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And In Other News Today
And In Other News Today I always loved it when news readers said that as a kid, right at the end of the news service with a news story that was just general interest or not serious enough to be news worthy. But, what about a news story or headline you wanted to hear but unlikely never will, something like And In Other News Today, Michael Jackson Admits to being "Not Normal" Or And In Other News Today, Queen Elisabeth released private sex videos, public applauds or And In Other News Today, Greenman moves out of his attic into billion dollar Manhattan appartment |
And In Other News Today, Jordan Carver goes fully nude only on VEF!
A dream would come true. :D |
And In Other News Today, Bill O'Reilly was so enraged when he missed the subway train he blew out the boogers from his nose causing him total embarrassment. :D
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And In Other News Today, Oprah Winfrey admits she enjoyed being fat and added to her fortune as a result of it
And In Other News Today, Justin Beiber was brutally beaten and hospitalized by a 6 year old girl when he refused to sign a CD cover |
In other news today, Bruce Jenner says: Oops, changed my mind, a woman's prerogative.
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Monica Lewenski has promised Hilary Clinton she'll go down on her if Hilary becomes the next POTUS, Hilary accepted :eek: |
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In a Vegas Burger King, The King himself, Elvis, emerged from hiding since 1977 and declared his fasting is over while ordering 16 double cheeseburgers |
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The Jehovah's Witnesses have announced they'll no longer be door knocking to wooo new potential converts, No sireeeeee Bob, they'll be hijacking telephone sex lines without the callers knowledge and inviting unsuspecting customers to their houses |
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Microsoft announced they have finally perfected Window, It will be put on the market as soon as Norton, Trend, McAfee and Kaspersky have tested it for potential threats and call it, Windows 1001, Incidentally, Window has been on the market for 1001 years also. |
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