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Jeff Vader July 24th, 2011 11:12 AM

The corrupt a wish game
 
Blatantly stolen from elsewhere.

Here's how it works: You make a wish and the next person grants you your wish - but corrupts it, then they make a wish, and so on.

For example - I wish I had a cock that reached the floor.

Response: Your cock now reaches the floor as both your legs fall off.

I wish that I could fly like Superman

Mal Hombre July 24th, 2011 11:23 AM

You can now fly like Superman,But only one inch above the ground.

I wish I had X-Ray vision

Brecht July 24th, 2011 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre (Post 1683696)
You can now fly like Superman,But only one inch above the ground.

I wish I had X-Ray vision

You have X-Ray vision now but you can't see naked women. :D

I wish I could time-travel.

Mal Hombre July 24th, 2011 11:46 AM

You can now time travel,But only by one minute back or forward.

I wishI could make Myself invisible

NIN July 24th, 2011 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre (Post 1683726)

I wishI could make Myself invisible

:confused: Who said that, now i can't read the text you type :o?

I'd like to be granted the healing touch :rolleyes:

Inglorious July 24th, 2011 11:59 AM

you can now heal, but unfortunately we heard you wrong and you have the ability to heel like a dog

I wish I could marry her
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Mal Hombre July 24th, 2011 12:03 PM

You can now Marry Her,But She's taken a vow of celibacy.

I wish I was invulnerable to all weapons

Brecht July 24th, 2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre (Post 1683752)
You can now Marry Her,But She's taken a vow of celibacy.

I wish I was invulnerable to all weapons

You're invulnerable to all weapons but you cannot use one yourself.

I wish I could live in deep water.

Btw, I think this thread belongs into the "Funnies" section.

sweatyhat July 24th, 2011 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norbert84 (Post 1683755)
You're invulnerable to all weapons but you cannot use one yourself.

I wish I could live in deep water.
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Don't trip over the continental shelf.

I wish I had arms like Popeye.

Mal Hombre July 24th, 2011 12:22 PM

You now have arms like Popeye but You have to marry Olive Oyl

I wish I could pass through solid matter


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