Caption Competition #7

[Black Rat]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)

[Meglos]

"Now all we have to do is practice this on the high wire and its off to Billy Smarts circus"

Meglos

[Jack1956]

'Typical, too cheap to buy a proper coffee table'

[gordian_knot]

"That line about needing to practice for the tug of war was just an excuse wasn't it?"

[harryj]

" are you sure this is gonna work as an acrobatic sky diving team "

[harryj]

" Listen boys , I think your taking piggy in the middle just a tad to far "

[gordian_knot]

I think when these captions have been up for a week, the mods should pick a winner, with a prize of 1 K. What do you think?

[Fred666]

The strange thing is that the white guy on the left has such a black cock!

[NortonSapp]

Do you call this a swallow or spit roast?

[highviolet]

"Mom was right, college is rough"

[Peter Parker]

The strange thing is that the white guy on the left has such a black cock!

Uhm ! - very observant my dear Watson.

Must be all that sucking!

[steamjon]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)

That fucking Paul Daniels!

He's made the table disappear again :eek:

[culnrowe]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)

Putting superglue on your cock may prolong the blowjob, but it makes it difficult to pull her off afterwards.

[SeXXXyKathy]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)


'... and we'll meet in the middle.'

[mjefferys1]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc976&image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)

According to Eddie Murphy there was some controversy of Disney including Dr. Dolittle's new Pushmi-pullyu in their latest movie.

[mjefferys1]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc976&image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)

What's it like at your end?
There's a bunch of pens and a sodding chair leg in here!

[Leprechaun]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc976&image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)

"Do you think it's a good idea that Larry Flint reprints 'Stretching for Dummies'?"

[culnrowe]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc976&image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)

Don't try this hands free, you might end up like this:-

http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/1964/757b8a19633564.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/757b8a19633564)

[deesnuts]

amateurs!
try this:

http://img256.imagevenue.com/loc502/th_72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg (http://img256.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc502&image=72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg)

[mjefferys1]

http://img256.imagevenue.com/loc502/th_72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg (http://img256.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc502&image=72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg)

You know there were days that Barry really regretted Cynthia's circus background....

[mjefferys1]

http://img256.imagevenue.com/loc502/th_72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg (http://img256.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc502&image=72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg)

Look I only put the tip in your butt there is no need for you to be so jumpy.

[tobe2165]

http://img256.imagevenue.com/loc502/th_72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg (http://img256.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc502&image=72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg)

Rio de Janeiro 2016 Olympic Games

[bfg9000]

amateurs!
try this:

http://img256.imagevenue.com/loc502/th_72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg (http://img256.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc502&image=72035_turner190205_123_502lo.jpg)

New act for Cirque Du Soliel!

Actually she's a Olympic High Diver in training and she needed a springboard.

[heretic(666)]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)

And they have to come up with new events to justify the ticket prices for the london olympics

[jokerman]

Two's company. Three's a crowd.

[heretic(666)]

http://img46.imagevenue.com/loc976/th_65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg (http://img46.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65214_getimg_123_976lo.jpeg)


The judge let the bigamist choose her own sentence; she rejected the six months in jail.