Is man embarrassed about his size?

[NathalieDW]

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To the average man, his cock is one of the most important things in the whole world. At an early age he discovers it and immediately becomes fascinated by it.
What they seem to forget is that girls really dislike the idea of a large cock, and are frightened by one that is too long. They are much more impressed by the thickness of a cock, rather than its length. This is because some females like the sense of feeling stretched round the entrance to the pussy – so if a guy is quite broad at the base of his cock, this can feel very exciting and satisfying to such women

A cock with no hardon usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) When ready to do some good bonking the average size is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches) even if a man has got a 'small' penis, he's got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be 'better equipped'

Boys forget that it doesn't matter how long or how short your cock is, because the pussy will accommodate itself to any length. :)

[NathalieDW]

even if a man has got a 'small' penis, he's got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be 'better equipped'


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This is one I can relate to - Is this the perfect looking cock
(Bigirl logging out :) )

[tabler]

I am comfortable with my size;

A girlfriend once said tabler ( because we were on first name terms) give me eight inches and hurt me, so I f**cked her twice and punched her;)

[MaxJoker]

I am comfortable with my size;

A girlfriend once said tabler ( because we were on first name terms) give me eight inches and hurt me, so I f**cked her twice and punched her;)


After that all i can say is thank Christ i decided to wear my plastic pants today :D

As for my own well i was a bit worried first of all , but then i had it professionally looked at. Of course that in of itself was pretty embarrassing not to mention difficult , thankfully London bridge was available so i was able to unroll it fully . Better yet old one eye spotted me ,and has put me on retainer in case the Thames barrier ever fails :D

[Leprechaun]

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No complaints so far. ;)


By the way:

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Is it true that the most sexual sensitive part of the woman's body is the clitoris?

[MaxJoker]

Is it correct that the most sexual sensitive part of the woman's body is the clitoris?

No , it`s her brain and the rational thoughts therein that are the most sensitive ;)

Thankfully women aren`t afraid about vocolising those feelings

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Just as well because think of all the helpful discussions us men would miss out on otherwise

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[kananga]

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This is one I can relate to - Is this the perfect looking cock
(Bigirl logging out :) )

Whatever happened to:
"Long and thin, too far in
Short and thick does the trick?"

[NathalieDW]

:)"Long and thin, too far in
Short and thick does the trick?":D

Yes very true what you say. Unfortunately for me I have my clito where all girls should have them but Mt tonsils also have the Mmmmmm effect so :eek: I am probably an exception to the rule (Well sort off)

[edgarcasey]

Never realized how small I am until showering in the communal shower in the dormitory. It was then that I saw how big everybody else was relative to myself. Subsequently, with the explosion of 'pornography' all over the internet, my realization was confirmed many times over.
These days, women see a lot of cock - so they recognize a small one when they see it. So, yes, I am embarrassed about my size. Wish I was bigger - no doubt women love a nice big cock - no matter what they say. Also doesn't help that guys are constantly bragging about how big they are.

[MaxJoker]

Also doesn't help that guys are constantly bragging about how big they are.


Know what you mean as that sort of bragging is the lowest form of wit :mad: Now please excuse me as i`m in the process correcting the International space stations orbit ,and i`m trying my best not to get hard :rolleyes:

[snorkie]

I am comfortable with my size;

A girlfriend once said tabler ( because we were on first name terms) give me eight inches and hurt me, so I f**cked her twice and punched her;)

Ah, one has to appreciate a well executed classic! :D

There's a similar bit at the end of "Deep Throat." It goes something like-
Lovelace: "I have to have a man with a ten inch cock."
Boyfriend: "Good news! The Dr. says he can take two inches off!"

In the old West, dance hall girls knew they were in trouble when a cowboy walked in with it tied down to his leg!

[kananga]

Q. What does a man with with a twelve inch cock eat for breakfast?

A. This morning I had cereal and coffee.

[kananga]

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A cock with no hardon usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) When ready to do some good bonking the average size is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches) even if a man has got a 'small' penis, he's got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be 'better equipped'...[/U][/B] :)

Not sure what you mean about the compensating factor? Do you mean one of 'those' fishermen's measuring tapes?.
All joking aside.
I was always led to believe the average erect penis was around 6-6.5 inches, which means I'd fall in the long thin category. I've had a few girlfriends that say things that I'm sure most would be reticent to believe.

However guys you really should try this once, and with due care.
A vacumn pump used in conjuntion with a good adjustable cock ring will improve your size and firmness.
A pump (or penis enlarger) as they are sometimes called will make you harder and larger than before, however when removed you generally 'go down', if you get my meaning, hence a good cock-ring adjusted very tightly will prolong the erection and inhibit ejaculation.

If you've never tried this before, you may hit the roof!

Don't leave it on too long, or you'll turn purple and possibly do some capilliary damage, usually only with repeated practice (abuse).
Pumps do work to a certain degree, with repeated use they do add to what you have, but please don't leave 'em on too long.
If you've never tried this before, I envy you.
For best results get a hot friend to help.

[snorkie]

Not sure what you mean about the compensating factor?


Please refer to the following Marina Muldaur lyric:

http://rapidshare.com/files/254616749/Maria_Muldaur_-_It_Ain_t_The_Meat_It_s_The_Motion.wmv


;)

[billybunter]

Never measured mine flaccid. But did once measure it hard when I was about 19/20. About 7" but as is well known, what you do with it and how you move it is all that matters. There are so many myths about penis size and girth. If your lady enjoys him that is all that matters. It's a bit like the myth that all men love massive boobs. No we don't. But lots of women go under the knife to enhance what was already perfect. If a penis enlargement op was readily available 1000's of blokes would be queuing to waste their cash, just like some of our lady friends do with their boobs.

[kananga]

Please refer to the following Marina Muldaur lyric:

http://rapidshare.com/files/254616749/Maria_Muldaur_-_It_Ain_t_The_Meat_It_s_The_Motion.wmv


;)

Did she write this? I have a copy of a song with the same name by Dana Gillespie. Thanks snorkie, I'll compare!

Billybunter touched on a valid point about age too. I'm fairly certain that I'm not what I was about 10-16 years ago.
On a slightly different aspect, I used to have a toy around this time, which may have been banned by women! :mad: as i haven't seen one since!
It was a dual control vibrating penis with a female orifice for the male. Kind of like a super motorised condom, if you will, only more fun.
For those rare occasions when you want to put John Holmes to shame. ;)
I kid you not!

[GlennQuagmire]

Don't know if she wrote the song but I saw a band called "Brewers Droop" perform this at my uni in the seventies. I feel old all of a sudden....:(

[eelcat]

Don't know if she wrote the song but I saw a band called "Brewers Droop" perform this at my uni in the seventies. I feel old all of a sudden....:(

Just curious. Is this the same Brewers Droop that featured Mark Knopfler pre Dire Straits?

[snorkie]

FYI:

written by L. Mann and H. Glover
originally recorded by The Swallows (1951), also recorded by Freddie King, Southside Johnny, and Maria Muldaur on her self titled album, which included "Midnight at the Oasis."


There is another thread called "Would You Have Sex With Somebody Now On The Basis Of How They Looked In Their Younger Days?" You can put Ms Muldaur in the "Heck yea" column.

[kananga]

.. record of the band that plays the blues.
At the risk of turning this into another music thread, the above title is also a song by Dana Gillespie, who recorded about three albums (out of fivety + !) of risque material, aside from being a water-skiing champion while having a brief film career, and being a European radio dj, she also plays some piano.

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If you like Jazzy/R&B with a truely timeless quality, check out 'Blue-Job', or 'Below the Belt' or one of her CD compilations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Gillespie

http://www.dana-gillespie.com/

[brianwp]

Never realized how small I am until showering in the communal shower in the dormitory. It was then that I saw how big everybody else was relative to myself. Subsequently, with the explosion of 'pornography' all over the internet, my realization was confirmed many times over.
These days, women see a lot of cock - so they recognize a small one when they see it. So, yes, I am embarrassed about my size. Wish I was bigger - no doubt women love a nice big cock - no matter what they say. Also doesn't help that guys are constantly bragging about how big they are.

Wow, that was big of you, (so to speak), to admit that. Well, you apparently have big balls!

[brianwp]

:)"Long and thin, too far in
Short and thick does the trick?":D

Yes very true what you say. Unfortunately for me I have my clito where all girls should have them but Mt tonsils also have the Mmmmmm effect so :eek: I am probably an exception to the rule (Well sort off)

Well, that was big of you to admit that, too, maam!

[GlennQuagmire]

Just curious. Is this the same Brewers Droop that featured Mark Knopfler pre Dire Straits?

Yes, but before he joined ... I feel even older ....

[Leprechaun]

A question of perspective

The trouble is that every man sees his own penis in a foreshortened view. The angle at which you look down inevitably makes your penis seem shorter than it is.

But when you glance at another man's organ, there's no such foreshortening effect, so very often it'll look as though the other guy is slightly better endowed.

A lifetime of comparison of this sort (and virtually every male does a quick mental check on each naked man he sees) can easily make you feel a bit inadequate. But it's important to realise the facts about penis length.

(Source: http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/penissize.htm)

[Satiros]

^ Indeed.

It's best to look at your own penis from a downward angle. A bit tricky, but the reward is well worth it.

[snorkie]

Two proven methods:

1. Express the size of one's 'bat' in centimeters. "twelve point six nine, baby!" or,

2. In square inches. The downside of this latter method is that you'll never get anyone to even consider backdoor sex. ;)

[GlennQuagmire]

Apparently being hung like a donkey isn't all a bowl of cherries. I remember a soldier successfully sued the army a few years ago over the comments and ridicule he received from his colleagues about his 10" manhood.:D

[edgarcasey]

One thing I've done in an attempt to compensate for lack of size is get really really good in the cunnilingus department.
I remember talking to a friend of mine back when we worked for the bank.... I had seen his giant schlong when we ventured to the nude beach a few weeks earlier. Anyway, we were standin' there talkin'....I don't know how we got on the subject, but I just came right out and said it: "Man, I wish I had a cock as big as yours". He responded: "But, dude! You've got a tongue that speaks twelve different languages!"
I felt a little better after that.

[crazybikerme]

It's always been a kind of, shrug your shoulders, can't change it, so why worry?? That was until, I played a game of social cricket with a good mate. As we stood in the shower post match............the bastard was just massive!!!!! :o :(

Trust me! Out there, some poor stallion must have got a tiny todger by mistake!!

......it's just not right......:mad: :mad: (mutter, mutter, mutter)

No wonder his wife is always smiling................:cool:

[NathalieDW]

you'll never get anyone to even consider backdoor sex. ;)



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Well Love hurts it is well known

[MaxJoker]

No wonder his wife is always smiling................:cool:


Well she`s probably torn all the muscles in her mouth :rolleyes:

[NathalieDW]

Well she`s probably torn all the muscles in her mouth :rolleyes:

:eek:true it must also be a suckable size:eek: but thicker than a lollypop:)

[eek]

Hmmm.... no wonder a cheek would start this kind of thread. :rolleyes: It's all about the grinding baby, not the inches. ;)

AFAIC size queens are the 15y olds that haven't been laid yet and/or the gay community. :thumbsup:

[MaxJoker]

Hmmm.... no wonder a cheek would start this kind of thread. :rolleyes: It's all about the grinding baby, not the inches. ;)

AFAIC size queens are the 15y olds that haven't been laid yet and/or the gay community. :thumbsup:


Know a lot about the goings on in the community do you eek :D

Least that helps explain your username ;)

Now then Gay stuff aside , which the discussion of frankly seems quite Gay to me :rolleyes:


Back to pipe size :cool:


Namely one of my first baby pictures :o


Look it wasn`t my fault the pram titled as it was pushed up the curb and , well it just fell out :o

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Thank god i wasn`t hard at the time :D :thumbsup:

[SpermShooter]

I guess I'm about average. WHen I was a teenager I measured it and it was just a tad over six inches fully erect, of course I wish I was a lot bigger.

[welderman]

I take a size 10 in shoes/boots /wellies, nothing to be embaressed about there,

[dohupa]

Why do you edit the part saying you're huge? Embarrassed? :eek: :o :rolleyes:

[welderman]

Yes..

[dohupa]

I wouldn't. :D

[MaxJoker]

Is man embarrassed about his size?


Yes , every time i brave the scales :o:o:o


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[1980'SLOVER]

Mine is 7" in length, but 6" circumfrence.

I think ladies prefer the girth to be honest............

[Warren G]

No.

But...yeah.

I mean..I've always had a respectable size, usually 7" erect. But as I get older, the thing just don't hang as loose as it used to. When it's in action, yeah...it's as big as ever, but when it's just a hangin' there..(don't none of you young bucks dare fuckin' laugh..you'll get there yourself, if you're lucky)..anyway, when it's just flaccid, it ain't what it used to me.

Of course, being all you can be when it's needed is what it's all about, now. So..I'm alright. :thumbsup:

[Warren G]

Thanks for the sympathy, Mal. :(

[cuzzyman927]

I don't think a man should feel any more embarrassed or self-conscious about his penis size any more than a flat-chested/small-breasted woman should feel about her breasts.
Just remember that old adage and what they say: "Its not what you've got, but how you use it!"

[haroldeye]

Pretty average size wise but I can lick my own eyebrows and breathe through my ears.

[Warren G]

Pretty average size wise but I can lick my own eyebrows and breathe through my ears.

Well, congratulations, Harold...then you can blow yourself. :rolleyes:

Just remember that old adage and what they say: "Its not what you've got, but how you use it!"

Yeah...no...that's bullshit....:cool:

[haroldeye]

I wish!!

[mizlaplan]

I wonder if women stress about their depth.....:)

[Warren G]

Well..stands to reason! Maybe the size of the jimslinger ain't the problem...it might be the Lincoln Tunnel you're pokin' it in...

[billybunter]

I watched a documentary on youtube a while back about penis size. Some guy tried to make his bigger using a grease gun:eek: