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The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals puts to death more animals than the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. While still finding time to pick the offices of the SPCA. The SPCA has a superior adopt vs death ratio than PETA while working with a pittance compared to PETA's $33,000,000 us budget. PETA annually spends more on advertising than animal health care and adoption.
Sources : http://www.petakillsanimals.com/ http://activistcash.com/organization...ent-of-animals http://articles.sfgate.com/2005-06-2...y-dead-animals The state of Virginia official audits documents detailing the numbers. Between Jan.01 - Dec.31, 2010 they euthanized 3630 animals in Virginia alone. http://www.petakillsanimals.com/down...llsAnimals.pdf |
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But here's another..sometimes you break one off, and a while later you need to return to the bathroom for a litle touch-up work. And when you're up there, you find yourself wiping almost to the point of anal orgasm...due to such a tremendous itch up there. I sense some of you pulling away from me, here. I've only came here to share a dream... |
I was watching a nature documentary the other night, and it showed whales mating, both the act and the size of the whales penis was pretty impressive.
Anyway, thats what got me thinking about penises, and which member of the animal kingdom is packing the most meat. It's not surprising that the largest animal , the Blue Whale, also has the largest measured penis, 8 feet (2.4 m). But in relation to body size, the big man on the block is the barnacle. The barnacle's penis can grow up to forty times its own body length. Now you know why they call him "Barnacle Bill the Sailor". |
In that case ,Mine would be 253 ft long,It's not even half that....
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Did you know that it was Charles II who reinstigated Christmas and playing sport after it had been banned by Oliver Cromwell-as the recent BBC kids' series 'Horrible Histories' revealed in a truly inspired rap about the King, "I'm the King, who bought back party-ing!" :)
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I had a couple of crickets in my basement that were driving me nuts with the constant chirping so I go down and could only find one so I squash him. While I"m looking for something to clean my shoe the other cricket ate the carcass. Who knew the little buggers were cannibals?
A google search later and I find out they are omnivores. This is a partial list of what they will eat : vegetables in any state, plant debris (leaves, stems, roots), other insects, paper, clothing and dryer lint. Here I thought if I couldn't find them then I would just starve them out of my basement. :confused: |
Did you know-getting back on topic-that the small plastic covered bit on your training shoes laces is called an AGLET and that little dip under your nose below where a moustache would be is called the PHILTRUM(FILTRUM).
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Did you know that you can stop a yawn but pressing a small spot in the center of your chin. Trial and error shows it works if you press the right spot. Why might this be useful you ask? Suppose you are in a meeting with the boss and he/she is droning on about a bunch of crap. Stopping a yawn as it is starting might be helpful in this circumstance. (Please no one tell me they are doing that as they read this.)
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