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trailmaster October 13th, 2016 05:48 PM

Never have I ever
 
The name of this thread is: Never have I ever

It is very simple. You just have to complete the sentence. Here are some simple examples.

Never have I ever had a gin&tonic.

Never have I ever taken LSD.

Never have I ever participated in an orgy.

Never have I ever driven a truck.

Never have I ever had a date with a black woman.

You see how simple that is. For creative members you can use photos, photos with captions, cartoons, drawings, anything you want, but the words Never have I ever and the completion of the sentence has to be somewhere in your post. It looks like a moderator changed i to uppercase, so let it be.

trailmaster October 13th, 2016 09:24 PM

Never have I ever played hockey

Never have I ever played soccer

Never have I ever played squash

Never have I ever played water polo

Never have I ever played billards

Never have I ever played rugby

seany65 October 13th, 2016 09:49 PM

Never have I ever played an entire tune on a guitar.

Never have I ever won a photographic competition.

bloke57 October 13th, 2016 10:26 PM

Never have I ever been in a MacDonald's or a Starbucks...:p

Never have I ever watched "Big Brother" or "X Factor" on telly...:)

Never have I ever made love in a four poster bed...:(

trailmaster October 14th, 2016 02:05 AM

Never have I ever stepped on a grasshopper

Never have I ever used a gasoline powered lawnmower

Never have i ever put my left shoe on my right foot and my right shoe on my left foot

Never have I ever driven a sports car

Never have I ever had anal sex

Never have I ever flown ist class on a commercial airline

Estreeter October 14th, 2016 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster (Post 3806895)
Never have i ever had a date with a black woman.

I'm the exact opposite...

Never have i ever had a date with a white man.

trailmaster October 14th, 2016 11:02 AM

Never have I ever worn any clothes made from wool

Never have I ever worn clothes made from silk

Never have I ever worn a hounds tooth sport jacket

Never have I ever worn striped trousers

Mal Hombre October 14th, 2016 12:27 PM

Never have I worn Lederhosen

Never have I worn leather trousers

Never have I worn a Kilt

Never have I worn stockings and suspenders

tygrkhat40 October 14th, 2016 02:43 PM

Never have I ever been so drunk I soiled myself.

bloke57 October 14th, 2016 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre (Post 3807726)
Never have I worn stockings and suspenders

Never have I ever had my illusions so cruelly shattered. :(


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