how old are you guys?

[ironmonkey]

Just wondering. myself, i am 26, and most of the stuff i like was recorded years before i was born. still i find it a lot more interesting than stuff that is produced these days...

i generally like most from the 20s to the 80s. i love the early stuff because of the gracefullness. the middle stuff because people look natural and look like they are enjoying themselves. also, a lot of the 50s, 60s and 70s stuff because of the settings. the penthouse stuff becuase of the good photography and the great settings. the amatur stuff because of the snapshot quality set in homes with all the stuff that made a 60s or 70s home so much more atractive than todays blant and boring homes and the rodox party shoots. and the vintage fetish stuff. i also like the 80s stuff with big hair and sunglasses. probably becuase that was the first porn i was exposed too.

the stuff these days are just horrible. sterile, unpersonal, rough and it doesn't look like anyone is having any fun at all... yea.. whatever...

it's too much to start rambling about. point beeing. im 26. i really like vintage stuff a whole lot more than modern "pro" porn and modern amatur porn... so i was just wondering about you other guys... is this stuff you remember from your "days of glory" or are there more like me, that like stuff produced from before you were born.... (sorry about the long post....)

[Bovon]

IronM - Gee, don't worry about being 26, I've got socks older than that!!

[ironmonkey]

Bovon: wow. thats quite impressive. all my favourite socks die after 6months. where do you get your socks from?!

im not worried about being 26 thou. just wondering how old you guys are, and if there is more like me. being to young to have been around when this stuff was produced, but still prefer it to modern stuff....

[Bovon]

IronM - I actually don't have socks, I've just never washed my feet/ankles since being a teenager!!

The thing that you correctly point out, and why VEF has over 100,000 members, is that after a while, modern porn just becomes boring. Once a model goes beyond a still photo, or worse still starts speaking dialogue, sh*t, it's time to switch off. That's why we are all here!!

I'm a lot older than you, by the way.

[donside]

IronM - I actually don't have socks, I've just never washed my feet/ankles since being a teenager!!

The thing that you correctly point out, and why VEF has over 100,000 members, is that after a while, modern porn just becomes boring. Once a model goes beyond a still photo, or worse still starts speaking dialogue, sh*t, it's time to switch off. That's why we are all here!!

I'm a lot older than you, by the way.

He, he, he, and I'm probably a lot older than both of you put together!

[herbsmith]

I'm old enough to remember watching porn movies in a regular theatre. Imagine seeing Anna Ventura getting naked on a screen 50X bigger than actual size.

[cooljcb]

I'm 44 but feel 25 - then i look in the mirror :(

[Deano!]

I'm 48 and still sex crazed. As I get older, the young ladies just seem to get hotter.

I remember reading an article in Hust*er (yes, I actually read the articles!) when I was about 28 claiming that after his mid-thirties a man's sex drive diminishes and he starts losing interest in women's bodies. Well, fear not younger men. I will still cross busy roads just to follow a pair of sexy legs in a short skirt - just as I did when I was 20.

I'm a disgrace!

[buggeration]

Knocking on a bit. Let's just say, I'm too old to die young

[Oswald]

I'm 47 - although sometimes in the morning I feel much older with my creaking bones. ;)

[Spanner]

To old to be a boytoy - to young for father complex...

[VallesMarineris]

42 here - Too Old to Rock and Roll, Too Young to Die.

[buggeration]

There is no such thing as being old. Age brings experience.

[kiwi]

Hey folks, I'm in the biggest group ... Kool

[40plus]

A wise person once told me you're as old as you feel, and if you can't feel you're too old.

Must find out if they're still alive.

Regards

40+

[SuperMachoMan]

I'm 31. I grew up reading my dad's old playboys from the late 60s thru the 70's, watched latenite cinemax softcore porn, remember the softcore edited playboy movies, and whacked off mainly to pornos from the late 70's through the mid 90's. My first video I can recall was watching my pop's betamax video of The Erotic Adventures of Candy. Still a great flick today for nostalgic value.

[Jeepster1973]

51. I read a great quote recently which seems to sum my view up - "inside every old person there is a young person wondering what went wrong".;)

[dhream]

When I was 26, someone said to me, "Youth is wasted on the young" I thought they were an arrogant old fart! Now, I really see what they meant... oh to have my mind now, in that body then. I fucked (IMHO) a lot of girls, but I should have had a crack at so many many more.... :p no regrets, apart from that one!

[euler]

I am 41. I am without any doubt NOT too old to rock, but I feel that I am too old to find shaved pussies attractive.

[bushgator]

After reading ironmonkey's post I have hope in the youth and our future once again. Thank you for having intelligence and taste....
now go out and have some sons to spread forth this ideal!

[MrKinkade]

48 here still can keep a good stiffy going, got into HC back in the eighties from my frequent trips to the porn cinemas in Italy Moana Pozzi was knock-out on the big screen!

[Sharkhunter]

37 going on 19. People say I look a lot younger than I am - must be all that wanking, which not only boosts your biceps but keeps you looking sprightly.

26 is young. When I was 26, most of the young models that are around today were probably still in middle school. Whenever I look at the first issue of Club I had the courage to purchase back in 1989 it's hard to imagine that many of those girls would be the same age or older than me. And if I had ever married one of them and had a kid that child would be the same age as some of the young models in this month's copy of Club. Scary shit.

Who am I trying to kid? I'm an old fart. ;)

[Drella]

I'm 23.

[Estreeter]

42:cool:

[tabler]

50 in November, going to go on an all day bender in Leeds (all invited if your in the area)
then having a week in New York.:)

[bushgator]

To answer your question ironmonkey, I believe it to be what you first experienced that turns you on. I was in first grade in 1969 when my best friend told me to close my eyes as he led me to a neighbors ( policeman ) tool shed. He opened the door and told me to open my eyes. I was in heaven (and hell as I was in catholic school). The tin walls of this lawnmower shack were adorned with centerfolds of 1960's playboy and penthouse as I saw big beautiful pubic mounds. Thus the bushgator was born. Needless to say I've never strayed from the curvy type of women with nice hair and bush. Although I do love all other types skinny, shaved, mature, small breasted. There was something great about 80's porn and I agree the new stuff can't compare.

[classic fan]

34 Years old and still feel 21 in mind lol

[tabler]

34 Years old and still feel 21 in mind lol

Dont we all mate, I'm nearly 50 and still feel 21, then I go and do something stupid like play 5 a side, or even worse sunday afternoon 11 a side, and I'm totaly fucked for 2 days afterwards.:D

[Estreeter]

Dont we all mate, I'm nearly 50 and still feel 21, then I go and do something stupid like play 5 a side, or even worse sunday afternoon 11 a side, and I'm totaly fucked for 2 days afterwards.:D

I've had 6 girlfriends in the past, 4 of them had kids, that stuffs ya, now that i swore i'd never get one with kids again. I'm 42 now i feel 25 again, not 60

[spectacles]

48
And old enough to remember when Girls in Mayfair showed their bush but girls in Club parted their thighs to show you "split beaver"
The Golden age of sex Late Seventies, Girls were on the pill and loved sex. Then came the eighties AIDs Herpes and all the other anti-social diseases and sexual liberation was over all too soon. But while it lasted.
F**k Me gently;)
Specs

[Sam Spade]

I'm 45, and wondering what the bloody hell happened to my youth :p

I still have all my own teeth and hair, although it's going a bit grey (i even found a grey pube today, how cruel is that?)


I can still be a toyboy, 'cos i ilke a nice plump granny once in a while ;)

[quacksacker]

Physically, I'm 43. Mentally, I'm 7.

[snorkie]

I've reached that age when I see a hot looking lass, I think "If only I were 10 years younger." Then it dawns on me that what I really mean is 20 years younger!

Anyone who hears me speaking of "long, straight wood" knows I'm talking about a golf club.

(No respect, I tell ya!)

True story: Not long ago, this attractive young waitress -thong undies wearing waitress - was very obviously flirting with me. All I could think was, "Do I really tip that well?"

[captpike]

I've reached that age when I see a hot looking lass, I think "If only I were 10 years younger." Then it dawns on me that what I really mean is 20 years younger!

Anyone who hears me speaking of "long, straight wood" knows I'm talking about a golf club.

(No respect, I tell ya!)

True story: Not long ago, this attractive young waitress -thong undies wearing waitress - was very obviously flirting with me. All I could think was, "Do I really tip that well?"

Same Here but I bring in candy and they love my for the night till the candy is gone

[jangler3]

I am 41. I am without any doubt NOT too old to rock, but I feel that I am too old to find shaved pussies attractive.

I guess that depends on the face that goes wi.....n/m.... FACES! :D LOL!!



I fall in the most vote category, 42.

[27cows]

39. I've always liked older women but thought that might change as middle age beckoned...but so far it hasn't.

[slowdiver]

I'm at the age where "oh my god, I'm old enough to be your DAD" is now a very real psychological barrier.

Or if you prefer: old enough to remember the moment when hope for the future metamorphosed into nostalgia for the past.

[bushgator]

Cheers! May you enjoy many more years admiring beautiful women.

[diane69]

early 40's. Act like I'm either 14, 20 or 70. When I complain about misuse of the apostrophe, or 'less' when it should be 'fewer', I feel real old. But I have a motorbike and a few RC cars and listen to (sometimes) My Chemical Romance. Go figure...

[yarnek]

He, he, he, and I'm probably a lot older than both of you put together!

Which may well put you and I in the same age bracket, senior citizens I believe we may be called. :D:cool:

[Terminator666]

old enough to know not to tell :p

[Jeff Vader]

Old enough to have more sense, but not old enough to care...

[tabler]

Old enough not to leave facetious posts, 49;)

[slaphead]

51 and still knocking 2 or 3 off each day....

Must find a woman one day,then I can do it once a year on my birthday !!!

I love the older woman,so imagine the wrinkles and spaniels ear tits I see...

[DTravel]

I'm old enough that when my friends put a trick, exploding candle on my birthday cake they had a special name for when I blew it out. What was it again? Oh yeah, The Big Bang.

[zab79]

I'm a young whippersnapper at 28

As a teenager me and my mates would buy top shelf mags from another friend who's dad owned a cornershop. Club International, Mayfair, Razzle etc from the mid 90's onwards, most of the models I like are from this era. Very little modern porn appeals to me, I prefer natural looking women, with real boobs and hairy fannies, thats why I like VEF

[billybunter]

I had to get my photo taken today for my driving licence renewal. Christ I look old! 45 going on 65.

[smallblock]

I'm 47 - although sometimes in the morning I feel much older with my creaking bones. ;)

I'm 43 and feel the same way!:D

[termite999]

I'm 46. No creaking bones yet....

But lots of saggy skin :(

[forgan]

I just turned 43.

Happy to see I'm not the oldest fart here :D

[imtrying]

I'm 44 and sometimes I'm not sure how I've made it this long. I love music from the 50's through the 70's. I grew up during the home video revolution of the 80's, so most of my favorite adult stars are of that era: Jeannie Pepper, Christy Canyon, Kristiara Barrington, Ginger Lynn, Ebony Ayes. I love natural breasts and the full bush. When it comes to food, I stopped counting calories a long time ago. If it tastes good, eat it. I like the occasional joint and the occasional glass of bourbon. It was nice finding a forum filled with people with similar tastes.

[billybunter]

One i've noticed is; when I sit down I say something like "phew!" or "oh dear" lol.

[flake56]

dirt was still new and glasses were not yet on the horizon. i could still get it up and remember why. diapers were not needed yet again but accidents did get names not cleaned up. hmmm boy do the memories pile up.

[pedrokrisuk]

Hi guys
just turned 41,
but would like to feel 21 again, or feel someone who' s 21 ;)

[redhawk063]

I'm surprised there are a lot of us older buggers around
45 here

[icu]

My age - hmmm... time to think about teeth http://img233.imagevenue.com/loc56/th_54045_smile_123_56lo.jpg

[Rhubarb N. Custard]

I'm from 1975: a vintage year in Australian history. In fact, there's a book called 1975 Australia's Greatest Year by Mark Juddery. Being born then wasn't a bad thing, yet I wonder what it would have been born twenty years prior: too young to be conscripted to Vietnam, but old enough to be amongst the first to benefit from a reduction of the voting age from 21 to 18, and witness the music from that era first time round.

Then again, there were aspects of childhood in the 50s or 60s that would not appealed, such as a higher chance of contracting now-rare diseases and experiencing the crude methods of inoculation, not to mention that horrible thing they routinely used to do to boys in most English-speaking countries, circumcision. (Did you know how it came to be revived in the Anglosphere? It was a hangover from the Victorian era, when sex was deemed obscene and masturbation was considered abominable, and by excising the foreskin, the idea was to prevent young men playing their own organs, all the while hiding behind this as a preventative health procedure: anyone heard of soap? Well, that didn't stop those poor guys despite their loss! :mad: ) Thank goodness my parents were dead against it…they don't call it a fun-skin for nothing :D

[BigAl123]

I'm old enough to remember watching porn movies in a regular theatre. Imagine seeing Anna Ventura getting naked on a screen 50X bigger than actual size.

Or as we used to say.. a pussy so big you could actually walk inside, IF the screen had been 3 dimensional.

I'm 56 & used to watch them at the Colony theater in East St. Louis. I used to get upset with the manager, though. I would call & ask when the movie started & they would say "it runs continuously." THAT bugged me! These movies have PLOT & some an excellent story line. (Dixie Ray Hollywood Star, for example). I didn't want to sit down in the middle of the movie! It got to where I would stand around & wait for the movie to be ready to start fresh before I'd take a seat.

[groovesection]

34

[Pinkpapercut]

Fifty, which has me baffled as only a year or so ago I was 29.

[saabman]

VEF probably isn't the place to come out with profound statements but I've just celebrated my half century (so I'm forty-ten). In a total state of denial too because it seems like yesterday since I discovered a pocket sized edition of H&E in dad's jacket while getting my own coat. Doesn't time fly! I'm a total newbie on VEF but enjoy it enormously. The trouble with this life is nobody gets out alive and even your boyhood heroes grow old and turn gray. This is something I have trouble with! Clint is forever the man in the poncho with no name or saying "well, do you feel lucky punk?" the same as Steve McQueen should still be in the cooler or riding that motorbike in Great Escape. I suppose,unwittingly we've hit on the reason why VEF is a success: we all want to hang onto our youth. Long may it continue!

[MrBrain]

41, but my brain is ok :D

[dpmanus]

59, turning 60 in September. That surprises me the hell out of me, as when I was 18, I didn't expect to live to be 50. I may make it a long way. My mother turns 100 in November.

[willy9b]

58, going on 20. Memory wrecked but generally fit. I work in A & E resus, and it's becoming depressingly common to have to attempt C.P.R. (usually unsuccessfully: life ain't like Holby City) on people - usually men - much younger than me.

"They say 'Life Begins At 40', but try telling John Lennon that"

Oh, and my short-term memory is getting a bit iffy...

[Almero]

I'm a child of 80th-90th. turning 28 in August. Don't forget to send congratulations on my birhtday and hot girl as a present!!!:)))

[Mal Hombre]

:DI'm 47 but i don't look a day over 46

[retro72]

479

[charliedog]

35 going on 12

[Leprechaun]

Say hello to my youngest son ...

http://img141.imagevenue.com/loc206/th_61524_Tennis_Methusalem_122_206lo.jpg (http://img141.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=61524_Tennis_Methusalem_122_206lo.jp g)

;)

Joking aside. I'm 34.

[dohupa]

41, but my brain is ok :D
Same here - not so sure about the 2nd part though. :rolleyes:

Now seriously, it does kinda stink when you're young and you don't have the money to go out all night shagging birds and get seriously shitfaced. :D Well, not on a day-in day-out basis anyway. :rolleyes:

Been to a Placebo gig the other day; the band was great, but the crowd was all mid 20s to mid 30s tops. Fuck - feels like yesterday when I was a student during the Madchester scene in the late 80s.

Having said that, I love time. The fairest thing known to man in the universe. Whether you're a loaded character like Bill Gates or a middle-class software developer, time does not discriminate and cells grow old in the same rate.

You have better chances surviving something temporarily nasty, but in the long term we're all made of DNA with a limited life span anyway.

[cdrw69]

18 - 25

[brianwp]

18-25? What, you're not sure?

[Adam West]

I'm 47 which explains my love for Annette Haven, Swedish Erotica loops, RHT nylon stockings, beehive hairdos, Cheap Trick, Roxy Music, the American Football League, the Beverly Hillbillies, the Benny Hill Show, Elvis, shag carpeting, custom vans and some disco music.

[welsi18]

18-25

[billybunter]

Old enough to slice the melon.

[haldane4]

I'm 38.

I have no idea what happened to the last 10 years. One day you're 28 and the next you're staring 40 in the face.

And then you get greedy for years - like you think 0-18, what was that all about - that doesn't really count because I was developing then, learning, assimilating, I wasn't self-aware, I want those years back, I want to add them onto now as years to be lived, not years lived.

But it doesn't work that way. And you have to wait to find it out. I'm quite sure my 18 year old self would despise the 38 year old.

Like Homer Jay tells Homer - How could you let me turn into you?

[oronhey]

Wow it is a shock to see I move from the third age group to the fourth age group listed in less than a year. Starting to feel the age creeping up on me.

[tannrot]

Well guys

Spirit have no age

[mongo630]

45 and going on 12.

[johound]

37 going on 38 - old enough to have been sneaking looks at 80s porn when I shouldn't have. LOL

[tabler]

Eeeh Im 93 and still got all me own teeth and did you know, that Edna Shuttleworth down the road had a black baby when her Sydney was away in Burma and that Mary Coxhold next door but one, eeeh have you seen the colour of her nets, etc...etc...etc

[MaxJoker]

Eeeh Im 93 and still got all me own teeth


You young whippersnapper that`s no age at all , why i`m so old i can still remember the day light was invented.........Oh and the look on Judases face when i tried to short change him by one piece of silver.........Music you call that noise music....... Bah and some of you ingrate`s consider this vintage porn, why in my day all we had were certain shapely rocks .........mumble mumble fart grumble wheeze :mad:

[tabler]

You young whippersnapper that`s no age at all , why i`m so old i can still remember the day light was invented.........Oh and the look on Judases face when i tried to short change him by one piece of silver.........Music you call that noise music....... Bah and some of you ingrate`s consider this vintage porn, why in my day all we had were certain shapely rocks .........mumble mumble fart grumble wheeze :mad:

ooooh you little bugger you I remeber a time I would have whipped your pants down and spanked your arse,......dont you look at me like that you scoundrel, I know who your dad is, I'll get the bobbys onto you!

[MaxJoker]

ooooh you little bugger you I remeber a time I would have whipped your pants down and spanked your arse,......dont you look at me like that you scoundrel, I know who your dad is, I'll get the bobbys onto you!


Arse`s don`t get me started on arse`s i can remember when we didn`t even have arse`s ! .........Of course then the Greek nation came into existence and that all changed :rolleyes:

[NirvanaBoy]

I'm 22 going on 23. I have no interest in modern porn, except for Wifey's World, because they have an old school flair. I am, however, HEAVILY interested in modern women lol. Maybe I'll meet a girl who wouldn't mind dressing up in a garter belt and stockings...?

[tabler]

I'm 22 going on 23. I have no interest in modern porn, except for Wifey's World, because they have an old school flair. I am, however, HEAVILY interested in modern women lol. Maybe I'll meet a girl who wouldn't mind dressing up in a garter belt and stockings...?

Ooooh I might do that for the right price!;););)
Or I could introduce you to my freind Brucie!:cool:

[MaxJoker]

Ooooh I might do that for the right price!;););)
Or I could introduce you to my freind Brucie!:cool:


I knew it ! , good game good game ;)

[fred_Dogg]

on the 30th of this month i'll be 24

[capricornius]

A very young 37, I just remember the days of going up to London's Soho in the mid 80's and sneaking around the sex shops and trying to get hands on all those naughty vids, those were the days!

[Adam West]

I'm 22 going on 23. I have no interest in modern porn, except for Wifey's World, because they have an old school flair. I am, however, HEAVILY interested in modern women lol. Maybe I'll meet a girl who wouldn't mind dressing up in a garter belt and stockings...?Just ask the girl to do it. That's what I have done and if they dig you, they will oblige. Several of my past girlfriends have done so as have my ex wife. Of course they may ask YOU to dress up too.

I was in the auto racing business and on more than one occasion was asked to wear my racing firesuit and gear. Believe me, if they wear RHT nylons and garters for me, the least I can do is wear that hot (literally--it's uncomfortable at times) racing suit. But it's never on long enough to be a hindrance ;)

And I don't have to wear my fire retardent underwear either. Don't have to wear ANYTHING underneath!

Good luck my friend.

[NirvanaBoy]

Of course they may ask YOU to dress up too.

Who said I wasn't into doing that? I'm always looking for an excuse to wear my Ghostbusters costume!:rolleyes:

[crazybikerme]

sod growing up!!! ;)

[jack72]

Im 36 and I Like porn from the mid 80's to mid 90's thats when I thought it was great

[Jason-X]

I'm 30! Born March 1979

85-93 is my favorite porn era!

[marlon]

27, but born in 66!

[tamsmith]

Coffin Dodger

[hankbills1]

i'm 34 but in this economy feel more like 44.oh well at least i still have this wonderful place to keep me interested.

[henri33]

to old! There might be snow on the Mountie but the fire is still burning

[palo5]

27, but born in 66!

You make me feel old. I completed my military service in 66 :o

[pharoahegypt]

41. but feel 61, and act 21 often...lol..... dunno about 26, cant remember that far back... sure ive still got y-fronts from then though.... (older members explain to him please...lol)

love older models cause i simply love to see hair on a woman's lady bits.... summat always just creepy and a little bit 'kp' about shaven bits if u ask me....!!! it aint natural... that said... i dont like the bearded clam, just a nice neat trimmed bush. oh and the fact i met a fair few models around the alison amberley, ldm, and charmaine sinclair era also takes me back to beeter times, just by seeing their images here.

mainly a celeb collector though; citing the recent jayne middlemiss bush find as my 'highlight of the year'.

[palo5]

love older models cause i simply love to see hair on a woman's lady bits....

Yes, but not on the breasts :eek:

i dont like the bearded clam, just a nice neat trimmed bushYou're right. It is not desirable to find Karl Marx's beard on your woman's vagina :D

[scottx]

30 here! In my short time here I've spent more time in the OS forums but I browse the other forums too.

[tygrkhat40]

49, staring the big 5-0 right in the face.

[thedizzle]

31.

[dohupa]

43 years young! :D

[Hazem_zoom]

I'm 28 till date of this post "13 april 2011", I was born in 18th August 1982 ,what do they call this period of the year ? Leo Zodiac ?! mmm

Yes, but not on the breasts :eek:

You're right. It is not desirable to find Karl Marx's beard on your woman's vagina :D

For me I like some bush ;) (not trimmed/no bush at all and not Marx's beard LOL ) I like some bush on a skinny babe (makes me feel I look to a ripe woman (not a kid of 7 years old) LOL ) :D

SOrry guys, I know this might be out of topic :D

[rustler]

I've heard that a man is like a tree......

16 - 30 like oak, rock hard and stiff.
30 -50 he is like Ash, hard, but a little flexible.
After 50 he is like a christmas tree........ dead from the root up, and the balls hang there just for decoration!




IT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!:D

[rustler]

By the way, I am not saying that I am old, but if the Kaiser ever gets back in power we will have trouble again!!:)

[Sharkhunter]

39 going on 15...

[Norbert84]

I'm 26. The reason for being here is mostly 90ies porn, especially European. It's because I discovered porn in this decade but I have a few "contemporary" favourite girls, too. I am surprised to see that 12 voted being over 65. :D

[Gaythoughts]

I am 30, I find myself in awe seeing that there is a forum for everything. Was Marilyn Monroe in this list? I loved her oh so much. Ah man, where the days have gone when it was not so cut and dry.

[marlon]

I am surprised to see that 12 voted being over 65. :D

I'm surprised so many voted as being under 25, this is very much a vintage forum after all.

:thumbsup:

[Norbert84]

I agree but some of them might have stumbled upon some newer chicks around here. Or they're porn historians. :D

[Gaythoughts]

I want to be a porn historian! Holy cow do I ever!!

[fleetwood77]

I'm so old the only date I'm likely to get is carbon dating

[fallinstar]

26 year old female

[welderman]

Definitely on the wrong side of 40..
9 years to be exact..

[retro72]

Definitely on the wrong side of 40..
9 years to be exact..

Oh well, I've got one year on the 'right' side of it so I'll celebrate that much (if not much else) :D

[billybunter]

I'm in my 40's and i'm on-line at 4:47am. Mrs BB left for work a while ago. The weekend is a shit job in A&E. They have police on duty in the hospital. Mrs BB was called a slut or a more vulgar name the other night. Bastards. But the police are the right people to deal with it. BB's boxing days are over. He's now an old short arse. But still handy!

[bigbobnobody]

I can remember looking at real old Pl@yboys published before I was born.
Next momentous step for me was seeing a playmate that was actually
younger than me! Hubba hubba! lol Then as time went by and centerfolds
birthdates crept up past my high school and university graduations, a sense
of being older started creeping up on me. Now when I look at the centerfolds
of today that are young enough to my granddaughters.......Im back to
Hubba hubba again! ;)

[billybunter]

I just turned 43.

Happy to see I'm not the oldest fart here :D

But you will be when we die:eek:

[imracerx]

IronM - Gee, don't worry about being 26, I've got socks older than that!!

IronM- That ain't SHIT!!!!! I've been wearing these socks since b4 then!!!!:o:(:eek:

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[imracerx]

I'm 44 and sometimes I'm not sure how I've made it this long. I love music from the 50's through the 70's. I grew up during the home video revolution of the 80's, so most of my favorite adult stars are of that era: Jeannie Pepper, Christy Canyon, Kristiara Barrington, Ginger Lynn, Ebony Ayes. I love natural breasts and the full bush. When it comes to food, I stopped counting calories a long time ago. If it tastes good, eat it. I like the occasional joint and the occasional glass of bourbon. It was nice finding a forum filled with people with similar tastes.

I'm 54 myself and my likes are quite similar to yours, Trying...... Sadly, had to give up the alcohol, but a nice fat one fills the gap quite satisfactorily... I suppose this quote sums it up for me-
I'm not as good as I once was, But I'm as good once as I ever was...:thumbsup:;):D

[simonsez9]

33 here folks :)

[victor meldrew]

I think I saw Prince John sign the Magna Carta, but cannot seem to remember.

59 going on 18 and the big 60 this year.

Why do 55 year old women look like jailbait?

[billybunter]

They always say you are as old as you feel. Well I must be dead. Mrs BB is climbing into a bed with a corpse:eek: I forget to turn out the lights. Then as i'm trying to sleep, a lovely female voice reminds me that I forgot to turn off the lights. When BB gets tired he just staggers up the stairs and falls into his bed. sometimes I don't undress:eek: Mrs BB does not like BB lying and snoring in his clothes. "for god's sake" is the address. Then I step out naked, and that is worse-you can't win.

[teatsfan]

They always say you are as old as you feel. Well I must be dead. Mrs BB is climbing into a bed with a corpse:eek: I forget to turn out the lights. Then as i'm trying to sleep, a lovely female voice reminds me that I forgot to turn off the lights. When BB gets tired he just staggers up the stairs and falls into his bed. sometimes I don't undress:eek: Mrs BB does not like BB lying and snoring in his clothes. "for god's sake" is the address. Then I step out naked, and that is worse-you can't win.

Man I just hope you aren't some kind of Norman Bates with your "Mrs BB here Mrs BB there", you'd scare me shitless! Mrs BB throw us a lifesign please!:eek::rolleyes:

[palo5]

I'm surprised so many voted as being under 25, this is very much a vintage forum after all.

:thumbsup:

I'm surprised there are so many under 40. Even under 50, actually. Makes you wonder how old they were when they discovered this stuff :eek::D:thumbsup:

[palo5]

I think I saw Prince John sign the Magna Carta, but cannot seem to remember

You need Omega-3 by the fastest courier, Comrade. Let me send some to you :D

John was King when he signed it, not Prince :cool:

[billybunter]

Man I just hope you aren't some kind of Norman Bates with your "Mrs BB here Mrs BB there", you'd scare me shitless! Mrs BB throw us a lifesign please!:eek::rolleyes:

Mrs BB is OK. I wouldn't want to tackle her in the dead of night:eek: unless i'm in bed. She says I don't snore I grunt. I think that is a nice way off saying you do snore BB.

[rustler]

You need Omega-3 by the fastest courier, Comrade. Let me send some to you :D

John was King when he signed it, not Prince :cool:

He was indeed, and had been for some 16 years! Excellent knowledge of our history Palo5! I am very impressed:thumbsup::)

BTW. Guys, some of the answers on this thread have made me laugh so much, I just wish I could say 'thanks' twice!:thumbsup::D So, THANKS guys!!:thumbsup:

[Mr Bond]

Old enough to see " Dr No " first day exploitation in movie theater... :eek:
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad::mad::mad:

[TexMadrid]

You need Omega-3 by the fastest courier, Comrade. Let me send some to you :D

John was King when he signed it, not Prince :cool:

The funny thing is I could send him some of my fish oil supplements!!!:D No Joke; been taking them for years, pharmaceutical grade and all... Bunch of old geezers in here!!!

[palo5]

Excellent knowledge of our history! I am very impressed:thumbsup::)



No need :D

Princes don't sign kingly documents, so we only need wiki to check :thumbsup:

[billybunter]

I was wanking to over 18 mags when I was 12 I think:eek: I knew I liked girls, that does not mean girls liked me. I remember taking a girl to the pictures. I was a virgin and nervous. When we went into the cinema I lost my bottle. Not the coke bottle but my nerve. I think I was meant to put my arm around her. But I forgot where that was. I walked home in the rain you don't want to even dream about. We did see each other again for a while. No pictures, just tea.

[JBB3]

In my 20's

[Sharkhunter]

I can remember looking at real old Pl@yboys published before I was born.
Next momentous step for me was seeing a playmate that was actually
younger than me! Hubba hubba! lol Then as time went by and centerfolds
birthdates crept up past my high school and university graduations, a sense
of being older started creeping up on me. Now when I look at the centerfolds
of today that are young enough to my granddaughters.......Im back to
Hubba hubba again! ;)

That's the scary thing.

When I first looked at porn, it was like looking at my mates' older sisters (not Mums though, unless they were under thirty!)

When I first bought porn, it was like looking at a girlfriend, as they were pretty much the same age. This remained so for around ten years so long as the age-gap was reasonable!

Now when I look at porn, most of the girls are young enough to be my daughter. I think of the spunk that I spilled back in the day, and that if one of them had met an egg the result would be as old as the girls I spilled it to.

I reckon I'll still be looking at porn when the girls are young enough to be my granddaughters.

Yep, I am 39 going on 15 now, but in twenty years time I will be 59 going on 15. I hope!

[dohupa]

I was wanking to over 18 mags when I was 12 I think:eek:

No pictures, just tea.
So you carried on wanking regardless, right BB? :thumbsup: :D

First date I tried to grab the tits and got a smack BB. :o :p Five minutes into the movie and she was off the theatre already. :eek:

For about a month, I was the joke in school as well. I'd go past her and she and her mates would ridicule me every chance they got. :rolleyes:

Happy times... :)

[Sharkhunter]

Guys like you were the inspiration for shows like The Inbetweeners, dohupa! :D

[dohupa]

Never heard of it. :o Was it any good? :p

[Sharkhunter]

It's a pretty popular television series featuring a quartet of teenage boys who are - in short - utterly clueless about many things, girls being high up on the list!

[Drella]

25

[greenman9]

That's the scary thing.

When I first looked at porn, it was like looking at my mates' older sisters (not Mums though, unless they were under thirty!)

When I first bought porn, it was like looking at a girlfriend, as they were pretty much the same age. This remained so for around ten years so long as the age-gap was reasonable!

Now when I look at porn, most of the girls are young enough to be my daughter. I think of the spunk that I spilled back in the day, and that if one of them had met an egg the result would be as old as the girls I spilled it to.

I reckon I'll still be looking at porn when the girls are young enough to be my granddaughters.

Yep, I am 39 going on 15 now, but in twenty years time I will be 59 going on 15. I hope!
My sentiments exactly. I felt like I was in my 20's until I was in my late 30's!(I am 42 and still feel like I am in my 20's and can not believe where the time went! To me the 90's are modern!) well its good to hear I am not the only one that has to address how he feels vs reality! BTW I still get carded from time to time for tobaccco and beer! It seems like yesterday I was trying to avoid that! I used to say in my mind I was 18, then last year I had to supervise an 18 year old. good guy, but I realized that I was older than I thought, now I am guessing ??? 22?
On a different note, Did they quit publishing Club International? Is that GB or USA version? I haven't bought one in years but it used to be my favorite.(USA version, though Uk VERSION WAS VERY SIMILAR, ANYWAY THIS IS NEWS TO ME. first apple kills music stores, Kindle the book stores now the internet is killing Soft Porn!) what is this world coming to?

[billybunter]

So you carried on wanking regardless, right BB? :thumbsup: :D

First date I tried to grab the tits and got a smack BB. :o :p Five minutes into the movie and she was off the theatre already. :eek:

For about a month, I was the joke in school as well. I'd go past her and she and her mates would ridicule me every chance they got. :rolleyes:

Happy times... :)

Still wanking yes:D the first time I went for a feel of female breast I got a dig in the ribs. Cinema again. The darkness of the place is perfect if you know what you are doing:rolleyes: I did shag this girl, but it was over in seconds. That said, i'm sure most birds didn't have 40 mins of sex the first few times. If you are honest, you haven't a bloody clue what's going on. Yes we knew about the birds and the bees. But you have to know where to put it. I didn't at first. All I could see was a forest of pubes:o But I did get there.

[palo5]

All I could see was a forest of pubes

Did you have a machète, Comrade :D

[billybunter]

Did you have a machète, Comrade :D

No just a dick that was nervous:o I went to a boys' school and listened to all the spoofs about shagging. One guy had "three girls" he told us tales on Monday lunchtime about his sex life. I bet all he had was a few mags like us all. Well I can't disprove his claims, and his girlfriends never appeared on the map. The girls I lost my nerve to lived nearby. The girls school was a mile away. We young studs hung around. I was very nervous on my first "date" I didn't sleep the night before. I was terrified of birds:eek: I wasn't worried about my dick but I had a stammer. I got treatment for it, but I still have a slight stammer today. So I wasn't the guy who ran onto the floor. Even in my 40's the stammer annoys me. It is not a serious stammer. But I feel annoyed about it.

[imracerx]

I wasn't worried about my dick but I had a stammer. I got treatment for it, but I still have a slight stammer today. So I wasn't the guy who ran onto the floor. Even in my 40's the stammer annoys me. It is not a serious stammer. But I feel annoyed about it.

Bet you can do a dynamite cover of "My Generation", though, BB!!!;)

"I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth"........
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[billybunter]

I'm a mod, always will be. Love The Who because they were LOUD! Don't really have an issue with the stammer anymore, it has mostly gone. But when you are a kid you get the piss ripped out of you. But kids are nasty, I was too. As I have said before, i'm like Iggy Pop I can't see over walls:D that's why I learned to box.

[haldane4]

I'm gonna be 40 in 6 weeks.

Oh shit.

[SpermShooter]

I'm gonna be 40 in 6 weeks.

Oh shit.

Forty is nothing. Trust me, you'll feel just the same as you did at twenty.:)

[SpermShooter]

I don't mind getting older. I don't even mind the fact I'm losing my hair and growing a gut. But the gray hairs on my balls is just too cruel.

[eughes]

getting younger

[Norbert84]

I'm gonna be 40 in 6 weeks.

Oh shit.

That's a good age, probably the best part of your life. You're not under the pressure anymore to think of your future and still young (enough). You continue with your 20ies and it can only get better.

[Mal Hombre]

I'm gonna be 40 in 6 weeks.

Oh shit.
Age is just a number,I'm nearly fifty but I still manage to be young at heart,I'm just a 300lb child.

[rustler]

I'm LI years old, and old enough to remember when we paid in denarii.... well, I remember when we changed over to decimal anyway!!:rolleyes: But I honestly do not feel any differenet to when I was 20. True, possibly the women that I think are 'sexy' now are a bit older, though I still admire teenagers too, and possibly Sir Edmund Hillary might have had an easier time climbing Mount Everst than I had climbing 'The Monument' in London last time I tried it, but apart from that, as Mal Hombre said, it is just a number. Really, I am the same idiot that I was when I was 30! Just a bit breathless sometimes!!!

[palo5]

Age is just a number,I'm nearly fifty but I still manage to be young at heart

You know you have defeated age when you are called "Son" by people in your children's or even grandchildren's generation :D

I hope to live the day, when people from my great-grandchildren's generation talk down to me as "Son" without knowing I'm three generations older :D:D

[haldane4]

Forty is nothing. Trust me, you'll feel just the same as you did at twenty.:)

Physically I feel the same - I haven't gained any weight, though the hair is beginning to thin - bit of a shocker that; I wonder how other guys deal with it.

Mentally, I'm in a different place. At 20 I was a stupid, bad-tempered know it all. At almost 40 I've wised up enough to know how bad I was at 20, but not enough to know how to put it to rights.

And, in some ways, most ways, I'm past caring. All I want is a quiet life.

[billybunter]

I do sigh a lot more and complain more, but, I never thought I would. But when you are 20 people who are 40 odd are like dinosaurs.

[JAMTOMO]

I'm 53 and still wanking.

[billybunter]

:DI'm 53 and still wanking.

My mission is to keep wanking til I die, so next week is BB's funeral

[wakman11]

48 - Surprised there are so many of the same age or older!

Have no fun

[Mal Hombre]

48 - Surprised there are so many of the same age or older!

Have no fun
Well it is a vintage forum,Most of Us are revisiting Our adolescent years:D

[Greenman]

45 in 22 days time for my sins.:(

[fleetwood77]

60 - and I've still got my own teeth!

OK some of them are not in my mouth but I've still got them.

[Hippie4ever]

in my mind it feels that I'm 41 to 47 ..........:rolleyes:

when I've got to lift some flight-cases it feels like 70something.......:(

in reality I'll be 59 in july.......:cool:



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[MaxJoker]

45 in 22 days time for my sins.:(

Which as we all know are many and varied.





Me i feel 19 , but supposedly look like a 63 year old victim of domestic violence :(


:rolleyes:


But actually i`m a mere sapling of 37 .


Although i can`t wait for my life to really begin in three years time :D

[paddyo]

It is 23h55.
I'll be 59 in 5 minutes.

[Norbert84]

It is 23h55.
I'll be 59 in 5 minutes.

Happy Birthday!

[palo5]

Someone said I was 67 on another thread, but of course this isn't true :mad:

I'm only 65 :D:thumbsup:

[billybunter]

Someone said I was 67 on another thread, but of course this isn't true :mad:

I'm only 65 :D:thumbsup:

Free bus pass, meals on wheels, queue jumping:D Salad days:p

[palo5]

Free bus pass, meals on wheels, queue jumping:D Salad days:p

We don't get so much where I live

Probably you don't either

[billybunter]

We don't get so much where I live

Probably you don't either

You get a bus/rail pass at 60 over here. And Prescriptions are free for all no matter what age.

[palo5]

You get a bus/rail pass at 60 over here. And Prescriptions are free for all no matter what age.

Sounds very good :thumbsup:

All I want is a rail pass to my home, but I'm worried to become a burden :(

[billybunter]

Sounds very good :thumbsup:

All I want is a rail pass to my home, but I'm worried to become a burden :(

A burden:confused: you deserve it! Don't know where you are from, but 65 onwards is freebie time when you can get it.

[palo5]

A burden:confused: you deserve it! Don't know where you are from, but 65 onwards is freebie time when you can get it.

Thank you :thumbsup:

But in reality it isn't so

[Norbert84]

Someone said I was 67 on another thread, but of course this isn't true :mad:

I'm only 65 :D:thumbsup:

Bullshit, you're not 65. :D You'd be older than my father and he doesn't even know how to turn on the computer properly. :D

[palo5]

Bullshit, you're not 65. :D You'd be older than my father and he doesn't even know how to turn on the computer properly. :D

Nobby, we put a man in space before you were born, and that didn't happen because we were Luddites :D

[Eu Mesmo]

31.

32 in October.

[Mr Elizabeth]

Nobby, we put a man in space before you were born, and that didn't happen because we were Luddites :D


I'm 67 -- (or is it 68? - I forget). Still, never mind. There's nothing wrong with being a Luddite, trouble is, us Luddites can't work out how to use SatNav and nowadays it would be useful to find my way to Mrs Elizabeth's honey-pot. I can remember what her honey-pot is for (it's for pissing through) - but by the time I get there, I have trouble remembering what I'm supposed to do.

Oh for the good old days when everyone had maps! (You could use them to wipe the spunk off the upholstery):thumbsup:

[Fantazmaster]

Well lets see here,back in my early primary school years we were issued thick soled boots,as patches of molten Earth were still scattered around with a few patches in the schoolyard.We were also given cudgels,as every so often a student eating dinosaur would snatch a school child over the school yard fence.We got pretty good with these cudgels,as this was about the time all the dinosaurs became extinct.

Some ask if we rode horses to school and the answer is "No" as the horse was still evolving during my childhood.Matter of fact,we had a fellow come talk to us about a new development that was about to come out of the beta test stage and hit the market,We all were fascinated at this new tech development,which became known as the wheel.

Weren;t any Christmas Holidays back then,as this was the BC days,instead we used to walk over to the retired cavemen;s home and sing to them during the week of Winter Solstice,By 5th grade this dark time of the year got a little brighter and warmer,as fire was invented the precious Summer.

[Sharkhunter]

I can't believe that when I last posted in this thread I was in my thirties. I am now a forty-something, but still going on nineteen. My libido hasn't changed in almost a quarter of a century, but these days I tend to be looking at chicks half my age. :eek:

[dpmanus]

59, turning 60 in September. That surprises me the hell out of me, as when I was 18, I didn't expect to live to be 50. I may make it a long way. My mother turns 100 in November.

I was scrolling through the posts and found my own post I made 2 years ago. My mother died in late August. She was 3 months short of 102. Now I'm 62 and put in for Social Security. I can't see waiting for 65. The extra amount I'd get then doesn't seem to be worth waiting for. They'll start paying me in April. So here I am a bonafide old fart. But I still feel like I'm 30 in my mind.

[SpermShooter]

I was scrolling through the posts and found my own post I made 2 years ago. My mother died in late August. She was 3 months short of 102. Now I'm 62 and put in for Social Security. I can't see waiting for 65. The extra amount I'd get then doesn't seem to be worth waiting for. They'll start paying me in April. So here I am a bonafide old fart. But I still feel like I'm 30 in my mind.


I know how you feel. I'm 46 but inside I'm still a 7 yeard old kid

[Jason-X]

32 Years young! :cool:

[DJ Kool JB]

In keeping with the name of this forum, i am also vintage lol i'm 45

[w1n3t4st3r]

36 here. It's funny that the majority of voters in this thread were in their teens in late seventies and mid-eighties. Vintage porn was our whole sex education. :)

[billybunter]

My favourite answer to the question: Listen kid I've slept more than you've lived.

[theequestrian]

54, which is strange since my mom keeps telling me she's 37

[cabclive]

64 still up for it, lol

[Norbert84]

64 still up for it, lol

I hope I can say that too when I'm 64 (if I make it). :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCss0kZXeyE

[Kosher]

In 22 days time I will turn 63. What a drag ! Still, it is better than the alternative :D

[Jack Crash]

In 8 days I will be 53 and feeling every minute of it.

[wildtig2013]

Old enough to watch Porn.

:D

[onelucky1]

coming up to 64
pretty fit ,do a 4.5 mile walk every day with my dogs
no worries, retired
always have something good to look forward too.it keeps you motivated

[Mal Hombre]

Too old to die young,Still young enough to grow old disgracefully...

[NIN]

I'm old enough to.. :)


Not young enough to be excited about it :o

[Mister Fide]

I am older than i once was but younger than i'll be.
I only feel old when i talk about Steve McQueen or Gary Brooker and someone says they have never heard of them.

My age is 55 but in my head i feel about 30.
First exposure to pics of nude girls was late 1960s. Have loved looking ever since. Prefer a bush on a woman (not too hairy) and natural boobs but don't mind the shaved look, either. Though, i don't like the pencil-line look.
I like a few of the porn stars from the 80s/90s such as Ginger Lynn, Cherri Taylor, but there seems to be better looking performers, these days.
Most of the stuff i've watched in past 6/7 yrs has been the newcomers, like Leigh Livingston, Jewel Bancroft, Brooke Adams. My current favourite is Tracey Sweet.
I also prefer a bit of story before the sex starts.
I hope i enjoy looking at 'porn' as long as i live.
When asked why he had lived so long, the actor, Ernest Borgnine, replied, 'i masturbate everyday'.

btw, this site is one of the best on the 'net'.

[dirkje]

45 years old

[MaxJoker]

I used to be younger than the size of my measured by inches (Agreed, my neighbour has a really weird first name ) penis.

Then i turned twenty , a few several years ago :(

Yeah i know what you`re all saying , that`s not too bad going.

Still , beloved brother Mal won`t surpass his own until age sixty one .

The overly cocky sod :mad:

Quite literally :D:thumbsup:

[amantpoche]

51 years in ten days
so that I am too young to watch porn
but do not tell anyone
by cons I can read Tintin, though, if it is write over 7-77 years ;)

[fleetwood77]

Got my winter heating allowance for the over 60's this week - 200 quid.

I reckon I'll spend it on a prossie as usual - that'll heat me up.