How Did Marriage Change Your Sex Life

[JerryFalwell]

This is for blokes who fucked their girls before marrying them.

I've seen comments ranging from "We have been fucking another couple for 10 years" to "Before we married, she regularly let me fuck her asshole. Now, she regularly calls me an asshole."

So, how did marriage change your sex life? Better? Worse? No difference? Depended on the wife? Please set aside changes do to aging. :-(

[DTravel]

I wish I could find it again but I saw a cartoon that sums it up nicely. It shows a couple at the altar about the say their vows and the man is thinking "Once we're married I can have sex every night!". The woman is thinking "Once we're married I'll never have to have sex ever again!".

:p

[biggus-dickus]

Theres no doubt it slows down after the rings are exchanged and for some reason the panties change too..... what happened to all her thongs?

[groovesection]

Bigamy is 1 wife to many,Monogamy is 1 wife too many :D

[oarmlcmf]

two long-haul drivers ran into each other at a truck stop. one had recently gotten married, and when asked whether his sex life had improved he declared, "biggest mistake i ever made. we used to do it just about every night, now i'm lucky if my wife gives it to me twice a week". upon hearing this, the other trucker said, "don't feel so bad, things could be a lot worse. i know five other truckers she cut off altogether!".

[blatt]

It ended it . My advice stay single or stay single for as long as you can or for ever if possible . Itll mean you stay mostly happy and mostly get to do what you want and not what someone else tells you you should want :( :) :thumbsup:

[Peau Peep]

It wasn't marriage that changed my sex life, it was our children.

Now we're allways too tired!

:eek: :( :mad:

[stlouis]

Well to get the children our sex life was getting better, now with the two kids we're too tired (no joke)

[mrfixit]

My sexlife changed most after I got divorced.

[rpsaturnal]

Went from fantastic and adventurous to practically nothing the moment the ring went on the finger.

[bawjaws]

eh what's a sex life?

[culnrowe]

Ours has definitely needed spicing up lately, so I asked if she would wear stockings and was surprised when she agreed.

It did wonders for me, best for ages, but she won't do it again.

She said they squashed her nose and made breathing tricky.

[Rangertom1357]

There was a lot of sex in my marriage...

Unfortunately, I wasn't involved in any of it.

:eek:

[banquomerc]

Mine got better, but I waited until I was 33 to remind me of how the Christ sacrificed for us, I figured I'd make a huge one too and head to the altar-just a little truth in that last sentence. Frankly, I had a lot of girlfriends and some real dry spells too, but I met an old college girlfriend who married a real jerk way too early and then, divorced. I knew early on I couldn't just live with any women especially the modern kind. My wife loves to bake, is a great mom, loves oral sex, and wishes she could lose some weight, but to me that somewhat big bottom and those large breasts to spill on are awesome. I can't even tell this group how perfect she is at BJs and she's gotten better in the nearly 20 years of marriage. I still look at women, young and old and the ones on Tv, but I doubt I'd find one who can wear me out like my wife. She often says my tongue is a weapon and I'm flattered. There it is; when the kids are asleep or away, we play-if necessary in the garage or near the garden.

[Sir Spender]

I read somewhere that according to Relate, you could be considered to be in a sexless marriage, if you are a 10 or less times per year couple.
( & 1 of you remains unfulfilled presumably)

Some might count 10 as an improvement !

To try to lighten the mood
how about , you know you are in a sexless marriage when ...........

-The unopened 3-pack of condoms you last bought, have just gone out of date.

or
-you bought a new vibrator to spice things up, and 6 months have passed and you still havnt found the right moment to introduce her to it.

-you realise its less stressful to assume you are not having sex than to try being super helpful all day,then spending 30 minutes of stroking & massaging her in bed ,and still get turned down.

- choosing a new sofa based on comfort for sleeping on at night, rather than sitting watching TV.

I`m sure there`s loads more and apologies to any similar postings elsewhere?

[Mr. B]

-you realise its less stressful to assume you are not having sex than to try being super helpful all day,then spending 30 minutes of stroking & massaging her in bed ,and still get turned down.


Words of Wisdom...........

[will]

With the first Mrs Will it all turned to rat shit within weeks of the wedding, however with the current Mrs will its the best sex I have ever had and still plenty of it, we have been married for 6 years

[meegan01]

We've had to work at it, but I can genuinely say that I wouldn't stray, my wife is a great lover, we've perfected that art of a quickie when the kids are downstairs watching telly, and a good drunken marathon session every now and again.
What I like is how at ease and relaxed we feel with each other, it is hardwork (arf!) but I in life you can't look back to what was, you can either make the best of what you've got or change what you've got....I believe it's all down to attitude.

[steamjon]

Married for some years. Still at it frequently. Get the odd baron spell, last time it was my fault as I was too tired :(

Still up for a bit of adventure together, dressing up, sex toys and the like.

Sorry to be the party pooper ;)

[dbailey]

8 fantastic years then children......

Now we have adult/ late teens living at home and we both work long hours....I would still be interested if my head was lacerated in a car accident but Mrs db needs a whole lot of things to be 'right' these days and I can no longer predict lunar phases or solar winds....so when the joyous event does happen I love her as much as ever....but these days we can go weeks or months ...........but we do hug each other many timer per day.....and that is the one thing that keeps me from depression

[theequestrian]

I went from renting a below average lay to owning a below average lay. And when time came to transfer the title it cost me thousands

[Mr. B]

With marriage also come the weight gain. Seems to happen to some men, but almost all women. She gains weight (sometimes a lot), is ashamed of her body and her sex drive goes to zero. (No exercise - low testosterone)

During the rare encounter, she wonders why you're not as rock hard as you used to be. Then the statement from her, "If you loved me it wouldn't matter" (that she's let her body go to hell).

:( It's not fair

[themidlander]

Greater frequency.......Less variety

[eeeepzbgzoz]

The sex went from multiple times a week whilst dating, to slightly fewer whilst engaged, and dropping down to its current frequency of once-a-month-ish. *sigh*

This food, when consumed by women, has been proven time and time again to reduce sex drive by 90%. What is it? Wedding Cake.

I'd always liked to think it was a joke.

[tamsmith]

The sex went from multiple times a week whilst dating, to slightly fewer whilst engaged, and dropping down to its current frequency of once-a-month-ish. *sigh*


Once a night prior to marriage ( I was kicked out before her parents came home ). Several times a night after marriage. For a short time. Then it got less and less until I complained. That was when I got more BJ's to make up for less actual. Anyway that stopped so now my right hand has become my best friend.

[meegan01]

Jeez - how bloody depressing!

[Marcsimus]

Went from every day to every couple to once a week & then a "rare treat"! Wanking was a definite no,no,to her it was as good as cheating!!!

[banquomerc]

My wife has no problem watching me shoot cum on her whilst having sex-sometimes she strokes me on her breasts or face or I'll do it...she sucks on my boys while I stroke sometimes too.

[theequestrian]

After 2 months of marriage my sex life became a manual operation

[zabdart]

"Dig! -- Nobody in America gets it less than married men!" -- Lenny Bruce

[Warren G]

Tri-weekly. :D

Try weekly. :o

Try weakly. :(

[mickriness]

It was good before we married, but got even better afterwards.