best wanking experience

[shagger]

whats the best wanking experience you've ever had guys?

[HBT731]

The one I remember the most was around the age of thirteen. I had a neighbor who was a single mom with 2 boys around the same age I was. We always hung out at each others houses. She was in her late 30's at the time. Around 5'5...135lbs...small breasts but she had a big round ass.

One day I went over to return some cassettes and walked on in the house. They never locked the door and I never knocked...I was always told I was 'like family'. But, no one was home. So, I took the tapes to their room and started to leave. But, I always had a major crush on their mom and ended up in her bedroom. I went straight for her dresser to her panty drawer. Just looking and touching them knowing that she wore them was about all I needed to get aroused.

I ended up laying back on her bed with a pair of light blue cotton panties wrapped around my cock...stroking it. I exploded in no time into her panties. I had never cum like that before. I then didn't know what to do with them and was in a rush to leave. I ended up just stuffing them into my pocket. I managed to use them again later that night before tossing them out so my mom would not find them.

[mishmash]

About ten years ago when i worked at Woolworths (glad i dont now)
A 19 year old saturday girl called Carol who everybody lusted over,she was so damm hot and her bum incased in skintight jeans was beyond belief
At work she wore tight black trousers that clung to every curve and high-lighted every wiggle and wobble of that arse...so this has been the subject of many many wank fantasies over a period of months

One Saturday i was upstairs in the stores sorting out the price ticket cupboard,now not many people came upstairs on a saturday as it was so busy on the shop floor..i heard voices and giggling and opened the cupboard door to see what was going on and there was Carol and the Manager walking into the racks ( and semi darkness) i waited for them to return but they vanished

Switching the light off i left my cupboard and ventured after them,turned a corner and saw them kissing in one of the racks,his hands were all over her and he was feeling up that bloody bum the lucky bastard
My cock was hard and with my heart pounding i un-zipped and started wanking as i watched him squeeze her soft cheeks with both hands through the thin material,she was giggling and in turn rubbing his groin,he was saying filthy things about her bum,i was stroking and so excited,she stepped away from him and un-buttoned her trousers,she turned her back on him and with a huge grin on her face that i will never forget she dropped her pants and bared her arse

As he bent her over and grabbed handfulls of her bottom i came and my spunk hit the boxes on the shelves,i stood there for a few minutes more calming down ( my heart was thumping) thinking what a lucky sod to get his hands on that bum

I left so i dont know how far they went,sadly she left a few weeks later and got a job in Boots,i still see her around town to this day,she has put on some weight but still has an arse to die for and i smile to myself and remember that wank and the excitment she gave me without even knowing it!

[highviolet]

Years ago when I lived I Alaska I was a commercial fisherman. I had been out for about 2 months fishing Cod, and then King Crab. On the boat you work almost around the clock, and only take naps for a few hours at a time. Anyway, when I finally got back home I was dog-tired, so my girlfriend thought she would give me a welcome home handjob while I laid back on the bed. I hadn't had any 'release' in months, so when I came, I actually squirted so hard it hit my chin and face. I'm not sure if this is my BEST experience but years later, after the embarrassment is long gone, it's funny as hell.

[thecossack]

I'm hoping next will be the best -- but then I'm just a cockeyed optimist.

[Mufflover]

I'm hoping next will be the best -- but then I'm just a cockeyed optimist.
You mean a cock optimist? :D

[crazytanga]

It just keeps getting better.

For me from when I first started I didn't know what was happening. It started with an innocent late night film.
Then, I started buying Lads Mags regularly. I used to hoard them and then lay them on my bed and just shoot.
Then came the internet where videos just brought the pages to life.
And, then there were porn sites that were free and a community that didn't make me feel like I was a wimp.
Then,there were sites to download movies. I still can not forget the first proper porn I saw (The Millionaire). It was the first time I had seen full-on hardcore. I came within the first ten minutes and must have spent weeks with just that film.
Then, came exploring the porn era and I came across Jenna Jameson. Oh my fu*king - that final scene in The Masseuse... I defy any man not to shoot his load. Truely awesome.
The excitement from getting more and more is amazing!
Plus, I've experimented with so many positions, variations and yesterday (I don't know how you guys feel about this) anal. I just slipped my middle finger in and I have to say it was strange yet thoroughly arousing!

For me, the best wanking experience is yet to cum...

[licketysplit]

My best wanks have always been when I've been storing it up for a while. A long, slow wank over a new mag when each set seems even hornier than the last is the best. I remember a Best of Escort (the one with Solange on the cover, I think; it had Andrea Clarke in there too, about 1989) when my cock just got harder and harder and when I exploded it went everywhere; more recently, there was a Whitehouse Gold mag (2003?) with a superb threesome of Cathy Barry, Taylor Morgan and Pete the Meat, it went on for pages, with closeups of the two girls licking Pete's glans and an unforgettable pic of Pete and Cathy together easing back Taylor's clit hood and exposing her bud - the look on her face is a mixture of agony and ecstasy, and guaranteed orgasm material. I think I was just so amazed by pic after pic that could get me shooting that the experience was mindblowing.

There are some wanks when you just know you have total control over your cock - it's like a rock, the helmet full to bursting point, you can toy with it any way you want (I like applying a bit of pressure to the triangle of skin that runs up the middle of the underside) and knowing that when you cum it's going to fly out freely. With a bit of training you can get a girl to do that for you, but I've found that they think fast and rough equals a good handjob. Sometimes it's what you want but not often!

[slaphead]

Sat on the front row of a strip club in soho,The Carnival I think. I waited 2 hours to get the coveted seat. Special trousers with the pocket bottoms cut off,stockings and suspenders,silky french knickers,watching the strippers watching me. Stroking my cock through the panties until I shot an huge load into my left pocket,the strippers knew what I was doing and would signal to the next girl to watch me,dance up to the edge of the stage and eyeball me....

So erotic it hurts !!

[buggeration]

Best wank of all under a shower was when I came in my then girlfriend, now wife's mouth. That coupled with the water on my skin gave me the most intense orgasm ever. Try it guys. I guarantee you an experience to remember

[crazytanga]

I am loving anal. Only my second time yesterday and I was able to prolong one orgasm for what seemed like forever. I just kep on cummiing I had to get up as it was rolling off my chest onto the bedsheets!! I am looking forward to tonight. :D

[dorcelfan]

The Ex Mrs D whacked me off in the bath one time...I layed back closed my eyes and just enjoyed it - she was good!

When the time came to unload I opened my eyes to see where she was aiming as I knew this would be a good 'un only to see a huge wad of Harry Monk heading towards me.....caught me square in the eye!! It was bloodshot for a week afterwards and she nearly pissed herself laughing :D

Regards

D

[buggeration]

Yea. Let's keep to the subject guys. Another great way to enjoy the wanking experience is to squeeze your balls till it hurts as you are about to shoot your wad. Works for me.

[dorcelfan]

Anal as a wanking experience - do you shove something up your arse whilst lewdly shivering your timbers at the same time?? Sounds difficult!

Jesus!! - nearly puked laughing so hard!!

We need a reply here crazytanga!!

Regards

D

[kiwi]

Anal as a wanking experience - do you shove something up your arse whilst lewdly shivering your timbers at the same time?? Sounds difficult!

Maybe he just sits on it & lets gravity do the rest :D

Actually, a mate of mine told me once that his girlfriend stuck her finger up his ass one time while she was wanking him off - I understand that she stuck the said digit up his arse just as he was about to shoot his load. He swore by it, said it was his most intense orgasm ever.

Not for me thank you very much but each to their own, I guess :cool:

Kiwi

[Mantra23]

I had a girlfriend ask me to show her how I wank myself off. While she sat in a chair, I stood in front of her a pulled it from a softy to a frantic cumshot for (on) her. I real delight.

[zuckerman]

Old girlfriend who I hadn't slept with for four years came to stay on a New Year's Eve in the mid 90s. It was very late, but she decided she needed a bath before turning in. She ran a hot bath and lit the candles that ran along one side of the tub. She asked me to fetch her another brandy. When I got back to the bathroom she said: it's OK, you can come in. Nothing you haven't seen before!

I soaped her back, then she lay back in the tub and said: might as well do the rest of me. I stayed away from the rude bits but she was very horny and and began wanking in the tub. She told me: I don't mind if you come too.

I dropped by pants and began wanking by the side of the bath. Really, I wanted to fuck her but that wasn't on offer. Then she said: you can come on me if you like. I went to the end of the tub and sat down on the rim with one foot in the water. Her head was beneath my balls. Then I started massaging her belly and hip with my foot.

She came before me and what with the distraction of a reverse foot massage without slipping off the edge of the tub or singeing my thigh on the bloody candles, I was still some way from being ready to shoot. But she didn't break the mood: she turned her face up to watch me stroking off and then reached back with her palm facing upwards and slid her fingers under my nuts.

Bang! My first shot slapped into the soapy triangle made by her pubes and the bubble bath, the next on her tits, then I squeezed out over her upturned cheek. My cum slid down her face until she stopped it with her fingers and wiped it on my thigh.

She was glowing from the heat of the bath, and probably the orgasm. I dried her in a fluffy towel and as I did her legs I knelt in front of her and she let me plant a deep kiss on her fanny. She stopped me going any further: it wouldn't be fair, she said. What she meant was - not fair to her best friend, who was still asleep curled up on the sofa in the living room, and who happened to be my current lover.

That was a great experience, but the next morning it was marred by an ordeal over breakfast. I have no idea how it had escaped a thorough toweling (and probably a face wash in the morning) but at the breakfast table as she brushed her hair back from her face I suddenly noticed dried sperm beneath one ear and even some in her hair. To this day, I have no idea how my girlfriend didn't spot it (or whether she thought her friend just had scaly skin).

A stupendous wank but mostly because of the circumstances. Not only because it was illicit sex but because the two of them had had an affair when I was dating the other - that's how I got introduced to the new girlfriend. It was like three in a bed ... but with a margin of error of about 35 paces and 65 months. I would have given anything to fuck my current lover that night too, but she was just too sleepy and a bit worse for wear on the Smirnoff and so I just tucked her in and snuggled up behind her. I thought about having a sneaky wank instead for just a second, but (strangely) that would have felt like I was taking something without permission. A weird time to get an attack of morals after sucking her mate's labia into my mouth, but there you go.

I told this story to a friend once, feeling pretty smug about it and he just said: you prat, while she was passed out you should have got out of bed and fucked the other woman. Good point. For some months afterward I couldn't work out whether it was a great night or the missed opportunity of my life!

[Stellar1]

Middle of the day - Forest Lawn Cemetary in Los Angeles.

OK I will throw this one in for both intensity and the surreal nature of the surroundings.

My ex and I lived in LA, so when visitors came, we did the usual round of tourist attractions. One of her former roomates came and requested that we visit Forest Lawn Cemetery made famous by novelist Evelyn Waugh in "The Loved One". It is the ultimate kitsch experience: with ornate carved burial grounds and elaborate tombstones. If you have a million bucks and no taste, you get buried at Forest Lawn.

It was a typical, hazy hot LA day with Santa Ana winds blowing through and as I wandered around with two ladies that I had known since college, I got incredibly horny. My ex was a nice looking brunette, but her ex-roomie was a blonde hottie, turned off of men by an college era attempted rape on campus...a truly sad tale...but, as with this whole day, a part of the twisted allure.

The two of them were chatting and laughing, walking around in skirts that got whipped up by the breeze. As I caught views of stockings and legs, I couldn't stand it anymore and stepped behing a large above ground mausoleum. It would have been easy to be caught unzipping and flipping, but it happened so fast and furious. Afterwards I walked back to our little group, smiling and much relaxed, but planning on making the moves on my wife that evening, which I did and which was very nice. But, somewhere on that hot and windy day in Forest Lawn, the grass above a grave was "desecrated" in broad daylight. Somehow, I hope that the guy buried there understood that life was occuring amidst death.

[anklebiter]

Hopefully this don't sound too...icky.After high school there was a year before I went into the service I spent Doing my heavy partying. You know, to get it out of the way,and say bye bye to my freedom.
I was never close to my father, and he and my step mother lived near by.I started doing a lot of coke with my step mom when the old man was at work.I never lived with her, and she was never a mother figure-just a lady who married my father.Eventually, I started sleeping with her.Thats the back story.
She was kinky as hell and this got to be a little "thing" we did.She would lay lines out on her body in various sensitive spots and I would get the lines after I jerked off for her.I'd do them up, and we'd just go at it for hours afterward.
Never did I look forward to jerkin the gerkin as much as I did with her.

[Sharkhunter]

Bloody hell... Some 25 years, thousands if not tens of thousands of wanks... Some very memorable, most great, some absolutely desperate... lol.

The best one was probably when I was all on my own with nothing but a copy of Pr*vate's Cumshot Deluxe - a cum-pilation of jizz shots from a number of Pr*vate movies featiring some of their top models of the late 1990s. Gabriella Wolf. Silvia Saint. And a hottie called Betty.

I was completely naked and was flat on the bed - my previous wank had been a quick girlfriend's in the shower, let's knock out a quick one, so I was determined to make this one long, wet and slow. After greasing my cock in warm baby oil, I ever so slowly stroked to maximum hardness, before taking ten seconds here and there hands-off time. This made each stroking session feel even better, especially when I could see that my swollen red bellend just wanted to shoot. I could feel it building up - and when I finally decided to let it go the result was almost Peter Northesque. One massive shot that must have flown some ten feet across the room in a thick, white arc - followed by another just as powerful and just as long. And then another. After around ten distinct spurts - which made the wardrobe door look like a bukakke victim - the final dribble.

I spent a good ten minutes scouring the room for errant globules of man batter - I didn't want the missus to have a "There's Something About Mary" moment later in the evening.

I am getting hard right now just thinking of that one.

Just as good was the time the missus decided she was up for a bit of cock-play one morning, hardening me up in her mouth before working on my cock with her tits and both hands. I was so turned on that it was over pretty quickly - and given her obsession with keeping the sheets clean she flipped me to my side and took what was about half a dozen spurts in her mouth. The first one was so strong I could her the thwack as it hit the back of her throat - it didn't phase her and she swallowed the lot before gobbling up the dribble.

The story that all women are shit at jerking a guy off is a myth. Some are born experts, while others might as well be shaking a can of carpet cleaner foam.

[Estreeter]

My best wanking experience does not actually involve wanking,
It's telling people who wont admit they wank how good it is or trying to get it out of them that they have and love it :D:cool::):p

[tabler]

My best wanking experience does not actually involve wanking,
It's telling people who wont admit they wank how good it is or trying to get it out of them that they have and love it :D:cool::):p

That is absolutly true! a few years ago I was a member of a well known mens club (Im to old now, look at my knickname, give you a clue?) porn was passed around constantly and I was a voracious recipient, one night a guy (hoping to show me up) said, what do you do with all the porn, I said, well I fucking wank, what do you do watch it for artistic content?
A few members rang me the next day to say how refreshing and honest that was. At the end of the day, porn is really for one reason only! :D

Phew, that took some typing with my left hand.;)

[oarmlcmf]

i was in the periodicals section of a library, filling out a request for a back issue of hot rod magazine (apr. '89 swimsuit issue, model "maria moreau". do check her out) for my amusement when i noticed that the other librarian on duty was hot as hell- prim, buxom, bespectacled, emotionally unavailable. suffice it to say that she soon became the live object of my recreational deviance for the better part of the summer. at first i was extra careful about not being noticed by her as i conducted my business. but females have a knack for sniffing out hidden agendas and it became apparent in due course that she knew what was going on, and she knew that i knew that she knew...which added a little more kick to subsequent sessions. thank gawd for librarians!!!

[Edmond]

Not sure about best, but certainly most prolific session was as a student (ah, the capabilities of distant youth), watching Barbarella on a tiny black and white portable in my bedsit. The sight of Jane Fonda in and out of what basically amounted to fetish gear had me shooting my load four times during the hour and a half of the film, something I've never been able to do since.

The best experiences I've found, are when it's been a while since the last one...the orgasm is much more intense and prolonged than when one is draining oneself a couple of times a day.

Ed

[okie1964]

Certainly one of the most memorable, and unexpected wanks of my life took place at work. I was involved with software testing of cash-handling machines using real banknotes, so security was important. I worked (alone) in a room that I kept locked, with no outside windows, and only a small inspection window in the door, which looked out into the reception area of the building.

One day I glanced through this window to see one of the few girls who worked in the building talking and joking with the receptionist. She was in her early 20’s, quite curvy and wearing a short skirt which showed off a great pair of legs. She was quite animated, laughing and moving about as she told some story to the receptionist, and almost without realising it, I had my pants round my ankles and was wanking myself hard.

I didn’t know how long she’d stay in view, and if she looked in my direction I’d have to move away from the door, but my luck held. Concentrating mainly on her legs, and the way her skirt flared out as she moved, I fantasised about fucking her from behind as I pumped for all I was worth, soon reaching the point of no return. With a quick look up and down to take in her whole figure I came over the door, then moved away from the window to straighten myself out.

Now, that’s what I call software testing…..

[robeston]

Back in the 1980s I had a new live-in girlfriend and we had a lot of sex, for hours at a time, and I had relearned the ability to have 'dry' orgasms and carry on for hours. (Cant do it anymore, age is a dreadful thing.) She was away and I went out drinking for a couple of days. One morning she phoned me and I got an enormous 'hangover horn' while talking to her. I went back to bed and started wanking. This was about nine-thirty in the morning and I didn't have to work that day. Before long I'd started rubbing my cock and balls with some underwear of hers, and that was extremely erotic.
Somewhow I managed to get my tackle caught up in the straps of her bra and suddenly that was a whole new sensation, the tension around my bollocks was very exciting, and I wrapped the straps around my cock-root which made my dick very swollen and rock hard.
You know how it is when you have a hangover, everything seems much more intense, and so was all this. I'd been doing this for at least an hour and was getting quite light headed and out of it, almost like being on drugs. Then I thought of the KY which we'd started using for anal (she loved that, used to tremble from head to foot with delight when my cock was fully up her arse) and spread that on my bell-end and massaged it in with my fingertips.
This went on for another hour or so until I thought I was either going to get the worst case of blueballs ever or actually pass out, so with some difficulty by now I manged to get myself to come. The amount of semen that shot out of my constricted cock was fucking enormous, and I swear I almost lost consciousness.
What with all the stimulation and the remains of the hangover I felt bloody awful for the rest of the say, but it was worth it. I've tried to get that level since then, but no good. If I had the money I'd actually pay a decent working girl to try the trick on me, perhaps she could pull it off.

[tabler]

The Bruce forsythe fuelled fantasy flicking fest is always the finest.

[ImLikeBored]

When I was about 12 years old, my mother babysat for a kid up the street. This kid had the most gorgeous mother. She was hot! One day I was assigned the task of watching him back at his apartment. When he went out to play, I went into his mothers bedroom and found a pair of blue panties hanging over the chair. I was hoping and hoping they were worn. I picked them off the chair and began to smell the crotch. I could tell right away they had been worn. I reached my hands into my pocket and jacked off. I can remember it made me so excited, I was cumming even before I had my orgasm. I shot such a stream, it looked like a water hose had sprayed my pants. I hurried and put them back and went home to clean up. It as so funny because she used to call me the neighborhood trouble-maker. I got ever with her. I wish I had kept her damn panties.

The one thing I remember about that day is that they had this poodle and he sat there on the bed and watched everything I did. Afterwards, I said to myself, "I hope that dog can't talk."

[candle]

Being sucked off by a still vv good friend, then wanked her off.

[tamsmith]

When I was about 14. I was invited to go on holiday with my mate and his family. The parents were walkers and had an isolated family holiday cottage in the Lake District. My mate had an older sister, 19, and she had invited her friend who was 20. During the week of the holiday the friend knew my mate and I lusted after her and would give us the odd flash. For which I was most grateful of and jacked off on what I had seen each evening.

To cut a long story short the sister caught my mate having a wank and threatened to tell the parents. He blurted out about the flashes. So she told the friend, not the parents.

On the second last day of the holiday the parents and the sister were away walking and my mate and myself were in the barn as usual.

Well the friend came in and told us she knew what we had been doing. Embarrassed as f--k we both denied it. However she told us to show her our c--ks. We did and then she said, "ok you can wank them off but you cannot touch me". Then she turned around and lifted up her skirt. What a BUM!!! She did not have any knickers on. We both came full force in seconds.

Her parting comment was a laughing "that is what a woman can do for you" then more laughing.

Great memory.

[Bob ß(°) (°)ßm]

Sat on the front row of a strip club in soho,The Carnival I think. I waited 2 hours to get the coveted seat. Special trousers with the pocket bottoms cut off,stockings and suspenders,silky french knickers,watching the strippers watching me. Stroking my cock through the panties until I shot an huge load into my left pocket,the strippers knew what I was doing and would signal to the next girl to watch me,dance up to the edge of the stage and eyeball me....
So erotic it hurts !!
OMG, you too! Some of the best stroking I have had has been in that situation - or while watching others clandistinely

[tabler]

Oooh It all reminds me of watching Casey Jones (a steamin and a rollin) building up momentum in the Cannon ball Express....building...building....building....and spurting through the tunnel...phew.

[tamsmith]

Oooh It all reminds me of watching Casey Jones (a steemin and a rollin) building up momentum in the Cannon ball Express....building...building....building....and spurting through the tunnel...phew.

You sad man. What would Alan hale Junior ( I think ) say about you being an anorak.

[rog79]

My best wank was probably my first ever wank. It was when I was 13 and I was watching Eurotrash which I had taped the night before. I think it was some kind of summer edition and it featured Sarah Young her film X Hamlet. They were showing some scene where she is dressed in some medieval dress and is running along some castle and her tits were bouncing everywhere. I kept rewinding it and playing that part. I had never wanked before and had no idea what was supposed to happen. All of a sudden I got that warm feeling in my lower stomach and SPLOOSH!! A big white jet come out of my cock! I actually panicked because I had no idea what was supposed to happen when you wanked or had sex, I never knew what cumming was. I was literaly shaking with a combination of ecstasy, fear, thrill and all other emotions but mostly proud of what I had done. I rushed upstairs, jumped in the shower and cleaned my cock. I think my next wank was about 2 months after (I couldn't work up the courage to do it again) and that was over a picture in the newspaper of Pamela Anderson running in a black swimsuit. After that I became an addict.
I've always felt a lot of gratitude towards Sarah Young for being the subject of my first wank.

[Biorgium]

:thumbsup:

I don't have one particular time, but as a teen I discovered the joys of masturbating while high on good pot. The best times were when I was home alone and knew I had a couple of hours or so to myself. Out would come the latest P*nt*ou*e (especially the Letters!), my little bong and some hash or weed. I'd get myself really high and really horny, then leisurely masturbate, building up my orgasm for an hour or so.

I'm not sure why the pot would intensify the orgasms so much, but OMFG sometimes they were so long and powerful I'd briefly get scared that I might turn inside out and die on the spot. I'd have my face crammed into a pillow to muffle my hollering, and there'd be so much semen it would take about 4 sheets of paper towel to clean it all up.

After a couple of years though, I stopped getting those intense orgasms from pot; dunno why. And while I've had some mighty fine orgasms from sex with women (including anal, deepthroat and handjobs), none of these has been the awesome gut-wrenching explosions I used to have back as a stoner teen doing myself. Probably a good thing, as I might have a heart attack from one of those now!

[Biorgium]

Maybe he just sits on it & lets gravity do the rest :D

Actually, a mate of mine told me once that his girlfriend stuck her finger up his ass one time while she was wanking him off - I understand that she stuck the said digit up his arse just as he was about to shoot his load. He swore by it, said it was his most intense orgasm ever.

Not for me thank you very much but each to their own, I guess :cool:

Kiwi

All I can say is don't knock it till you've tried it. Do you know about prostate stimulation? A toy or finger pressing your prostate while you cum will intensify your orgasm greatly and make you shoot more quantity and distance. There is NOTHING "gay" about this either; no reason to be uptight about it. Real men are cool about this no matter what their orientation. The prostate is "the male g-spot", as more and more men are happily discovering.

Not trying to criticize you or change your mind, just sharing my knowledge with folks.

[brianwp]

Yeah, well, just how do you do this thing, without being gay, and all?

[damp-patch]

Dont forget lying on your arm for half an hour, then wanking with the resultant numb hand. Feels like somebody else is doing it. I know its an old gag: I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet.

[danton]

Best ever?

Long ago and far away in a remote place I once had a brain wave, and found a great way to satisfy my urges. I discovered that I could wedge a large narrow necked bottle under a bench made to be used standing up. I fixed the bottle under the desk and held it there by jamming it with a bit of furniture. I am amazed even now to think it worked so well. I used petroleum jelly as a lubricant. I have never be able to surpass that set-up.

I was working with a temp., who had a 40+D inch bust and another, much. much less friendly regular co-worker who had the best bum on any woman I have known personally. I was young and by about lunchtime the frustration level – it was a boring old job – usually grew to a pitch I could not bare any longer. So off to the small cupboard-like room with its window onto nothing in particular, and set to 'the great work'. I had no visual aids except girl No. 1's bust ( which I did once squeeze, or as much as I could get into my hand) and girl No. 2's bum (which I spanked; we had a fiery 'relationship') – those thoughts and a rather good drawing by me of 'Gorgeous Tits' bending over ... The sensation was magnificent, like oral.

I have elaborated this 'jar' idea a lot since. I still use one (though the original I lost the use of when I left the job). I am keen on fetish and use props and the computer's software to make slideshows and so on. I have developed my drawings too! (See my avatar!)

If I get at least four thanks, I'll reveal more.

[Bob ß(°) (°)ßm]

...................I have elaborated this 'jar' idea a lot since. I still use one (though the original I lost the use of when I left the job). I am keen on fetish and use props and the computer's software to make slideshows and so on. I have developed my drawings too! (See my avatar!)

I've used a bicycle inner tube to good advantage :D

[buggeration]

I've used a bicycle inner tube to good advantage :D

I've had several bikes myself in the past.

[danton]

Is it just me or do girls have no idea how to jerk men off ? mvasilj.

I never had a good one; nice, but no cigar.

[Estreeter]

Is it just me or do girls have no idea how to jerk men off ? mvasilj.

I never had a good one; nice, but no cigar.

It's not that they have no idea, it's more that they have not been shown how:(

[tabler]

There was this one time, the Generation game was on TV.....;)

[tamsmith]

There was this one time, the Generation game was on TV.....;)


Yep. The cuddly toy did it every time for me.

[danton]

Method. I prop a jar so it can rock up and down while resting on a drawer of a desk. The drawer is slightly pulled out so that it has a 'lip' to rest the jar upon. There is a bit more to it, but that is the general idea. I next place a foam cushion over a solid object to create a tunnel above and cross the jar. I my own preference is to have a raised rest for my feet so my body is more or less at an angle of twenty degrees or so. The exertion is worth it I feel. I use a cock ring made by myself to increase pleasure. Other details I have suppressed since these are potentially dangerous.

To help matters along I create slideshows of girls and interesting scenarios – spanking and fellatio. Over the years I have also made up picture stories of my own. In most of the longest serving examples I have adapted and drawn over photographs using a computer programme. See my avatar.

Masturbation is not wrong, simply lonely. But I would rather it than frustration and bothering the unwilling or unable. I just could not do without it such is my sex drive.

[Bob ß(°) (°)ßm]

.........
To help matters along I create slideshows of girls and interesting scenarios ....

Ditto. I prefer a slideshow to a movie, but as my username indicates, I usually select big boobs :D

[kananga]

..... I use a cock ring made by myself to increase pleasure. Other details I have suppressed since these are potentially dangerous....

These other details wouldn't involve a vacumn pump, or penis enlarger would they?
I've freaked a few women out by having "little blondi" turn purple with veins bulging.
Of course it's always handy to have an extra set of hands as one will get extremely slick with all the lube you have to use to get an airtight seal, while the other adjusts the cock ring.

Of course you shouldn't do this at all really and not at all regularly!

The good news for some may be that pumps actually do have a limited effect, although you do have to release them regularly, least you risk capilliary, or other damage.

[danton]

Ditto. I prefer a slideshow to a movie, but as my username indicates, I usually select big boobs :D

Like this?

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I use a computer image retouching programme to re-draw and so forth.

As to the 'details' I omitted I cannot expand on those!

[dbailey]

Hang on.....

.......wait


......Oooooh.................oooh



.......oh...............oh



..........ah...............ah



............ugh...............ugh

.......uuuuuuggggghhhhhh......


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!



That one:D

[kananga]

all i can say is thank christ you don't have a webcam.. :D

[dbailey]

^^ Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol :D

[Bob ß(°) (°)ßm]

Like this?

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Or like this:
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Naturally, that's me in the bottom right hand corner :D

Bob

[Bob ß(°) (°)ßm]

Hang on.....

.......wait


......Oooooh.................oooh



.......oh...............oh



..........ah...............ah



............ugh...............ugh

.......uuuuuuggggghhhhhh......


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

http://www.dumppix.com/images/bjut4z82xcf8wc82i5p_thumb.jpg (http://www.dumppix.com/viewer.php?file=bjut4z82xcf8wc82i5p.jpg)

:D
Like that?

[Fan]

Many many years ago, as a single chap, I went on an exotic holiday to the Carrribean with my best friend and his wife: she was in her late 30s but a real looker.

One day we had been swimming in the hotel pool and she returned first to her room to shower. A few minutes later my friend asked me to go up to get something from their room.

When I went in, there was no-one about. A few seconds later she emerged from the adjacent shower room absolutely naked and soaking wet!!! She looked at me but said nothing and made no mad rush to cover up, but in a relaxed manner picked up a towel and started to dry herself.

I was gobsmacked. I went back to my room and relieved myself quite a few times. The image of her nakedness lives in my mindseye still after all this time. I still wonder whether my friend sent me to his room knowing this could happen!!:o

[tabler]

So 'shagger' you have made this thread, it has run for 7 pages up to now and you have not thanked one person who has contributed to it or even made another post yourself.
Sooo have you found out what you want to know? have you had your jollys out of the thread?.....Was there any point to it at all?:rolleyes:

[caboosier]

I've been known to wank when thanked.

[snorkie]

I find it very intense when a girlfriend is riding my face during the wanking act. Just perverse enough to make it very intense. Now, don't tell anyone where you heard this! ;)

[brianwp]

I've been known to wank when thanked.

Ok, go for it, caboosier...

[AlBundy]

Now!

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh....

[markyboy70]

Dont forget lying on your arm for half an hour, then wanking with the resultant numb hand. Feels like somebody else is doing it. I know its an old gag: I'm surprised nobody has mentioned it yet.
Or you could sit on your cock until that goes numb and then pretend you are wanking someone else off.....:cool:

[cyclodog]

thought I would throw my two cents in....

I was vacationing in Hawaii and my GF and I had found a very secluded lagoon in which to swim....while she slept on the beach, I waded into the water to go snorkling. I was swimming looking at fish and turtles for about 30 minutes when I noticed a women on the opposite side of the lagoon in a yellow bikini standing on some rocks.....as I Watched her she (this is no shit - and will likely be the best day of my life) stripped our of her bikini and put it on the rocks, and waded into the water...all about 100m awar...she slowly swam across the lagoon to a little sandy beach on the other side, at which point she crawled out and laid on the sand buck naked. My hear was racing....and I was stiff as a board - all under water...I turned around to see where my GF was - and she was still sound asleep on the beach. We were literally the only three there. The naked woman never even paid attention to me - I'm sure she knew I was there - but could have cared less. And her body was just perfect....natural...fully tanned....full bush. Everything I love. Well my erection didn't subside in the warm water after about 10 minutes - so I thought - what the hell? I untied my swim trunks...which fell around my ankles and had at it under the water.....

[billybunter]

I dunno. Everytime I wank is an experience. I'm just glad the boys in the barracks still make me stand to attention and salute when I have to. If you know what I mean. Wanking is one of life's little pleasures.

[groovesection]

I have some stories but i am embarrassed to reveal them :p

Slightly off topic, but after someone asked about "Male masturbators" on PS and wether they are worth the money etc i did a Google (for a joke) and found this :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs5wINy6y_c

[Alvin Lucifer]

My girlfriend wanted to watch me one time, so I said okay. I was rather self-conscious at first, but she started talking sweet and dirty and paying large compliments to my anatomy. I just started to roll with it and my brain started to send all the right signals at all the right times and when I blew my top it was like Old Faithful (or old faceful, as the case might be)! I groaned and shook head to toe and I don't think she ever got all the spots quite out of her carpet!

[tosser2]

I've used a bicycle inner tube to good advantage :D
its hard to beat bubble wrap,pillows the gap between bed and mattress and an image of a delicious large breasted model of your dreams:thumbsup:!

[tabler]

Stick in Brucie's wigg...it will never get better....ugh ugh ugh....,good game, good game

[Bob ß(°) (°)ßm]

its hard to beat bubble wrap,pillows the gap between bed and mattress and an image of a delicious large breasted model of your dreams:thumbsup:!
Now why did I not think of that?

But I would need more than one image of a woman with voluptuous boobs ;)

[smirnoff007]

My girlfriend wanted to watch me one time, so I said okay. I was rather self-conscious at first, but she started talking sweet and dirty and paying large compliments to my anatomy. I just started to roll with it and my brain started to send all the right signals at all the right times and when I blew my top it was like Old Faithful (or old faceful, as the case might be)! I groaned and shook head to toe and I don't think she ever got all the spots quite out of her carpet!

My wife watching me wank and encouraging me to cum whilst she plays with her tits is fantastic.

[danton]

So 'shagger' you have made this thread, it has run for 7 pages up to now and you have not thanked one person who has contributed to it or even made another post yourself.
Sooo have you found out what you want to know? have you had your jollys out of the thread?.....Was there any point to it at all?:rolleyes:

I think shagger has been sent to his room.

[billybunter]

Can you wank yourself to death:D

[Road Dogg]

I was on a holiday in Cyprus and it was my first :) I was having a shower and for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to tie the loose plug chain around my dick and 'wanked' off, never used a chain again, I was just happy to find something that would pass the time :p always remember that

[otiscleotus]

I once polished the bishop underneath a main seawater pump in the engine room of a nuclear powered submarine. Mainly because I'm fairly sure that at the time it was something no one else has ever done, and likely hasn't been done since.

[Mal Hombre]

I once polished the bishop underneath a main seawater pump in the engine room of a nuclear powered submarine. Mainly because I'm fairly sure that at the time it was something no one else has ever done, and likely hasn't been done since.
Was that the one that ran aground?

[Mal Hombre]

Can you wank yourself to death:D
If that was possible, I'd be long dead:D

[otiscleotus]

Was that the one that ran aground?

Not while I was on it. But it did have a test launch of an ICBM misfire and come back down on us. A different one I was on did have an expensive collision with what the navy reported to be an "uncharted piece of ice".

[victor meldrew]

Can you wank yourself to death:D

Apparently you can, but why get arm ache, get a girlie to do it for you. :rolleyes:

[mr_underhill]

Recently I've taken to wanking over my girlfriend while she lays on the bed wearing lingerie and heels (something akin to this pose by Stacey Owen) :

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When I was a kid I'd masturbate a lot over the girls in men's magazines whilst fantasizing about what I would like to do to them if I was actually there for the shoot.

This new experience has helped me realise this fantasy and it's fantastic.

I'll get my girlfriend to dress up in some sexy underwear, sometimes in stockings othertimes bare legged and put on a pair of her naughtiest high heels.

She then lies back on the bed and I'll kneel beside her, as she 'poses' for me while I have a good old perve over her body while I rub one out.

Occassionally I'll pop my cock into her mouth for a little oral action and squeeze her tits, but that's all we do - no penetration (unless we both fancy it) - it really is like knocking one off to your own private model in a photoshoot.

Finally, when I've got sufficiently aroused, she'll squeeze her boobs together, stick her tongue out, and invite me to cover her boobs or face in spunk.

More often than not that's the end for me and I delight in coating her tongue, face and boobs in a big load of goo.

If you haven't tried it - and your other half is willing to give it a go - I highly recommend it. It's certainly rekindled our love life and is great if one of you is horny, but the other one isn't really in the mood.

[billybunter]

Sounds good Mr Underhill;) the first time I got invited to spunk on a girl's face I lost my load inside:( It isn't a regular thing is it?) My ex Mrs BB (on my birthday) asked me to "spunk over her face, just like the porno's" I was more than happy to oblige:thumbsup: I had to move quick, in the porn film's the birds get "ready" but in real life you are trying to hold back a torrent. I just made it. I made sure she had some in her hair, because I like that:o

She admitted it did nothing much for her. But she did allow me a few more times.

I would love to hear a genuine female perspective on this. But I doubt I ever will.

[leinad27]

It happened in my 5th grade classroom. The priest from our church was lecturing to us about something. I can't remember what. Well,while the class was obediently
listening to father Thad. I was staring right up Robin's skirt. Her legs were open and I an excellent view of her panties and stockings. Along with the garters that held them up. Here I was 11 yrs old with an aching, throbbing boner. I had to do
something. So I casually crossed my leg over my knee cowboy style and placed my
hand on my thigh. My thumb was now pressing against my rock hard cock. I slowly
at first began rubbing it picking up speed with the excitement that was building up
in me. It was like I was playing a banjo. No one in class was aware of what I doing.
Whatever father Thad was talking about must of been interesting. It was when Robin opened her legs wide and all her pretty under things were in full view. It's
then I exploded in my pants. It was a gusher. Fortunately for me I wore black
trousers that day and the stain wasn't too noticeable. I haven't been able to top
that wanking experience yet

[monogroover]

I can think of a few.

One particularly intense one was after one of my very early groping experiences with a girl I'd been seeing for a while in my teens. We were kissing on her parents' living room carpet with my hand down her jeans and in her knickers, but she'd never reciprocated before. However on this occasion she was really aroused and to my delight she started probing the outline of my hard-on, squeezing it between her finger and thumb through my jeans along its length, fascinated and excited. She was sixteen and she'd never actually touched a cock.

I unzipped my jeans and gently guided her hand right into my underpants. I put my hand back in her knickers and she was now very, very wet. As I sloshed my middle finger rhythmically between her slippery pussy lips she breathed very heavily and started to wank me. Unfortunately I had to stop her after a few strokes, otherwise I would have orgasmed very shortly afterwards, which on that occasion I would have found very embarrassing.

It was nearly 10:30pm anyway, the time specified by her parents for her to throw me out. As soon as I got home I ran up to the bathroom and finished myself off very quickly, into the washbasin. I was very hot and it was very intense. I can still remember the long streams of semen hitting the back of the basin and running down the plughole.

[monogroover]

About five years later, I'd been seeing a girl for a couple of weeks and I was accompanying her while babysitting. Naturally after the kids had been put to bed we started exploring each other on the sofa. She was seventeen, a few years younger than me.

After a while I stood up and started unbuttoning my jeans in front of her as she sat on the edge of the sofa. I intended to put my cock in her mouth so she could blow me, as she'd done a couple of times since we'd been seeing each other.

This time however, to my surprise she gently took hold of my hand and nervously guided it onto my cock. She was embarrassed and flushed; her cheeks were quite red, but it was clear that the idea of watching a man masturbate in front of her really turned her on.

So, I obliged, looking her in the eyes and stroking slowly and sensually, right in front of her, moaning softly and breathing ahhhhhh.. with every slow stroke. She was so aroused by this that she seemed to be in pain. She leaned back on the sofa, her mouth open, staring intently, groaning. That was probably the most arousing masturbation experience of my life.

I intended to finish so she could watch me splash onto my stomach, but we were both so aroused that I slipped off her panties - she was wearing a grey flannel dress and stockings - and bent her over the sofa.

So what started as a very sensual and exciting wank ended up as an extremely satisfying shag. But she did get me to jerk myself off to completion a few times after that, and she was always turned on when I ejaculated. We used to sit on the floor facing each other so I could masturbate her with my left hand up her skirt, and myself with my right hand while she watched.

[Big Ty T]

The best experience is when you're so turned on and are around seemingly like company and they see you at your best and you turn them on just from your expressing your thoughts and heat.

Or better yet, you catch somebody off guard and they watch you and they cum right along with you. And being a brotha who can appreciate sexuality in most of it's seasons, I've had that happen twice. I was almost like the male version of Purple Passion in Bad Black Girls, except I wasn't planning on putting the thought of sex in folks heads.

When I came, I shocked the folks around me. Busted a big ass nut and hard

[johnie77]

Sounds good Mr Underhill;) the first time I got invited to spunk on a girl's face I lost my load inside:( It isn't a regular thing is it?) My ex Mrs BB (on my birthday) asked me to "spunk over her face, just like the porno's" I was more than happy to oblige:thumbsup: I had to move quick, in the porn film's the birds get "ready" but in real life you are trying to hold back a torrent. I just made it. I made sure she had some in her hair, because I like that:o

She admitted it did nothing much for her. But she did allow me a few more times.

I would love to hear a genuine female perspective on this. But I doubt I ever will.

My girlfriend loves me to come all over her at the end of sex

[booksdates]

probably when i was 18 or so working at a gas station. a girl used to walk into the station and she was about my age or a little younger. i would always watch for her to walk because she would be in shorts and bra less top just jiggling along. in addition to this a bit of an older woman would stop for gas (back when you could have your gas pumped) and she had a refined look with a nice rack. i could stare down because she wouldn't leave the driver's seat. this is prior to the use of a lot of credit cards so I would have to hand her the change from the fill up. i would make sure i lingered with that hand off. after wards i would think about both these experiences to a raging hard on in the station's bathroom and pull a major load.

[billybunter]

I would say a few days ago when my meds settled in. I was really horny! I should have been put in a cage. I pulled out a few old "trusted" mags and had a great wank. It was like winning the world cup! All the tension went away.

[MisterMacky]

I once polished the bishop underneath a main seawater pump in the engine room of a nuclear powered submarine. Mainly because I'm fairly sure that at the time it was something no one else has ever done, and likely hasn't been done since.

What the fuck.

[sweatyhat]

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As for me, it has to be the first time I popped. :D

[ikeswanson]

I don't know if this is the best but it certainly was exciting.

One of the girls I work with is pretty hot. She has that sort of "speedy" look to her like she would really enjoy the idea of being gang-banged by a bunch of guys at once. In particular, she's got a really nice ass. The kind of heart shaped, apple bottomed ass that a guy can really sink his teeth into. Whenever I worked around her, it was difficult to keep my mind on business when she gyrated that hot little thing past me. Most of the time she was dressed in skin tight faded jeans which really showed it off. I fantasized about her all the time, especially when I was jerking off. I mostly dreamed about having her doggy style and bouncing my balls off her creamy white ass cheeks.

One evening I was perusing one of my favorite porn web sites where guys post pics of their wives and girlfriends and to my utter astonishment, there was the girl from work! I got so excited when I realized I was about to see her naked that I shot off as soon as I saw her face! I was right about her ass. Absolutely gorgeous. Turns out she was a freak like I thought and had her own pay website too. I got quite a bit of mileage out of that website before she took it down. Nothing like working with someone and knowing they have a secret they might not want everyone they work with to know about. I saw her in heels, lingerie, with other women, other guys (she's married) and read her biography about her sex life.

[Forbin001]

Theres this stuff I use sometime, its called Male Response, go ahead and google it its great stuff. Anyways, I took a few of these, waited a few hours, had an explosion. I get up to close the window, and look at the floor and theres fresh goo there, and its all the way across the room.

So I get out a tape measurer, put one end on the chair where my dick was, and then to the spot, it was 65 inches. I shot a load over 5 feet!! Couldnt believe it.

Since then Ive come close, but still havent passed 65 inches. Ill keep trying :D

[Snowy Malone]

I used to go home with the barmaid from my local,but she wouldn't let me fuck her because she got on well with my long term partner.Plenty of bj's,but what I loved most was when she would sit opposite me fingering herself while I wanked myself off,she would go wild!!,no touching but what a show.

[BlkNYLONS]

It seems my very early fetish for older women in stockings and heels fueled my first sexual experiences. At a very young age I guess my first ever unexpected jerk-off cum shot all over my mother’s sheer nylon stockings she would always leave hanging in the bathroom is high on my list.

But for sure the time I was with my same age 15 year old cousin topped it. I was very shy and my 7 months older girl cousin was just the opposite. We became kissing cousins with her thought we should both have to know how to kiss before we each have our first boyfriend girlfriend.

She always was trying to dress older and always getting in trouble with her mother for always wearing her skirts to short and wearing her mother’s (my aunts) garters, nylons, and high heels as often as she could. Yes at only almost 15 she thought she was going on 21. I was always trying to feel and rub her stockings every time she wore them and she found out quickly I had a deep fetish for the sheer stockings.

My Aunt had gone somewhere I can’t even remember but we were home alone watching TV. She was wearing my aunt’s nylons and heels again and I was dying to get my hands on them and she knew it.

We started her kissing lesson once again and my hands were all over her stockings. She saw my firm erection in my pants and she wined she wanted to see my cock hard and exposed, but I was scared to death to pull it out.

She kept rubbing my hand higher up her thighs until my hands were playing with her stocking welts and garters. It became a game of show me yours and I’ll show you mine. I could not resist at she skillfully undid my pant button, zipper and almost forcefully pulled out my cock that was now dripping with pre-cum. She was shocked and amazed at her first sight and feel of an erection.

She then wanted me to jerk off for her saying she just had to see what it looked like to see cum from a hard cock. She slipped aside one side her panties and slipped my fingers into the first pussy I had ever seen. I was never so scared in my life but I’m sure never as hard.

I started to rub my cock with my one hand as she watched wide eyed squirming herself as my inexperienced fingers slipped in and out of her wet folds asking me to please make if cum, but I was still very nervous, embarrassed and hesitant to let it happen.

She then used her ace playing card and started to rub her nylon thigh against my cock. As soon as my hard cock rubbed against her slick and smooth nylons I felt my cum approaching. I grabbed my cock and rubbed and jerked it firmer against her nylons letting go a huge load all over her stocking tops clear up to her panties.

Her expression of seeing my cock shoot it’s cum was to behold, and she almost screamed at the sight laughing with amazement. I just sat there numb watching as her fingers now felt and smeared against her cum soaked stocking top. That’s when she shocked me as she licked it off her finger saying she just had to taste it so she could tell her girlfriends she was the first of them to taste cum.

That summer she also gave me my first of many blow jobs. We both did each other orally but we never fucked knowing we were...just cousins!

Because I was so young for sure that is my best jerk off moment, but I have had so many close seconds.

[Warren G]

Damn! Now I gotta' go rub one out myself...

[Warren G]

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:D

Oh, that's Louie CK, sweaty...he's a pisser...

http://youtu.be/LQKASww9Ni4


Oh, yeah, and a masturbator.

[Smart_Alec]

Hi

I used to have this on-and-off fuck-buddy thing going with an absolutely gorgeous asian girl who, I kid you not, looked like sort of a cross between Kaylani Lei and Teanna Kai!!

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She'd come round for a shag once a fortnight or so, and we went on holiday together one summer. But then her old mum came over to visit from the far east. A few times I took them out in my car to tourist attractions. So no sex. (Though when I dropped them off back home after stonehenge, and her mum had gone inside, she gave me an instant but most memorable handjob in my car)

My best wank experience however is after driving them around St Pauls. You see she used to become incredibly flirtatious when her mum was around, sort of like a naughty girl. Also she was wearing this great summer dress - more up-market than usual, and more makeup too. We took her mum for a drink afterwards. It was a lovely summer evening and she just went on flirting and teasing me - on and on.

Well I dropped them off home (no hand job this time) and I drove home alone in an absolute agony of lust. I parked, and dashed inside. Pulled my dick out. Seemed like hardest it's ever been. No porn required. Didn't take much more than ten seconds. Had to wipe down the wall afterwards!

It wasn't a a unique experience like some of the other stories here, but beleive me, it was the wank that I've most ever needed in my life!

Before too long her mum went back home, the tourist visits stopped, and I made up for lost time by giving her a series of richly deserved shags. Richly deserved by me that is. :)

Alec

[ultrawildcat]

I was 18, and working as a security guard at the local university, Friday nights some student organization, can;t remember which one, used to sometimes screen pornos in an indoor auditorium, I have no idea how they got permission from the school's administration, guess it was the looser 80's..anyway, I walked in to inspect the place not knowing what was going on. I wound up in the projection booth, they didn't hassle me because of the uniform and badge, they were screening 'Bad Girls', first time I'd ever seen an actual HC porn..after a few minutes I let myself out, found the nearest empty office and emptied the sack,,,good lord it was so intense I almost passed out,,,been hooked ever since.

[SpermShooter]

I was fourteen. It was after school and the house was empty...when I started. I was jerking off to a blonde in a purple feather boa and g-string in a Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog when my sister and her friend Mary came home. They both heard me. My sister, disgusted went on into her room but Mary eased my bedroom door open and watched through the crack. The moment I came she threw the door open and started applauding:eek:. It was the first time she ever saw a guy come and was as fascinated as I was embarrassed

[dogface999]

my most memorable wank was when I was about 20. I used to do amphetamines at weekends and I had been to a party where there was a poster of a girl with absolutley massive tits that I just couldn't take my eyes of all night. When I left the party at about 7 am I was desperate for a wank but I also wanted some porn to accompany the experience.

I stroked my cock through my jeans as I drove to my favourite newsagent in Cambridge to buy some wank mags. The thing about amphetamines is that when you come down from them they make your cock super sensitive but you take absolutley ages to come. By the time I got the newsagent I my cock was throbbing out of control and leaking like crazy.

I was a regular buying porn at that shop and there was always an indian lady or her daughter serving. I walked in with my cock making a huge bulge in my pants that could be seen from a mile off. I could feel the indian lady watching me as I browsed through the shelves loaded with porn, selecting all the big tit titles i could find. I then bought a box of kleenex just to make sure that she would understand exactly what I was planning. I was getting more and more turned on and my cock was just throbbing out of control and feeling like I might pass out with sheer lust.

As I took my magazines to the counter my cock couldn't take any more and just exploded in my pants and I could see that Indian lady noticed the stain spreading across my jeans as my throbbing cock pumped out a load that had been brewing all night. It seemed like my nknees would buckle and my cock just kept on pumping as the blood rushed to my face in a mixture of pleasure and embarrassment. By the time I staggered upto the counter I was sweating and stinking of cum but she just looked at me knowingly and put my stuff in a bag. It was all such a turn on that within 20 minutes I was stopped in a layby and was giving my cock a massage with baby oil, squeezing and jerking the hell out of it. The memory of the Indian lady seeing the cum stain spreading across my jeans was just so sweet that I decided to go back to the newsagent and buy some more mags just for the thrill of displaying my cumstained jeans again. It worked like a charm and as soon as I walked in I could see she was surpirsed to see me back so soon and I saw her checkout my jeans where I had another raging stiffy under the cum stain. I bought another few mags and enquired if she had any more big tit titles or if she was able to order any. She said that she did not have any at the time but would be sure to look out some for me as she knew that was what I liked and I was a good customer. Another 20 minutes later I was in the layby again with about 6 big tit mags open on the car seats and wanking like crazy. It was a real heavenly experience for a simple pervert.

[dogface999]

When I was 17 I had already been a dedicated masturbater obsessed with big tits for about 4 years. One evening as I was leaving college I found £10 lying in the street and the first thing that crossed my mind was that I could buy some new porn. I stopped at my favourite newsagents and picked out a couple of copies of Score magazine from the massive stock of porn on the top two shelves along with some baby oil and tissues. The lady serving in the shop took my payment and looked at me kindly saying "I hope you enjoy jerking off over these". I could have shot my load there and then. Any way I wanted to get down to masturbating ASAP so I rode my bike to the park and ride on the edge of town as there was some waste ground there where I could spread out my mags and wank myself blind.

As I was cycling there I passed a woman who I recognised as a lecturer or something at the college next door to mine. I had clocked her before on several occasions on account of her huge tits and the fact that she drove a BMW 7 series with a personalised plate. I realised that she must be going to pick up her car from the park and ride and having arrived at the park and ride I spotted her car near the back of the car park . It was already getting dark and I realised that I had a wonderful opportunity. I spread out my mags on the ground in the trees about 20 meters from her car and pulled down my jeans to begin playing with my cock. I decided it would be more effective to tear the best pics from the mags and arrange them all round me with a few leaned up against trees where I could.

By the time I had everything arranged I could see her approaching across the car park. I started wanking whilst watching her approach. By the time she got to the car there was still no sign that she had spotted me and I was starting to think I had blown it. When her car started up the headlamps came on and it started to reverse, then as it turned the headlights played over me, it stopped and the headlamps came on full beam.

That was my cue and I knelt there leaaning back and made a fine performace of stroking my big cock and massaging baby oil around the head and occasionally selecting a picture of big juicy pair of juggs from the mags and rubbing it over my cock. I carried on with this for a few minutes under the glare of headlights massaging mt cock with both hands and genuinely writhing ecstasy knowing she was watching me masturbate. I kept pouring more baby oill over my cock until I was totally soaked. Eventually my happy throbbing penis could hold out no longer and started pumping out cum in great spurts gradually reducing to a gurgle running over my hands as I continued to massage my delicious erection. I kept massaging my cock to drain every last drop until it eventually went too limp to continue even though mentally I was ready to go another ten rounds whilst the busty lady was still watching. Still the car didn't move as I wiped my dick and gathered up my porn. Finally I stuffed everything in my bag and the car drove away but I could see her looking at me through the side window as she drove off.

That was the first proper time and if anything will make an addict that will. the only way it could have been better would have been if there was a webcam in her car and a monitor for me to watch her reactions.

[steamjon]

As a teenager in the mid 80s I found my brother's porn mags while he was on holiday. Men Only, Club, Mayfair.

I could read them at my leisure all night long. Jerked off 6 times that night, 4 times the next night, 3 times the night after that.

After which I rang him to come back home!

[billybunter]

Teenage wanking is the best you will experiance. :thumbsup:

[craghopper]

honeydew melons are good substitutes but you wouldnt want to see those pics......would you? ;)

[jewelman]

My best wanking experience came when I was about 20 in Portugal. My friends dad had very kindly allowed me to stay in his villa over there for a week. When I was there I met two girls from home at a club . I worked with these girls at the time and fancied them both but could never get a chance to have a crack at either. They were both small and busty girls exactly the way I love most and when i seen them both in tight dresses at the club my eyes nearly popped out. I was told neither had boyfriends though and was determined I would try and get at least one if not both in to bed that week. The first girl called Carol danced with me and shook her arse very clos e to my cock which had the natural effect. I then took the lead and decided to caress that lovely arse. A bad move as I got a slap in the face for my trouble. I followed her back to the bar where I apologised and she said get me a vodka and orange and i'll think about it. I did and as she went to the toilet i started to chat to the other girl Jane who was far more receptive when i told her she was gorgeous and right away we were kissing and I started to feel her tits when she said slow down big guy. I asked her if she would like come back to my villa for the night and continue the party there. She said yeah but only if Carol
Can come too. Carol returned after a while and wasn't so enthusiastic about the offer but after a whispering session with Jane i seen her smile naughtily and say ok then you're on. So i was delighted at getting these two hotties back to my villa and thinking i had a great chance of bedding Jane. After an hour or more of drinks and jokes at the villa Carol said are you in the mood for the bedroom now big boy and I almost erupted as i said definitely. She chuckled as I said it as if my desperation to shag them amused her. Jane came in last to the bedroom with a chair. They told me to take all my clothes off. I did and then I asked her what the chair was for and she said just sit there a minute. In a flash Jane had tied my feet to the legs of the chair and Carol had tied my hands round round my back. What's going on I shouted and they said you just sit there and watch. They then started to make love to each other , kissing,licking and sucking each other and munching each others pussies. I moaned and begged for them to let me free to join them but they just ignored me. My frustation was immense as their session seemed never ending and I pleaded for them to at least untie me so I could wank. Eventually Jane came off the bed to lick on my shaft painfully briefly which only increased the size of my hard on. When they had finished they untied me and joked about the pre cum on my cock. They told me they had been lovers for 9 months and thanks for letting us use this lovely villa and both kissed my head And left. I was shellshocked, I hadnt so much as sniffed either pussy but when I had a few minutes to collect myself I then had the
Most unbelievable wank ever. My cock was so hard it was scary to look at and my balls were the definition of full to the brim. My slow wank was glorious as I released the tension and the cream I produced was ridiculous. I thought my cock was going to gush forever , absolutely heavenly.

[cclodd]

Just found this thread. Posted this elsewhere but this thread seems better.
At summer camp we all had to go as a group to swim in the lake. Usually everyone gathered outside our cabin. I had gone to the bathroom and looked out the small window when I saw a girl I had dated a few times. She had a really great figure, dark red hair, a voice that left you in shivers, and was a cheerleader.
This time she was in a red knit swimsuit which outlined her figure perfectly and she was shifting from leg to leg as she talked with a couple of girls, and that gave her hips a rotating motion, She was about 20 ft away. An erection started immediately and I used it for a most unforgetable experience, savoring every rotation of her hips. Guess because it was totally unexpected that it was so good.
I see her now a couple of times a year and that feeling comes right back. Memories, memories.

[mikeydrew]

I've been having some pretty good sessions with the cock hero games lately!
Great for edging and teasing

[Moohc]

Sometimes the best ones are the unexpected ones. You plan to edge for a while, but the sight of Jacqueline Lovell and Lori Dawn Messuri licking each other (even in a softcore) is just too much, and you can't hold back. But one of the best specific ones was when it had been a while and I was walking to the bathroom while jerking and hit myself in the chest. Yes, the teenage years.

[Thedoghead]

I was in a relationship a few years back with a lovely woman from Nottingham who was working in Wolverhampton. I was 33 she was 43. On the second date we went back to her flat not knowing what to expect wether it was a shag, oral or just conversation. After a couple of drinks and a bit of tonsil tennis she disappeared into the bathroom and came out out with a bottle of Body Shop massage oil scented with strawberry. The old Doghead ticker was thumping like that rabbit in bambi (yes I have watched it). I was sitting on the sofa; she got down on her kness and proceded to unzip my jeans and produce a fully erect penis. She poured the oil over my dick and her hands and gave a long slow wank to remember. I had never experienced oil and masturbation before, the senses, the smells and the response I had. Nottingham ladies certainly know their stuff. Thankfully Mrs Doghead rekindles the experience often and stirs up the juices quite nicefully thankyou.

[the_beast]

Well, several times come to mind. Of course my first at like 13 or 14. It totally shocked me when I came, I wasn't expecting it because I didn't know how all that worked, and yes, I was very nieve at the time.
Next would be when I got out of Basic training. It had been 8 of the longest weeks of my life, and I swear the rumors/ myth of them putting salt peter in the water was true.
Then I did it 8 times it one day, which I will NEVER repeat. It was very painful on the last time.
Since I've been a family man, it's been difficult to find enough private time to accomplish the task. If I have enough time I use a technique I developed when I was still single. I am able to bring myself to the razors edge of cuming and hold it there, indefinately. When I do finally release it, it's the most intense feeling, and very messy, lol. My single longest record is 3 hours.
I still haven't gotten a proper wanking by a girl yet. My wife refuses to, I guess she thinks it's a dirty act or whatever.

[Richbuddy]

I have a few amazing highlights from my wanking history. Finding a load of playboys dumped in a bag in the local allotment was one. I hid behind a shed, stripped off and went for it over Geri Halliwell's nude spread from her pre spice girls days. Being naked outside made it even better.

My first wank ever was amazing. I suppose like everyone else i was shocked but instantly hooked. I did it another 3 times that day, all over Victoria Beckham in her catsuit.

[Jason-X]

Behold people...My best wanking experiences is when I'm wanking with strans of hair! :D

For you guys on the board who have long hair,

Get some scissers
Cut off about 10 or 15 strans (about 6 inches worth)
Position each strand in a slighty different position in palm of hand
Spit on hand
Stroke
Enjoy!

:):thumbsup:

[billybunter]

Behold people...My best wanking experiences is when I'm wanking with strans of hair! :D

For you guys on the board who have long hair,

Get some scissers
Cut off about 10 or 15 strans (about 6 inches worth)
Position each strand in a slighty different position in palm of hand
Spit on hand
Stroke
Enjoy!

:):thumbsup:

:eek::eek::eek:

[Mal Hombre]

Behold people...My best wanking experiences is when I'm wanking with strans of hair! :D
For you guys on the board who have long hair,
:):thumbsup:
I can just about understand using a loved one/lust object's tresses but Your Own hair ?Besides if you're cutting six inch strands at a time ,You're going to be bald by the end of the week...

[Jason-X]

:eek::eek::eek:

It feels Good! Really, it does! :):thumbsup:

[Jason-X]

I can just about understand using a loved one/lust object's tresses but Your Own hair ?Besides if you're cutting six inch strands at a time ,You're going to be bald by the end of the week...

Actually Mal, I am bold now!...I shaved my head... :D

I had very thick curly and wavy hair when it was half way down my back and, whenever I would run a Comb or my hands through it, I would lose lots, just like Women who comb their hair all time lose gobs without going bald!

I've tried to stop, but I can't...It just feels too damn Good!...and I mean GOOD!

[mizlaplan]

Best self-gratification experience?
Every single time.:):):):)
Don't analyse "performance".
Enjoy the moment.

[billybunter]

Actually Mal, I am bold now!...I shaved my head... :D

I had very thick curly and wavy hair when it was half way down my back and, whenever I would run a Comb or my hands through it, I would lose lots, just like Women who comb their hair all time lose gobs without going bald!

I've tried to stop, but I can't...It just feels too damn Good!...and I mean GOOD!

On this side of the pond a gob means a mouth, though in Belfast it's gub. Never tried it. I have my hair short, #4 all over in winter #3 in summer.

[Ragged]

When I was a teenager, I discovered my dad's stash of porno mags and that the thing hanging between my legs wasn't for stirring tea. Club, Men Only and Men's World all kept me at it but I was particularly taken with a pair of Playboys he had - one from '87 with a Stephanie Beacham pictorial and the other from '89 I think, featuring Renee Tenison's centrefold.

In 1995, when I was 16, the parents took my younger brother and sister away to Spain for a couple of weeks and I decided it was time to purchase a more up to date magazine of my own. I had a Summer job in the city centre at the time and would take an hour to walk home, passing a pretty quiet petrol station on the way. For three days, I planned what I would do; calling into the petrol station to check the layout and see what mags were on offer; picking up a drink to check out the staff (a middle aged bald fella who barely looked at the customers) and generally working myself up to it. These recon missions would inevitably lead to me running upstairs as soon as I got home to unleash at the sight of Claire King or Gaynor Bell.

The fourth day, the shop was devoid of customers so I went in and nonchalantly sauntered to the back of the shop to the magazine rack. Not even breaking stride, I reached up and plucked the July issue of Playboy from the top shelf before moving on to the drinks cabinet.

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My heart was pounding in my ears and I was drenched in a cold sweat as I closed the fridge door again. I turned towards the counter and froze.

The normal fella wasn't there. Instead, a middle aged woman was stood there looking at me with a little smile at the corner of her lips. I felt sick as my legs pulled me involuntarily towards the counter. Putting my purchases on the counter, I looked up at the lady behind it. The image is emblazoned on my memory.

Dressed in a pink vest top and jeans, she must have been late 30s/early 40s. Her nametag said Julie and was pinned to the right of the most heavenly cleavage I had ever seen in my life. Her breasts strained against the light material of her top and I could just make out the points of her nipples. She had blonde hair that was caught short and shaggy. She had startlingly blue eyes and her lips were coated in a layer of light pink lip gloss.

She rang up the drink and then proceeded to run her pink fingernail across the magazine cover for the price. "You shouldn't be looking at things like this."

My heart stopped. Busted. "What do you mean?" I stammered out.

"Young man like you should be looking at the real thing," she smiled, leaning forward. My eyes fell down to her chest and she started to laugh quietly as my face reddened. She must have taken pity on me as she rang up the mag and then held her hand out. As she passed me my change, she licked her lips and rubbed my thumb up and down with hers.

The bell at the door rang just as she leant forward, giving me another glimpse of her glorious chest. "You have a nice time, Love," she winked at me.

I floated out of the shop, desperately trying to hide the bulge in my jeans and stuffing the magazine into my bag. Downing the drink, I legged it home.

Getting in, the door was shutting behind me and I was kicking off my trainers. I managed to get into the living room and derobed completely to take out my trophy and give it the attention it deserved. Taken as I was with Sandra Taylor, though, I couldn't stop thinking about the woman in the shop and it was her that I was imagining in front of me.

It wasn't long before I was frantically pulling at myself, fantasising about her, imagining her being there in front of me watching me wank. Visions flicked through my mind of her pink mouth, her blonde hair, her curvy figure and I exploded in one of the most powerful ejaculations of my nascent wanking career.

I've often wondered about Julie and have a little smile to myself whenever I pass that garage. Think I may get that mag out to relive the experience.

[SonnyBoy2]

My best experiences are unquestionably where I've got an audience - an attentive woman who's getting off on me masturbating. With a couple of exceptions I've never had trouble getting partners to watch - I guess I didn't know it was unusual so didn't feel embarassed and got away with it. I've had many great orgasms whilst a girlfriend watched and masturbated herself. The kind of photos on the 'stroking and watching' thread really do it for me.

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However, the best has to be with a lesbian(ish) friend of mine years back. One very late stoned night she admitted that she'd watched some straight porn in a German hotel and surprised herself by really getting off on it. One things led to another and pretty soon I was jogging back from my house with a porn vid (Buttman's Ultimate Workout), for us to watch together.

We got into it and were soon discussing what they were doing in detail which is a massive turn-on for me. I began to rub my erection through my jeans and when she glanced across and didn't complain I plucked up courage and asked if she minded me getting my cock out to wank. She was fine with it and was looking across less and less subtly as I went for it. Eventually I had my clothes off completely and Ann was using a vibrator - though she just loosened her jeans and slipped a vibro onto her clit so all I could see was the top of her pubes. Eventually I told her I was going to come and she turned away from the film and watched me, encouraging me to wank hard. I shot a huge load and Ann reached her climax a few moments later.

We repeated it a number of occassions and Ann wanked me a couple of times, but to be honest nothing beats that first experience. And I suspect nothing will. Unless I could get a group of women to watch me....

[hurricane4916]

This is funny.
I was just talking to my GF about this.
When I was young I noticed that climbing Basketball poles and such felt good.
(I knew nothing about wanking)
My bedroom was in an unfinished basement so as I did quite often, I was climbing a stud (a 2 by 4 ) not a dude.
And all of the sudden I came.
At first, I was scared, (I was very naive) then I was all "I'm a man".
So needless to say, I spent a ton of time climbing that 2 by 4.
Then, I read a book that explained masturbating.
So I spent a lot of time "boxing the pope"
My Dad was (and is) a preacher, so no mags around the house.
(The Sears catalog made me a lover of girdles)
Then I stole a nudie mag from the news stand.
OMG the heavens opened up and my life was changed forever.
Then I got a girlfriend.
(She was the Deacons daughter so she just let me look at her tits and her with her pants off but underwear on) Don't ask me to explain her logic.
So one day whilst looking and kissing, I came.
And WTF? but she was intrigued. I told her, when I was alone, I stroked it thinking about her.(BTW this was way before the internet,way way)
So next encounter, she asked me to pull it out and stroke it in front of her.
I did and
OMG the heavens opened up and my life was changed forever.
(after like 5 times she let me cum on her tits)
We eventually had the secs(She got preggers but,that's a whole nother story)
Then I turned 18 and a friend of mine took me to a porno theater.
And
OMG the heavens opened up and my life was changed forever.
(No, I didn't jack it there but, when I got home, I wanked myself sore)
Then my GF and I discovered cocaine and porno motels and
(you know what I'm gonna say)
OMG the heavens opened up and my life was changed forever.
Well, then came VHS,DVD and the internets.
Now I've always had a Girlfriend and or Wife but, there is nothing like a good wackoff.
Thank God my Girlfriend now understands this and actually helps out when her "Aunt Flow" is visiting (ball touching, asking me if I like what see ect.)
So long story, long, best wanking experience?
Every single one!
In fact, I'll be in bunk.
(I still have no clue why I want to post this. I guess I'll ask my therapist.)

[richardoe]

I thnik mine must be when I hired the film "crimes of passion" from my local video shop in the late eighties. I had heard it was fairly raunchy and I wanked off 3 times whilst watching it. But I didnt stop there! I spent the rest of the night watching the blue movies I had, and I carried on next day as well. I got the video back to the shop just before they closed!!! I think it was 14 times I jacked off.

[mickriness]

Perhaps my best whack was the time my girlfriend wanted to watch me do it, so I agreed if she did so too. We sat across from each other, and as she rubbed off, pussy wide open and gushing, I got close several times but held off as she stared at my cock in my fist. Finally she thrust up hard against her hand, and I stood up and let loose all over her chest. Best of all, I stayed hard and she pulled me down to fuck her tits, using my cum as lubrication, and I shot another massive load up to her chin.

[loosegoose]

I don't think I've ever had a wank that compared in pleasure to actual intercourse. It's like eating 3 serves of vegetables, it's just something you have to do from time to time for the health benefits.