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memore 10-19-2010 10:19 PM

She's hot but I can't stand her!
Who would you quite happily spend the night with but if she spoke to you the next morning, you'd ask her to kindly shut it?!
I have two that come to mind immediately. UK TV presenters both.

First up, yes you guessed it, Davina bloody McCall!
Her curves drive me wild but I can't watch her for more than 5 minutes without the urge to punch the screen! The stupid faces, the nostrils, the gasping after some unfunny joke...grrrrr!!! I bet she's a goer in the sack though.

Second, the woman that Simon Amstell described as 'dead behind the eyes', Tess 'flamin' Daly!
My God that woman's boring. A total lack of personality wouldn't get in the way of her getting a good seeing to though!

Black Rat 10-20-2010 09:01 AM

Sam Spade 10-20-2010 07:58 PM

Good God, that sort of list could be endless.

Katie Price ~ Smokin' body, but a plastic soul.

Anthea Turner ~ Very pretty, but the way she behaved with Grant Bovy at their wedding, tut tut.

Mel B (Scary Spice) ~ Another with a gorgeous figure, but acts way to much like a guy for my taste.

Jamie Lee Curtis ~ She does not do anything for me, even though she has a stunning figure and is damn hot. :confused:

Sharkhunter 10-20-2010 08:28 PM

Black Rat called it. That bloody Bleakley woman. Talentless, and every-bloody-where.

memore 10-20-2010 10:49 PM

I avoid ITV like the plague (except for the occasional football match) so Miss Bleakley rarely invades my world but she does have a relentlessly inane grin!

I agree about Mel B, very butch! Whenever I see her I can't help picturing Lee Francis (Bo'Selecta) in a leopardskin minidress trying to get it on with Patsy Kensit :D

I'm gonna have to add Cheryl Cole to this list. There's a pretty girl somewhere under all that slap, and her swooshing her hair extensions at me in every other ad break isn't gonna make me start using hair spray! I saw a pic today of her standing next to her new waxwork at Mme Tussauds and I honestly had to look twice to decide which one was really plastic :eek: (they can make great looking legs out of plastic these days ;))

daz 10-20-2010 10:57 PM

Tons of 'em..

Mostly on my part down to the fact they are so over exposed..
pick up a paper, and you are bound to see..
Kim Kardashian (I have no idea what she's famous for..)
Katy Bloody Perry (Everywhere!)
Cheryl sodding Cole
Rhianna (surly looking bint)
Ladyboy Gaga (sometimes looks good, mostly not.. tries TOO HARD)
Beckham (eat ya skinny bint)
Kylie (stop with the Botox, you're scaring me now)

Ones i hate the most are the teenage "rebels"
Avril "none more punk' Lavinge
Taylor "who?" Momsen..she just looks pathetic

DTravel 10-21-2010 03:19 AM

Scarlett Johansson. There's just something "elitist" about her, a "you aren't rich enough for me to talk to" vibe I get from her. Probably an impression not helped by her putting a "date" with her up for auction, supposedly to benefit some charity, in which one had to be properly screened and approved before you were allowed to bid. From what I understand it basically boiled down to only some select wealthy friends were allowed to participate. I could understand some security concerns but the way it was done was way beyond reasonable.

USBPepsi 10-21-2010 03:40 AM

I find very few "reality" stars sexy at all. I wouldn't even take one on for a one-nighter (not that I'll ever get any offers).

As far as celebrities who have actually done something for their fame, I guess I'd say Angelina Jolie. She contributes a great deal of time to charity, but in her day-to-day existence she comes across as a cold-hearted bitch (a husband-stealing cold-hearted bitch).

dead_goon 10-21-2010 10:35 AM

Kate Winslet. gorgeous looking woman who comes across as being totally up herself & a bit of a hypocrit.

Angelina Jolie. she just tries too hard, & i find her a bit fake tbh.

Jennifer Aniston. she's a bit of a Princess Di. she's clearly a beautiful woman, but she does know how to manipulate the press, which is something she excels at. & the whole showmance thing with some of her co stars to drum up PR for her latest film, so damn tacky.

Victoria Beckham. orange, plastic faced stick insect, nuff said.

Lady Ga Ga. i expect a sex tape some where along her career path as there's clearly nothing she won't do to draw attention to herself.

billybunter 10-21-2010 10:53 AM

Jordan/Katie Price has me reaching for the remote right away. She is a talentless asshole, and not a good looking one either. Two balloons on her chest and she thinks she's god.:mad: And her books! Don't get me started...

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