The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself
 

"I don't need to write that down. I will remember it"



Any more liars? This is the place. Let it out. ;)

"I'll do it tomorrow"
"I won't stay on the forum so long today"

It must be the cold weather that's done that!

I'll stop when I need glasses.

Well, there's always the classic, "The check's in the mail."

"I am too old for this."

check's in the mail, i won't cum in your mouth, of course i'll respect you in the morning.

...that I don't lie to myself.

I'm from the Government, I'm here to help.

big lie
 

i know that i am useful and appreciated some where. (that somewhere seems not to be on any map i have ever seen)