Hef's Vaults
 

Ran across this on a 'blind item' celeb gossip site. They guy who posts this stuff is supposedly a entertainment lawyer who has been in the biz for decades.

Although funny to read these ¤Blind Items¤ stories, I don't believe one single word of it. It is very easy to write what I would call fan fiction, when you're anonymous, so when I stumble over ¤Blind Gossip¤ I immediately write them off as fake.

- but thanks anyway - it was fun reading. :)

I agree. That whole thing smacks of fiction. The first part, about all the laser beams and vaults and so on sounds like something right out of a James Bond villain's hideout or Mission Impossible movie.

As for the list of "stars," Heff's...I mean PM's...magazine published nude photos of some of the same stars that were listed as being "protected" by Ole Heff. Vanna White and Suzanne Somers for example. You can search this very forum and find pics of those two, and others mentioned, Victoria Principal comes to mind.

The only thing I did think of while reading that is to imagine if they had cell phone cameras in say the 60's or 70's, like we have today, just imagine the pics that could've been taken at some of those Playboy Mansion parties.

Hasn't that story appeared on here in the past couple of days?

I would like to believe the story is true, but unless someone edited the contents of the article into its current format, I doubt any lawyer would write such a lengthy diatribe, without at least splitting it up into manageable sized paragraphs.

In its present form, it is horrendously long and thus difficult to read.

The quote is from the entertainment lawyer's site (crazydaysandnights.*et) but it wasn't written by him. His posts are signed, "Enty." This one was by a different (but regular) source that goes by "Himmmm". And yeah, he is frequently taken to task by readers for posting overly long items.

As a life long Hef fan and watcher, I tend to believe a lot of it- first because I caught many many of the names right off of the bat, and also because Hef had an obsession with archiving things, from his legendary scrapbooks to endless recording of old films off of TCM and such. He actually had a staff of guys recording and editing a gazillion movies and shows to be held for history....So I'm pretty much a believer; not many of the names and actions seemed out of the question from the 70s onward....

I am not surprised by most of this. We always presumed that Hef scored with a few PMs. I feel a few of the celebs know they were being filmed and wanted it. The only thing that shocked me was that there was a file on Chris evert. I wonder what was in that. I would love to see the Jane Fonda tape.

Hope it's true...would love to see Cheryl Ladd get banged...

Yes, the Jane tape would be my #1 as well, especially since there are a LOT of reliable sources saying she had no problem with taking a 'dip in the lady pool' now and then...

There's was supposedly a tape that existed of Jane fucking Ted Turner in the ass with a strap on while he fucked another woman.

I can't say that sounds like a pretty picture...

Well...I think the huge vault thing is bullshit. That would have come out in the news after Hef died and nope, not word one. Hef was known a big scrapbooker/archiver, and since he published the most famous "nudie magazine" in history it seems reasonable that he would have a collection of nude pics/movies. And it is true that there were some wild parties and wild nights and days at the Playboy Mansion in the 1970's on through the Girls Next Door period, but I believe this is a case of some nude pics of celebs like Dolly Parton who is known to have an open marriage being expanded and conflated into what was posted in the OP.

I disagree with most of you guys on this thread. After learning about Stanley Kubrick's work, the blood oaths, and indoctrination of the bands from the British Invasion coutesy of Tavistock Institute, and the scenne of Laurel Canyon, California all those bands had ties to the military industrial complex. They power brokers of Hollywood blackmail everybody. You want to be a star, you literally have drink piss and eat shit like Hitler did. Now there are stories about Hugh Hefner being into homosexual porn? He supposedly had these kind of videos playing while he had sex.

And now the stories of tunnels leading to the grotto at the mansion are true. Kirk Douglass, James Caan, and Jack Nicholson all had tunnels from their mansions leading to Hef's mansion. There are unsubstantiated rumors of blood sacrifices taking place there too. This is a wicked, evil fuckin world. And Stanley exposed that in Eyes Wide Shut.

I know for a fact that a former playmate from Louisiana had pure french blue blood lines unbeknownst to her. She eventually met and had an affair with a european man with similar bloodlines to another family she later found out. Her son was abducted in a court of law which eventually turned out to be a mock trial in California. When she filed for a motion all those accusers and so called witnesses vanished into thin air...this is how powerful these satanic families are.

Everything that guy said is true. Hollywood is 100% satanic. All scumbags who have no problem sacrificing children to drink their blood for andrenochrome. Look no further than Johnny Depp. I used to love this guy too. The Dark Web has tons of this shit too.

Btw, these actors who get tatted up is a sign that they get down for gravy...rappers term for being homosexual. All the rappers are into this. Hollywood has always had a dark side but now it is becoming more and more out in the open. And they have been shoving Transgenders down our throats for decades... " I Vant To Be Alone" is one of the very first on recorded film, but dates back thousands of years to the Greeks, all parts were played by men.

This is probably the only plausible scenario described on this thread. :rolleyes:

I find this plausible for the fact that Larry Flynnt paid a small fortune to a former Playboy worker who had stole photos of Hefner in action with various women and some Playmates.
He released some of them in at least one issue of Hustler.

The following text is from a September 2017 article in the NY Post titled: "Hefner’s former valet reflects on ‘Pig Nights’ with hookers and Hef":

From 1978 through 1979, Stefan Tetenbaum worked as Hugh Hefner’s valet, doing everything from restocking the Playboy founder’s fridge with necessities like perfectly chilled Pepsi to cleaning sex toys after Hefner’s infamous “Pig Nights,” when the robe-clad Hef would call in prostitutes for his friends. Tetenbaum, now 67 and a sculptor living in Redondo Beach, Calif., shares his stories with The Post.

My job as Mr. Hefner’s valet was to take care of him in a very personal way. I prepared his “sick menu” — Pepsi, Campbell’s chicken noodle soup and M&Ms — whenever he felt ill, which was often because he was a hypochondriac. I also made sure the maids took all the sex toys down to the basement after use and washed and sterilized them before returning the gadgets to the secret compartment above his bed.

On certain nights, Mr. Hefner had prostitutes brought up to the mansion and he would entertain them with a big dinner and invite his friends to come and participate in different intimate acts with them. It was called “Pig Night.” Sometimes the women had penises and Hefner didn’t want to be involved with that, although some of the other guests, especially John Belushi, they didn’t mind.

Hugh, most of the time, never had sex with women. He was more interested in watching. He would hire famous male porn stars, including John Holmes, with huge penises and watch them have sex with different girls he brought in. Hugh sat there in his favorite chair, smoking a joint and eating red licorice and watching. I had to go into the room afterwards and if the girls couldn’t walk, I would have to escort them to the bedrooms so they could recuperate. Hef sometimes gave bonuses to the women because the sex acts were so painful.

He always filmed the encounters. He had two large video cameras over his bed and he had these giant screens across from his bed. He had a whole library for these sex acts with different people and the video librarian told me Hef planned to use the footage against his associates if they ever threatened to come out with a memoir about him or the mansion.

For many people, the Playboy mansion was a safe haven from the paparazzi and private detectives. A married comedian came for years, bringing different girls to have sex with. I had to take many food trays into the room where he was with these girls.

There was always cocaine around, though Mr. Hefner didn’t partake, preferring weed (he would often have parties where he invited all the marijuana growers in California to the house).

The entire grounds were under surveillance. There were cameras everywhere and all the phones were bugged. The staff had to be very careful and the men weren’t allowed to speak to any of Hef’s girls or socialize with them. But if one of Hef’s bunnies was out by the swimming pool and requested a lobster or cheeseburger, you’d deliver it to her and put the tray between her legs and while she oiled her legs, you’d see all sorts of toys that were attached to her vaginal area. The girls loved to tease me. You also weren’t supposed to be married if you worked for Hef. It was one of the rules, which somehow he ignored for me since my wife also worked at the mansion as a greeter during parties.

Hef wasn’t a kind man. If he tasted the Pepsi and it wasn’t cold enough, he would throw it away and call me to replace it. I don’t know if he ever even knew my name. He would just call me “valet.” He was very brutal to his girlfriends and sex partners. He made sure they had breast implants. In those days, the implants were new and they would shift and burst and I witnessed many women who had this done begging and crying to Hef to help them and he would put them back in the hospital and then discard these women. He didn’t care. They were disposable.

I really didn’t feel anything when I heard Hef died. He started out as an innovator and was a very liberal guy. He was pro abortion, gay rights, marijuana. He was very ahead of his time and then when he moved from Chicago to Holmby Hills, he became just another dirty old rich man.

Hef's Stories
 

I know nothing first hand about anything this fellow, who seems to have worked for Hef for a very short time many years ago, is saying, except that as a fan of his for many years, this goes against just about everything I have read over the last decades, so I would say there is reason to doubt a great deal of what he said...

Nope. This is gibberish.

It is a discussion thread though and to be honest these threads have been largely created so that members did not post often drivel inane in content threads.
If we disagree with anyone the best thing is to totally ignore it

I think if you live long enough some of these pics and videos will become public, the trick is you have to outlive the performers of said pics and videos.

I think the concept of a "vault" is quite plausible but I still have a nagging doubt about the veracity of the original post on this subject.

I'm not saying the post is a lie, but it is written in such a way that strikes me that the author is not a professional person and is somewhat lacking in writing skills.

I could be wrong and mean no offence to the author.

I remember reading a story of Jim Morrison/The Doors, that they had been invited to a local L.A. Nightclub owner's party and while there, the owner showed them his extensive porn collection featuring old Celebrities from the 30's-50's doing every conceivable type of porn.
Now my point: Hefner being a dyed in the wool collecting fanatic could just as easily have acquired these same pornographic images and probably did.
Not to mention that Hef was a huge video nut recording (secretly) everything that was going on at the mansion. Pretty sure PB has an extensive porn collection of Bill Cosby in action ;)

I think people are getting hung up on the plausibility of the "Hi-Tech Vault" and not seeing the big picture and forgetting that we're talking a Billionaire who not only rubbed shoulders (/Genitals) with the famous but was a perverted Voyeur with an unhealthy appetite for collecting. It's also a good reminder that urban myths are based on some truth. IMO

It's also possible that some high up politicians would have access to that collection in order to keep their flock singing their tune and probably does.

Thing is, in order for this to be true, the huge collection of all the celebrities fucking and sucking, EVERY one of them has to arrange for someone to photograph them fucking and sucking and they have to be exhibitionists. Which I will grant you, actors are to a certain extent, but ALL of them?

Please.

And if you're gonna turn around and say, "Oh yeah, well what about all the celebrity sex tapes and nude pics that have come out in the past 20+ years and all the female celebrities who have posed in Playboy, what about them smart guy?"

First off, many of those sex tapes involve dudes in metal bands from the 80's who were drowning in pussy so that's not surprising, But more importantly, the celebs who appear nude due so because they are getting paid. that sure as hell wasn't the case back in the 1930's.

Hidden cameras.You'd hope some of them would be smart enough to not agree to being filmed.

In the 1930's? Get out of here.:rolleyes:

Bill Cosby was just out of diapers in the 30's.He didn't start the magazine till the 50's.

The standard 8 mm (also known as regular 8) film format was developed by the Eastman Kodak company during the Great Depression and released to the market in 1932 to create a home movie format that was less expensive than 16 mm.

Tons of Film stars and other rich folk had these cameras back in the thirties filming their home movies. In fact this was the start of the Home movies movement that our Grandparents/Parents made mainstream in the 1950's-60's-1970's.

Now it is a proven fact that Errol Flynn had secret walkways in his Hollywood mansion to spy on all the fucking during his parties so I don't think it would be a stretch to imagine him getting out his little trusty 8mm camera and start recording some future stars fucking and it would be even less of a stretch to think a Hefner-like of collector couldn't get his hands on these.If not from the original source than from a film processor who undoubtedly made a copy for himself?

The famous people of the 30's were all has been's by the time Hef came along anyway.The films that would have had any leverage would have been the recent ones he could have made in the mansion.It's usually hard to positively identify anyone in a lot of those old films anyway.

Obviously not a fan of TCM.

How many old sex films have you ever seen that you could really recognize anyone in,the Marilyn Monroe being one of them.

I'm sure there is way more to Hugh Hefner than any of us will know. I do know this much Hitler came to power from the people who pushed him behind the scenes. And if you look at liquor and wine business in America, during prohibition it was the "mafia" who were the so called kingpins running the empire, but if you want to know the truth it was primarily the Jews who were in control and still are today with major distributorships across America. I'll take an educated guess that Hefner was educated and connected to the Jesuits of Rome. I know he was Catholic. When it comes to being openly or unknowingly photographed or filmed ...who has been the root of this for thousands of years with limitless power to control governments and social engineering but Rome. The bunny symbol has esoteric meaning of the mystery religions and Playboy has the numerical value of 33 ...these are not coincidences. Hef kicked in the sexual revolution, now the batton has been handed to the LBGT movement with pedofilia, incest and beastiality to follow. I grew up on Playboy in the 70's, now I'm 54 and I don't like what I see with humanity. Life imitates porn now, it's disgusting. Most women from middle age to teens are a mess these days. Again this goes back to social engineering, now it's gender neutral ??? Masculine men who are attracted to beautiful feminine women are being phased out of society...another chapter of a sick world.
I wouldn't surprise me one bit if Hefner was gay. What is black is white, and up is down

I still believe the story in the o.m. is a fake, but I do believe the premises is true.

We have all heard the rumors and stories about Hollywood, and how the rich and the famous having secret sex-parties and gang bangs, and how some very powerful people using that power to force especially young and beautiful women to sex - which is quite believable, the last couple of years scandals taken in mind.

I also think we haven't even scratched the surface yet, about what's really going on in HW, and maybe we'll never know the truth, because there's still some very powerful people in charge, and they'll do almost everything to cover up and suppress those rumors and stories.

There were an either Dutch or Norwegian documentary about fifteen or twenty years ago - I think it was called "Hollywood's Dark Side" or something similar, and it painted a quite disturbing picture about drugs, prostitution, rape and even molestation of children, and then of course the "usual" stuff about huge secret sex-parties and gang bangs, where everybody fucked everybody.

It was a small film crew that went undercover in HW, and got in contact with a couple of guys you could call the undercover "runners" for the famous and rich. The two guys didn't know each other, but could tell very similar stories, about how they provided for their clients every need and desire - getting them the best drugs, the best call girls etc. etc.

They also told the undercover crew, that some "runners" also provided teens and preteens, both girls and boys, to their clients "special" desires! They picked them up on streets, mostly homeless kids or runaways, or train-stations and bus stops, promised them fame and fortune, but instead they ended up getting molested by scumbags! They both swore by their mothers grave, that they didn't do these kind of things - no siree bob, not them!

I don't remember all, but they also told that if the public knew what was going on, and the stars they thought were pure and innocent angles, was in fact nymphomaniacs and horn dogs, they would probably not believe it or go into shock.

I've been looking for the documentary for many years, but haven't been able to find it anywhere, so if someone know where I can find it, I would be happy to know. :)

Hefner and his family were not Catholic, they were died in the wool Midwest Methodists. He always mentioned that strict upbringing as part of his desire to later rebel against society norms...And by his own admission, he and his then wife Milly and friends used to have 'secret parties' to watch their collections of 'Blue Movies', as they were called back in the 50s...We can only imagine what else may have gone on at these parties back in the day...His first wife, btw, was very attractive in her youth...

Y'know Jim's dad was Admiral George Morrison, he oversaw the Gulf Of Tonkin debacle of the USS Maddox...every major musical act from the Laurel Canyon in the 60's was tied to the Military Industrial Complex.. and the British Invasion came from Tavistock Institute...Hefner was an icon because he was meant to be from his task masters. Nothing is what seems

So why did 'they' choose a newlywed $35/wk copywriter for 'Children's Activities' magazine in a tiny apartment in Chicago to do all of this? Sounds like he was some sort of secret James Bond??

I'm certain Hef and PB had a lot of influence over a lot of people.Whether he was willing to use it to the extent we're seeing it used by others this day and time we'll probably never know but if the powerful had any power or pull over him he would have been forced to.No matter how powerful you may be there will always be someone that knows something on you.

I'm of a mind that if these stories are true, then they came about by way of Hef providing sexually needy celebs with a private place to indulge in drugs and sex, while insisting their secrets would never be known or shared; but at the same time making sure to film them secretly or openly to make sure he had power over them. Some were likely so drugged up they didn't realise they were being filmed, or just didn't care in the heat of the moment. For sure a man like Hef would then have kept the films & pix to use as leverage if need be to keep his empire going, or use their influence to keep the usual authorites off his back at other needy times.

Even if any of these pix/vids do exist, we're never likely going to see them; unless someone purchased them off of him as he was dying, and are lying low until the time is right. As someone else hinted at, when enough of the guilty parties have passed on & are unable to sue or cause any outrage over their publication or sharing...