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rnbnc
08-07-2009, 08:02 PM
Didnt see a thread like this anywhere so i'll start one. In my opinion these are the top 10 female entertainers who have the goods but wont give us any GOOD sex scenes(and too uptight to use tongue in kissing scenes lol).

In no particular order:

1. Sandra Bullock
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
3. Christina Aguilera
4. Lisa Raye
5. Jennifer Lopez
6. Tisha Campbell
7. Melissa Joan Hart
8. Shari Headley
9. Rose McGowan
10. Mandy Moore

Honorable Mention...Britney Spears

Who is in your top 10 teasers?

John C. Holmes
08-07-2009, 08:45 PM
Two words:

Jessica Alba

Astatine
08-07-2009, 08:53 PM
Not 100% sure about this one (not so much won't but haven't performed) but my view for what it's worth ...

1. Sarenna Lee
2. Liz Frazer
3. Liz Fuller
4. Elke Sommer
5. Angelina Jolie (ok, a wee jest, but we always want more ...)

eelcat
08-07-2009, 09:11 PM
2. Liz Frazer


I'd agree with that. She has nice full tits but not willing to share them with the film going public. She did get close in one movie....Adventures of a Handyman or something stupid like that.

One that I'll put forward is Valerie Leon. She always played a temptress dripping with sexuality but you never saw the goods. She did get very close in Zeta One though. I think now that I'm glad I never saw them and they will remain a mystery forever.

rnbnc
08-07-2009, 10:35 PM
just thought of a few more...

Lisa Rinna
Tiffani Amber Thiessen
Eliza Dushku
Christina Milian
Tori Spelling
Charisma Carpenter
Jeanne Tripplehorn(she did have the scene in Basic Instinct but we need more)
Michelle Rodriguez

Astatine
08-07-2009, 10:54 PM
Eelcat
Can't believe that I forgot Valerie Leon! Good call, what a woman

Berferd
08-07-2009, 10:57 PM
Jessica Alba? I like the way she looks, but I also have to agree with you on being a tease.

rnbnc
08-08-2009, 12:15 AM
I almost forgot about Molly Ringwald, Reagan Gomez, Tia Carrere, Kelly Clarkson....I guess there are so many its hard to limit to 10

John C. Holmes
08-08-2009, 04:20 AM
I want to say Neve Campbell as well but as least she can act. (Talented actresses get a free pass in my book since the have at least that reason for getting work.)

Another old school name that HAS to be mentioned is Susan Anton, DAMN the world would have been a better place had she gone all the way...

Look
08-08-2009, 06:50 AM
Jennifer Aniston.
Sarah Michelle Gellar

And some of you really ask a lot. I mean - Angelina Jolie have been topless in lots of movies, too many to mention

Jennfer Lopez: U Turn, Money Train
Rose McGowan: Going All the Way, Lewis & Clark & George, The Doom Generation
Molly Ringwald: Malicious (if that scene isn't good I don't know what it)
Tia Carrere: Playboy - what more can you ask?
Neve Campbell: I Really Hate My Job, When Will I Be Loved
Jeanne Tripplehorn: tease? After that scene in BI? Really? She can only top that by doing hard-core

To me a tease is someone who has yet to show us the goodies - clearly and for more than just a single frame. That's why Sandra Bullock is also my my list 'cause the scene in Fire On The Amazon is too dark to qualify.

rnbnc
08-08-2009, 03:06 PM
Jennifer Aniston.
Sarah Michelle Gellar

And some of you really ask a lot. I mean - Angelina Jolie have been topless in lots of movies, too many to mention

Jennfer Lopez: U Turn, Money Train
Rose McGowan: Going All the Way, Lewis & Clark & George, The Doom Generation
Molly Ringwald: Malicious (if that scene isn't good I don't know what it)
Tia Carrere: Playboy - what more can you ask?
Neve Campbell: I Really Hate My Job, When Will I Be Loved
Jeanne Tripplehorn: tease? After that scene in BI? Really? She can only top that by doing hard-core

To me a tease is someone who has yet to show us the goodies - clearly and for more than just a single frame. That's why Sandra Bullock is also my my list 'cause the scene in Fire On The Amazon is too dark to qualify.

those scenes are cool, but some are too dark, or filmed at bad angles, not long enough, or not passionate enough for me, and after a while you get burnt out on those scenes. Playboy spreads do nothing for me...i gotta see some action!!! Jennifer Lopez's scenes look too forced...like she's not really into it. The Molly Ringwald & Jeanne Triiplehorn scenes were really good, but come on, all the movies they have appeared in and only one good scene? That to me is a big tease. Hmmmm....maybe i do ask too much, haha..but i know I'm not the only one who wants to see more scenes from these women.

Look
08-08-2009, 07:48 PM
Fair enough. But I still think that calling a actress a "tease" after doing what the ones I mentioned did is just ridiculous. And you want more than one scene like the ones Molly Ringwald and Jeanne Tripplehorn did - come on - they're "serious" actresses, we're nok talking soft-core or hard-core models here. Like I wrote earlier - if they have to top that, they will have to do hard-core.

I too would like to see more but these actress needs a reason to lose their clothes.

I guess by your definition models/actress like Gloria Guida, Ingrid Steeger, Uschi ect are also teasers 'cause they never did hard-core.

btw: I forgot 2: Alicia Silverstone and Natalie Portman. How you can play a stripper and NOT show skin is beyond me - just ask Elizabeth Berkley and Demi Moore. I guess it just shows how big a star you have become and no - the scene in Hotel Chevalier doesn't count.

Mal Hombre
08-08-2009, 08:24 PM
Racquel Welch has to be the all-time Queen of Teasers,nary a glimpse of nipple in forty odd years.Mind you if she got them out now -I'd look

imtrying
08-08-2009, 09:46 PM
Judy and Audrey Landers (they did P***b** and not a nipple between them), Janet Jackson (wardrobe malfunctions don't count), Mariah Carey, Laura Prepon (Donna from "That 70's Show), Cheryl Ladd and Dawn Wells (I'd have given anything for one picture of Mary Ann topless).

windymiller
08-08-2009, 11:47 PM
Jacqueline Bisset. Sent my teenage hormones into a frenzy with that wet T-shirt in The Deep, but sadly I never got to see those magnificent knorks in all their natural glory.

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08-09-2009, 05:34 AM
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John C. Holmes
08-09-2009, 05:49 AM
Judy and Audrey Landers (they did P***b** and not a nipple between them), Janet Jackson (wardrobe malfunctions don't count), Mariah Carey, Laura Prepon (Donna from "That 70's Show), Cheryl Ladd and Dawn Wells (I'd have given anything for one picture of Mary Ann topless).

Speaking of ladies who did the Bunny and showed nothing how about KIM KARDASHIAN? How do you pose in a nudie magazine bragging about how you got your boobs done SPECIFICALLY for a shoot like this and THEN NOT SHOW THEM AT ALL?????

rexsteel
06-09-2010, 03:34 PM
Markie Post from the eighties show Night Court left her clothes on also.

anklebiter
06-10-2010, 03:55 AM
Miley Cyrus.OK, I know she's only 17, but cheese & rice, between the stage outfits and the camel- toes, and the tushie bouncing, and the tittie displays..........

She's hot.She knows it.She's milking it for everything she's worth.I hate it.I love it.

Madonna.See above.Madonna: be warned.Miley will be 18 in November.We won't need you any more, so either quit teasing, or go away.

The Olsen twins.OK ladies, it's time...........

tony_grego
06-11-2010, 01:30 PM
Oh ... Of course Halle Berry
also
Milla Jovovich...
Kim Basinger...
Mónica Bellucci...

Maybe Penelope Cruz...
Julia Roberts, Naomi Campbell, Kylie Minogue, Shakira, Beyonce,

and Gloria Estefan, ... Oh that's 11th, i'm sorry

Salut !

Mal Hombre
06-11-2010, 01:50 PM
Halle Berry got 'em out in Swordfish(for a handsome fee)

vcestone
06-11-2010, 01:58 PM
Lets not forget those who made a living at being a tease. Marlyn Monroe Mae West Anne Margret Just to name a few

tony_grego
06-11-2010, 01:59 PM
Halle Berry got 'em out in Swordfish(for a handsome fee)

Yes Mal, you're right, but... it's so short this scene...

Salut !

Mal Hombre
06-11-2010, 02:01 PM
Marilyn famously got them out,Mae West had enough trouble with Her clothes on and both She and Anne-Margaret worked at time when nudity was potential career ender.

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06-18-2010, 02:19 PM
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2, 3 , 4 and 5, girls I went too school with :(

EZFella
07-16-2010, 06:51 AM
Leslie Easterbrooke (Callahan) from the Police Academy movies.

EZFella
07-16-2010, 07:03 AM
oops... i also forgot... Catherine Bach (Daisy Duke) from the TV show Dukes of Hazzard.. Loni Anderson, Helen Slater (Supergirl) and Cynthia Rothrock as far as old skool teases.

as far as new school teasers... Jessica Simpson (when she was thinner), Megan Fox, Sophia Vergara, Nikki Cox, Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Kaley Cuoco (Penny) from the TV show Big Bang Theory and Emmanuelle Chriqui (Sloan) from Entourage all need to be mentioned.

No particular order for either list.

tygrkhat40
07-23-2010, 03:24 PM
I agree that actresses from before the widespread use nude and topless scenes in mainstream cinema shouldn't be considered teases since it wasn't part of the business at the time.

That being said, the women from sixties TV that a lot of us American boys would have loved to seen starkers include (for me) Dawn Wells, Tina Louise, Donna Douglas, Elizabeth Montgomery, Barbara Eden and Barbara Feldon.

And more up to date ladies, how about Christina's co-star, Katey Sagal? Or Kirstie Alley (when she was thinner, say the "Cheers" days)? Or the only reason I watched "One Day At A Time," Valerie Bertinelli? Brooke Shields? Kathy Griffin? Laugh if you want about Kathy, but she's got a smokin' bod for a woman her age, even if she's not the prettiest woman about.