Dating site of doom women and their main photo`s
 

Max you look damn fine in that last photo, I'm sure the wank club will have many hours of fun, with that one :D

Look just this one more snap then i`ll give it a break for today, i promise !!!
 

[COLOR=#48007F !important]Ever wanted to vigorously bang that Jap ghost from The Grudge ,but felt somewhat blocked by the necessary air miles needed and the fact she was a made up character :confused:

Well worry no more as here in England there`s a babe that`ll be right up your alley.



Not that you`ll be allowed up her alley as going by what she`s written the woman is looking for not only a knight in shiny armour (As in a sap willing to hand her his credit card and pin number) but a seven foot giant with a ten pound cock :eek:

I know :mad:

Like any of us guys here are going to have penis reduction surgery simply to take this black and white obsessed bint out on a date [/COLOR] :D:thumbsup:

I believe
understand what you mean
(Translator) :confused:

and if I understand you right, I can only give you reason
I do not know on which site you found the ladies, but it is certain
it is a common point that their bad taste in pictures,
I guess they wanted to do original, anyway it does not serve them, on the contrary,
when in the anime ...? :confused:

such picture is more reminiscent of Mom Terminator :eek::D

http://thumbnails105.imagebam.com/25...2250004897.jpg

if I still have not understood your words
ten lashes for me, and a general tour :D;)

Well if so please explain it, to me , as mostly i`ve no idea what the hell i`m saying let alone meaning :o


Exactly ,my soon to legally adopt me , friend :D

Hence this thread as i`m amazed at the kind of photos some women post on dating sites :confused:


Ten lashes :eek:

Never :mad:

Ten full to the brim Stieners of beer, yes :D

Actually your words moved me, in a moving type way.

So i`ve decided to not only show a typical bum clenchingly scary photo, here of a woman wanting love and who not only looks strong enough to punch me through a brick wall but is proud to display her devotion to the Conservative party :eek:



http://thumbnails105.imagebam.com/25...d250156858.jpg

Yet also a photo of a woman who by rights should be bringing me my pipe and slippers.

In five hours time, once she`s got back from her third job (We have a joint account ;)) , cleaned the house, made dinner and then , well -Cough- you know :rolleyes:

Actually all joking aside this is the ideal main dating photo for a girl to display.

http://thumbnails101.imagebam.com/25...d250156863.jpg

No messing , just darn fresh faced and cute :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[COLOR=#D40000 !important][COLOR=#B60000 !important][COLOR=#A10000 !important]Max[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] my friend your request I will try to show that I understood.
I think you are looking for a show, this through humor, which you have stopped
on these dating sites.

In short you puts forward that parts of the members of these sites have many requirements.
of unrealistic daydreams (fairy tale), while they don't bother even to treat
their appearances by putting pictures of selected presentations at the going fast (form of precipitation),
What speaks volumes about what it really are, in my opinion of people who have a high opinion
It even large requirement for others and can towards her, causing them to spend
for down-and-outs of life, and these sites for the refuge of the souls in pain, what are all
is uninviting, and if I have understood you correctly, I fully agree with you!

It last time, he runs an ad on French TV for one of these dating sites,
that is heresy in any, you can see a girl (age 32) which describes and it gives this,
Hello my name is "beep", I am 32 years old and I do boxing as an amateur, I love this sport that I
practice for a few years (it gives you a little idea of the physics of the "demoiselle":rolleyes:),
I looking for a man who will love me as I am, I would like
gentle, nice, and I'd like it takes me in romantic weekend to make the horse.
I do not know what you think, nor the members,
but personally I'm not tempted to wake me up a
day after match next to "Rockynette:eek:" the swollen face, and much less to go "show it"
on horseback, same way Lady [COLOR=#59008C !important][COLOR=#500083 !important][COLOR=#4B007E !important]Godiva[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR], but maybe I have a conception of femininity which is exceeded,
(and I'll add this at the risk of pretend me to be a homophobe, I think that the man who loves this kind)
wife, is a gay who is unaware, without wanting to insult person :cool::)).

Have I understood the meaning of your words ?

except that I have not illustrated with photos, and I do not intend to waste my time
go look on youtube the ad cited above, since it is in French.

When, as I already mentioned in other threads, nothing I do more pleasure than to go
drink two beers on behalf of friendship
(the first and the last, between one does not count),
and this even if I stopped drinking alcohol for several years already.



When asked why and how you went lose you
on this kind of site, it only looks you my friend :p:D;)

I swear (Fuckcuntwankmotherchuckerbastards) i`m keeping this thread alive even if it kills YOU !.
 

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Well naturally you agree :cool:

We are after all V.E.F brothers :cool::thumbsup:

Which as any DNA expert will attest to is a bond far closer than blood :D[/COLOR]
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Oh and i should point out that the photos i`m posting up are all real and found from that "Fishy" dating site, you know the one.

But if you don`t, i envy you :(

Actually am thinking of joining it myself, kinda :o

Not for dates because as you all know i`m a deeply (Sometimes both balls) religious nonsexual icon.

Nope if i joined it`d merely be to try and annoy the hell out of some damn crazy women ;)

Typing of which :D

What about this for an inviting image :eek:

Not only is the photo barely bigger than a postage stamp practically half of it is wiped out.

Must admit i do quite like these :cool:

Because they tell you right away that she is stupid [COLOR=#46007D !important]and lazy !.

http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/25...6250530621.jpg

This next one began her profile with the words " If u after 1 thing look elsewhere hate players " .

Fair enough , as who`d ever wish to trouble such a prim and proper lady :rolleyes:



As for the next all she could be bothered to do is hit X a load of times on her profile.
Yeah great cheers for going that extra mile :confused:

Plus judging by her picture the woman is trying to appeal to those amongst us who get turned on by the dead hitman look :D

http://thumbnails105.imagebam.com/25...f250530627.jpg

Yikes and what is this one seeking to hint at :rolleyes:

Sheesh a main photo of her chomping down :eek:

Ok ok if she was eating sausages then yes that i grant you would be an acceptable photo ;)

Only she`s not !.

http://thumbnails102.imagebam.com/25...c250530630.jpg

Now this is what i`m writing about :cool:

Another ideal photo :cool:




Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :D:thumbsup:

Or would be if [COLOR=#004B00 !important]Mal[/COLOR] hadn`t gotten to her first :mad:[/COLOR][/COLOR]