Things to do before you die
 

You know those mental lists we keep in our heads or sometimes on paper ,of things we`d ultimately like to do but just haven`t got round to yet. Not talking about fanciful ideas of walking on the moon (Although you`d be the first one to actually do so if you did) either , but things you could do and would like to tick off before you shuffle off .


Well do you have such a list and if so what is it ?

I've been to the moon and it's not much to write home about. They don't sell scrumpy jack either...

1, Punch my boss in the mouth:)
2, Punch my boss in the mouth:cool:
3, Punch my boss in the mouth:D
4, Punch my boss in the mouth;)
5, Punch my boss in the mouth:)
6, Punch my boss in the mouth:cool:
7, Punch my boss in the mouth:)
8, Punch my boss in the mouth:D
9, Punch my boss in the mouth;)
10,Ask him for a pay raise :cool::):p:D

Appreciate the contributions fellow forum members , them lists is good reading :D

Here are my ten technically achievable "To do`s "

1) Drive off a pier
2) Trip up Mickey Mouse at Euro Disney
3) Visit Marks food hall then eat and drink as much as i can before security arrives
4) Spend a day gatecrashing wedding ceremony's and objecting
5) Have a fireworks battle a`la Fandango
6) Irradiate a spider and let it bite me
7) Date Kimberly Walsh
8) Preach the holy gospel outside a Mosque right after prayers
9) Ask the kid behind the counter at McDonald's to explain the entire menu during lunch time rush hour
10) Make a movie of my life

These 2 i HAVE to see :D

Let me see, where to start? Okay, here we go:

1) Spend 30 days seeing all of Australia that I can with a local beauty.
2) Spend 60 days exploring all of europe with a babe from each country I'm visiting.
3) Spend 60 days cruising between all of the south pacific islands, and yes, hooking up with a local wahine at every port.
4) Spend 15 days in New Zealand seeing all I can with a native beauty.
5) Spend 15 days in Japan seeing all I can from the window of the best Geisha house to be found.
6) Spend a SUMMER seeing all of Russia and eastern europe with a local beauty from each country as my personal guide and companion.
7) Ride my motorcycle across Canada (during the SUMMER) with a "snow bunny" hanging on tight.
8) Have a threesome (FF/Me) in the White House!
9) Fuck in space!
10) Live long enough to brag about it.

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1, get all my ex's to admit everything was their fault :D
2, gat all my ex's to make me another meal and say their sorry :)
3, get all my ex's to clean my house :D
4, get all my ex's to give me $10,000 for the hell of it :)
5, get all my ex's to walk my dogs daily ;)
6, get all my ex's to take back everything they said after we split :D
7, get all my ex's to ask me to have sex with their mothers and sisters ;)
8, get all my ex's to wash my cars every week
9, get all my ex's to hand back everything i gave them
10,Tell all my ex's that i still have photos:cool::cool::cool::cool:

1) Beat up a politician
2) Celebrate with Angel Dark
3) Recover from my heart attack (see step 2)
4) Shove a politician in front of a bus
5) Celebrate with Monica Sweetheart
6) Celebrate step 5 by shooting a politician
7) Celebrate with Nikki Nova
8) Financially destroy a politician and successfully frame another politician
9) Celebrate with Julia Ann and Lisa Ann
10) Repeat steps 1-9. :cool:

Die? I'm gonna be the bugger who discovers the secret of eternal life :D

Take a time travel trip and kick Hitler in the bollocks.
Take a time travel trip back to when i was 21 and scared away the love of my life because i was an immature kn*b and kick me in the bollocks.
Develop immortality.
Develop Hyperdrive.
Leave this planet behind.
Take a trip around the galaxy and see all its wonders.
Just take with me clones of my fave babes for company, sex and to be my ship crew.
Own a Bugatti Veyron, Pagani Zonda, Mercedes SLR, Aston Martin DB9.
Have all of Bill Gates money.
Find out who the Stig actually is.