Whats The Strangest Thing You've Used To Make You Cum ?
 

OK this is a bit of a odd one....and a fun one too. About 6 years ago when I was a builder I was working alone in a old house taking down a fireplace.For this I needed a kango concrete breaker.After a while of holding this tool waist height I noticed the vibrations were having a effect so I thought 'I wonder' I dropped my trousers and pants and put my hard cock ontop of the machine.Then put the point of the kango against a brick and turn it on,what happened next was like a vibrator only times a million and was a hell of a sensation as it shook my cock and balls! It felt great and wasn't long before I came shooting a massive load that was breath taking and a real leg weakener!! It gave me an amazing orgasm so much so a hour later I did it again. Never done it since but just wondered what bizarre thing any of you have used when needs must??!!


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The strangest you says? No doubt: A woman. :D ;)

Salut !

so it was a jack-off hammer:)

a goat.

Bruce forsyths wig
Carrot batons
A house brick
Roadkill
A cement mixer
Broken glass
My own sarcasm


One of the above is almost nearly true :rolleyes:


Hey wait a second why aren't i being paid 14 grand a post ?, Paul Merton`s career is built on such random crap :mad:

:eek::eek::eek:
I sure hope that's just some sort of silly euphemism you guys use on that side of the pond! :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Since when did Brucie wear a wig:eek:

A honeydew melon,It was great but I can never go back to that branch of Tescos

A whistle.

Oh sorry, that was in my previous life as a dog.

Don't worry, I'm not a total pervert.

It was dead.