All Things Redneck
From the dictionary
redneck ,[red-nek] : Often Disparaging. noun 1.an uneducated white farm laborer, especially from the South. 2.a bigot or reactionary, especially from the rural working class. :confused::confused::confused: Bullshit.... I just find it all, odd, amusing, weird and misunderstood .... Lets find out ;) Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common? A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home! http://thumbnails105.imagebam.com/26...e267839075.jpg ;) |
Jeff Foxworthy defines "redneck" as a "glorious absence of sophistication." I've always liked his "You might be a redneck" schtick. A few of my favorites.
If you can play "Sweet Home Alabama" on a touchtone phone... If people ask to hunt in your front yard... If you mow the lawn and find three or more cars... If going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight... If your father's cell number has nothing to do with a phone... If you're too drunk to fish.... |
If Your Wife and Your Sister are the same person...
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You call off the wedding when you find out the bride-to-be is still a virgin, because "Any girl that ain't good enough for her own kin ain't good enough for us".
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http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/26...d267865504.jpg http://thumbnails103.imagebam.com/26...2267865506.jpg They even look like kin :(:D |
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If These Fellers is Yore role models then Yew mite just be a redneck.. |
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Say Howdy to Billie Joe Jimbob and his Swedish cousin !
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhos...llie joe_0.jpg http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhos...72735514_0.jpg Some redneck creativity... http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhos...fire-ala_0.jpg http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhos...939207_n_0.jpg http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhos...406165_n_0.jpg |
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