I have found a way out brothers , a way out !
 

Eternal Flame

Had to hear the thing in it`s entirety earlier today while taking part in this nations most popular pastime = Queuing

Tune was in by then , so to try and at least diffuse it`s strength i was left with no other option than to attempt to replace the words as i walked home :o


" Rope is tight you`re not struggling with your hands, darling
Damn i still see your hearts beating, better try again.
I know you feel the same, but i`m the one with the hammer.
Does my beating cause your blinding pain ?

Yet i believe it's meant to be, darling.
Got sick of hearing you sleeping, snoring next to me.
Not bothered if you feel the same, oh no but am i only dreaming?
Or did i forget to pre-arrange aaaaaaaaaaan alibi !
Yes , to my , an-noy-ing shame .

Say my name, don`t care, you won`t be saying it again.
A whole life more pleasant , then you arrived you bloody bane.
Whoooops better be careful about the bloooooooooood.
I don't want to lose the deposit , oooooooon , this flat "

- Cue instrumental -


;) :thumbsup::thumbsup:

Great lyrics GreenSkull, I`m sure you have bright and successfull future as a earworm exorcist, so can you use your magic touch with "In the summertime" ? I know, It´s a strong enemy with many evil surprises but I want to believe that It`s not immortal. :D

Afternoon delight - Starland Vocal Band
 

Just when I'd thought i'd erased this song from my mind after enduring it for 21 days on a european contiki bus tour during 1990

it shows up in a film...anchorman

Afternoon delight scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1W5vwhLcsw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ

I was just reading about Olivia Newton John and Grease on my Orange home page as I logged on and sure enough for the last hour I have had-

Wella Wella Wella OO Tell me more, Tell me more.....etc etc over and over again in my head.:mad:

God someone, please put me out of my misery!:o

That's right. If Olivia is going to inflict Cruel and Unusual Punishment on us I wish she'd choose some other way.

I don't mind "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep". (You left out a "Cheep" by the way Futuro me ole mate)
It could have been worse. What if we had had Disco Bloody Fever from now until the end of time?:eek:

Ok Futuro , for you i`ll have a quick attempt at a portion of the start :D


" In Erotica where the members are high,
You can reach right down and unzip your fly,
When the members are high,
They`ve got women, they`ve got women on their mind`s ,
Have a drink, have a drive,
And if you`re a Mod then take a skive ;)

If you like a thread , don`t be a fifth wheel ,
If you hate a post , there's so many it ain`t no big deal ,
Speed along the site ,
Do a bong, or a bong and twenty-five,
Just don`t break those rules ,
Or ma brother like no other
You won`t get ,out of here alive "



;) :thumbsup:

That's easy, we'd just turn the beat around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ujFaDJn7dY

:D

Thank You Greenskull, now I just have to get drunk and sing along whole night to learn new lyrics. Your "Earworm Vandalizer Of The Year"-trophy is already sent to you:


I also loved your "Eternal Flame"-lyrics, maybe we should start a cover-band, ok, maybe not good idea, touring 460 pubs a year, causing violent reactions in crowd, playing same bloody awful songs we already hate.