Funny, bizarre and unsexy things in porn
 

By funny and bizarre, I mean things that are completely irrelevant, erroneous or plain weird that can pop up in porn magazine photosets, movie scenes etc and have either nothing to do with anything going on in the set and/or actually act as completely un-erotic non-sequiturs.

Often in movies it'll come about when the director or cameraman tries something arty and sometimes in a photoset there'll be something like a load of weird books on a bookshelf or a portrait of a creepy old man hanging on the wall in the background...

Anyway, CC photosets are good for this as they often open with several 'splash' pages of non-sex preamble pictures with hilariously blunt titles wherein none of the people posing actually feature.

Here's my recent favourite...

http://thumbs2.imagebam.com/50/8a/b4...d913336524.jpg

Goddamn it, I'll make this thread work if it kills me.

Here's another, from an early issue of PRVT magazine...

http://thumbs2.imagebam.com/30/99/6f...9914058894.jpg

This is the only one I could find..
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Careful, Mal Hombre, that's verging on sexy. :D

Only if You're attracted to retro stereo equipment..

Here's one I noticed in the modern section not so long ago.

Stella Cox posing in front of what could be the study of disgraced former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, Jeffrey Archer* - complete with books written by completely discredited far right Holocaust denier, David Irving.

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If someone could work out what public school that's a framed shot of we might have a surer idea.

A completely baffling 'joke' from the pages of Snob magazine (1982)

If anyone can explain it to me then I'd be much obliged.

Are they in jail because they tried to cross over the Berlin Wall? :confused:

http://thumbs2.imagebam.com/78/97/c0...6938622734.jpg

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...22&postcount=4

Many thanks to Jism Jim.

Now, here's a chap thoroughly enjoying himself...

http://thumbs2.imagebam.com/f0/6c/e7...9946608644.jpg

Stop it, you're turning me on...

No, really... stop it.

http://thumbs2.imagebam.com/df/83/ff...c989092514.jpg

Yeah, Harry!

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