Males you cant stand in porn

[damp-patch]

I'm afraid I dont know his name, but there is a male porn performer who bares a remarkable resemblance to a demented Robin Williams. I find him totally repulsive; his lame acting, his perpetual mugging to the camera and his dead looking eyes have ruined many an otherwise good piece of porn. There are a couple of Debora Coeur fisting films that are virtually unwatchable because of this clown in the scene.

Anybody help me with his name?

[johnchirac]

Ah! Ah! I bet you must be referring Alain l'Yle.

http://www.egafd.com/actors/details.php/id/147

I agree,he always plays the role of a pervert weirdo in most movies ( a bit like a kind of a nutty professor),but for me that would actually turn me on.He is usually very keen in double penetration and best known for always coming in the ladies mouth at the end

[damp-patch]

Thanks. That's the guy. Funny, I thought I knew most names in porn, but as recognisable as the guy's face is, and the number of times he crops up (and ruins it for me) I've never heard the name before.

[johnduncan]

Two guys that really deflate scenes for me are Mark Wallice and Blake Palmer. Those two aside, I can just blank any others out.

[ILovePorn82]

Yeah that Guy was so retarded. Imagine you watch a Porn with 2 Girls get anal fisted and then then this F$&#face with his micro cock ruins it. Also Mark Ashley is so annoying. i have a DVD and in 5 of 6 scenes he bangs the bitches. also this Silwa Guys from all those Mags, they are always the 3 same Guys.

[bitchassnigga_666]

All the male directors, who show the grimacing faces of the guy who come for nearly a minute, instead and/or before the cumshot. Maybe it is just me but a guy with a stash and a mullet is not exactly something i find particular attractive (this includes other male faces too). I want to see the women, dammit.

Forgot: one time I saw a movie, in which one guy had multiple big warts on his shlong. It wasn't exactly erotic. More like traumatizing.

[HotAC]

Mark Wallace - HIV spreader with no regard for others.
Max Hardcore - the guy is just disgusting
The guy who looks like Weird Al Yankovic, I just can't remember his name.

[Kizzypopper]

TT boy. Always has to wipe or shake-of his dick on a girls face.

[GeorgeMcSoon]

Dump-dude Peter North

[mal123]

Jamie Gillis with his left handed wank and Randy West with his weak cumshot

[zoxo]

North. For def.

[avidfan]

all of them!

[graftzig]

Mark Davis needs to shed at least 50 pounds and Steven St. Croix needs his dick straightened out.

[eelcat]

I'm not particularly enthused when I see Paul Thomas grace the screen.

[knobby109]

Wallace, Randy West, TT boy , feel like throwing them into a washing machine.
Mike Horner and Peter North because they have no personality at all.

[NirvanaBoy]

John Leslie. This guys appearance makes me sick. He just SCREAMS "Registered Sex Offender." When I hear about one of my many favorite female stars having a scene with him, I instantly feel sorry for the poor woman. Jerry Butler is another incredibly disgusting man. When he makes an appearance, I usually switch movies at that point. Another guy I can't stand is John Holmes. Totally overrated. Hearing about what a crazy low-life druggy he was in private life doesn't help his image either. Last but not least there's Jamie Gillis. This guy is a fucking creep with absolutely no appeal whatsoever.

[banquomerc]

Everyone that nailed Bridgette Monet-what was she thinking? oh, I get it...$$. Horner got her twice and a sweet facial in SE15 and Ranger, twice also-with one of her first facials in the form of a bj entitled "The Artist" or something. Before that Perry Mann in her first loop where she asks to taste it, plus Leslie shoots on her chest and neck in Talk Dirty to Me II and then her boyfriend-future hubby although he doesn't bug me as much. I guess I'm cranky 'cos she gave it away so easily and got paid for it-got to get over that one :) I was in college at the time and I guess I wanted my shot at her..still my favorite girl.

[DevinnLaneLover]

If I'm talking out of pure jealousy, I'd have to say all of them - but that's only because I wish it were me in these scenes rather than them. :)

I cannot stand Jamie Gillis. He gives me the creeps.

Ron Jeremy is a nice guy, but I don't want to see him in porn (especially after 1990).


I don't mind Peter North at all, but it is funny how no one is allowed to touch his hair at all, so it never seems to move or shift in any way.

[Sharkhunter]

Max Hardcore - the bloke is pure evil. That and any of those ugly bastards covered in tattoos who can't stop grunting like bloody gorillas. A previous poster mentioned a guy whose cock was covered in warts - I remember seeing something similar and my boner just went *flop*.

[pelarsson]

I think mostly all of the old male stars are in some way :o''cute'' :o if you compare with today.
Now it should be unreal big dicks,perfect looking guys and hard on for hours.

Porn was more real at ''the good old days''.

( but there are more sexy girls in the biz now !!! ) :D:D:D

[sillyBus]

It's necessarily the males I hate....it's the director/editor who cuts the them or keep their faces in the shot.

[johound]

Mentioned my picks in another similar thread.

In addition to that: Tom Moore. I like watching ts and bi porn as well at straight porn. He does gay,ts, and bi porn and he always kills a scene. Actually, a lot of fans of ts porn can't stand him. Creepy-looking bald guy, beady eyes, and no body hair except for his bleached moustache and goatee.

Videos with some of the hottest shemales and there he is...:mad:

[tabler]

Bruce Forsythe!:rolleyes:

[RyderKnightley]

I don't mind Peter North at all, but it is funny how no one is allowed to touch his hair at all, so it never seems to move or shift in any way.

I made a similar point elsewhere.
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=877084&postcount=156

[John C. Holmes]

Kurt Lockwood, the guy always acted like he was the reason guys watched porn.

[MaxJoker]

Now you all know i`m not one to ever take the negative view , but i Hate them All !!! :mad:

Every last hairy cracked , pockmarked arsed banana brained one of them :mad::mad:

Mostly because :mad::mad::mad:

"It should be me dammit , meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee " :mad::mad::mad::mad:


Tut, if only i wasn`t so big :rolleyes:

[Biorgium]

I find TT Boy off-putting; he doesn't seem to like women much and always looks bored or pissed off or something. Or maybe he's just real dumb.

But the guy I just can't stand is Rocco. He doesn't have sex with women, he violates them. He's just far too rough and whenever I see him slapping, gagging or choking a woman I wish I could crush his balls under my car tire. He looks like he enjoys repeatedly forcing A2M on women who don't like it. Honestly, I'd even rather see Ron Jeremy - at least Ronnie's a nice guy. I try hard to avoid Rocco whenever possible.

I don't get the dislike for Peter North. Sure he's bland, but who wants a guy with "personality" distracting us from the women anyway? At least he's in good shape, not ugly, and his money shots are entertaining to say the least. Women seem to like working with him, which is exactly what we want from a porn stud. Yes I know he once did gay porn, but at least he took that whopper like a man :D Peter's a gentleman (by porn standards), which automatically makes him twice the man that an abusive pig like Rocco can ever hope to be.

[Aubrey]

I get a sinking feeling when I see the same names on pretty much every US film - Joey Silvera, John Dough, John Leslie, Mike Horner, TT Boy - I can't call to mind their faces just now, but I would recognise them all (and more of them as well).
I once read that female porn performers don't like TT much. And I don't like Rocco whatever his name is, either.

I much prefer the fairly anonymous German blokes, even if they've got moustaches, and that tubby bloke with thick glasses in some French films - Claud something, I think he's called - Valmont, that's it.

[27cows]

To be honest, I can't think of any well known male porn actor who I can stomach, except maybe good ol' Ron Jeremy, who at least has a sense of humour and seems to enjoy what he does.

[enfetish]

This thread is so freaky - I was thinking the exact same things the other day as I went through some old tapes and saw that grubby little idiot Alain l'Yle messing things up again!

And I also agree about Rocco, I always thought he was a bully - how about him taking a big one up the arse and then being bitch slapped in the face with it!

In fact I agree with a lot of my fellow posters, many of these guys don't seem to like women, but I also blame the prevailing sub culture of all these extreme gonzo films epitomised by that twat M Hardcore! Mind you, I also find those actresses who subscribe to this style to be equaslly off putting, and why are so many of them covered in tatoos???

But I think we have seen a cultural shift in society too as I notice teenage men are increasingly treating females as objects to be brutalised - indeed there have been documentaries on it in the UK recently.

And yes, John North's hair does defy the laws of physics LOL!!!

[RyderKnightley]

And yes, John North's hair does defy the laws of physics LOL!!!

Doesn't quantum physics state that a particle can be in many places at once? Not the particles that make up Peter North's hair, they never move.

[murph]

The list is unfortunately quite long. Many of the ones I dislike the most have been mentioned already, like Marc Wallice, who I thought was a creepy looking dude long before he did what he did, and Randy West (I just cannot stand the guy, period). The even more creepy Jamie Gillis, who supposedly had "relations" with a chicken on set.... the list goes on and on. In fact, there are very few males in porn that I ever "liked."

And btw, you can be straight and "like" a dude in porn. Any guys that are in good shape, don't look deranged or stoned out of their minds, and know what they are doing can get a lot more out of the women they are working with, which makes for a hotter scene. Unfortunately, those guys are few and far between.

BTW, for the most part I liked Peter North (from the old days, at least). I'm surprised he's getting so much mentions in this thread.

[palo5]

Mark Davis needs to shed at least 50 pounds.

Nothing will redeem elephant-man Davis. I'm sure they only employ him to make Ron Jeremy look handsome :eek:

[Oswald]

I'm only interested in the women in porn. Therefore, my collection only consists of F/F and solo women.

[alekzand]

Nothing will redeem elephant-man Davis. I'm sure they only employ him to make Ron Jeremy look handsome :eek:

lol...i do agree he needs to shed an enormous amount of weight..his niche nowadays are mostly bdsm stuff...but i do still admire his 'work' during his early years in porn 1993-1996 when he still looks very much the chippendales dancer...:D

[palo5]

lol...i do agree he needs to shed an enormous amount of weight..his niche nowadays are mostly bdsm stuff...

Well, he doesn't need any make-up for horror movies, that's true :D

[grunde]

I think John Dough is quite irritating.

[RyderKnightley]

Adolf Hitler (Mike Horner)
The Chuckle Brothers (Joey Silvera)
Pigsy from TV series Monkey (Blake Palmer)
The man with no face (John Doh!)

They used to joke about Charles Bronson only having one facial expression to cover every emotion and situation. John Doh! (Dough) has one less facial expression than Chuck. I guess I dislike the repulsive ones. Mike Horner is the sweatiest guy I've ever seen and the other two are just repulsive.
So why is Ron Jeremy not on my list, because I think he was good at what he did and did it with humour.

There are probably many in the modern era who I would dislike if I ever watched much of it.

[palo5]

Adolf Hitler (Mike Horner)

I know it's very naughty to laugh about that, but I can't help it :D

[burzum]

David Perry and Jean-Pierre Armand. They are just irritating

[thecossack]

Jerry Butler -- self-absorbed, fatuous ham.

Jonathon Morgan -- He should have stayed in the back-alley craps games.

[dorcelfan]

I only watch stuff before 1995..ish....gotta say none of them irritate me - infact I'm insanely jealous. Come on how cool would it have been to be Pontello in the 80s?? Eh? yeah you know it's true....:D

[Sharu]

Like I said in another threat, I don t like John Holmes that much; I disliked him, from the first pic I saw; ok, later, I got a "bit" jealous cause of all the girls he worked with).
I have no prob with the early Ron Jeremy, but in his later career, he (for me) looked more and more like an helpless, homeless alcoholic, and that irritates me a bit. But what I really don t like bout him (I recognised this in his later work), is the way he directs the girls, just like he wanna say "we don t need the director, take this position, and all will be fine". OK, he played in so much films, he knows what he does, but for me, it destroys a scene, cause it kills all illusion.
Rocco, hrrm, this a hateface for me, this is a guy, who really makes me aggressive. He seems to get too much excited by very young actresses (what ever that meens). Nothing more to say bout him, he isn t worth the time to write more.
I don t care bout Max Hardcore, he is just an idiot.
Alain l'Yle is a real turn off. I will never understand, how he managed to get through a casting.
But the most irritating guy for me is Conny Dachs, there could be such a big bunch of nice girls in a movie, if this .... is in the cast list, no way.

I don t think, that, like often mentioned before, TT, Jamie and the rest didn t/don t like women, I often think, if you act in so much films/loops, it s getting worth and boring for a lot of male actors, so they start to overact. Porn is all about the money, if all that wouldn t sell, they wouldn t produce films with guys who are famous for their behaviour.
For me, slappin my cock in a woman face, isn t a sign for dislike, I meet girls who liked that. If you play a soft domination role, what does it have to do with a misogyn attitude?
It s irritating to see a guy spitting into a womans mouth, but the effect is the same in a looooong tongue kiss. If a women tells me, she likes it, I spit in her face/mouth.

hf

[Party Crasher]

I am going tp throw my hat into the ring and bring up a few irritating or dull actors that no-one has mentioned yet. Billy Dee was annoying, particularly when he had a moustache. Michael Morrison was absolutely digusting and I felt sorry for the woman who had to bonk the guy. Harry Reems had the look of a petiphile and Joey Silvera's scenes always got fast forwarded on my VCR. I agree with fellow posters re: John Leslie, Jerry Butler, Randy Wests small cock and Paul Thomas 'made love' to his partners, he didn't fuck them.

[palo5]

1. Ron Jeremy - he belongs in a zoo, not porn

2. Mark Davis - who they only employ to make Ron Jeremy look handsome

3. Siffredi and Max Hardcore - both of whom belong behind bars, preferably handcuffed to each other

4. Zenza Raggi - the chimp-man himself. He should be auditioned for the role of Cheeta in Tarzan movies. With a mouth like his, no one would mistake him for a human

5. David Perry - an irritating, sweaty individual, whose antics remind one that asylum doors must be kept closed at all times

[Big Ty T]

Jamie Gillis and Wesley Pipes for the same reason: they talk to damn much. However, I'd have to give the edge to Wesley Pipes because he talks to damn much to the point where you're hollering "Shut the fuck up" at your TV. While Jamie Gillis talks a lot, it's not to the point where the scene's overly diminished.

Wesley Pipes is like a damn director telling girls shit like "Don't suck my dick like you sucking your boyfriend's dick" or "open that ass up, more more more". I'm like damn you need a dick or a tit in your mouth to shut your ass up.


Magnum D just sounds like blabber mouth when/if the girl he's working with is wearing him out and Jimmy Z looks like a sexually off the hook slob for all seasons.

[kennyjackson]

Jonathon Morgan
Joey Silvera
Julian St. Jox
Jack Napier (can get it fully erect to save his life)
Jamie Gillis

[OtisOne]

Hate these:
- Randy (The Weenie) West
- Buck Adams
- Billy Dee
- Jamie Gillis
- Max
- Rocco
- Marc (Bentdick) Wallice
- Jon Dough

Indifferent to:
- Paul Thomas
- Mike Horner
- Peter North
- Tom Byron

Now, there's no film that I'd choose purely on the strength of its males, but, all other things (female) considered, I
actually like:
- Randy Spears (consistently makes women happy)
- John Leslie
- Sean Michaels
- Ron Jeremy (early, as others here)
- Jon Martin
- Joey Silvera (he and Martin above were both capable of real acting)

[mikeydrew]

Tom Byron. Can't stand to look at that guy. He gets the fast forward button almost immediatley unless he is banging someone exceptional.

[EgonSpengler]

I'm amazed no one mentioned Steve Sweet.

[kennyjackson]

Jonathon Morgan looked like a young Bob Denver but not as buff.

[OtisOne]

Jonathon Morgan looked like a young Bob Denver but not as buff.

Now you're dating yourself! I'd wager there isn't one in a hundred here who knew M. G. Krebs, or Zelda Gilroy, who gave (by virtue of her bangs) Bettie Page a run for her money.

Or, maybe I should be on the 'Women you shouldn't really fancy' thread!

[oddjob]

I dont think ive been paying enough attention over the years because i dont recognize many of the names mentioned apart from the ones that are like antiques and been around since the invention of cathode ray tube.

But it doesn't matter because I hate seeing all of em, dont take this the wrong way (and to keep PC i am not gayphobic) but the only part of the male anatomy I want to see is a penis and the only face i wont to see is some gorgeous starlet sliding her lips over it!

Which i consider in some cases pure art there is nothing more beautiful than a Gorgeous looking woman with a cock in her mouth my favorites being Sarah Young, Sharon mitchell they look like they were made to do that! NO POV shots tho