6 truths of life

[far_cue]

6 Truths of Life




1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.





2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.






3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.






4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.










5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.







6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.



I apologise about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...
:eek::eek::eek:

[iufrenchman]

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Wrinkles don't hurt

Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy