Worra Wabbit

[jonesy]

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> Worra Wabbit!!...............
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> A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman,
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> 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese
> Toastie?'
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> The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer
> and a ham and cheese toastie.
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> The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then
> leaves.
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> The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a
> pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
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> The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra
> drinkers in the pub,
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> (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and
> the
> toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
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> The next night, the pub is packed.
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> In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham
> and Cheese Toastie, please barman.'
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> The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint
> and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit
> wolfs them down
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> The next night there is standing room only in the pub.
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> Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons
> attending.
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> The barman is making more money in one week than he did all
> last year
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> In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham
> and Cheese Toastie, please barman,
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> The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old
> mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese
> Toasties..'
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> The rabbit looks aghast.
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> The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the
> barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have
> a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie.'
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> The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure
> I will like it.'
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> The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.
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> The barman, with a roguish smile says,
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> 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best
> friends. I know you'll love it.'
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> 'Ok', says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of
> beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.'
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> The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and
> guzzles the toastie.
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> He then waves to the crowd and leaves....
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> ...NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
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> One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the
> barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which
> were his), calls time.
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> When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small
> white form, floating above the bar.
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> The barman says, 'Who are you?',
> to which he is answered,
> 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent
> your public house.'
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> The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous.
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> You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a
> Ham and Cheese Toastie.
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> Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'
> The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'
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> The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we
> didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties.
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> You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'
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> The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would
> love it.
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> The barman said, 'You never came back, what
> happened?'
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> 'I DIED' ,said the rabbit.
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> 'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'
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> After a short pause. The rabbit said...
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> > 'Mixin-me-toasties.'