Pink Floyd reject this picture for the cover of Dark Side of the Moon ... because it's too bright.

Kiwi

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A specially trained medical unit prepare to administer her yearly check-up.

When she gets on a plane she has to buy a seat for each cheek! :D

Caption This!! Part 2
 

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Okay gang, try this one! :p

1. She's playing peek a boo with her crotch!

2. First time her crotch has seen daylight for months!

3. She couldn't hold it until she got to the bathroom!

She's trying out the new MP3 Vibrator!

She's thinking, "Yep, I'm still a woman!"

She checking to see if her pantyhose is on backwards!

She wants to see if her cell phone is on vibrate!
:rolleyes:

Damn windscreen flyposters are taking it a bit far.

Oh, dear, what could the matter be?
Some poor girl got stuck in the lavatory.
She was there from Monday through Saturday,
Nobody knew she was there :(

The poor girl's name, was Emily Pumphrey.
And first she sat down, ever so comfy,
But she tried to get up...
She couldn't get her bum free.
And nobody knew she was there

:)

Just as she squatted down, her knees locked in position! :eek:

"does my bum look big in this?"

Carson's Rule of Three....
 

1. After accidentally activating her spy camera's telephoto lens, Natasha immediately resigned from the KGB and embarked on a career in adult films.

2. Initial prototype of the coin-operated sexbot.

3. While George managed to save lots of money, by getting his sex change operation in Laos, he was less than pleased with the "tight white box" he specifically requested.