Have you ever cum in your pants?
 

This has happened to me twice. Back in the days before home video you had to go to a public theater if you wanted to jack to a porn film. I liked to go to the earliest shows because there were fewer patrons and a better chance of a little privacy. One morning it was pretty crowded. There were men in every row. Toward the end of the first film, I blasted off without ever laying a hand on myself. Really! Honest! I had to hurry through the lobby and down the street to my car, walking in a strange way so no one else could see the sticky mess on the front of my trousers.

A little more than a decade later, the same thing happened during a lap dance at a strip club.

So, c’mon. What about those embarrassing moments with the big wet stain on the front of your trousers. You can tell us. We’re all friends here.

It seems like this is a question that should have been asked in the thread "Questions That You Were Afraid To Ask".

But to answer the question, I did once when I was 16 years old, and back then all it took was a gentle breeze to get my dick hard!

I had just gotten my drivers license and went parking for the first time. My date and I were making out pretty hot and heavy engaging in the "Roman Hands and Russian Fingers" activity thing, and I had a boner that was just dying to get out of my pants! But while she was rubbing my dick I guess the excitement and anticipation was too much for me because lo and behold I blew a big messy load right in my pants!:eek::):(

In case if you are wondering ...After a 10 minute break and a quick smoke we went at it again, and this time my dick made it into her awesome red hairy pussy, which was as wet as the load I shot in my pants!:D

It has never happened to me but, I know a few guys it did happen to.I will admit I came close a few times.

I know somebody who shat himself when he was drunk.

I would just like to add ... I don't believe that cumming in one's pants or premature ejaculation is anything one should be sorry, ashamed or embarrassed about. It could be that one's partner is one extremely sexy and fine-looking lady, and/or that what she is doing is giving one exceptional pleasure ... and she's obviously also doing it exceptionally well. In my book that's the ultimate compliment a guy can pay to his lady/partner!

Talk about premature orgasms or wetting oneself ... a number of women do it all the time. I can't tell you how many times I have been with a woman and removed her panties and found them to have become soaked and wet from during foreplay and heavy petting! I take that as a sign and compliment that she enjoys me and what pleasure I must have been giving to her.

So guys, don't feel sorry, ashamed or embarrassed should you "spit" a little early or prematurely. Just take a little breather or have a smoke and then go for round-two, at which time you should be able to shove it in and screw your brains out and have more stamina and "lasting power" before dumping another load -- which will make your partner exceptionally happy and pleased!

Its amazing, and what a coincidence that you should mention someone having shitting themselves while drunk! That happened with a girl that a friend and I were with one evening some many years ago.

This is a true story ... One evening my friend and I were driving around and we saw and picked up this girl that we both knew. After a bit more driving around it was decided that we would hit the liquor store and pick up some vodka and orange juice to make Screwdrivers.

We took her to my friend's father's place of business which had an office equipped with a couch. Naturally we mixed our drinks on the weaker side and made hers more potent. Within a short while she was blitzed and began taking her clothes off (complaining that it was quite warm in there) as did my friend. I typically don't like "sloppy seconds" but, I let my friend go first because it was his father's place we were using -- and boy am I glad that I did!

My friend began to fuck her on the couch while I sat at his father's desk waiting for my turn, and within a few minutes I started to smell a strong odor (stink) of shit! All of a sudden my friend jumped up and began screaming and yelling, "this bitch just shit all over the couch!"

Luckily, his father's place also had a shower which had one of those hand-held shower hose attachments. He threw her in there and began hosing her off and then proceeded to clean the shit off the couch! (Fortunately, it was a leather couch and not cloth so it cleaned rather easily.)

I'm really sorry that had to happen to my friend, but I'm sure glad that he went first because otherwise it would have most-certainly been "sloppy firsts" for me instead of "sloppy seconds"!

What had started out, and what was supposed to be a fun-filled evening, turned out to be a real shitty time -- literally!:(:o:mad::eek:

Needless to say, instead of my friend getting laid he got fucked -- and I luckily escaped unscathed!

I know someone who knew somebody else who read a forum post about this person who shat themselves while drunk. But that is a story for another day...

I've glued my britches twice - once when 19 while making out with this girl. Excitement and grinding got the better of me. One of the few times I'm glad things didn't go any further since I would have died of embarassment if she knew what happened!

The second time - 22 and in a bookstore - was unreasonably horny and simply SEEING an attractive woman squatting and leaning forward was just too much! Kind of wish this would happen more often!

You should not feel embarrassed about the event at 19. She must have been quite a girl and doing all of the right things. Keep in mind, at 19 we were full of piss and vinegar and our hormones were buzzing like a hive full of bees back then, and it did not take much to set us off.

Insofar as the bookstore thing at 22, well I certainly can see and understand your embarrassment in having a big wet blotch on the front of your pants there amongst the paperbacks and novels! It's times like that where having a bottled water or a cup of iced tea would have come in handy to create an "accidental" spill to get you out of that situation and dilemma.;):)

I shot off in my pants once at a strip club. I was getting a lap dance and I believe the girl really liked me. That or she just wanted to have fun with me. Anyway, as she was flopping about on my lap, naked as a jay bird, she stood up and turned away from me. The next thing I know, she bends over and grabs my cock (through my pants) from between her legs and starts jerking me off. After she did that for awhile, she rubbed her ass up and down all over my cock until I came. I was moaning and grabbed her hips as I squirted off in my pants.

That was one very sweet stripper.

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Back in high school, I dated a mormon girl for a while. Sex of any kind was strictly off-limits, so we would just make out and "dry hump" until I would explode. So yes - came in my pants many times while dating her.