a reason for murdering your parents

[kiwi]

It used to be that children whose parents gave them strange names like Elvis, Yahoodi, Obi1kinobi, for example would sometimes grow-up and murder their parents for the metal pain they had had to endure through childhood at the hands of other kids.

These days, digital photography & the internet have added a new dimension to this social phenomenon, While finding pics of your mother on the net is bad enough :(, imagine your horror when the lads in your class find a pic like this one...

http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc876/th_57643_justwait_123_876lo.jpg (http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57643_justwait_123_876lo.jpg)

Not only is it your mother - but your in the photo too! :eek:

[tobe2165]

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"Here´s the deal,mom:it can be a flash or html format.The music you choose for the home page SUCKS! Leave that to me.Nothing fancy,just the good old amateur porn.That´s sells.
A web cam would be nice but you´ll have to use the one in my room for a better quality.I was thinking about a "Friends" section.Could you talk with Mrs. Wilson?...and for the christ sake,let me know about the "Candids" before posting!!!...All right,let´s put the show on the road!"

[steamjon]

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Meet Mary

Contestant number 1 for Mother of the Year award.

Mary wants world peace, eradicate poverty and nonce's leering at her kids :(

[tobe2165]

http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc876/th_57643_justwait_123_876lo.jpg (http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc876&image=57643_justwait_123_876lo.jpg)

"_Very shy and conservative,you know? I would never put my family behind.They´re the base of a healthy society."

[highviolet]

1. 15-20 yr olds have been murdering their parents and other since the Roman days, when Senators would carry short-knives to fend off attacks from roving gangs of youths.

2. She's kinda hot, I'd hit it :evilgrin:

[SeXXXyKathy]

Give her a couple of more years and she will be starring in one of those "Mother - Son" sex movies.

http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc876/th_57643_justwait_123_876lo.jpg (http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57643_justwait_123_876lo.jpg)

[Estreeter]

It used to be that children whose parents gave them strange names like Elvis, Yahoodi, Obi1kinobi, for example would sometimes grow-up and murder their parents for the metal pain they had had to endure through childhood at the hands of other kids.

These days, digital photography & the internet have added a new dimension to this social phenomenon, While finding pics of your mother on the net is bad enough :(, imagine your horror when the lads in your class find a pic like this one...

http://img21.imagevenue.com/loc876/th_57643_justwait_123_876lo.jpg (http://img21.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57643_justwait_123_876lo.jpg)

Not only is it your mother - but your in the photo too! :eek:

Strange for me you should write this,
We had family friends while i was growing up, their oldest son was named Elvis. I did not like him much, always thought he was weird, to cut a long story short he ended up in prison for murdering his girlfriends friend for some pitiful reason

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Prior to the rise of the computer-age, the only good reason you had as a kid to murder your parents was so that you could go to the Orphans' Picnic!