Half a bottle of this:
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With Spam Fritters and Chips,Then some or more of:

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Unfortunately my mother was a chronic alcoholic, and I inherited same (ie I'm extremely weak-willed), so I can't drink at all - I'm happy drunk or I'm happy sober, I'm not happy in between. It's been nearly two years since I had a drink, thank you Jeebus. So I'll have a glass of milk, ta.

I had the same problem with tobacco, I haven't smoked cigarettes in nearly ten years, although I did go through a period of about a year smoking cigars, and I'm sorely tempted again. My wife doesn't drink or smoke, and she tells me I should meditate to deal with stress. I can't do that, but I thought I'd like to smoke cigars instead - ya know, have a ritual, keep a humidor of a few quality stogies, and sit in the garden and spark one when I need to relieve stress. It sounds great in theory, but I'm just worried that if I start doing that, I'll 'waken the beast' once more.

But life is dull without a little indulgence, no?

You will. I've quit smoking a year and a half ago. Quitting is something I did before but this time it's really for good. There was a time when I thought a cigar couldn't do any harm but believe me, I always backslid. It's different for non-smokers who like to enjoy an occasional cigar but stay away from it if you were a (heavy) smoker like me.

Drinking tonight ?
 

:(

:thumbsup::thumbsup:


What about using a pipe ?.
To smoke tobacco I mean.
In case you were thinking I meant crack.
It`s much gentler on the lungs , you look refined and can buy premium top quality ready rubbed nowadays.
There`s even an organic peach and cherry flavoured one available ... Ahem ... So I hear :o

I can't drink spirits as after a half dozen shots have the tendency to believe I can sing and dance extremely well.
When in truth I sing like somebody without vocal cords and dance like a knee capped Tiny Tim.

Currently glugging the icy cold usual :cool:

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Once my posts begin making sense to me I stop.
As realise I've probably had enough :D:thumbsup:

After a hard night's quaffing you should watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBiCdm-zcd4
:)

Feeling a little bit rough tonight...dunno why. Anyhow a few of these should help me feel better. Irish is the best Whiskey in my opinion (even though i have Scottish heritage, as small as it is)

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Drinking Tonight ?
 

Wise wisdom be thy words M8P :D

As for me today ,

In liquid terms it was Pineapple juice.
Plus yes Tesco finest Scotch eggs.
But then being on a Modding wage I can afford the finest of everything :rolleyes:

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Now glugging plenty of 1664 :cool:

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Hey stop judging me :mad:

I need the courage only icy hops can bring !.

As just about to check a Greenman post :D

Uh huh that`s my excuse and I`m sticking to it ;)

So I have never heard of your 1664 and found that is available in my area , but I can buy 5 cases of my domestic choice ( its all about the drunk :D) compared to 1 case of 1664 , so your alcohol is only something a mod can afford , Rich B------s .:eek: