Where's my damn sexbot?
Isn't this 2015? Shouldn't technology have advanced sufficiently that both men and women should be able to have, if they want one, a robot capable of performing sex acts and with skin that feels real and is responsive? Surely it can't be beyond the capabilities of plaxtic surgery and engineers. If anyone is working on one, I'd like mine to look like this please.
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And my flying car and personal teleporter. I remember reading a Big Bumper Book For Boys when I was around eight that said by the year 2000 we'd all be having holidays on the moon. What a gyp.
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It will be so crazy to have robot like this, who knows in some close future it will come.
Technology got solutions and materials, and im sure sex-toy companies works on this. "Shut up and take my money" :D |
http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/1...-of-healthcare
They are here, but they ain't cheap!http://ist3-1.filesor.com/pimpandhos...m/sexbot_0.jpg http://ist3-1.filesor.com/pimpandhos...ot_Harem_0.jpg http://ist3-1.filesor.com/pimpandhos...xybotman_0.jpg http://ist3-2.filesor.com/pimpandhos...-640x353_0.jpg |
Lol...you must have watched 'Blade Runner' recently.
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Has anybody really thought this through. I mean hate cleaning out my coffee maker...but this eeeww!
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Yes, I have watched "Blade Runner" recently, and watch it fairly regularly, as it is one of my favorite movies. Remember Virtual Reality? It was at least 20 years ago when we were promised that VR sex with anyone we wanted? What happened to that? Interactive POV DVD's hardly come close.
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My friend, your sexbot is coming.
And when they arrive, human civilization will stop. That's why SETI will never find intelligent life in the cosmos -- they've invented sexbots, and they ain't answering the phone. |
Strap it to the roof of your car and run it though the car-wash a couple of times. Put it in a provocative pose so the nasty parts get rinsed well.
Extra points if you spring for a hand wash or hand detailing if only to mess with the people working there. Quote:
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As to the post-coital cleaning issue, I think it's clear that when the technology is perfected, the robot will be able to clean itself. Hopefully in an entertaining fashion, maybe like a cat cleans its nether regions.
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