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[mjefferys1]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!

[buggeration]

I'm bored with this. I'm just going through the motions

[mrploat]

[QUOTE=mjefferys1;378368]Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Home Office loses yet another memory stick

[steamjon]

Hollywood to do a modern remake Clint Eastwood's, a Fistful of dollars :o

[stvy]

Could someone gimme a hand here? :)

[Aitken Bonar]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!


And that's when the man from CenterParcs asked us to leave ...

[spitalhouse]

Women's paralympic wrestling.

[buttsie]

Finally here come the 2 supplementary numbers for tonights lotto

[django mutney]

A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush!

[steamjon]

Two women found guilty of shoplifting in Saudi Arabia attempt to evade punishment :eek:

[mjefferys1]

Twister California style.

[Aitken Bonar]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Well, you have to admit, it puts a whole new spin on 'I'm a little teapot'.

[eriiccc]

the girls at the vet school practising for Daisy

[brausch]

Masons attempt to attract members with new handshake.

Its the only way you can get rid of the slimy feeling after shaking hands with David Cameron.

Just don't pick your nose after.

[kayfabe]

That's the last time I ask anyone if they've got any spare change.

[brausch]

Debbie McGee was far from impressed with Paul Daniels' latest plan to revitalise his career. Still, pulling the rabbit out was a lot easier than getting it in there in the first place

[Callum]

"Someone call the firebrigade, I've got a monkey stuck up my pipe!"

[mjefferys1]

If anyone finds more photos just crying out for a caption, why not post them I could always do with a laugh or even just a smirk.....

[brausch]

"now put your other hand in. And clap. See, I told you it was tight"

George W intensifies hunt for Bin Laden

[mrploat]

[QUOTE=mjefferys1;378368]Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Bailed out banks launch new advert to encourage depositors

[jonny99]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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I keep telling you,take off your rings first!

[RjG57]

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Cure Your Hemroids In 48 Hours -
Get THE Hemorrhoids Home Remedy Now

[brausch]

Controversy as BBC attempt to attract mature audience with new series of Sooty & Sweep

[BigBucket]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Here's a practical demo of what the British people want Gordon Brown and the Labour party to do. Fu*k off and disappear up your own arse...

;)

[SuperMachoMan]

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!


Well, I'd give you a hand, but I'm kinda tied up at the moment.:)

[mjefferys1]

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Controversy over Muppets new characters.

Obama supporters caught looking for their brains

[Mossiface]

Tadaaaaaaaaa.........THE ARISTOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!

[sfh56]

make sure you wash your hands before you go back to the kitchen

[BigBucket]

"I do give a shit, but i have to find it first."

[Estreeter]

Honey, i know what this looks like, but it's not what you are thinking

[Estreeter]

Now i know what you meant by you need a maid to give you a hand

[Desert Dream]

You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out. In, out...you do the hokey cokey ...

[icu]

Who falls asleep with a butt that itches, awakes with a Finger that stinks.

[BigBucket]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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After the controversy surrounding the Jonathan Ross & Russell Brand scandal, the BBC decided to make more family oriented comedy instead.

[BigBucket]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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I bet no one else can stick their hand in their bottom, through their belly button and into some one elses twat... ;)

[Estreeter]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!

Not a caption but the vaseline company could use it on their labels for recommended uses

[Vortex99]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!


1) HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PURSE ?

2) I'LL BE 'SOOTY' AND YOU BE 'SWEEP'

[Aitken Bonar]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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I'd like to get into VEF's 'girls with guitar' thread but I think we've forgotten something ...

[Vortex99]

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If we pull these 'plugs' out will the water go down the holes 'clockwise' or 'anticlockwise'?

:eek:

[charliedog]

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here you can see Lisa and Janet working on their catfish-noodling technique

go girls!

[Atreus]

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"Yes, I know I asked you to give me a hand, but I meant to adjust the recliner."

[goldentaurus2001]

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Never heard about mission Farscape? Drell - I'm travelling through my wormhole!:D

[mjefferys1]

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Dr. Feldman always liked his nurses to demonstrate the Colonoscopy procedure to a patient first.

[BigBucket]

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I dont think Tolkien had this in mind when he wrote, 'one ring to rule them all...'

[RjG57]

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I told you to bring the toilet paper!!!

[Leprechaun]

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Dr. Shirley Poopheimer is famous for her unconventional colonoscopy methods ...

[MaxJoker]

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1) Now then how many fingers am i holding up

2) Are you sure this is the hymen-lick maneuver

3) Quick get warmed up that`s GreenSkull`s key in the door

[Estreeter]

We share the carrots and you get the little creep with the funny dick.....

What about the pencils?:confused:

[steamjon]

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The bookies favourite for the next series of 'Britains got Talent' :D

[harryj]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!

" when we said this shoot needs funding and to put your hands in your pockets girls , we thought you may have at least be wearing jeans or something "

[bfg9000]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!

The girls are demonstraing a new hemorroid suppository

When she told that deaf guy to stick it up her ass, she had to show him!

The "Do It Yourself Fisting" manual blew away before she could figure out the next step!

[oldrichie72]

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"Thank God I found that fish bone I swallowed last night it was bugging the shit out me!"

:D

[bfg9000]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!

So that's where she's been hiding the bugers she's picked from her nose!

[mschaeffer33]

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I'm goin' to Chicago, that's the last place my baby strayed
(Hitch hike)
I'm packin' up my bags, gonna leave this old town right away
Yeah, hitch hike
(Hitch hike, baby)

[flipflop2]

To the photografer: Sorry, I don't have your lenscap either..

[axdx]

Because god gave me hands.... if that turd can't come out on it's own, i'll have to pull it out myself.

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[loony]

im really not sure the ikea flat pack instructions have been translated properly.....

[mschaeffer33]

Because god gave me hands.... if that turd can't come out on it's own, i'll have to pull it out myself.

Hitch hike, baby.

[Mal Hombre]

I've lost My wristwatch....

[brk549]

Don`t ever tell a blonde to stick it up her ???.

[axdx]

"My intestine is itching i must scratch"

[mschaeffer33]

im really not sure the ikea flat pack instructions have been translated properly.....
Yeah, hitch hike

[moreteavicar]

In the words of Jim Royle..."fisting! my arse!!"

[moreteavicar]

The new novelty post boxes were extremely popular but users were reminded they needed to let go of the mail once posted.

[brk549]

I`m going to stop this air leak if I have to use a football.

[axdx]

"I can't fit any more marbles into my vagina, let me stretch my anus and intestine so all the marbles can go in."

[mschaeffer33]

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For certain moves, you really need a trainer.

[brk549]

I don`t know what you call this position but it sure will stretch you out.

[mschaeffer33]

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"You say that about all my friends."

[mschaeffer33]

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"Okay, but I want you home by dinner time."

[RjG57]

'Are you sure this is legal?'

[bfg9000]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!

"Allright, who's the smart ass who put Crazy Glue on my hands instead of lubricant!!!"

[bfg9000]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Where are those car keys, bugger I can never find anything in here!

When they removed their hands, both women heard a loud popping sound!

[steamjon]

Anyone got any amusing captions for this photo?

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Dyson unveils its new auto hand cleaning machine :thumbsup: