Things not to say to your mother in law
 

1 How beautiful you are tonight.

2 Haven't you got a home?

3.Didn't I see You in the "Grannies" Thread ?

4 . I hope my wife doesn't look like you when she gets older :) ( didn't have the balls to say it , but thought about it ):D

PS, she didn't

5 Are you sure you want to stay for dinner?

6
"With you by my side , I already have something old hand. "

7
"Of course, you can make suggestions. But we reserve the right not to consider it. "

8
"No, it's not that I did not hear , it's more that I do not listen. "

:D:D my favourite I think.

9
Your daughter's a much better shag than you. :cool:

Please mark with number ;) you must be 11