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chupachups January 8th, 2009 10:37 PM

how much p0rn, before it becomes a problem ?
 
ok, we are all on this (great) forum for one reason, but when does a hobby and titillation become an obsession ?

chupachups January 8th, 2009 10:40 PM

presumably anyone that polls the garage, has a second garage to store the tissues they buy in bulk :))

DTravel January 9th, 2009 06:03 AM

When you turn down a date with a live woman to download more porn.

IronMan January 9th, 2009 09:04 AM

How much time out of your day it occupies is a better measuring stick. :)

billybunter January 9th, 2009 01:03 PM

There's never too much! My garage is almost full. Gonna have to build an extension, if she lets me. LOL.

Estreeter January 10th, 2009 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTravel (Post 507997)
When you turn down a date with a live woman to download more porn.

1, I have been late turning up for a date because i was downloading some porn:D

2, I lied to an ex GF about having to be somewhere while in fact i was at a mates place copying porn:D

Does this count?

Trip January 10th, 2009 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupachups (Post 507656)
when does a hobby become an obsession ?

When you start questioning this, it is a problem.

Seek medical attention immediately.


thankyoudrivethruplease

Leprechaun January 10th, 2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by precieux (Post 509063)
You know you have too much Pr0n when.....

... you only know two-dimensional ladies. ;)

blaffa2002 January 10th, 2009 12:48 PM

Hello. I think I may be an addict. Yes, porn. I have 17 harddrives in my computer now, it used to be 20, and nearly 5tb total..but 3 of them broke so far. As of now I have 3.8tb or so, I haven't counted. There's porn on all the disks, except for one where I stash mp3's and dvd movies from Hollywood.

Also, an additional 2-3 of the ones that are plugged in, keeps coming and going, like.. Semi-broken. Constant hassles, the whole system freezes, and once I unplug a dodgy disk, another one seems to take its' place and start messing up. God knows.

I am mainly into porn produced between 1985-1995, as it turns out. One of my "big" (used to be) 400gig drives has these "classics" stored on it..The rest are all recent porn. Even though I very rarely care for anything produced this side of y2k. Help! Help!

Err.. Yeah. I don't even like porn, at least not that much.. Every once every 4-5 days I find myself sat down infront of the computer, preparing sorta to view short bits of my giant stash and perhaps pull my pecker too..except I am apparently in no condition to do so.. Every time I think I am "ready" to get down to business and start the auto-erotic excercising, I am completely beat 10 minutes later and fall asleep sitting up, almost.

Last year I had a brief fling with this homely girl at the university, turns out she liked me (I suppose) and my taste in movies. Jap horror, hong kong action. I never planned ahead i.e planned to tell her about my main interest, so to speak. Now a year later I think perhaps I should've. Although I cannot for the life of me figure out why she'd also share my porn preferences.

Hmm ok I don't know where this is going but I have plenty more movies on my too many disks that I gotta get posted up here before they break down. What ever titles I added so far seems to be greatly appreciated..So that is what I'm gonna do. Dig through the archives. I am starting at a new job on Monday though, so you might not hear from me for a while, cause I gotta kiss all the right asses, do my best to pretend I'm just a regular guy who hasn't got 1000 porn flicks on his computer, etc, etc. Takes a lot of energy..but I shall return..kthxbye

blaffa2002 January 10th, 2009 01:03 PM

And every weekend I tend to drink heavily.. Sometimes drinking myself to sleep, but more often than not I just stay online, getting more and more drunk, and then I always get this urge to type..stuff. Fingers are flying on their own, like. I feel like a king, and I start going through the Messenger contact list alphabetically. Every single individual on it gets at least one sorta creepy message about something or other that made perfect sense to me at the time. As everyone reasonably normal goes to sleep one after another I then head over to the forums instead - all and any that haven't already blooked my cookie long ago - and start typing "for real." Things that seem completely logical at that time. Eventually I fall asleep, just like a regular guy, but when I wake up there are at least a dozen messages on the screen from ppl whom I wrote the day before that I gotta try to answer, and I lose access on forums where I spent years building a rep. This has gone on for more or less two full decades, it is only now that I have begun to see the problem, and how I must keep a low profile at all costs. So..err..well, you haven't yet met the intoxicated Blaf, but perhaps some day you will, and then you can look back through my posts and..and figure out the whole dealio. I pray and hope nobody ever reads this. rolfpimp


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