Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member
 

The rules are simple. Tell a lie about a fellow board member.
But keep it funny - no insults that are not in good spirits.

Ow I like this thread, great idea.:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Since I am first I would like to say that while MaxJoker is always posting about his problems with women it isn't true. He likes big burly men.
Come on back now you hear.:D:D:D

Estreeter watches Neighbours and has a copy of the Tony Hatch theme.

MaxJoker was born without a funny bone

And you like old men. :D:D:D:D:D

I said lie, not tell the truth.

Glen Quagmire has never seen a single episode of Family Guy

GM based his personae and avatar on Philip Larkin's poem Toads

:D

Hey you leave my ex out of this.

Estreeter really doesn't like anal but he does like sheep, a lot.:D:D

If this thread gets long, guaranteed it will not be 100% lies. Not that anyone will know the diff. ;):D

See, Mods will just make New Rules on the fly. The allure of Power. :cool:

"Tygrkhat40 secretly switched allegiance to Pittsburgh Steelers on Jan. 31, 1994. After priest assured him "Man was not put on Earth to suffer so much, my son."

Plastic Tiffani is made out of wood

Palo5 :confused: .... damn he's the only true descendant of the Romanov Dynasty and lives on Park Avenue in NY, plus ;) is the head of a multi trillion dollar Apple Empire and actually does the whipping in Chinese sweat shop factories :mad: Capitalist swine :mad:

Estreeter thinks tobacco is the root of all evil in this world. He has dedicated his entire life to educating the people of his native Clarenville, Newfoundland, about the hazards of nicotine.

Bloke57 is really only bloke50. He is prone to exaggerate a tad.

There are two lies in that statement. First it wasn't the Steelers, it was the Cleveland Browns and second, it wasn't a priest who advised me, it was a rabbi.

So there. :rolleyes:;):):thumbsup:

He's not bloke57 , he is in fact a She-Bloke69 :eek:

Brecht has modelled his entire life after Bertolt Brecht's Arturo Ui

Sandhunter is an American Professional Wrestler.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman_(wrestler)

Santeefats was the cameraman who filmed David Attenborough with a load of Gorillas in Life On Earth.

Wimbo77 is a clone of Wimbo76

Estreeter is not fifty and neither is he a mobster. He is a 17 year old chick who on weekends works as a escort.

Trailmaster is a member of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra.

Sandhunter has never been to the beach

Well of course not he lives secluded in the Arizona desert. Hell his pets are Gila monsters.:p:p

Wimbo77 wrote a sequel to Orwell's 1984 titled 1977.

Don't give me ideas ;)

Ball 7 is actually three-and-a-half conjoined twins. :eek:

ball7 well :rolleyes: he actually has 8 testicles not 7 ..... you can't have an odd number of balls ;)

(So if the one displayed in the Albert Hall isn't Hitler's, whose is it? :confused:)

The reason TM is often too cold...and then too hot is that he is, in fact, a James Bond villain.

Half the year in his lair under the Arctic ocean and half the year in the caldera of a volcano.

ball7 puts a cucumber in his pants when going out to meet some ladies on Saturday night. He also sucks in his belly until his face turns red. When the ladies ask him why his face is so red, ball7 claims it's a tan.

It is a tan.

Bloke57 got a PH.D in flower arrangement.

BigTrain45 hates Jordan West.

Big Train is Jordan West

Greenman is the ex-husband of Nigella Lawson. He divorced her after two weeks when he realized that his marriage could become too expensive because Nigella eats more than he's willing to pay for: twice a day.

MaxJoker really isn't funny he gets all his jokes and ideas TM and GM.:p:p

Santee hates bananas and jungle sounds :rolleyes:

Santeefats is well known animal trainer - who used to blank his animals, mostly the females.

Hertz claims to be a friend of Dorothy - to be honest he has been seen holding hands with the Wicked WItch