Seashore
 

"I do not know how I seemed to others; but to myself I have seemed as a child on some vast beach delighting in this or that more rounded pebble whilst before me lay the ocean of knowledge all undiscovered." – Newton.

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We look to Scotland for all our ideas of civilisation.

Voltaire

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." —Groucho Marx

" Every request from the MOD was met " - Gordon Brown , a few minutes ago.

He must be wearing asbestos underwear today i reckon :mad:

"I don't know what I would do without Whitelaw. Everyone should have a Willy."

Margaret Thatcher.

Lady Astor remarked to George Bernard Shaw.that it was summer yet He had no flowers in His house.GBS replied"No Madam,I like flowers,I also like children but I don't chop their heads off and put them in bowls around the house."

Never liked him when he played for Hibs.

theodore bundy - 'genius'
 

'He who decides to defend himself in a court of law has a fool for a client.'

..... i was watching a documentary about ted bundy and how he thought he was so clever he would defend himself in court without the aid of a lawyer, one of the police on the case said the above quote. as predicted he lost, and was eventually fried.

i thought it was funny :o

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"NECESSARY,........... is it Necessary for me to drink my own urine? NO, but i do it because it's sterile,................... and i like the taste."

- Patches O' Houlihan (circa 2004)

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,They're not laughing now...
Bob Monkhouse