X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn
 

1. Women are always ready to have sex, and are never on their period.

2. All women are bi-sexual. No men are.

3. Don't be embarrassed if you walk in on two people having sex. You will be invited to join in.

4. The primary job of a nurse is to have sex with the Doctors and patients.

5. Men look really stupid when they're about to come.

Pizza delivery boy, is the best job in the world :D

7. Remember to plug in the headphones and turn the volume way down or the other passengers will think you are a pervert :-)

8. Women are always eager to engage in a sexual encounter in order to:

a) Not to have to pay for repairs to their kitchen,
b) Get out of a traffic ticket
c) Obtain free pizza :D

Sex must be performed to a script and you always end up jacking off onto a woman's face or tits.

10 tits and pussy are the two things that a woman must wash the most in a shower

11 women are prepared to sit on their knees ,open mouthed ,making orgasmic noises whilst you jack off for 5 minutes to cum in their mouth

12 women never take their shoes off when they make love in bed

13. Women conveniently have on stockings and suspenders for 'everyday' wear/use despite tights/pantyhose having been the thing normally used for decades.