From Carry On Abroad.
Kenneth Williams approaches the hotel desk which is manned by Peter Butterworth:
"OOOOoooo hellooo I'm Stewart Farquar"
Peter Butterworth : "Stupid what?"

And subsequently continues to call Williams Mister Farky Arse throughout the rest of the film.

**Sid James has the best moniker ever invented in the movie. VIC FLANGE. I love that name. If ever in the future I have to change my name that one there will be my new name.

Here`s a few more picture making scenes from classic films , which along with the performances of the actors involved became such thanks to their classic quotable lines :D

Taxi Driver
" You talk`n to me ? "


The Warriors (Not that many quotes in this clip , but it`s another favourite and when they do appear they really appear )
"Maybe we better take off ? "


Doctor Strangeglove
" I can walk ! "


The Shining
" Bash your brains in "
"Here`s Johnny ! "

:cool:

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls George Carlin

I haven't seen that movie for 25 years but the only one that I can remember is "Warriooooooooors, come out and playyyyyayyyyy"

........... duuuuhhhhh...............?
 

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george bush quotes.....

- "There' s an old ... saying in Tennessee... I know it' s in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)... Shame on you...(6 second pause... Fool me... Can't get fooled again."

- "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful free world And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice."

- "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."

- "I have made good decisions in the past, and I have made good decisions in the future."

- "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

What ?, , but how could you forget :eek:

Cyrus and his
"Caaaaaaan you diiiiiiiig it "

Or Luther screaming
"The Warriors did it! The Warriors did it! The Warriors did it! "

Ajax grimacing
"Those lousy skin-headed F**ks! "

Or Vermin`s
"We're gonna get japped here! WE'RE GONNA GET JAPPED!"

Mind you 25 years ago was about 25 years ago now , so fair comment :rolleyes:

Churchill, Clement Attlee and the empty taxi.
 

You might well be right maxedout: I tend to go with Nancy Astor only because its so well known how sincerely the two of them hated one another.

Another comment always attributed to Churchill is that after Clement Attlee defeated Churchill in the 1945 General Election, Churchill remarked:

''An empty taxi arrived at No 10 Downing Street and when the door was opened, Mr Clement Attlee got out.''

Churchill was well known for his pithy and deadly one-line put downs, but though I have always believed this cruel and rapier thrust was his, I have recently learned that he vehemently disowned it:

''Mr Attlee is an honourable and gallant gentleman, and a faithful colleague who served his country well at the time of her greatest need. I should be obliged if you would make it clear whenever an occasion arises that I would never make such a remark about him, and that I strongly disapprove of anyone who does.'' [Kenneth Harris: Attlee]. If Churchill had not rated Attlee he would have found ways to sideline him in the Co-alition Cabinet of 1940-45, but in fact Attlee was a key player in that government and, crucially, never undermined his Conservative boss or played party politics when the survival of Britain was on the line. Churchill was a merciless political bruiser but also fair and loyal to colleagues if they were fair and loyal to him. This denial rings true to me.

Its a shame in one way because it remains a brilliant put-down one liner.

You can't always believe what you hear.

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"Alright. They're on our right, they're on our left, they're behind us, they're in front of us,....they can't get away this time!"

Statement by Lt. General (then Colonel) Lewis B. 'Chesty' Puller when it was learned that, not only were his Marines outnumbered (later documented to be 29 to 1), they were also completely surrounded by Chinese communist forces at the Chosin Resevoir in Korea.

I wish the world was a fly and I'm a giant rolled up newspaper.

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Infamy! Infamy!...they've all got it in for me!

Kenneth Williams..Carry On Cleo

"An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination" George Bernard Shaw