The VEF Members Novel
 

OK boys and girls ;)
I've been playing with this idea for a while and that's to start a thread where it becomes a novel, written by all the perverts here........I'll start it, and the next poster continues whichever way they like............It just may become a bestseller one day :rolleyes:, after we're dead and buried and miss out on any royalties :(

...a tall dark figure, wearing a long coat and wide-brimmed hat, dripping water all over the porch. "Can I come in and use your phone-mine is dead,!" said the figure. I looked up and as he came into the light, I could see his face was gnarled, like some animal had clawed at it, a scar was diagonal to his left cheek and his eyes had a scared look about them, as he had been frightened by something. I made a gesture for him to enter and he came forward dripping water all over the floor. I got up and went to take his coat. It was sopping wet and I hung it up on a clothes peg near the door-at least any water would be outside not in.
"Would you like a drink,?" I asked crossing the floor towards him. He looked cold.
"Yes, that's most kind of you-what do you have?"
I reeled off a load of different drinks I had in the house. "Well, there's orange juice, coke, green tea, cranberry juice, whisky, gin & cherry brandy," there had to be something there he'd like.
"Whisky please, it's such a cold night and that should warm me up a bit."
I showed him a chair near the fire and he stomped forward in his wet shoes and then collapsed into the chair. I made him a whisky and brought it over to the table. I bought a few candles over from the kitchen and lit them, so at least we could see each other. It was as I sat down I noticed something that nearly turned my blood cold...

It was Greenskull standing in the doorway large as life, the lamplight glinting in His souless green eyes,His lips stretched tight in a pitiless grin as He surveyed My guest."Well " He said "I found You at last,Did You really think You could do what You did and just walk away?The stranger seemed transfixed by that hypnotic green stare,as Greenskull approached Him,stopped barely a foot away and in a voice that was quiet but menacing said "It's time.......

to visit the VEF.' And off we went into the other room to find the computer on the table already switched on. But I noticed that I had walked into the room first, and he was behind me. I turned round, and he was holding........

........ tablers hand, and although they both looked slightly embarassed, one look told you that they were totally smitten with each other. Before I could utter a word tabler looked me straight in the eye and said..........

Hah...You imposter. You are not GreenMAN...your that evil GreenSKULL. You are only half the man he is, you could never satisfy me, he is the only one that can. You are more matched to the evil dictator Inglorious and his band of moderating evil henchmen and their plot to take over the world by any means, using their special powers of...

Ah yes, but whilst I `m only half the man , I`m also half the woman.
Is it my left half or right half you wonder, or the top half or bottom half ?
If you follow me downstairs I will show you something that i guarantee you have never seen before.
And so they both went............

"Not the dreaded Vintage She Male dungeon" yelled Tabler. They both jumped back in fear and disgust as a cage full of post-op tranny's clawed at them through the cell bars. "For the love of Cliff Richard we need to escape!" Greenskull screamed to Tabs. "Now's our chance." And with that, Greenskull reached into his pocket and pulled out........

....his Geordie translater that said "ahhh haway man, give me a fucking break, I'm running out of KY jelly?"... :o