Well known women you never would , even if you could !
Hopefully the title is self explanatory ( That means all relevant information is contained within :rolleyes:) , although if not then allow me to fully flesh out this thread on females you'd never jump even if you had a gun to your head and starter cables in your hand ;)
It concerns known names that leave you and your giblets totally stone cold ! I`m talking about a women who even if you were trapped all alone on an island with for 19 months still wouldn't get a salute from your personal soldier ! Someone who does n-o-t-h-i-n-g for you and n-e-v-e-r would ! One who fits the bill bang on for me is :eek: Katona :eek: http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc346/t..._123_346lo.jpg http://img108.imagevenue.com/loc155/..._123_155lo.jpg http://img246.imagevenue.com/loc451/..._123_451lo.jpg See i don`t care if Kezza has lost weight or cut back on the crack , there's only one way i`d hit on her . If she was hanging upside down in a sack :D |
Those American Tennis Bird sisters.
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Oprah
If ya did, You'd more than likely end up on her show with a sob story of what a bad experience ya had and now need counseling, then she'd feel sorry for ya, give ya a hug and it would start all over again..................re-occuring nightmare |
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Know it might seem slightly insulting to your good namesake but this entity http://img159.imagevenue.com/loc227/..._123_227lo.jpg Must never be allowed to get away from that name she invented ! That sex video selling then denying it ,drug taking while pregnant ,never written or thought of anything worthwhile ever, waste of saggy needle covered skin nothing must be hounded by that name until death :thumbsup: :D The skank wouldn't get a rise out of me even if she attached magnets around my dinky then held an anvil above her head :D |
Amy Winehouse
Wow! Good/bad choices Greenskull depending on how you look at it or wretch at it as the case may be. I have to go with the stunning :eek: Ms. Winehouse. First off, after her, ahem, "medicine" was depleted I think you would be dealing with an angry young woman. Granted, it may be kind of perversely pleasurable to watch her scratch herself in a vain attempt to get those "bloody spiders off me" and shake from the DT's but I think the bad would outweigh the good. As pale as a three week old corpse. As thin as a junki......I mean, a rail. Flatter (despite Mal Hombre's Avatar:)) than a board and a set of teeth that resemble the grill of a 1934 Plymouth. Shes hideous both inside and out and even on an island for 19 (!) months I wouldn't want to check her inside out. ;)
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To me she'll always be Katie.
Katie ( not at any bloody ) Price. |
Joanna Lumley - the most overrated actress
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Jo Brand - love to have dinner and get pissed with her but that's all...
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