Black panties

[jonesy]

As the old saying goes, 'If at first you don't succeed.......................'












Black Panties

Maria had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Maria said
she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, 'Mum! I have someone for you to meet.'

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating
for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend at Surfers
Paradise. Their
first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except
for a pair of black, lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, 'Why the black panties?'

She replied: 'My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore,
but down there I am still mourning.'

He knew he was not getting lucky that night. The following night was the
same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his
birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked: 'What's with the black condom?'

He replied, 'I want to offer my deepest condolences!'

[AlBundy]

A man went to a store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had her wrap them up. When the manager gave him the gift she accidentally gave him a pair of panties instead. When the girlfriend got the gift there was a note attached to it.
The note read: Dear Honey, Hope you like the gift.The lady at the store said they were perfect. I had her try them on for me. She looked great. I hope you will wear them for me Friday night.
Love, Bobby
PS: The latest style is to wear them folded in with a little fur showing.