Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ?
 

Sorry lovers of the shemale threads this ain`t one of those things ;)

Actually this thread isn`t my fault i swear :o

But then you know me , i`m constantly blameless :D

No this bastard son of Satan came about because supposedly guys like to name penises :confused:

Their own i mean :D

I was told this barely twenty minutes ago by a female source of the female variety :eek:

Yeah like she`d know :rolleyes:

I of course being the poster child for the masculine male species stood my firm ground and said what she was claiming was absolute flim flam .

That`s right i used the term " Flim flam " .

Look if that`s too strong for you you`re better off leaving this thread now as dats da way i play ok :D


Anyway she insists that all men , as in all men name their penises :confused:

In which case maybe i`s ain`t a male :confused:

Because i never have :confused:

Although if i did i might call him Mr Disappointment :D

Either that or Destructor ;)


So , er , do any of you steadfast souls have a name for your bravest soldier :confused:


If so let us all know :D


If not then think of one and do the same :D


Well why not :thumbsup:


Hey life`s too sort to not make fun of something even sorter , right ;)


I jest of course, as it`s well known only members who`s members are large enough to have their own postcode are allowed to join this band of bulging brothers :D

Hey just this second thought of another name for him :cool:

" The anaconda of doom "


Is a bit of a mouthful though.


At least that`s what she said :D

I call Him Saquatch,Because He's big, ugly but never caught on camera-yet.:D

Frederick, named him when I was about 14. He's been happy with his name ever since, though he does like to be called Freddie when he's had a few;).

:)

Must be a pretty furry part.:D

Herman the German
 

Great, I finally can tell folks the funny name for my other head... I does most of the primary thinking for me...

Herman or the long name is Herman the German...

Named after the biggest baddest crane ever built See picture below. BTW I do not have those cable attached.


http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhos.../wvX2/hg_0.jpg

Never have - although I find Robin Williams term "Mr Happy" to be a riot.
And girls seem to say OMG a lot, so maybe he is a deity of some sort...

This is Flim Flam! No I do not:confused: My pork sword is nameless and shameless:D

Leonard from The Dickies calls his Stuart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5QngNTr2TU

im embarrassed to ever have been associated with Gs...... now that he's started this thread...!!! :o

at least start one asking what girls call their boobies, lump-a-dumps, boulders, etc.....:D