What would you do with a Billion ?

[MaxJoker]

Now i`m talking about a Billion bond, as in no tax required and totally untraceable , just like most of us might be if we had that crispy sucker folded up and stuffed down our back pocket i reckon.

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Me i think i`d first take an anti gravity holiday in space with a selection of up and coming young wannabe actresses , then on re-entry i`d personally fund this site to a ridiculous sum .So that that those who do the behind the scenes drudge work are at least compensated somewhat for their efforts , and it would enable this place to become the fully fledged website it's numbers show it deserves .

Not to mention the fact i`d maybe get more respect because i`m telling you " I don`t get no respect". When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru" , and my mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Even my pet let me down .What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.

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[kiwi]

Hey, Greenskull, I was a bit miffed as you don't have a poll - You always have a poll ...

Well, ok maybe not always, But how about a poll? - I am a big fan of your polls!

What would I do with all that dosh? Spend it.

Kiwi

I'll tell you l8r what - need to think about it ...

[knobby109]

that's about four hundred million pints.....should keep me going past Christmas.

[steve40]

if i had that sort of cash i would leave this country and get myself a hareem of filipino girls to keep me happy, ha ha

[parrabol]

two chicks at the same time. i think if i was a billionaire i could hook something like that up. and i know that not all chicks dig money, but the kind that would double up on a guy like me do. :D

[shagger]

buy quite a few pornos with that there cash methinks

[buggeration]

Watch all the assholes that I passed on the way down who thought they were better than me, squirm with embarrassment as I pass them again on the way back up. That old adage, 'Fuck You,' comes to mind for some strange reason.

[DebbieKong]

Buy some 80 year old Scotch.

Start my own porn production studio.

Offer a million dollars to Buffy Davis in exchange for a 1 hour interview. That would be my first, non sex, porn production.

[culnrowe]

Invest it in the shares of major banks - that could never go wrong.

[Estreeter]

retire,
then do as little as possible, like spend all day on this forum

[DTravel]

Buy a house, buy a customized RV & off-road vehicle to tow behind it, with things like a satellite broadband uplink & TV receiver. Then spend the rest of my life cruising around North America seeing all the National Parks while posting annoying things on the 'net (cause I could get away with it, afterall, how would you find me since I'm always on the road?).

[Gullclaw]

Produce my own porn movies on film rather than on Video. Makes the classics come back to life.

[slaphead]

Pay Toni Kessering $1 million to have sex with me and have it filmed.....

[Leprechaun]

1. Buy a foolish high tech costume.

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2. Buy a exaggerated black car.

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3. Buy a stronger bedside lamp.

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4. Drag girls off that like foolish high tech costumes, exaggerated black cars and well-lit sleeping rooms.

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5. Buy C.olor C.limax. Corporation and hire GreenSkull for uploading all their stuff here at VEF! :D

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6. Go to bed after my first day being a billionaire... ;)

[MaxJoker]

So i get put on the finger eroding eye aching pay role , and you get to add notches on your utility belt ?.
Erm , sure sure that sounds more than fair to me .
Now how about we go up to the roof and kick around some figures

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:D

[culnrowe]

1. Buy a foolish high tech costume.

2. Buy a exaggerated black car.

3. Buy a stronger bedside lamp.

4. Drag girls off that like foolish high tech costumes, exaggerated black cars and well-lit sleeping rooms.

5. Buy C.olor C.limax. Corporation and hire GreenSkull for uploading all their stuff here at VEF! :D

6. Go to bed after my first day being a billionaire... ;)


That makes it easy - whatever Greenskull thinks I'm giving it all to Leprechaun

[charliedog]

I would start a Ferrari collection

[MaxJoker]

That makes it easy - whatever Greenskull thinks I'm giving it all to Leprechaun


Not sure what you mean , but it`s nice to see such selfless generosity in this day and age .

[culnrowe]

Not sure what you mean , but it`s nice to see such selfless generosity in this day and age .

I mean Leprechaun has a plan I want to see carried out - better than anything I can think of.

I might insist he lets me be the Boy Wonder though.

[MaxJoker]

I mean Leprechaun has a plan I want to see carried out - better than anything I can think of.

I might insist he lets me be the Boy Wonder though.


Ahhh i see (So you`re a picket line breaker) , but i thought we`d all agreed i throw him off the roof and repeat the process until he submits to reasonable union demands , which are .

1) Fuel allowance
2) That i`m given a beyond lifetime contract , with a continual resurrection clause
3) Own office , and in countries of my choice
4) I am allowed to set my own salary and bonuses
5) 10 months annual leave a year
6) Self service bar
7) Hot food available in the foyer
8) Flamboyantly flattering black costume supplied with matching upgradeable weapon
9) Management agrees i can commit three crimes a night without threat of vigilante justice
10) Am able to appoint as many secretaries as i desire , for various positions

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[Millmonster]

...and make her proud of who she is right now.

[Dr Shipherd]

Pay off my credit cards.

Then take the rest of my money and get a footlong at Subway ... and if I have enough left over, I just may order a drink with it.

[spitalhouse]

Pounds, euros or dollars? And if it's dollars are we talking US dollars or Zimbabwean?

[kiwi]

or Zimbabwean?

Rlmao :D

No offence meant to the sadly, unfortunate people of Zimbabwi - The situation these folks are in, is criminal :(

[kiwi]

Give to the folks in Zimbabwi - I figure they need it more than me.

more than any of us ...

[Estreeter]

Start my own credit card company,
before long i know you will have more than a billion, especially after xmas

[silentwatcher]

own an island in dubai !!

[Leprechaun]

own an island in dubai !!

Where you live with 72 belly dancers? Oh I had such a dream too last night. :D

[culnrowe]

Give to the folks in Zimbabwi - I figure they need it more than me.

more than any of us ...

When we get into world issues it suddently seems like a billion is a pitiful amount. Still, could fulfil personal fantasies and have more than 999,000,000 left over, which might be a start.

[Droppinlinks]

Buy a porn studio and play all the feature roles

[buggeration]

Wealth won't buy you happiness...bet the miserable git who uttered that immortal phrase was broke at the time!!

[getstrung]

I would buy a brothel in Nevada (like the Mustang or Bunny ranch) and wire each room with cams....

Constantly rotate the ladies working there (so I don't get bored) and have the clients by invite only so I get to choose whos f*cking my ladies....When I'm not :)

If they are already getting paid for sex I won't feel like I'm insulting them when I offer to pay them, good logic, huh?

Then with the rest, pay off my ex wives to leave me the hell alone (maybe buy them an island somewhere and throw all three of them (yes three) on it and make my own "Survivor" episode!

That would get me started....

[richpk]

I would fuck every Porn Star Escort, then every other escort i like the look of and write a book charting my journery.

i would have a full review system and let everybody know if it really does pay to spend a few dollars more!:)

[svea4]

George Best said:

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered"

I`m sure he had some wonderful moments...

I think I would do the same...

[dorcelfan]

1. Square the family away financially.

2. Hire a Hitman to bump off all the ladies fashion "designers" and "experts"...in a painful way for the crimes against humanity.:mad: a special extra painful death to the twat who invented hipsters....

3. Hunt down Marilynn Jess and Brigitte Lahaie and make them an offer they can't refuse...;)

4. Employ someone to travel the globe collecting vintage films for me to play on my newly acquired MASSIVE tv whilst being blown by filthy women...

5. Travel the world to all the places I want to see before I die.

6. Spread a bit around to some truley worthy causes..Macmillan. BHF etc.

Regards

D

[Devius]

If it was within the boundaries of this reality, I would devise a time machine to make the following post come true:

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=496419&postcount=98

:)

[quacksacker]

I would buy myself a tropical island, declare myself emperor and then asks for billions more in aid from the U.S. Government.

[damp-patch]

I'd spend a lot of it on sex'n'drugs'n'rock'n'roll and then waste the rest.

[Handyman08]

I would keep about 25 million and give the rest to my son.......I don't need all of the bullshit that goes along with having that much money!!!

[mrbation]

buy a weekend with Kay Parker, Gloria Leonard and Annette Haven for threesome

[avidfan]

oooh, id buy a nice pad in or near to dyffryn ardudwy or harlech in wales...http://img175.imagevenue.com/loc1047/th_26287_2b16eaf7_1104_4e91_84c5_6b3bf2383a0d_122_ 1047lo.jpg (http://img175.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=26287_2b16eaf7_1104_4e91_84c5_6b3bf2 383a0d_122_1047lo.jpg)
buy several nice cars, give to charity, have a few people killed, make sure my wife and kids are financially secure, support this forum, have a kfc in my garden, buy loads of watches and cameras.
pay Vanessa Blue, charmaine sinclair, michelle thorne and several other big busted ladies to indulge me in every dirty perverted fantasy that ive ever thought of since the age of about 11.

[chupachups]

invest in viagra shares

compete with heff, as to who has the best parties :D

[Leprechaun]

After this (http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t57416-h5n1-bird-flu-mixed-with-human-flu-released.html) news: Buying Baxter International, destroying "accidentally" their labs and kicking their asses "accidentally" directly to the moon! Such careless dumbasses play Russian Roulette with our civilization!

[dai]

I would donate it to the goverment on the proviso that it is only used to help bale out the banks, as long as they promis not to waste it on health or education.

[casiosk1]

I would redistribute it to a superior being that would look good & sound good whilst He leveled the playing field.

*twitch*

[slowdiver]

Count it. Just to make sure it was all there.

[Wendigo]

Live like a Premiership footballer for a week......or so

['Zilla Joe]

I think if I had a billion... I'd do the same thing that Ceasar Tiberius did for his retirement from being the leader of the Roman empire...

Buy an island. Build a beautiful resort on it, entirely self-sufficient. Stock it with about 300 slaves (paid staff, these days) culled from all over the empire, chosen for their sexual skills and attractiveness, and just sit back for a 30 year long debauch. The rest of the world can go to hell if it likes.

[edgarcasey]

Not to mention the fact i`d maybe get more respect because i`m telling you " I don`t get no respect". When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru" , and my mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Even my pet let me down .What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.http://videodetective.com/photos/094/003970_18.jpg

Aahh, I tell ya, I don't get no respect, you know? No respect at all. Why, the other day I walked into a place to buy a suit... I told the salesman I'd like to see something cheap... He told me to look in the mirror!
I went to my psychiatrist... I said doc... I think I'm havin' suicidal tendencies. He said from now on ya pay in advance, okay??
My first time at the beach my old man gave the lifeguard $5 to keep an eye off me!
Once I told my old man: "Nobody likes me." He said, "Don't say that... Everybody hasn't met you yet!"
Even in the park I had no friends... I'll never forget the seesaw... I had to keep running from one end to the other.
Then I got older.... I went on a date... I told the girl I'd like to see what her apartment looked like. She drew me a sketch.
And the day I got married was really embarrassing. The judge said: "If anyone is against this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace." I looked around. Her family had formed a double line.


if i had that sort of cash i would leave this country and get myself a hareem of filipino girls to keep me happy, ha haOh yes, well, at least it'd be much much easier for me to go through all the necessary steps to bring my filipina honey (along with her two beautiful kids) back here Stateside with me!i know that not all chicks dig moneyAll chicks dig money.

[MaxJoker]

Live like a Premiership footballer for a week......or so


What you're going to have your brain removed ? :eek:

[Wendigo]

What you're going to have your brain removed ? :eek:

Not all of it, I have to leave the 10% that belongs to my agent.

[BigBucket]

Make my own epic movies the way i want it to and i guarantee they will be better than the generic shit we are daily forced fed with.

[tabler]

Probably drink myself to death very very quickly!:D

[molfluon]

I'd put a price on the head of every paperazzi and newspaper journalist who exploits the private lives of sometimes quite ordinary and innocent people and call it "Public Interest". Not to kill them just to pay for private investigators etc. to look into their lives and make it known to their relatives what they've been getting up to. Given their own lack of scruples there are I'm sure lots of tales to tell.

Ok you got me. Just kidding. I'd buy a big boat full of gorgeous female Scuba Instructors, name it SS Diana Wynn and shag my bollocks off. Then go Diving. Then I'd do a bit of Scuba if the visibility looked good.

[billybunter]

I'd just add it to the rest of my billions.

[bramley]

I`d probably go to Thailand, and get layed a billion times :)

[snorkie]

First I'd get the Porsche. Then I'd have my hip fixed. After the re-hab it's off to New Zealand for a heck of a lot of fly fishing. I'd stay there until all of the cousins, whom I previously had no idea existed, stop trying to contact me.


oops, almost forgot:

No respect, I tell ya. I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Halloween? That was no day at the beach. The parents sent their kids out looking like me.
One time I went into a hotel, I asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he felt up my wife.

[molfluon]

I would start a Ferrari collection

Me too. So I'd have something nice to drive to the airport and play with my Boeing collection. There's a cargo convertable business jet version of the 737 that I'm particularly interested in. You can swap out the flying gin and shag palace luxury interior in a few hours. Which will leave it as a cargo carrying plane.

Then if you like (I think the airframe can handle it) go for zero-g rides on the way back from your 3rd world aid missions.

After this with your environmental and humanitarian conscience assuaged a quick spray around the insides with industrial strength Febreeze to get rid of the Eau de Goat it's back in with the posh interior and on with the shagging.

Thus shall be the voyages of the Diana Wynn II

Airbus do the similar A319CJ a posh version of the one which thought it was a flying boat in New York.

[sydney1]

I'd put a contract out on Cliff Richard, I really would. Bada bing!

[charliedog]

I would buy The Internet and stream free classic porn 24/7 (for adults only)

[donnalangtonukmode]

nothing, absolutely nothing

[astronight]

Every single pennie I would spend on Sara Lynn! Give it all to her, just to see her smile.
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[Estreeter]

I'd spend one dollar and hope to become a billionaire again:D

[eddy3]

I'd spend some of it on wine, women, and song:- then I would squander the rest!

[dohupa]

I'd definitely spend a huge amount on the most beautiful escort in Europe and if she would fancy, also travel and go around places.

Get Du Pape wine at classy restaurants and spoil ourselves rotten. Not married here, but there's no way I would like having the wife along for this sort of trip.

[blondifan]

I'd like to party with two or three particular women I've admired for a long time, for a long time.
Okay, maybe five or sixty.
And a sweetie pie would be among them, dohupa would get my drift.

[MaxJoker]

Have decided i`d use the money to invest in cloning technology and then duplicate myself as many times as possible . Well i just want to bring more beauty into the world that`s all

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[brianwp]

Please..no...I'll give you another billion..

[blondifan]

Think Greenskulls onto something with investing in Cloning technologies.
Although instead of cloning myself I'd clone my harem, then three of the four could return to their children and I wouldn't have to argue with myself who's going to use the car, or survive on my megre earnings.

Clones eat clone food, right?

[buggeration]

If I had a billion, I'd do the same as I would if I had a million - but more often!

[Giacson]

This is definately a more interesting scenario for singles. The first thing I'd have to do is give all my imediate family members a million and tell the leechers among them not to bug me anymore. Next would be a stone mansion, built on no less than 1000 acres on the shore of my favorite lake. I'd spend long hours of cruising the waters in my custom designed, amphibious Ford GT built by Chip Foos, when I'm not flying my boat plane. I'd offer the property for lease to pro modeling photographers (worldwide) and learn the craft at the same time. That should get me started, along with guitar lessons from Eric Clapton between photoshoots.

[Estreeter]

:D:D:D:D:D
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Might as well:D

[edward126]

I would like to buy the advertising rights for the half time ad slot in the World Cup final. The most expensive time slots to buy with over half the world watching at the same time.
I would then stand in front of a blue screen with the names of everybody who has ever in the slightest offended me for what ever reason. We each have a dirty little secret, I would hire a number of investigators to find out the dirty little secret of the people who i want to publicly out. While their names are scrolling down the screen i would start to set fire to £50 notes and laugh as each name appeared and their secret. :D No real reason to burn the notes it's just that i can.

[Adam West]

Move to Tahiti (Bora Bora), but buy property in the following places:

Sunset Beach, Hawaii
Sedona, Arizona
Indianapolis (downtown - as it's always nice to have a home base and besides, I need a place for the 500)
London
New York

Buy my own Learjet and have enough jewels as a bribe in case I want a blowjob from one of the many lovelies who fancys me for my cash, LOL. If they want some, they are going to have to give some.

[slaphead]

Move to Tahiti (Bora Bora), but buy property in the following places:

Sunset Beach, Hawaii
Sedona, Arizona
Indianapolis (downtown - as it's always nice to have a home base and besides, I need a place for the 500)
London
New York

Buy my own Learjet and have enough jewels as a bribe in case I want a blowjob from one of the many lovelies who fancys me for my cash, LOL. If they want some, they are going to have to give some.

Don't forget a stylish apartment overlooking the lesmo curves at Monza and Rossi's Moto GP Yamaha as a shopping bike !!!!

[MaxJoker]

I`d find the most crime ridden area in England and buy a decent sized building slap bang in the middle of it , then with a hired army of professionals spread out through the area providing twenty four hour security and order. Also i`d start up soup kitchens and well monitored homeless hostels with health facilities , psychologists and party propaganda on tap. Open up teenager friendly places as well to help distract them from causing mayhem.

Will probably cost a few hundred million , but if I started now by April next year I should have risen my public profile enough to have a platform for the upcoming two horse race they call democracy in action .

Hey what i`m saying is

"I hope i can count on your vote fellow local members"

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[tamsmith]

I would like to buy the advertising rights for the half time ad slot in the World Cup final. The most expensive time slots to buy with over half the world watching at the same time.
I would then stand in front of a blue screen with the names of everybody who has ever in the slightest offended me for what ever reason. We each have a dirty little secret, I would hire a number of investigators to find out the dirty little secret of the people who i want to publicly out. While their names are scrolling down the screen i would start to set fire to £50 notes and laugh as each name appeared and their secret. :D No real reason to burn the notes it's just that i can.


A bit sad is it not???

Why not just bump them off?? Much cheaper.

[Futuro]

Buy Moog Modular, rubbergloves, earplugs and enough wires.

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[Estreeter]

:cool::cool:http://thumbnails25.imagebam.com/5541/987a0255401656.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/987a0255401656):D:D
Why not?

[CaptSerek]

One Billion Dollars <quick zoom> Hmm, first I would pay off my debts to creditors and friends/family, buy a nice home in the San Fernando Valley, Encino most likely, buy some cool toys like computers, plasma tvs and such, take care of my immediate family for life, then enjoy the rest of my life doing what I like.

[brianwp]

I`d find the most crime ridden area in England and buy a decent sized building slap bang in the middle of it , then with a hired army of professionals spread out through the area providing twenty four hour security and order. Also i`d start up soup kitchens and well monitored homeless hostels with health facilities , psychologists and party propaganda on tap. Open up teenager friendly places as well to help distract them from causing mayhem.

Well, bravo! Good for you, GreenSkull! When you step into that much cash, there has to be some philanthropy action going on. I know there's a lot of people and organizations I would love to help.

[blondifan]

Hey, I'd like to help out some of the hobos living down by the railway tracks too.

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:) ;) :D

[MaxJoker]

Well, bravo! Good for you, GreenSkull! When you step into that much cash, there has to be some philanthropy action going on. I know there's a lot of people and organizations I would love to help.


Exactly , although to make a real difference i would use it as hopefully a springboard to gain public recognition for my party (Which exists only in the mind). Sort of like them saying " What crime has virtually stopped in that borough and the birds are chirping in the trees again !, and who did you say was doing it ? "

:cool::thumbsup:


Hmmm guess i`d also need a party motto :D


"Death to traitors ! "

There i think that`s taken care of that , and if i ever got the chance i`d take care of several hundred MP`s who`ve put purse before principle :mad:

[scoundrel]

Well, bravo! Good for you, GreenSkull! When you step into that much cash, there has to be some philanthropy action going on. I know there's a lot of people and organizations I would love to help.I know there are plenty of people and organisations who would like to help GreenSkull with his philanphropic project, especially if he's paying their salaries and expenses...

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[gluten]

buy 1 billion dollars worth of mixed lollies

[dbailey]

Whole new can of worms this one.

Do we mean 10 to power 9 or 10 to power 12?

When I was a small boy in short trousers a billion was 1 and 12 zeros.

These days people use 1 and 9 zeros.

I couldn't even start to plan what to do with it all. In fact I think the most I could cope with is about £10 million and that only by passing £1.5 million lots out to 4 family members leaving me with 4 mill. I would retire, have a nice 6 bed house built with its own pool, when friends could come and stay and the rest I would spend on holidays and I would travel buisness class.

With a Billion, I might buy New Zealand;)

[brianwp]

Well, I didn't know that math had changed..I always thought that 1,000,000,000 was a billion. 1000 thousands are a million,1,000,000, and a thousand millions are a billion...1,000,000,000. So, 1000 billions would be a trillion, no? 1,000,000,000,000. Right?

[dbailey]

Well, I didn't know that math had changed..I always thought that 1,000,000,000 was a billion. 1000 thousands are a million,1,000,000, and a thousand millions are a billion...1,000,000,000. So, 1000 billions would be a trillion, no? 1,000,000,000,000. Right?

Ah erm, yes and no. This is math as in the USA.

a thousand thousands= 1 million (1 and six zeros)

a million millions= 1 Billion (1 and 12 zeros)

A billion billions= 1 trillion. (1 and 24 zeros)

In the english system you can not repeat the higest order multiplier hence

after a hundrend thousand would come a thousand thousand and this is where it changes to a million

Where a million in concerned, you can have 100 million, 1000 million and the next would be 10,000 million, 100,000 million then 1000,000 million is where it becomes a Billion.

so in the usa they had a wall street billion at 1000 million and not as above. It looks as though through the might of the US economy and the mighty US dollar that the rest of the world now calls 1000 million a billion.

Only old english farts like me still think of a mathematical billion as 1000,000,000,000. ;)

But I could have been wrong all along as I went to a state school. Maybe a math teacher could help me out here?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billion

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/billion

[scoundrel]

No dbailey, I think you are correct. The ''classic'' meaning of a billion is a million millions, but it is obsolete in modern usage, where we refer to a thousand millions as a billion, and a million millions are now a trillion. Why our language has changed in this respect I really couldn't say, but I just go with the flow and accept that it has.

[billybunter]

I let you all know when I get down to my last billion!

[brianwp]

Oh, I see. So that means that..that...is f`n weird! Goddamn it! You're telling me that math, a scientific constant, is different in other countries? How do our scientists ever relate to each other? So there's no billionaires in your country? Well, they might want to move here...because we've got a shitload of them! Try telling Bill Gates or Warren Buffett that they aren't billionaires. Bet they'll be a little disappointed. I really thought math was math, 1+1=2 in every country. Now that's a kick in the balls. No wonder our economy is so bad..we thought we were doing ok, but one of your guys told one of our guys...that we didn't have shit!!! And the economy collapsed!!!

[MrKinkade]

You know I was educated in England and since I attended school it was always MATHS ie in the plural sense so why is it in USA MATH in the singular ? just wondering :D

[dbailey]

You know I was educated in England and since I attended school it was always MATHS ie in the plural sense so why is it in USA MATH in the singular ? just wondering :D

In England we have Mathematics shortened to Maths. Physics is also plural.

The French versions Mathematique and Physique has no 's'. Perhaps the US version is from the French. They have a lot more variation based on all the other languages spoken at the time their country was developing rapidly. But I await a more scholarly explanation.


No wonder our economy is so bad..we thought we were doing ok, but one of your guys told one of our guys...that we didn't have shit!!! And the economy collapsed!!!

Don't worry fella, it took our economy with it and several banks had to be bailed out using tax payers money.:mad:

Best explanation of the whole fiasco is here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJmTCYmo9g

[rc_riddle]

I'd give up the overtime

[RjG57]

With a Billion, I might buy New Zealand;)

What will you do with the $999,999,999 in change.

[buttsie]

Buy my own Island and give the rat race the flick

[Liveonthescore]

What would I do if I had a billion dollars? Why, that's easy. I'd buy a million dollars! I've always wanted to be a millionaire.

[damp-patch]

I might stop writing the begging letters.

[MaxJoker]

I`d donate it to the Church of Scientology ,on the understanding that i got to hand the cheque over to Tom (Dark Lord) Cruise personally.

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Of course i`d sign the cheque with my alien name TaxedUpD`ass .

Hey i`m not stupid , i`ll need that billion to get the best legal advice possible to help strengthen my defense of

" I was so overwhelmed at meeting Hubbard`s chosen apostle i accidentally slipped ,and kicked his capped teeth down his throat , then snapped his midget arms off , and strangled him with his own hands "

;):thumbsup:

[eatenbyrats]

Pay a lot of taxes.

[Estreeter]

What would I do if I had a billion dollars? Why, that's easy. I'd buy a million dollars! I've always wanted to be a millionaire.

If you really want too be a millionaire, I've got an idea for ya
Give me $999,000,000, and we'll both be happy :D

[Xexemedes]

1 Billion American.....

Assuming the integrity of the global banking system is reasonably recovered (hahaha), and a very conservative return on investment at, say, 5% per year, 1,000,000,000 would return an annual income of 50 million a year, or 37 million after tax.

I would, with an annual income of 37 mill do a few things:

Year 1:

1. There are approx 5200 public schools in my state and, at this point, their art and music budgets are practically non-existent, so a donation of approx $3,000.00 per school per year would be allocated for art and music programs(obviously some schools get less some more)= $15,600,000 (tax deductible???;))

2. I would establish a TV station where the broadcast consists primarily of "good news": inspirational stories of people at their best; sure I would cover the horrors and inhumanities of the world as well, but I would offer counter point opinions as to solutions to the problems instead of just switching quickly to sports so everybody forgets. Start up costs approx 20,000,000 for year one-less as the station quickly becomes the #1 watched network and advertising dollars turn big profits from happy viewers.

3. 1.4 mill for the first year for bailing out myself, family and friends.

Conservatively, by year 5 the TV station should be profitable and my 20 mill annual input can be directed at acquisitioning vast quantities of land for tax exempt conservation status and small farm agricultural protection.

20 years later when the long term ripple effects of art, environment and humanity have me in line for a Nobel Peace Prize I will attend a gala luncheon where I will humbly pick up a cold, greasy salad fork and stab G.W. Bush right through the eye.

[buttsie]

I`d donate it to the Church of Scientology ,on the understanding that i got to hand the cheque over to Tom (Dark Lord) Cruise personally.

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Of course i`d sign the cheque with my alien name TaxedUpD`ass .

Hey i`m not stupid , i`ll need that billion to get the best legal advice possible to help strengthen my defense of

" I was so overwhelmed at meeting Hubbard`s chosen apostle i accidentally slipped ,and kicked his capped teeth down his throat , then snapped his midget arms off , and strangled him with his own hands "

;):thumbsup:

With a billion dollars I would have thought you'd be setting up your own sect Greenskull

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Run in the manner of Jimmy Swaggart or James bakker with the inevitable I have sinned

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Which secretary will be taking your dictation today

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[knobby109]

Spend a load on booze and women, then waste the rest.

[Alvin Lucifer]

I would do NOTHING with it. I'd live in a shanty with the stash buried 20 feet below. Why? Because I'm a dirty rotten prick!

;)

No, I'd consume as much pussy and MJ as humanly possible. They say, "Oh yeah, well, you'd get sick of it after a while." I'll be the judge of that, thank you!

What would I really do? Well, some of the above for sure, but I think I would move out of the U.S., possibly to New Zealand. I would be a nice house and a flashy car or two. Beyond that, I'd like to set up some kind of charitable fund to help some folks out. I wouldn't give a nickel to the U.N. I'm not Ted Turner for chrissakes. I'd set up a fund specific enough to make palpable differences in people's lives. I mean, you're never going to stop all war and famine no matter how much money you dump into it, but perhaps with a billion dollars aimed in the right directions, I could create opportunities for benevolent souls to work in that direction.

[MaxJoker]

With a billion dollars I would have thought you'd be setting up your own sect Greenskull


A Sect ? , there`s no point i tried that last time i was here and they crucified me , in the press.

Nah if anything i`d set up an armed militia , their first order

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To get rid of those damn village people wannabes at my feet :mad:

[BigBucket]

I'd buy the rights to all the bestTV shows soHollywood would'nt be able to cock them up in remakes.

[donny1]

Probably go part time at work

[biggold80]

Move to Bel Air...

[MaxJoker]

Move to Bel Air...

If you mean what i think you mean by that ? ,then i`m starting up a collection for you straight away :D

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[gordian_knot]

Buy Man United, sell all their players, sell Old Trafford, run up huge debts, get them relegated to the Conference, then retire. :D

But the Glazers might do it for me with any luck ;)

[groovesection]

I would blow the lot on hookers, cocaine, alcohol & weed.

[RjG57]

If I had a billion $
1. I'd go thru VEF and find all the most f**kable pornstar and offer them an obscene amount of money to take private photoshoots, and then post them on VEF.
2. I'd pay for a competition for VEF members, where the winner gets to do his favourite pornstar.
3. Pay an obscene amount for some still hot retired pornstars to do one final private photoshoot. eg Danni Ashe, Traci Topps, Christy Canyon, Asia Carrera, etc.

[groovesection]

I agree ^^
I would certainly offer Sophie Moon & Ellen Saint obscene amounts of money to come out of retirement with "me" :D

[alman]

Retire a very happy man!

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Buy a billion lottery tickets.

I'm a greedy bastard.

[slaphead]

Give it to Gordon Brown for more benefit scroungers to have....

[mes1127]

To the originator of this thread. Can you phantom what a billion dollars is? Most of us can't.

[Nobody1]

A castle made of pure gold and a rocket car.:thumbsup:

http://nuncahubounavez.googlepages.com/chester2.jpg

.......Yesss !!!

[MaxJoker]

To the originator of this thread. Can you phantom what a billion dollars is? Most of us can't.

I`m taking it you`re using the term "Phantom" in place of show , as in you want me to show what having a billion looks like :confused:

In which case i reckon it`s something like this

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Although i could be wrong.
Mind you if i am i`ll give you a fiver not to tell me.

[billybunter]

I'd install a jukebox in the VEF bar and buy all members a pint:D

[Estreeter]

I'd install a jukebox in the VEF bar and buy all members a pint:D

Just one?

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Just one?

Good point, mvasilj - I'd be up for a night-long session.

Any other takers?

[Estreeter]

Should I all of a sudden have a billion, I know I wouldn't quit my job. I got a better plan. I'd come too work, not tell anybody of the fortune, then I'd see just how long it took too get fired. By that I mean continually foul up, make mistakes, arrive late and generally be lazy.
Then when your employer has had enough and fires ya, I'd light up a $100 note and smoke it in his office as he is firing ya :cool:
Then tell him about your fortune, and also let him know as he faces the Monday to Friday work day blues, you'll be sipping Pina Collada's while swinging in a hammock on some beach in the Bahama's :D

[smallblock]

Throw-up first of all, then start to cry I reckon!

[Oswald]

As I understand it a thousand million is a billion. A billion what? A billion pounds (Sterling), a billion US dollars, a billion Euros. Whatever the figure is it is a huge amount. I'd keep a couple of million and give the rest away to some deserving charity. :)

[sydney1]

I'd install a jukebox in the VEF bar and buy all members a pint:D

This is weird, sort of a Johnny Vegas moment.. A virtual pub! brilliant. Righty ho, Mr Bunter, Mine's a 'point' of Guinness with a Jameson's chaser and on the jukebox... wracking brain..O.K. here's one to put on:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQvUBf5l7Vw

Just make sure that Begby isn't comin', you know he can be a bit of a hand-full:rolleyes:

[sydney1]

Oh, one more thing I'd put a fat contract out on Ricky Gervais.:mad:

Any of you 'goodfella's' have Tony's phone number I've just had a thought...:D

[billybunter]

I might stretch to a dart board and a pool table. And a taxi home:D

[blatt]

:) Right now if i had it im feeling i`d buy Chelsea and spot weld the gates shut never to open them again. Thatd wipe the smile off the total toss who sits two seats away from me and hasnt stopped loudly going on about `his` victory these last couple days.Not that me locking the gates would upset him since i dont think hes ever been to an actual live game :)

[fleetwood77]

Have everyone I went to school with kneecapped, pay someone to stop smoking for me and, while he's doing it, move to somewhere where the pace of life is slow and there's no one there I know and sit and dream all day and try to work out exactly where everything went wrong.

[Pepper II]

I'd buy VEF and ban Pimp & Host!

[IronMan]

First thing I'd do is go to the bank and ask to change the bill for pennies. Either that or live at the Bunny Ranch for a year perhaps?

[MaxJoker]

Have everyone I went to school with kneecapped


What you mean everyone you went to school with didn't hang themselves before the final year ?

Now there's some strong willed people ;)


Me i`d create a long island ( A few big bribes in the right pockets should cover any legal problems) inbetween Dover and France , would call it Frangland.
Set up a massive unregulated financial sector city , and wait until every major trader and bank corporation in the world had set up permanent residence there.

Then sink it :cool::thumbsup:

[blatt]

I would pay for massive liposuction over my whole wobbly body , then a limo to take me to my local burger king. A burger king i have already bought and put on special 24 = 7 opening service just for me :) Think i have had one boddington too many sorry :) Should be thinking of helping those less fortunate then myself with that money i know :) Then since im married to one of the biggest pains in england id be amazed if there was anyone else less fortunate :)

[nevermind]

I would pay for massive liposuction over my whole wobbly body , then a limo to take me to my local burger king. A burger king i have already bought and put on special 24 = 7 opening service just for me :) Think i have had one boddington too many sorry :) Should be thinking of helping those less fortunate then myself with that money i know :) Then since im married to one of the biggest pains in england id be amazed if there was anyone else less fortunate :)

Burger King...???? :confused:

Why not straight to the Heart Attack Grill..!!! I read about it yesterday.
At least after a while you have a good reason to go for another liposuction and a new heart.. :p
Married to the biggest pain in England.?
I'll send ya my wife over, to make a "wife exchange deal"....:cool:



No! not my wife,... we have a dishwasher...:D

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[snowy25]

I like to live fairly easy going life. If I had that sort of money then I think I would pay for someone highly skilled and with an excellent work ethic to take care of the private patient that I currently care for full time, and I would travel. I would give my apartment to a homeless person or family in need and I would travel staying in hotels or on yachts or wherever. I would never pack anything as I would always buy my clothes and stuff on the move and wherever I was staying. Once I moved on I would give them to a charity to distribute to those that needed them. The only thing I would buy are two season tickets to see both Barcelona and CSKA Moscow. I would then make sure that my daughter and my nieces were set up for life and any future generations after them.

I once had a lot of money and the feeling that I got from paying off 3 mortgages, giving a large chunk of change to charity and seeing the world with the last of my money was one I would love to experience again.

[IronMan]

Burger King...???? :confused:

Why not straight to the Heart Attack Grill..!!! I read about it yesterday.
At least after a while you have a good reason to go for another liposuction and a new heart.. :p
Married to the biggest pain in England.?
I'll send ya my wife over, to make a "wife exchange deal"....:cool:



No! not my wife,... we have a dishwasher...:D

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That may end up in a John Bobbitt situation. That gal certainly looks to be enjoying cleaning up that knife.

[billybunter]

I was on the phone with Paul McCartney, says he doesn't know yet!

[TheDogThatDidntBark]

While there are some things even £1,000,000,000 cannot buy I'd rather have the money than not :D

I have about 15 people I could call really close family other than myself; i.e. parents, siblings, cousins and their spouses. Give them each £15,000,000 so they have financial security for life.
Spread £25,000,000 among various charities that I hold dear.
Pay for private psychiatry, counselling, therapy, physical health care, diet & exercise regime and cosmetic surgery. Get all the damage caused by 40 odd years of life as a poor person, along with inherited health conditions, completely sorted out as far as technology allows.
Pay for further counselling, therapy, hypnosis, whatever it takes, to go through my entire life history and identify the times and places when I was most happy. Understand why they made me happy and itemise them.
Draw up a combined fantasy history of the ideal happiest life I could have had if by lucky chance were born into it.
Use the remaining money to design and implement a practical approximation to that life as far as technology allows; for example a nice place to live, a nice house to live in, hobbies, a collection of my favourite books, that sort of thing.
Plan an extended vacation in New Zealand, which (a) is green and pleasant in the way England used to be and (b) has legalised prostitution. Execute a campaign of one-week flings with the most beautiful high class escorts chosen to replicate the look of every woman I have ever fancied but each reimagined as if they were aged around 30. Omit the one who was my One True Love (tm) as it would desecrate my beautiful memories of her and that would suck.
Finally, return to academia and persue a PhD in my area of expertise instead of having to prostitute my intellect for sleazy business and grubby commerce.

Someone else already did the one about destroying Manchester United from within, so that's a few bob saved; cheers mate :thumbsup:

[MaxJoker]

Think i`d fund a political organization to help the people of my local community , maybe call the party Natural Adolescent Zero Immaturity Sociopaths. Bit of a mouthful though i guess . Suppose i`d have to come up with an abbreviated version for easy consumption http://i29.*******.com/oh5w9e.gif


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;)

[tony_grego]

Whow... a billion ...
I thing...
For first, buy a great bottle of mineral water from Montseny, freesshhh !!!... :p
Later go with my family and friends at our fav restaurant in the beach, (perhaps Casanova Beach Club, in Castelldefels, the favourite beach site of Mr.Ronaldinho in Spain) for a good dinner. Maybe change some euros in dollars to pay... Dollar is a good currency... :cool:
Of course, we're in a hot summer and think i need buy summer clothes, shirts, shorts, flops, ... :D
Drink a mojito full of crushed ice in my cuban friend's bar (well not only one...):thumbsup:
I don't like the sun. Don't like look like a prawn, as so much people in the beach, so i go to my fav bar (with air conditionned) to taste some cool combination, ... not ... a good czech beer cold ... (i'm sure not only one) :rolleyes: with some nice señoritas (not explain this to my wife, please) :o
Ah! and the police is not a problem in my country. He NEVER are when you need him... nor when not need it.

Salut !

[MaxJoker]

Seriously first of all i`d break the habit of five odd year recent lifetime and ring up my biological donor (Poppa) , plus the man and woman (Siblings) who share a modicum of chromosomes with my own genetic strain.

Let them in on the great news , and tell them i've donated the percentage i would have given them if they'd ever been semi normal to the NSPCC instead.

Then give a million to each of my friends.

Also a million to Louise Hodges ( Just for being )

Stop working.

Build an impenetrable tactical strike proof fortress somewhere nice in the West country.

Begin lobbying for West country independence.


For starters ;) :thumbsup:

[Estreeter]

For first, buy a great bottle of mineral water from Montseny, freesshhh !!!... :p

Just 1 :confused:
Hell, I'd but 1000 bottles of Moet and use it as mouth rinse when brushing my teeth :D



Then give a million to each of my friends.

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[tony_grego]

Just 1 :confused:
Hell, I'd but 1000 bottles of Moet and use it as mouth rinse when brushing my teeth :D
...-
[:D

I apologize for not explain completely :(
I said "one great bottle of Mineral Water ... :p
Then, surely I missed, since apparently I'm not very good with numbers, ... :o
and don't talked of the bottles of Cava (Catalan), wine, rum, whiskey, ... Oh! I have already lost again :mad:... forgiveness :D:D

Need that and more for the party was going to ride. (You know that you are almost all guests);)

Salut !

[Night Haunter]

Hire Ex-SAS and other Ex-Special Forces Soldiers to hunt down and eliminate all the Mr.Big's in the illegal poaching world, I know this sounds drastic but these people make a living from the death and suffering of some of the world's most beautiful beasts - basically they are bastards to a man and don't deserve to breath the same air as ourselves:mad:

[TF2C]

Buy every porn film ever made

[Forbin001]

Well the first thing Id do is get something to eat....steak and potatoes sounds about right after getting a billion. Then Id take a trip around the world, see some shit. Then Id invest in a clothing company when its small, people will always need clothes.


Then after that Id hire Britney Spears to blow me 24 hours a day. Werd.

[BustyEscortLovr]

I'd find out if a few actresses were escorts - starting with Christina Hendricks.
And I'd dump on a few charities (medical and children's mainly)- and find out if my CEO would fire my sh&tty boss.
And see if my brother's back could be fixed for any price.

[IronMan]

Give away what I could in order to avoid taxes, then buy a remote tropical island and create my own country, where I pay no taxes. :D

[tamsmith]

I would do a George Best.

"Spend most of it on birds, booze and fast cars and squander the rest".

[Estreeter]

After the last 4 days I worked
I'd dearly love to buy the company I work for and own it outright, then I'd really and dearly love too offer all of the current senior managers and managing director their current jobs back on the provision that they all personally apologize face too face to each employee for being a total asshole :D

If they can do that, they keep their jobs
Until I fire them a month afterwards just because I can :cool:

Then I'd sell the company too get the billion back and spend it on something more important, like 50 years worth of toilet paper or 1000 TV's etc..............:cool:

[Futuro]

50 years worth of toilet paper.

I had similar ideas too. Invest in future with no risk! :D

[victor meldrew]

Build a time machine, travel back to 1948, the year my parents purchased the house and have an inside toilet, with a light built. Going to the loo as a youngster was a nightmare, especially in winter freezing to death and on those blustery evenings and out goes the candle and your left in the dark.

[imracerx]

if i had that sort of cash i would leave this country and get myself a hareem of filipino girls to keep me happy, ha ha

Yeah- keep ya happy or stab ya in the neck with a rusty fork when you pissed 'em off......:eek:

[smutwerx]

I'd do many many things, but I'd never let anyone know I had it. They'd think I was just... comfortable.

[Estreeter]

I'd do many many things, but I'd never let anyone know I had it. They'd think I was just... comfortable.

Would ya at least buy your friendly, helpful, knowledgeable, caring, trustworthy and pain suffering VEF moderators a drink or 20 in a bar ?

[pharoahegypt]

would it be too vulgar to just say....... go get laid by the most expensive whore going (i hear sophie anderton is expensive), then go out, have a curry, and get totally shit faced........ then wake up with a big smile on my face, knowing i now call the shots for the other monkeys in my life...????!!!!!

[kelio]

I'd install a jukebox in the VEF bar and buy all members a pint:D

VEF bar?
Where is it?
I'm coming, the round is on me.

[superduder]

Re-start my Grandpaws Car Company "Pemberton Motors Company"
Run out of business along with cadillac by GM in 1923.
Then with the profits from that...

[Estreeter]

VEF bar?
Where is it?


In a galaxy far, far away :D
You'd have too spend quite a few billion getting there :(

But on the bright side, drinks are free for members who've never had a single post removed ;)

Which means we'll make a profit :D

[pharoahegypt]

well that's me f****d then..............!!!! looks like the round is on me, as usual....!!??

[Estreeter]

well that's me f****d then..............!!!! looks like the round is on me, as usual....!!??

5 Cognacs please :D
And don't forget too tip the bar staff, they gotta make their billion ;)

[blondifan]

... But on the bright side, drinks are free for members who've never had a single post removed ;)

I wonder how many members with maybe more than a hundred posts haven't had any removed?
Maybe some scoundrel?

What to do with a billion?

Well after I pay my power and phone bill, I may just have enough to buy an almost decent 2nd hand car.




Providing I never register or drive it. :mad:

[Estreeter]

What to do with a billion?

Well after I pay my power and phone bill, I may just have enough to buy an almost decent 2nd hand car.




Providing I never register or drive it. :mad:
The way our power bills have soared in the past 12 months, the only second car anyone will afford is
http://thumbnails29.imagebam.com/9920/da081599196354.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/da081599196354) :D:(:p

[smutwerx]

Would ya at least buy your friendly, helpful, knowledgeable, caring, trustworthy and pain suffering VEF moderators a drink or 20 in a bar ?

I think I'd have to buy you guys an entire bar of your own.

[Estreeter]

I think I'd have to buy you guys an entire bar of your own.

Don't feel pressured, But yes :D

[m100]

Sativa Rose, given the chance.

[Maurizio500]

A big palace and Two Yatches of course... one for my own pleasure and the second just in case the first get lost in some corner of my private pool :D:D:D

[MaxJoker]

Given Dover is for sale for 300 million i think i`d buy that , then declare independence , mismanage, starve and murder waves of the Doverian population , then just as it`s all going tits up ask for billions in aid , which once i received it i`d mostly bank offshore ,using the rest to spend on a militia to tighten my grip on the population even more :thumbsup:


Well it works for the African nations :rolleyes:


Hey i might even eventually get a knighthood from the Queen if i`m corrupt enough :cool:

[Peau Peep]

Spend it on women, drink, drugs and fun times.

I'd probably waste the rest.

[Road Dogg]

Start up my local football club which went bust last year and try to get them to the top before I die

[dbailey]

Previously I said that I would buy Newzealand.

But with the downturn in the economy and the US and A struggling.....

....I would buy...Florida.....:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[DEB JORDAN FAN]

Start My Own Professionel Cycling Team.

[MaxJoker]

I`d use it to buy the current coalition government :thumbsup:

Mind you i don`t actually have to break into it as , yes , i`ve got a quid in my pocket :D





- Explanation -


I`m saying they`re cheap and easily bought ;)

[Mal Hombre]

You'd get change too .

[mschaeffer33]

I'd create a Fresh Direct service based on impossibly beautiful girls and have delivery service exclusively to my address.

I might also ping Heather Graham and ask if she wanted to go roller blading.

I'd upgrade to anal from blowjobs. I'd also pay up for breast feeding.

[MaxJoker]

I probably just use it to finance what i`m already working on . My get rich quick book .

[Estreeter]

I'd make this sign real big and post it in my toilet
http://thumbnails36.imagebam.com/11239/80cfe0112386881.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/80cfe0112386881)

And stare at it while doing this :D
http://thumbnails29.imagebam.com/11239/4a5383112386888.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/4a5383112386888)

Because I can ;)

[whopper]

I don't need much money, having a good life in europe, small house, small car,
retired and just enough money for easy living.
My wish is to give some money to the poor parents of my fosterchild in SE Asia
Instead of living in a leaking wooden shed, I build them a decent house with water and electricity and a proper bathroom.
Imagine, $10.000 will do the trick.

[MaxJoker]

I don't need much money, having a good life in europe, small house, small car,
retired and just enough money for easy living.
My wish is to give some money to the poor parents of my fosterchild in SE Asia
Instead of living in a leaking wooden shed, I build them a decent house with water and electricity and a proper bathroom.
Imagine, $10.000 will do the trick.

Don`t forget to include a couple of bucks to fix your keyboard :thumbsup:


whopper
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;)

[Estreeter]

I don't need much money,

Great :thumbsup:
Then I'm sure you'll agree with my philosiphy,
Steal from the poor and give too the rich, what the poor never had, they wont miss ;)

[tony_grego]

I don't need much money, having a good life in europe, small house, small car,
retired and just enough money for easy living.
My wish is to give some money to the poor parents of my fosterchild in SE Asia
Instead of living in a leaking wooden shed, I build them a decent house with water and electricity and a proper bathroom.
Imagine, $10.000 will do the trick.

Don`t forget to include a couple of bucks to fix your keyboard :thumbsup:



;)

Great :thumbsup:

...
[B]Steal from the poor and give too the rich, what the poor never had, they wont miss ;)

I don't speak for anyone but if I'm sure, from what little I know the members of this forum, that the above comments (being made by very important people) are not felt by the majority.

Your intentions are noble, Whopper, and cannot need a billion to comply. Unfortunately, although this was not just a "game", other interest would always be more important than noble intentions.

Salut !

[Estreeter]

I don't speak for anyone but if I'm sure, from what little I know the members of this forum, that the above comments (being made by very important people) are not felt by the majority.


OK, OK,
I'll give them a dollar back, each,
Hmm and charge them 10 points interest a week :D

[danton]

Give it away. Seriously. Money you haven't worked for and do not deserve should never rule your life. Mind you, if I were a lot younger I dare say I would think differently.

According to Richard Ellmann, Oscar Wilde's biographer, The Marquis of Queensbury (he of the famous boxing rules and a terrible human being) left his two hated sons (Alfred, Lord Douglas and Francis, Viscount Drumlanrig) all his great fortune in the certainty it would destroy them both. It did.

[MaxJoker]

I`d buy Ed Miliband a personality :thumbsup:

http://img134.imagevenue.com/loc207/th_44519_ed_miliband_123_207lo.jpg (http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44519_ed_miliband_123_207lo.jpg)


Which considering just how empty , charisma free and vacant he currently is would probably leave me with enough change for a bag of monster munch :(

[nevermind]

I'd create a Fresh Direct service based on impossibly beautiful girls and have delivery service exclusively to my address.

I might also ping Heather Graham and ask if she wanted to go roller blading.

I'd upgrade to anal from blowjobs. I'd also pay up for breast feeding.


Pay... :confused: You should get payed for those things.. :thumbsup:
You can get all of that for free these days, you know...!!

Let me know if you still want to pay.. Maybe i can arrange something... :p
(No i'm not Heather Graham)


.

[blondifan]

Firstly, i'd buy a Gold Lame bikini! :)




Not just any Gold Lame bikini, but this one. http://thumbnails30.imagebam.com/11602/9d378c116013137.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/9d378c116013137)

Then i'd ensure that she never wore any form of clothing, ever again. :thumbsup:
Aside from my 24/7 camsite, I'd have a one person motor cycle courier service. http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/11602/76b0b2116013390.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/76b0b2116013390)

Deliveries may be a little slow. ;) The slower they are, the more it costs. :rolleyes:

[pnnbaa]

Buy a giant yacht and have courtesans delivered to me daily along with lobster and caviar. Spend all my time going around the world and scuba diving. And have a rocket launcher and all sorts of defense systems to ward off pirates, and an escape sub (as well as the obligatory helicopter, of course.)

Then, if the purchase and lifetime maintenance of this doesn't consume the whole billion, do some angel investing in clean energy companies. However I'm not sure the whole billion wouldn't be needed for the optimistic estimate of another 40-50 years of life I might live, what with all the staff such a ship would require (captain, mechanics, chef, stewards, doctor, rotating courtesans, etc)

Selfish? Heck yea. Maybe I could delude myself like the republicans do and say the money was trickling down to the staff who works for me and all the R&D for the yacht and stuff.

[Estreeter]

I'd buy the rarest and most expensive Rolls Royce, join the Rolls Royce owners club, don my tweed jacket and when arriving at my 1st meeting I'd love to come there and travel at a speed sufficient enough for me too pull on the handbrake and throw it into a wall sideways :D
Get out, scratch my head, and say too the members "What a jolly good show that was chaps" :D

Then go back to my villa, sit upon my solid gold toilet and read Mad Magazine for a few hours :D

[blatt]

I would spend it on cloning myself so i would have somebody almost semi intelligent to talk to when i got home of an evening :):):):thumbsup:

[Hazem_zoom]

I think I posted here before but I still wanna do something if I had that cash.

I would try to turn back time,to not loose dear friends because I was a jerk,
I would not ignore a babe who admired me and I could win her forever but I was a fool and ignored it all .
I wish I could turn back time ,very honestly.
am dreamin' yeah I know. No cash-how great it is-can give you what you really want with no lies :(

[blatt]

I would buy all of our forests that we already own but that the lousy government is looking to sell off to whoever for whatever . Id buy them all and sign them back over to the population as they own them we own them, and their and my ancestors going back for hundreds of years died for them and to protect the soil they stand in !
How can a government just sell off our nations land anyway or our utilities for that matter , damn thatcher milk snatcher :mad:
Yes im old enough to remember that tag :o:):):thumbsup:

[Davemetalhead]

"We" haven't owned the forests since pre-Norman times. They've pretty much always been crown lands.

[blueballsdc]

I would spend it on cloning myself so i would have somebody almost semi intelligent to talk to when i got home of an evening :):):):thumbsup:

I would rather spend the money on cloning a few supermodels.

[Davemetalhead]

I'd buy Manchester United.

Then sack Fergie and sell the top players. Install myself as the manager and only pick players over the age of 35. Play a 2-3-5 formation just as we used to at school.

Wonder how long it would take to get relegated? :D :thumbsup:

[MaxJoker]

I'd buy Manchester United.

Then sack Fergie and sell the top players. Install myself as the manager and only pick players over the age of 35. Play a 2-3-5 formation just as we used to at school.

Wonder how long it would take to get relegated? :D :thumbsup:


Probably a lot longer than it would take before you were found hanging from the south stand :D

[Mal Hombre]

Probably a lot longer than it would take before you were found hanging from the south stand :D
By the neck,if You're lucky......:D

[Joszka]

I'd buy this forum, or at least I could be main sponsor and then change a few rules about allowed hosts :rolleyes:

[billybunter]

I would buy a new Tardis. The one I have now failed the MOT.

[tamsmith]

Do a George Best. Spend most of it on women and booze then squander the rest.

[swamp thing]

I'd pay off one billion of americas 14 trillion debt. There's 1000 billions in one trillion.

[eatenbyrats]

Pay a lot of taxes.

[Jack Keroact]

1. make all my family wealthy, even the ones I don't like
2. hire a staff of uninhibited women all medically checked, all types and shapes
3. every month give a million away to a tragic, desperate family just because with money you lose yourself completely
4. troll like hell because with that kind of money you can tell anyone to fuck-off
5. buy a house in Switzerland so I can live near my bank and yoodle when I feel happy

[meegan01]

I think I'd buy a house in pretentious middle class neighbourhood and use it as an ash tray.

[MaxJoker]

Put it all on red 19 and let it spin.

Well what the hell it`s only money :rolleyes:

[billybunter]

I'd get a job in Tescos stacking shelves and keep telling the press etc that the money hasn't changed me!:rolleyes: My holiday will be to the same shitty sea-side town where it always rains, and you can buy pork pie hats that say "kiss me quick" and we will travel in my seven year old car, just as good as the day I bought it out of the paper.

[imracerx]

Ever seen the American sit-com "The Beverly Hillbillies"? Yeah, just like that, 'cept with more moonshine and chronic.....:D:eek:


http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/w/n/J/y/wnJy/jethro1_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7717732-original.html)
http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/w/n/J/C/wnJC/jeth2_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7717736-original.html)

[mizlaplan]

I'd have two main uses for my billion quid:
1) Every now and then I'd convert all my shares, bonds, etc into £1,000,000,000 worth of £5 notes. I'd have all 200,000,000 of the notes placed in a very large sealed room which I would enter and proceed to throw fistfulls of notes into the air with cries of joy:)
2) Every now and then I'd convert all my shares, bonds, etc into £1,000,000,000 of £1 coins. Which I would drop on annoying people like Cowell and Ian Hislop. The media would report: "At least they died well off";)

[imracerx]

I'd pay off one billion of americas 14 trillion debt. There's 1000 billions in one trillion.

Is that to say that you'd become a LOBBYIST?????:eek::confused::(

[shodan2011]

If I won a Billion I'd:

1. Never pay tax again. :thumbsup:
2. Never work again. :thumbsup:
3. Buy Walsall FC lock stock and barrel and make sure that people like Jeff Bonser go nowhere near the club again. :thumbsup:
4. Make sure that loved ones never have to scrimp and save again. :thumbsup:
5. Never have to worry about ANY bills ever again. :thumbsup:
6. See Iron Maiden whenever, wherever I wanted. :thumbsup:

[cuzzyman927]

Anything - I - Want - To!!!:D:cool:;):p:thumbsup:

[MaxJoker]

If I won a Billion I'd:

What what :eek:

1. Never pay tax again. :thumbsup:

To manage that you`d have to keep it in cash and never buy anything .

2. Never work again. :thumbsup:

I don`t know as trying spend that much would be quite an exertion.

3. Buy Walsall FC lock stock and barrel and make sure that people like Jeff Bonser go nowhere near the club again. :thumbsup:

Walsall have a club :confused:

:rolleyes:

4. Make sure that loved ones never have to scrimp and save again. :thumbsup:

Thanks brother , that`s mighty Jake of you :D

5. Never have to worry about ANY bills ever again. :thumbsup:

So you`re going to kill everybody named William :confused:

6. See Iron Maiden whenever, wherever I wanted. :thumbsup:

Huh :eek:

I mean sure it`s your money , but why waste it on this blinkered betraying bitch :confused:

http://img131.imagevenue.com/loc135/th_88303_margaretthatcher_123_135lo.jpg (http://img131.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=88303_margaretthatcher_123_135lo.jpg )


:rolleyes:

[RjG57]

A billion dollars.

1. Well I'd start by hiring an arsonist to burn down all the mansions of every member of the board of directors of all our major banks. See how they like living in a hovel, greedy bastards.
2. Take out contracts on most of our fat assed politicians, won't be much crying at their funerals.
3. Generally make life difficult (one way or another) for any asshole who made life difficult for the real decent people of this world.
4. Give Greenskull a gift certificate for a procedure by a plastic surgeon of his choice to ensure that his handsome and tastefull green appearance is maintained, if not improved upon.
5. And finally, buy a really, really, really nice supply of white wine (don't like reds) to have with my dinners! Maybe a nice after dinner port too, if I have any money left!!!

[dogsbreath]

Live happily ever after.

[billybunter]

I'd make sure Mrs BB was under no illusions as to who owns the money:rolleyes::D

[Warren G]

I'm really not being pretentious, here, but I would really love to give a lot of it away.

First of all, I have a lot of friends who I know are having a hard time of it. A billion dollars? I would love to buy them all a nice house, to begin with. Then, at least a million in the bank, so they wouldn't have to worry about the upkeep.

Of course, I'd want to take care of my kids...but I wouldn't want to just give them a fortune. I'd buy them a house, and maybe get them started in a business, and take it from there. But then they would have to make it on their own, I don't want them to become worthless rich pieces of shit. They need to retain the work ethic.

But not me. :D I've already seen that movie. I would buy houses in NYC, LA, and St. Augustine. I don't have a lot of time left, so my wife and I would fill our time travelling...England, of course, California, (I've lived there, but she's never been there), Italy, Germany, etc. etc.

Then, I would die. But that would be ok.

[blondifan]

3. Generally make life difficult (one way or another) for any asshole who made life difficult for the real decent people of this world.


I'd like to nominate Bill Gates as a prominent asshole.
Could be a source of some capital as well, particularly as he's not leaving any for his kids.

And seeing as he is now occupied in inventing a 'better' toilet (knowledge gleaned from Vista?),
I'd certainly nominate him. Wonder if Apple Mac will follow with a more user friendly 'icrap'?

http://news.yahoo.com/bill-gates-reinvent-toilet-193330648.html

[haroldeye]

I'd make sure Mrs BB was under no illusions as to who owns the money:rolleyes::D

Billy if your Mrs is anything like most other peoples (including mine) I can promise you she would not have any illusions about ownership.

[billybunter]

Billy if your Mrs is anything like most other peoples (including mine) I can promise you she would not have any illusions about ownership.

Ever here of hitmen:D

[Road Dogg]

I would make and star in my own mainstream movie, get a load of cameo's in and see it crash and burn, go to opening night and watch everyone pan it, don't know why, just reckon it would be a laugh and think fu*k it.....if you think that was bad, wait for part deux :rolleyes:

Also set up my own photography studio photographing all my favourite centrefolds/pornstars and women on the street, i'm sure the money won't be an issue, tempt a few back into posing for 'one last time' My HDD would be the size of my bedroom with all the content.

[Estreeter]

When I was a kid, my mates and I had a thing and asked what would you do if you had $10, with that amount for a 10 year old in 1977 you'd be the equivalent of Mr Gates. Anyway, we always thought we'd by $10 worth of 1 cent lollies (candies) which meant you'd have 1000 of them :cool:

So what would I do with a billion today, I'd buy an island in the Caribbean, set up my hammock among 2 palms and send my butler to buy $100 worth of 5 cent candies :cool:

[doyle]

Hire a team of good lobbyists in Washington to deal with a number of problems that have gone past the crisis point: Cut back on immigration, enforce the laws, and get illegals out of the country.
Change that rubbish about "birthright citizenship", which gives the children of illegals the right to stay. No more chain immigration.
Get the US out of all foreign wars. Put the troops on the Mexican border where they're needed.

[Jeff Vader]

1. Laugh my balls off.

2. Tell frickin no-one. Not even myself.

3. Family, friends would not have to worry about anything financial again, but they'd never know it was me. Car loan? Gone. Overdraft ? Gone. Bills ? Paid. Mortgage ? Gone. Study Debts ? Gone. Trust funds for the nephews and nieces ? Sorted.

4. No interest in fast cars or suchlike, but I would love to have some property in Greece on one of the less touristy Islands, perhaps Milos. A nice stretch of land and build that house I've had in my head.

5. Go any damm-where I like, see as much of the world as I want, twice just to be sure, visit all those friends I never get to see much off.

6. I'v always fancied trying to write a book, so I'd have the opportunity to do it now. I don't care if it never got published, it's the challenge of writing it is what appeals.

[methosivanhoe]

1. laugh maniacally

2. keep it private, don't want begging letters flooding through my door for the next millenium

3. buy a night club and convert it to a jazz / blues club with open mic nights for all musicians / bands around that want to give it a go

4. fund research into nanotechnology for medical / technological purposes

5. enjoy life

M

[Drella]

What wouldn't I do?

For starters, I would decree that a house be built entirely out of marble. On the lawn of my estate, I would erect a statue in my own likeness with a fountain spurting from my ..well, draw your own conclusion. Ew, no, not there. Jesus. My fridge would be stocked with the finest glacial runoff water money could buy. I would order that it be lightly seasoned with the blood of polar bears and the tears of Inuit children for a crisp, refreshing taste of the arctic. I would spend every weekend chartering my own jet, or sailing the Aegean sea with George Clooney, using caviar for sunblock and his salt and pepper eyebrow hair for my personal hand fan. Shortly into my new-found exorbitant lifestyle, I will (probably) develop a crippling addiction to cocaine (thanks, Clooney), and an unhealthy fetish for pygmies (thanks again, Clooney) that would ultimately cost me my wealth. The rest of my days would be spent penniless, selling flapjacks at a diner in Minnesota. That would be a wild 2 weeks, though.

[-Charon-]

Hire a team of good lobbyists in Washington to deal with a number of problems that have gone past the crisis point: Cut back on immigration, enforce the laws, and get illegals out of the country.
Change that rubbish about "birthright citizenship", which gives the children of illegals the right to stay. No more chain immigration.
Get the US out of all foreign wars. Put the troops on the Mexican border where they're needed.

Do I sense a little hostility here??????? :mad:

[-Charon-]

........... Retire.!!

Then I would probably be too confused with all of the options I would have to be able to do anything right away. :confused:

But I'm sure I would eventually come up with something good. ;)

[lung4_haa1]

........... Retire.!!



exactly what i was going to say...beachfront property somewhere in a tropical country. life would definitely be really grand.:thumbsup:

[sweatyhat]

Apart from making sure my family were financially secure and buying a nice house, I would be a philanthropist. I'm sure my old schools could use some help and I'd like to improve the facilities in my home town. My only condition would be that I remain anonymous.

[Baxter49]

Purchase stock in VEF or buy it outright, what else?

[donny1]

Pay the Council Tax ( bit late this month )

[Davemetalhead]

Hire a team of good lobbyists in Washington to deal with a number of problems that have gone past the crisis point: Cut back on immigration, enforce the laws, and get illegals out of the country.
Change that rubbish about "birthright citizenship", which gives the children of illegals the right to stay. No more chain immigration.
Get the US out of all foreign wars. Put the troops on the Mexican border where they're needed.

You do know that the USA was build on immigration, right?
You do know that the melting pot of races has given the US the power it has, right?
You do know that a huge amount of the menial jobs considered too crappy for Americans are done by immigrants, right?
You do know that isolationism is a sure way to stagnation, right?

You do know that unless you're a Native American, then you're an immigrant, right?

[daddyrock]

Try To Live Like Hugh Hefner, All Those Blazing Hot Women All Over The Place Would To Me Be Like Heaven On Earth. You See, I Love Women,Always Have, Even When I Saw Them With There Clothes On. But So Many Years Ago (Thats Why I Like This Forum)I Saw Them In An Old Mag. With Very Few Clothes On Or Even Naked And To This Day Kaboom .Women Are Just FANTASTIC.I Would Love The Opportunity To Meet As Many Great Looking Women As Possible, Before It's Too Late To Have Fun With Them. Not Just Young Girls But I Mean Women From 28- 70 ,They Can All Be Different ,But All Can Be Sexy In There Unique Ways.

Travel With My Favourite Sports Teams, Golf On The Worlds Best Courses With Lessons From The Best Pros.

Be The All Seeing, Generous Person My Family And Friends Deserve.

Try Not To Kill Myself With Fast Cars And Personnel Jets And Faster Women.

Start My Lifes Long Dream To Meet Really Famous People, But Then With That Kind Of Cash Trust Me People Would Be Finding You,Always Wanting Something.
Hold Everything, Just Let Me Dream A Little Longer, Please. Oh Ya, Sex Drugs And Rock n' Roll As My Generation Would Say!

[mart363]

I'd give it all to Joanne Guest, because she's f**king gorgeous.:D:D

[Davemetalhead]

Try To Live Like Hugh Hefner, All Those Blazing Hot Women All Over The Place Would To Me Be Like Heaven On Earth. You See, I Love Women,Always Have, Even When I Saw Them With There Clothes On. But So Many Years Ago (Thats Why I Like This Forum)I Saw Them In An Old Mag. With Very Few Clothes On Or Even Naked And To This Day Kaboom .Women Are Just FANTASTIC.I Would Love The Opportunity To Meet As Many Great Looking Women As Possible, Before It's Too Late To Have Fun With Them. Not Just Young Girls But I Mean Women From 28- 70 ,They Can All Be Different ,But All Can Be Sexy In There Unique Ways.

Travel With My Favourite Sports Teams, Golf On The Worlds Best Courses With Lessons From The Best Pros.

Be The All Seeing, Generous Person My Family And Friends Deserve.

Try Not To Kill Myself With Fast Cars And Personnel Jets And Faster Women.

Start My Lifes Long Dream To Meet Really Famous People, But Then With That Kind Of Cash Trust Me People Would Be Finding You,Always Wanting Something.
Hold Everything, Just Let Me Dream A Little Longer, Please. Oh Ya, Sex Drugs And Rock n' Roll As My Generation Would Say!

Maybe you could also take lessons on how to type without using capital letters in Every Single Word!



Sorry, couldn't resist ...:p

[sweatyhat]

Try To Live Like Hugh Hefner, All Those Blazing Hot Women All Over The Place Would To Me Be Like Heaven On Earth. You See, I Love Women,Always Have, Even When I Saw Them With There Clothes On. But So Many Years Ago (Thats Why I Like This Forum)I Saw Them In An Old Mag. With Very Few Clothes On Or Even Naked And To This Day Kaboom .Women Are Just FANTASTIC.I Would Love The Opportunity To Meet As Many Great Looking Women As Possible, Before It's Too Late To Have Fun With Them. Not Just Young Girls But I Mean Women From 28- 70 ,They Can All Be Different ,But All Can Be Sexy In There Unique Ways.

Travel With My Favourite Sports Teams, Golf On The Worlds Best Courses With Lessons From The Best Pros.

Bernie Eccleston?

[neverman10000]

Make my friends happy and my enemies jealous!

[Hot Solar]

I'd spend half of it on "wine , women and song" and then I'd spend the other half foolishly

[MaxJoker]

Make my friends happy and my enemies jealous!

Very well put , my good generous friend ;)

Which reminds me have you lost weight recently :eek:

You look fantastic :D:thumbsup:

[buttsie]

I'd become a professional browser and see how many uptight twats i can upset
before buying the company and firing a few of them

"Just Browsing"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv93lWMAsoY

or maybe I'd go back to school to get an education


Contemporary American History
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bfgrj_62-Y&feature=related

[Blue126]

I would make good old classic porn films, like back in the 70's and 80's, but with the help of the knowledgeable people on this forum...how could we go wrong!:D of course I would give a substantial discount to members of VEF;)

Open a VEF theatre to show our classic films we have made....and then party, party,party!

[ultrawildcat]

with a billion, I would hire a financial counselor, the most recommended most highly respected i could find, invest half of it in a diversified portfolio for growth, the other half i would buy property, put acreage around me to keep the world out, hire an entire female staff to run the house with the understanding that their duties dont stop at cooking and cleaning, but include servicing the master of the house whenever he wants it

[Estreeter]

I would hire a financial counselor
Hire one :confused::confused::confused:

I'd buy a hundred of them ;)

[dbailey]

I have always fancied a Greek Island, maybe I will buy one, hell maybe I will buy the lot...and the mainland........:D

I would make good old classic porn films, like back in the 70's and 80's, but with the help of the knowledgeable people on this forum...how could we go wrong!:D of course I would give a substantial discount to members of VEF;)

Open a VEF theatre to show our classic films we have made....and then party, party,party!

Could I come and work for you as the costume designer or art director. I just love ladies in Chanel suits and high heeled pumps and I could buy the hosiery in bulk, finest 5 denier tan and nearly nude with some black RHT to ring the changes. And we have to do some cheerleader movies but maybe this time the nerd gets lucky...I could play a good nerd

[SpermShooter]

I would get my old pickup truck painted and buy some really cool chrome mag wheels

[donny1]

Disappear :-)

[doyle]

Hire as many lobbyists as I could afford, to stop and reverse illegal immigration.

[TCO95]

That's such an enormous number nothing would be out of reach. If you could dream it you could afford it.

As for a financial analyst, all they would do is churn your account and earn themselves a load of commissions. If you bought something as safe as government bonds, which are currently paying 4.25% on a 7-year bond. You would earn $42,500,000 before taxes. You could live like a king without touching the principal.

[OtisOne]

You could live like a king without touching the principal.

Let's be honest and put things into perspective, shall we? In the course of human history how many kings had:
- Running water, including hot and cold (or a mixture) on demand.
- Fresh and preserved food, refrigerated, canned, dried, or frozen with virtually no chance that it isn't wholesome and nourishing. And at your fingertips.
- Central heating - no more shivering in a bearskin.
- A vast array of amusements, from (gasp!) books, to cable TV, to movies on demand to broadband (and VEF!).

True, most among us don't have courtiers to kiss our rings, or backsides. But, all told, we're the most privileged people this earth has ever known.

Every man a king...

Who needs a billion?