What is the name of the VEF's Avatar/Mascot?

[elton dong]

The girl at the top of the screen, looks like a Babb's to me, but what do you guys think?

[tabler]

Not to me mate, she looks more South American....how about Carmen or Rosita?

[Estreeter]

Not to me mate, she looks more South American....how about Carmen or Rosita?
I thought Latin as well, how about Juanita :)

[MaxJoker]

Just checked the birth certificate and i'm sorry to burst any bubbles but her name is Keith , which shouldn't come as much of a surprise as i always thought the breasts were just way too perfect. Shame really as up until now i took her to be the idea woman , ie she's comfortable with her body, constantly happy and is obviously a mute ;)


Ps
This looks like one of those threads that may simply become full of one sentence replies and so not actually a discussion , but hey i'm prepared to be proved wrong :rolleyes:

[Estreeter]

ie she's comfortable with her body, constantly happy and is obviously a mute ;)

I like that in a girl,:D
PS, would you post a copy of the birth certificate, we need proof:D

[tabler]

Just checked the birth certificate and i'm sorry to burst any bubbles but her name is Keith , which shouldn't come as much of a surprise as i always thought the breasts were just way too perfect. Shame really as up until now i took her to be the idea woman , ie she's comfortable with her body, constantly happy and is obviously a mute ;)





Ps
This looks like one of those threads that may simply become full of one sentence replies and so not actually a discussion , but hey i'm prepared to be proved wrong :rolleyes:

Ack ack ack, you bugger GS you have destroyed my fantasy.......although...;)


Does it really matter, its a bit of fun which will die out in 5 mins and can be deleted:)

[MaxJoker]

I like that in a girl,:D
PS, would you post a copy of the birth certificate, we need proof:D


Ok pal , it`s right here ......... Huh ,damn i only just handed it to a civil servant for super safe keeping and the sod`s already lost it ! :mad:

Still i`m sure i must have misread it , mind you she has been sitting still for an awful long time and i've yet to know a woman who didn't need to visit the "Ladies" at least once every three minutes :D

Then again i'm only going on personal experience as i don`t really know why they`re such regular visitors to the coldest seat in the house ? , anyway for all i know they`re going in there to throw up as a coping mechanism for being in my company :eek:

Although i prefer to picture them standing in there and looking at themselves intently in the mirror while saying " Good god i can't believe how lucky i am to be with him , or just how little he`s charging me " ;)

[kananga]

Ack ack ack, you bugger GS you have destroyed my fantasy.......although...;)


Does it really matter, its a bit of fun which will die out in 5 mins and can be deleted:)

Really, how you gonna delete it now?

[tabler]

Really, how you gonna delete it now?

I cant, a Mod can!

[kananga]

Sheesh, and there just happens to be one handy!

[scoundrel]

Although maybe her swimming costume is a bit too 1950s, the VEF avatar looks to me a lot like the paintings US Eighth Army Air Force bomber crews used to like to paint on the sides of their B17s and B24 Liberators. She would have been called something like:

Daisy Mae
She loves to lay...

http://img159.imagevenue.com/loc580/th_33362_B24_Liberator_Nose_Art._123_580lo.jpg (http://img159.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33362_B24_Liberator_Nose_Art._123_58 0lo.jpg)

Here's an example of the genre from the nose of a B24 Liberator called Dragon Lady.

[kananga]

Besides Keith doesn't always sit right there.
Sometimes when she knows your not looking she ducks behind the dune to 'relieve' herself.
I know because I'm lurking there.

Funny name for a girl 'Keith'. :confused:

[MaxJoker]

Sheesh, and there just happens to be one handy!


Yes but as with every other Mod i`m totally fair (Although i've got dark hair) and forum orientated (Well we`re almost like family here i feel, only without the seething hatred) .Meaning if this crazy thread stays kinda current and sorta discussion-ish then i`m more than fine with it sticking around :cool:


Besides Keith doesn't always sit right there.
Sometimes when she knows your not looking she ducks behind the dune to 'relieve' herself.
I know because I'm lurking there.
Funny name for a girl 'Keith'. :confused:


Hmmmm it could have been Ruth i guess ?, as i did speed read it with my eyes closed :o

[kananga]

The great green god has spoken. I'm still perplexed as to whether he meant to delete his post, or the whole thread.
And I still haven't came up with a name.. But then I'm blonde and don't need one

[elton dong]

Although maybe her swimming costume is a bit too 1950s, the VEF avatar looks to me a lot like the paintings US Eighth Army Air Force bomber crews used to like to paint on the sides of their B17s and B24 Liberators. She would have been called something like:
Daisy Mae
She loves to lay...
Here's an example of the genre from the nose of a B24 Liberator called Dragon Lady.

Yes that's what I was thinking she looks like an 'Air Force' mascot.
No way was she a Keith! look at them tits they are as real as cartoon tits could be.........

[MaxJoker]

The great green god has spoken. I'm still perplexed as to whether he meant to delete his post, or the whole thread.
And I still haven't came up with a name.. But then I'm blonde and don't need one


Hey if i was a god would i have to do my own washing and ironing ? , and don`t say try walking around naked as my police caution won`t run out for another six months yet !

Also to clear things more clearly and clearer ;)

Provided this thread ticks over (IE it doesn`t end up near the bottom of the pack ) , or degenerate into a load of posts from members simply saying a random womans name (As that`s not r-e-a-l-l-y a discussion is it ) then it won`t get wiped out

Hope all is now understoodly ?

Aaaaaaah goodly

:rolleyes:

[elton dong]

Could we agree on a group of names and have a poll?

[tabler]

I am sure there is a name for this kind of art, is it Varga girls or something like that?

Anyway, she could be a Maralyn!

[kananga]

Ruth rode on my cycle car
her seat in back of me
I took a bump at 95
and rode on Ruthlessly

...
Hmmmm it could have been Ruth i guess ?, as i did speed read it with my eyes closed :o

[Estreeter]

Ok pal , it`s right here ......... Huh ,damn i only just handed it to a civil servant for super safe keeping and the sod`s already lost it ! :mad:

;)

Found it, turns out her name is Keith, sorry I doubted ya GS
http://img143.imagevenue.com/loc653/th_38176_KeithBTaylorBirthCertificate_123_653lo.jp g (http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38176_KeithBTaylorBirthCertificate_1 23_653lo.jpg):):):)

[kananga]

I still haven't came up with anything???

http://thumbnails14.imagebam.com/3936/409b2e39358105.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/409b2e39358105)

[DTravel]

What? Her name isn't Gidget?

[billybunter]

I always thought it was "daisy duke":)

[kananga]

Found it, turns out her name is Keith, sorry I doubted ya GS
http://img143.imagevenue.com/loc653/th_38176_KeithBTaylorBirthCertificate_123_653lo.jp g (http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38176_KeithBTaylorBirthCertificate_1 23_653lo.jpg):):):)

I have proof that her name was changed by deed poll in 1993 to....
...... where's my glasses?

[goonerkev]

Gotta be Sheila ...

[kananga]

Gotta be Sheila ...

You've gotta be an Aussie?

Let me guess, Sheila B. Wright?

or Sheila B. Cummin ... 'round a sand dune when she comes?.

[goonerkev]

No I'm not Aussie ... but redhead, freckles, beach, it must be Sheila. OK so you can't see the freckles but she must have some

[kananga]

That's a relief. I'm an Aussie. Not many like it, when they think you're takin' the plss out of 'em...
no offence anyone.

Me,... I don't have a nasty bone in my body. I have one in hers.

[kananga]

And I said darling, tell me your name, she told me her name
She whispered to me, she told me her name
And her name is, and her name is, and her name is, and her name is g-l-o-r-i-a

[Futuro]

Greta, B-24-pilot`s widow, only thing her man left behind was that silly hat. He died in gardening accident.
http://img146.imagevenue.com/loc41/th_65669_Greta7_123_41lo.jpg (http://img146.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65669_Greta7_123_41lo.jpg)

[eelcat]

I think Veronica is a great idea for a name.

[elton dong]

Perhaps we should find the pornstar who she looks the most like? so my vote has changed to 'Ron' as she clearly has a hairy back.

[kananga]

Greta, B-24-pilot`s widow, only thing her man left behind was that silly hat. He died in gardening accident.
http://img146.imagevenue.com/loc41/th_65669_Greta7_123_41lo.jpg (http://img146.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65669_Greta7_123_41lo.jpg)

Was he by any chance out on the horizon pulling up seaweed, by the roots?

Think I may have run over him in my rubber raft, made entirely out of ribbed condoms and french ticklers.
He was tickled to death.

[Futuro]

Was he by any chance out on the horizon pulling up seaweed, by the roots?

Think I may have run over him in my rubber raft, made entirely out of ribbed condoms and french ticklers.
He was tickled to death.

It`s rather easy to come here and start to claim something like that, what we need here at VEF is waterproof evidence!

http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc558/th_22295_Letsfindout4_123_558lo.jpg (http://img160.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=22295_Letsfindout4_123_558lo.jpg)

[kananga]

My god ... you've exhumed him. And now you're asking for 'evidence' which may lead to my conviction? ...
One other thing. I wasn't leaving the island. I was arriving.

Friday here says I can stay until Tuesday. As it is now Wednesday, I have another 'Good Friday" in front of me!

http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/3941/799eeb39409754.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/799eeb39409754)

.... Friday with her sister, Goodfriday - [the evil twin]

(Nice work, by the way, Futuro)

[Futuro]

Anyway, there`s black cloud on horizon.
http://img216.imagevenue.com/loc57/th_23404_evidence_123_57lo.jpg (http://img216.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=23404_evidence_123_57lo.jpg)

[Trip]

This image is known as_Header.

http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc526/th_23721_Header1_123_526lo.jpg


I do not recognize_debate in this query;
this is illogical, and does_not compute.

Thank you_drive_through please.

Have_A_nice day.

[kananga]

You'll never find me, coppers...

I've taken Veronica hostage and am holding her in my secret lair (under the pink curtains at the back of the forum), where I am forcing her to produce doof doof music whilst performing gratuitos sex acts with the paying public. Unless you meet my demands you will not see her alive again.... Well maybe some movies:cool:

.... Even if you don't comply, I still stand to make a fortune! ...Well, I did before V.E.F.

http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/3942/a80e6c39413659.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/a80e6c39413659)

(when does the animation start?)

[kananga]

Perhaps we should find the pornstar who she looks the most like? so my vote has changed to 'Ron' as she clearly has a hairy back.

Her back is not hairy at all - Those are brushstrokes ;)
She does resemble Daisy Dukes in a 'cartoony' way, although Catherine Bach never did porn, to my knowlege, she did some nude stuff..
http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3748/b76f6a37475881.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b76f6a37475881/)

[kananga]

http://img216.imagevenue.com/loc57/th_23404_evidence_123_57lo.jpg (http://img216.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=23404_evidence_123_57lo.jpg)

... Lee Galee Dedd?

[blatt]

http://img129.imagevenue.com/loc526/th_23721_Header1_123_526lo.jpg


She looks like a Wanda to me . As in i Wanda if she would mind taking off those bikini bottoms of hers :):):)

[MaxJoker]

Jugg`s McKenzie :confused:

Miss Mable Orifice :confused:

Labia Von Spreadem ;):thumbsup:

[Mal Hombre]

Ora Lee Stuffin

[MaxJoker]

Blanche Alwayswet- Steinburg.

[Mal Hombre]

Suckya Dick

[donny1]

Jumbo Whiffy

Eggy Guffer

Dingo Whukka

[fleetwood77]

Pheelagh O'Ryfis

[Mal Hombre]

Philma Cavity

[donny1]

Ted Cuntablast

[exfarmer]

Ivana Shagalot

[spark20]

For me, slut stripper names come to mind. She looks like a Roxanne, Cherry, or Betty

[MaxJoker]

Sally STD Jones ?

Claire Chlamydia ?

Anna AnalWart ?

Theresa Wideface O`Bitch :D:thumbsup:

[-Charon-]

Fiona Firebush

Susie Rottencrotch

[otiscleotus]

Tits McGee

I remember seeing the name used in a movie or TV show recently but I can't place it.

[tygrkhat40]

Natalie Clad.