Rooting Handles?

[Peter Parker]

Rooting Handles ?

Need to buy an unusual Christmas present?

How about a set of these?

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[kiwi]

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she wasn't known as the village bicycle for no good reason ;)

[tobe2165]

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Valentino Rossi dreamgirl and future wife.

[mjefferys1]

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Is your wife realy ugly? Does her breath smell like a dogs arse?
You need Rooter Bars.
Hump and pump to your hearts content and no risk of a kiss on the short strokes.

Note: If you live in Wales Rooter Bars are also good for sheep.

[Aitken Bonar]

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Well, if no-one else is going to make the connection ... ;)

[heretic(666)]

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Warning :- making vroom vroom noises may result in damage to the testicles

[tygrkhat40]

Isn't that what her tits are for?

[heretic(666)]

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With a royal wedding coming up manufacturers are desperate to shift their products