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spitalhouse
11-29-2008, 11:34 AM
Which actresses/models/presenters do you regard as ugly but find somehow appealing? Who do you consider as being less than attractive yet find yourself inexplicably drawn to? Is there anyone you fancy but who makes you hate yourself because you fancy them?

A couple of my own examples would be Jodie Marsh and Shannon Tweed.

Jodie Marsh is the epitome of everything I find unappealing in a woman, whether if be her looks, her fake tan, her clothes and her lifestyle generally. Yet every time a picture or clip of her appears on this forum or elsewhere on the web I find myself unable to resist downloading it. As I'm doing so I can hear myself muttering 'what the fuck are you doing - stop this immediately', but to no avail. And whenever I may inadvertently catch a feature on TV in which she might be appearing I can't help pressing the record button on my PVR.

When she was young and before all the plastic re-enforcements I fancied Shannon Tweed not one jot. She just did nothing for me and I didn't waste a moment worrying about it. Years passed during which time she came to resemble a trailer-trash tart with a face chiseled from concrete and with tits to match. But to my horror, the uglier she became the greater my interest in her grew. Objectively she fulfilled almost none of the criteria I regarded as attractive in a woman, yet for the life of me as soon as one of her softcore romps was scheduled to be shown on Channel 5 I'd invariably be setting the timer on my remote control.

Your examples/comments welcomed.

Regards

shagger
11-29-2008, 04:45 PM
Dani behr and Carol vordermann

@llatse@
12-01-2008, 05:05 PM
Vanessa Feltz:o

Sharu
12-01-2008, 05:59 PM
Sharon Mitchell, Candy Samples and Yolanda Savalas.
Sharon isntīt my type of woman, but seeing her doin what she does best, has something special for me, I couldnīt resist hitting the download button.
Candy and Yolanda look ugly for me, but their blowjob skills bring them to another level for me (iīm very fetished by oral sex, i couldnīt stay longer in relation with a woman that wonīt blow).

HF

Inglorious
12-01-2008, 06:03 PM
Carol Vorderman.
Liz Mcdonald from Coronation Street
Britney Spears

fail to see what the attraction is with any of them.

kiwi
12-01-2008, 08:42 PM
Carol Voderman is a ride.

I def do her - given half the chance.

Oh and I'd do Vera Duckworth from Cornation Street, no problem.

Vera may not be in Coronation Street anymore - Excuse me, I've been outta Dear Old Blighty for quite some time now.

But she was always my favorite tarty housewife.

Kiwi

MaxJoker
12-02-2008, 09:51 AM
J K Rowling
Paris Hilton
Oprah Winfrey
Madonna
Judge Judy
Celine Dion
Ellen DeGeneres

Mainly as i figure if i got any of them pregnant i`d be set for life , but hey it's all about the kids :D

Oh and last but not least Alice (Wal Mart) Walton , worth roughly 30 billion

http://img159.imagevenue.com/loc211/th_14794_Alice_Walton-_Wal_Mart_world4s_largest_retailer_123_211lo.jpg

"Get in there my Skull ! "

@llatse@
12-02-2008, 02:23 PM
Jaqui Smith the big bosomed home secretary, I'd like to teach her all about the finer points of the sex industry;)

MaxJoker
05-15-2009, 12:04 PM
You know what ,this is quite a weird discussion thread. Still it`s an original idea and spitalhouse put some effort into it so i`ll toss another contribution into the mix to see if there`s life in the thing. Course my contribution will be worded respectfully in lieu of the rules we all abide by :cool:


I already named eight in my previous post so now for number nine


http://img267.imagevenue.com/loc527/th_91620_vbeckhamGOFF_468x413_123_527lo.jpg (http://img267.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91620_vbeckhamGOFF_468x413_123_527lo .jpg)

In my opinion the least attractive spice girl (Which is saying something) ,but i still would hold me nose and take a dip if for no other reason than i`d go to the papers quite soon afterwards . Then become a media sensation / win celebrity big brother / release a charity single / write my autobiography/ appear at every showbiz event going, then get my own talk show "Gab with GreenSkull" and interview Posh on the background details to her divorce and subsequent bankruptcy :D

scoundrel
05-15-2009, 12:41 PM
I find this very odd, but Ms Hill could wrap me round and round her little finger. She isn't my usual type but somehow she pushes all the right buttons. Also she is smart and classy. A man could do a whole lot worse.

http://img11.imagevenue.com/loc1120/th_91563_Jane_Hill_123_1120lo.jpg (http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=91563_Jane_Hill_123_1120lo.jpg)

eelcat
05-15-2009, 10:56 PM
There's one girl that turns up on Bargain Hunt every so often as one of the "experts". No not the good looking one but there is one prim and proper type that I reckon would be a really dirty piece of work once you got her alone. The type that doesn't get it much, but when she does you better watch out.
Catherine Southon is her name, but I couldn't find a pic of her.

Ingemar
10-15-2011, 08:31 PM
yes
some of the news channel women
they are always mad
I think....
Maybe a litlle of action can help them to be happy and humanist
:)

anklebiter
10-15-2011, 09:43 PM
Sandra Bernhard

http://thumbnails30.imagebam.com/15420/79b34e154198066.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/79b34e154198066)

dogface123
02-26-2012, 07:25 PM
carol vorderman and beverley callard for me ,fantasy.

star43
03-11-2012, 04:38 AM
For me it's Sara Rue.