How depraved are you?

[27cows]

What score would you give yourself out of 20 on the depravometer? Have years of chasing smut turned you into a jaded wreck who barely raises an eyebrow at the sight of amputee dwarves being buggered by fearsomely endowed donkeys, or does a celeb dressed in a skirt slightly above the knee turn you into a puddle of quivering jelly? Is it true that exposure to virtually unlimited amounts of porn makes folk seek ever more extreme thrills...or is perhaps the reverse true?

As a self-confessed pervert of many years standing, I am interested to learn how depraved/unaffected/normal/the like others are :p

I would give myself 15/20.

[steamjon]

15/20

My partner does not want me to ogle pictures of naked women, watch porn or visit porn sites. She has also stated that if I ever stopped being a perv she would leave me :confused:

Last week she, dressed up in a sexy basque, stocking, heels, let me photograph her whilst sucking my cock and having a vibrator inside her pussy at the same time :)

I decided to update my score.

[ptx4]

If 20 is Randy Marsh from Southpark alike "a jaded wreck who barely raises an eyebrow at the sight of amputee dwarves being buggered by fearsomely endowed donkeys" or rather guy who would stand to see whole 2 girls one cup vid, 15 is some BDSM and 10 is hardcore with nice girls doing things you actually can do to all girls you date...then I'm 10/20 for a long time without noticing any changes as my collection of porn grows :D

I think, if someone notices growth in this area, its probably he was x/20 before, just didn't know :)

[damp-patch]

Without a doubt, in my thoughts, pretty much a lost cause. In my deeds, far less so.

[Deano!]

I think male sex drive is like the need for food - just because you have a plentiful supply of food doesn't diminish your love of food. I think I could say I've seen pretty much everything in the porn world (the internet enables this now quite easily), and while the novelty of seeing people actually fuck in front of a camera has long gone, particular models or fetishes still send me balmy.

For example, for some reason I have a particular thing about mini-skirts with splits cut up the sides. You can see far more flesh down the beach, but a split mini-skirt drives me mad. Earlier today, I saw an average looking girl with OK legs but wearing such a skirt and I got that adrenaline rush and thrilling feeling of sexual excitement.

So for me, even after years of porn exposure, I still get a thrill when something hits the 'right spot'.

[27cows]

I think male sex drive is like the need for food - just because you have a plentiful supply of food doesn't diminish your love of food. I think I could say I've seen pretty much everything in the porn world (the internet enables this now quite easily), and while the novelty of seeing people actually fuck in front of a camera has long gone, particular models or fetishes still send me balmy.

For example, for some reason I have a particular thing about mini-skirts with splits cut up the sides. You can see far more flesh down the beach, but a split mini-skirt drives me mad. Earlier today, I saw an average looking girl with OK legs but wearing such a skirt and I got that adrenaline rush and thrilling feeling of sexual excitement.

So for me, even after years of porn exposure, I still get a thrill when something hits the 'right spot'.

You mentioning miniskirts with slits up the sides reminded me of a really really really hot vid I have of Jewel Kilcher wearing just such a skirt (leather, too). Bit of useless information, but I know what you mean about certain things having much more of an effect than anything explicit.

[Deano!]

You mentioning miniskirts with slits up the sides reminded me of a really really really hot vid I have of Jewel Kilcher wearing just such a skirt (leather, too).snip

Thanks for the tip about Jewel Kilcher. Mariah Carey and Kylie Minogue have wardrobes full of outfits with lots of bits missing. Lots of modern pop videos can be hard to watch with your pants up!

Oh, I should have given myself a depravometer score. 16/20. And like the surveys on intelligence or driving skills, it looks like most people regard themselves as above average on this measure too.

[Estreeter]

12/20,naked tits still get me going for the kleenex,but I always love tits~

20,
i remember amusing myself while home alone earlier this year to an ashlyn gere thread, finished the job,

my girlfriend came home about 2 minutes later, she started it, and during that time i was thinking of the ashlyn thead, she left to go back to work,
about an hour after she left i went back to vef, and started to amuse myself thinking of my girfriend and viewing a tread about julia ann- is that normal?:confused:

[thyguy]

I'd give myself a 15/20 - a bit of a perv but nothing harmful or extremely gross or illegal.

[flash]

I think male sex drive is like the need for food - just because you have a plentiful supply of food doesn't diminish your love of food. I think I could say I've seen pretty much everything in the porn world (the internet enables this now quite easily), and while the novelty of seeing people actually fuck in front of a camera has long gone, particular models or fetishes still send me balmy.

For example, for some reason I have a particular thing about mini-skirts with splits cut up the sides. You can see far more flesh down the beach, but a split mini-skirt drives me mad. Earlier today, I saw an average looking girl with OK legs but wearing such a skirt and I got that adrenaline rush and thrilling feeling of sexual excitement.

So for me, even after years of porn exposure, I still get a thrill when something hits the 'right spot'.


My now wife and I went out for a meal one night when we were dating. She wore a skirt like this. It wasnt mini (to the knee) but the slits on each side went high up. It tunred me on massively and judging by the men who kept ogling her n the restaurant I wasnt the only one (one guy was with his wife and kids and it didnt stop him!)

[Howard Moon]

Other blokes are depraved. I have healthy appetites

[Pinkpapercut]

17/20

And I don't think porn depraves you, I think it allows you to find out how depraved you already are.

[billybunter]

I would say i'm 19.99/20

[tabler]

Ive never had much, always been deprived;)

(Dislexia rules, ko)

[reppow]

As I want to watch my wife with 5 black (big) men, one in each hole and one in each hand, film it all, then have her sloppy cummy cunt and arse after I guess my score is quite high.

When we were young the thought of her looking at someone else killed me - now I would pay for someone to fuck her!

[JerryFalwell]

As I want to watch my wife with 5 black (big) men, one in each hole and one in each hand, film it all, then have her sloppy cummy cunt and arse after I guess my score is quite high.

When we were young the thought of her looking at someone else killed me - now I would pay for someone to fuck her!
Where do you live? :D

[Estreeter]

Ive never had much, always been deprived;)


That may be true tabler, but you always have your fellow VEF friends:cool::eek::);):rolleyes::confused::p:D:(:o :mad:

[DTravel]

I am so depraved that I completely circle the spectrum and end up back at "Stick In The Mud Staid".

[ranger690]

me 15 out of 20 but my ex wife tell me 20 out 20 but she a bit hard lol

[chrissy]

15/20
I think I've become more jaded as time goes on. Things that used to really blow me away get less impressive.
I also think that enjoyment of real sex can fade as the fantasies get better - unless, of course, you can make the fantasies real! Some of mine just aren't physically possible!

[imtrying]

I've always thought of myself as a healthy 14/20. But then I see the way some of my friends wives look at me when I tell them what I'm into and I think to myself "Wow, maybe I'm closer to 20/20."

[scott5776]

Trouble is, my balls rule my brain


one of my balls is bigger than my brain;)

[mjefferys1]

I must be 21 out of 20.

When a man gets an erection there is not enough blood left to run the brain.

That explains so many decisions in my life;)

[Estreeter]

I must be 21 out of 20.

When a man gets an erection there is not enough blood left to run the brain.

That explains so many decisions in my life;)

I hear ya, somehow my small brain needs more blood than the big one, greedy bastard:D

[lip]

Only a 8/20 here: I'm just the usual man with a small porn collection.

- Have a weekend girlfriend since 12 years = 2x sex per weekend, for the rest of the week 2x wank per day.
- No real fetish, no dominant fantasies. I'm satisfied with what I have.

Ok, I do a bit of harmless candid cam shooting in the streets and at my workplace (have a photo cam with me all the time for work reasons anyway), but that's more for spicing up the day and for doing it for the sake of it. I just store with the cam what the eyes can see.

[brianwp]

As I want to watch my wife with 5 black (big) men, one in each hole and one in each hand, film it all, then have her sloppy cummy cunt and arse after I guess my score is quite high.

When we were young the thought of her looking at someone else killed me - now I would pay for someone to fuck her!

I've got news for you..I think it would still kill you.

[smirnoff007]

I'm a 14/20. Have wild sexual fantasies about a whole range of women. Don't want anybody but me touching my wife, unless it's another woman. Have loved porn since early teens. Love wanking.

[tony_grego]

Depraved??... What is it???
Perhaps it would be depraved someone who would like to share a rough sex session with Mr. GreenSkull :D, ...and with the death goat of PauPep :confused:(http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t114492-whats-the-strangest-thing-youve-used-to-make-you-cum-.html post#10), because we don't know if it's male or female ... , and with Fiona Shrek, :eek:... but i think must people in this forum are only people. (perhaps a bit vicious) :p
but depravation is far of our habits (i think, ... only)

Salut !

[DEB JORDAN FAN]

Not At All.

[MaxJoker]

Depraved??... What is it???
Perhaps it would be depraved someone who would like to share a rough sex session with Mr. GreenSkull
Sault!


Is there something you wish to share with us Tony , if so , and i hate to break this to you in such a public place , but i`m straight.

So don`t you go saluting near me ok ;) :thumbsup:

[tony_grego]

Is there something you wish to share with us Tony , if so , and i hate to break this to you in such a public place , but i`m straight.

So don`t you go saluting near me ok ;) :thumbsup:

I'm straight also, and yes, i want to share a think of mine.
First, I think internet forums is only known to the people what they write in their posts. From what I've read, I gather you're an intelligent person. For my part, as you may have read, I think most take these forums too seriously. Respect everyone, but for me this is a place to discuss the issues (almost all) in a casual, from a fun standpoint and always with good intention and positive spirit. Too many problems I have in real life?.
With the same good intentions, sometimes I like to provoke people, to have fun with his witty responses. Never the intention is not to be disturbed. Hata me wrong possibly with a trial, and if I could annoy or offend someone, of course I apologize. I take note if there are people who do not like that cause in any way.
But my view the forum as a place to share thoughts in a fun, positive ... a haven to escape for a few moments of reality, where fun (in all senses) ;)... act that way will remain the same, ... I hope.
Thank you.

Oh! and Salut !

[billybunter]

Depraved moi:eek: I shagged 'er indoors in the garden once:cool::o:thumbsup:

[donny1]

I don't know really, I'm in bed with my sister, I'll ask her when she wakes up

[MaxJoker]

From what I've read, I gather you're an intelligent person.

Then i recommend you re-read my works again ;)

As i think my stupidity has got lost in translation :D

By the by don`t worry about me as i never take offense .

Especially if there's a lawn chair handy , or panties on the line :thumbsup:

[MaxJoker]

I don't know really, I'm in bed with my sister, I'll ask her when she wakes up

I sympathize D1 , she's one hell of a snorer :mad:

[donny1]

I know my brother's always complaining about it too

[tony_grego]

Then i recommend you re-read my works again ;)

As i think my stupidity has got lost in translation :D

By the by don`t worry about me as i never take offense .

Especially if there's a lawn chair handy , or panties on the line :thumbsup:

I agree with the title, have re-read all your posts :rolleyes: renewed my translator :mad: and have three hammock in my little garden for you. :D (Sorry, my wife don't give me panties to upload) :(
I'm always waiting for an answer. :confused:

Salut !

[ikeswanson]

It's becoming easier to be more depraved with the availability of internet porn (thank God). I believe I'm getting worse as I get older. I have a 500GB porn collection on my hard drive and am always looking to add to it. When I am out I view all the women as sex objects and drool when I spot one in some slutty heels. I beat off pretty often and for long periods of time and recently bought a fleshlight (a little slice of heaven, I must say).

Comparitively speaking, I'm probably about a 12 out of 20. Some people are way further down in the gutter than I am.

[MaxJoker]

I know my brother's always complaining about it too

Still at least she accepts cheques without a card , there's not many that trusting :thumbsup:

[donny1]

Payment in kind for siblings

[TripleM]

Im pretty easy. A mini-skirt and a nice pair of legs gets me to fantasizing hoping for a nice breeze to come along and make my day. It doesn't take much.

[Futuro]

I`m easy to amuse too, stunning lady with leatherpants or stylish boots makes me go WOOOOOAAAHH!!!
So I don`t need "Gonzo Anal Patrol # 23" to please myself. :D

http://img234.imagevenue.com/loc155/th_77769_0806200302476_02_1251640698_123_155lo.jpg (http://img234.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=77769_0806200302476_02_1251640698_12 3_155lo.jpg)

[goodl]

I`m easy to amuse too, stunning lady with leatherpants or stylish boots makes me go WOOOOOAAAHH!!!
So I don`t need "Gonzo Anal Patrol # 23" to please myself. :D

http://img234.imagevenue.com/loc155/th_77769_0806200302476_02_1251640698_123_155lo.jpg (http://img234.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=77769_0806200302476_02_1251640698_12 3_155lo.jpg)

Shit for a minute there I thought her thigh was a huge big black strapon. I was pleased to see it wasnt when i looked again http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Animal01]

I'm about a 16...Every time my wife and I have sex she asks what I'm thinking I say the usual...How hot she is, how her pussy is still tight...then as I get close I tell her how I want to watch and jerk off whilst Kylie and Teri Hatcher tie her to the bed, Kylie then sits on her face and Teri fists her whilst tonguing Kylie's hard nipples they then all lie together while I finish on their faces. Not so much depraved as perfectly acceptable?

[tabler]

Very. I had a very poor childhood, never got any toys!:(

[Mal Hombre]

"I'm depraved on account I'm deprived"Gee Officer Krupke, West Side Story.

[glyn]

I know I'm a perv I get a big kick knowing guys have seen my wife in Fiesta.Also I like her to go out without any Knickers on,in the hope someone may see her.

[kananga]

I think male sex drive is like the need for food - just because you have a plentiful supply of food doesn't diminish your love of food...

... and don't ever do your grocery shopping when you're hungry! ;)

I don't know whether it's my frame of mind, or an accumlated effect of a few random posts that i've just stumbled through, but i feel compelled to add that the fantasy is always greater than the reality. Well, 99% of the time, allowing just a little for the exception that makes the rule.
Can't believe i just typed that while listening to "Sticky Fingers" outakes. :rolleyes:

I'm probably more 'Beepraved', as opposed to Depraved. :)

Blondi Bee (http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t2228-blondie-bee.html) praised! :D

[grossnex]

I don't know whether it's my frame of mind, or an accumlated effect of a few random posts that i've just stumbled through, but i feel compelled to add that the fantasy is always greater than the reality. Well, 99% of the time, allowing just a little for the exception that makes the rule.
Can't believe i just typed that while listening to "Sticky Fingers" outakes. :rolleyes:

Well said Brother Blondifan. :thumbsup:

Men have porn & women have romance novels. We'll never be as metrosexual as the guys from those books & they'll never be as dirty as our favorite porn stars. :cool:

I can honestly say, after all the years of P2P servers like Limewire & the 2 major torrent sites that closed down recently, that I think I'm about a 10/20. There's plenty of legal stuff out there that makes me nauseous. I'm not into oral/below the waist excrement flicks to use an example. :eek:

[glyn]

Men have porn BUT women are in porn.Even my wife has been a readers wife,so theyre no better than we are.Lets take back the moral highground.

[MaxJoker]

Lets take back the moral highground.

Heeeeeeeey , some of us never left it !



http://img229.imagevenue.com/loc154/th_70736_puritan_123_154lo.jpg (http://img229.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=70736_puritan_123_154lo.jpg)


:D

[glyn]

Last year we went on holiday and my wife went out wearing a white cotton dress and no panties.I told her you couldn't see through,but I lied.Loads of guys were having a good look and when we got back I told her it was see through.She smiled and said she knew.Which of us is the perv?

[MaxJoker]

Last year we went on holiday and my wife went out wearing a white cotton dress and no panties.I told her you couldn't see through,but I lied.Loads of guys were having a good look and when we got back I told her it was see through.She smiled and said she knew.Which of us is the perv?

The disgusting tailor who made it and the worse than a pimply pimp who sold it , they should be bloody ashamed of themselves :mad:


Mind you i can only feel properly offended if you pm me some images of your good lady wife wearing said dress , although it doesn`t matter if the dress is currently in the wash , just send me some naked images of your wife and i`ll visually picture the dress on her :D :thumbsup:

[glyn]

she'll be doing it again in aweek or so.On hols in the canary islands.

[glyn]

The most recent pic.
http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/x/d/Z/U/xdZU/177_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7918634-original.html)

[imracerx]

I suppose my Parole Officer would be a better judge than I.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/x/e/J/0/xeJ0/dudley_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7921430-original.html)

[BLUEDINGO]

In my case, they haven't caught me yet and I do believe some of the things I have done (which I won't mention for fear that it will bring on the rapture) at the very least will get me the electric chair, the firing squad, lethal injections, burnt at the stake and the cyanide capsule, all preferably at the same time... I don't like to do things by half measures.:D:rolleyes::o

As for rating myself...I prefer not reduce my actions to a mere number; it not only cheapens my depraved ambitions, but once you put yourself on a rating system like the one used in this thread, then it really leaves no room for improvement -for wanton debauchery!:p:o;)

As for those of us on this thread who have requested a payment option plan for sleeping with said sister who snores loudly, let me assure you that she really needs to get her toenails clipped as well. They keep cutting my tongue, old fella & rectum majoria to shreds. Not only do I want a discount, but I expect a bit of nail polish next time. I don't think I'm asking too much...not for her toes, but for me. And a bag of oranges and whipped cream...the less you know about any of this, the better.:p:D:cool:

And to quote Monty Python: "You'd better get me a bucket! I feel like throwing up!"

[otiscleotus]

What score would you give yourself out of 20 on the depravometer?

I'd like to get one of those Spinal Tap style depravometers (this one goes up to 21) for my own provate use as long as it wipes clean with a damp sponge or mop.

[billybunter]

I'm so depraved I fart under the duvet then laugh:D

[MaxJoker]

I'm so depraved I fart under the duvet then laugh:D

Yeah but according to your missus you fart under the duvet simply to try and cover up the whiff of your feet , plus only laugh because you`ve never eaten roasted cow dung in your life but your trumps always smell like you have.



:D

[billybunter]

Yeah but according to your missus you fart under the duvet simply to try and cover up the whiff of your feet , plus only laugh because you`ve never eaten roasted cow dung in your life but your trumps always smell like you have.



:D

I keep my feet out of bed. Farts and feet don't mix. That said, Mrs BB's farts are deadly; silent and deadly:eek:

[MaxJoker]

I keep my feet out of bed. Farts and feet don't mix. That said, Mrs BB's farts are deadly; silent and deadly:eek:

You`re telling me !

What about the way she hogs the covers as well :mad:




:rolleyes:

[billybunter]

You have too put your foot down mate. Let them know who's boss:thumbsup::eek:

[MaxJoker]

You have too put your foot down mate. Let them know who's boss:thumbsup::eek:

Yeah Mal said your missus responds well to that ;)



:D

[Mal Hombre]

That's true,She likes a firm hand... :D

[billybunter]

Ever heard of swapshop GS:D

[Mal Hombre]

I'm not doing anything with Noel Edmonds



(Unless it involves a sack,a large rock and a river)

[MaxJoker]

Ever heard of swapshop GS:D

Wasn`t that Noel Edmund's first starring vehicle into television :confused:


Just a pity it didn`t crash and burn :mad:



:D

[mizlaplan]

I had nothing to eat but bread and water as a kid, no money, patched hand-me-down clothes, leaky shoes, scurvy, rickets so yeah I reckon I'd score 20/20 on the deprived meter:(
....
....
Oh, it's Depraved.
Well I'm depraved enough to be on this forum so, again, 20/20:)

[MaxJoker]

I had nothing to eat but bread and water as a kid, no money, patched hand-me-down clothes, leaky shoes, scurvy, rickets so yeah I reckon I'd score 20/20 on the deprived meter:(


Where did you grow up :confused:

Inside Nicholas Nickleby :eek:


Oh and before palo5 wonders aloud , no i`m not suggesting he grew up inside the digestive track of some guy :rolleyes:

I`m being annoyingly unfunny by asking if he grew up within the pages of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Nickleby) :D

[BLUEDINGO]

GreenSkull, for anyone to be associated with this forum, it would be a case of threw up and not grew up on the pages of this. You should know by now that semantics being what they are, we will never truly return to the innocence of yesteryear in the hope of our lives being better, brighter & bigger than all our dreams & aspirations would ever aspire to ...or some such crap!:confused:

To prove whatever point I am making, especially as I am right now half-drunk with my pants down around my ankles and lengthy serving of thick, high voltage mains cable just waiting to service the parts of my body that I have never seen (and hopefully, I will never -I know, it sounds rather defeatist), I must refer to the classic, perverted words of Maurice Cheveliar: "Thank heavens for little girls -for without them, what would little boys do?":p

Well, I imagine they would join the Anglican Church, just like a certain archbishop did...or is this just a nasty, yet well-deserved rumour I am quite happy/willing/entitled to spread?:cool:

Oh and as for being on a diet of bread and water, providing you make it with rancid grains from the start, then a healthy serving of ergot for the person within does wonders for the Mr. Hyde within us all:D

And to quote Monty Python: "You'd better get me a bucket. I feel like throwing up!"

[mizlaplan]

Where did you grow up :confused:

Inside Nicholas Nickleby :eek:


Oh and before palo5 wonders aloud , no i`m not suggesting he grew up inside the digestive track of some guy :rolleyes:

I`m being annoyingly unfunny by asking if he grew up within the pages of this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Nickleby) :D

"shuffles feet*
Bless me Grand Cardinal GS for I have sinned.
I do a bit of literature every now and then Grand Cardinal GS, it's like some sick, blasphemous obsession which lures me away from the purity of porn:o
I promise to increase my leerings and lechings in future but any guidance would be appreciated.:)

[MaxJoker]

"shuffles feet*
Bless me Grand Cardinal GS for I have sinned.
I do a bit of literature every now and then Grand Cardinal GS, it's like some sick, blasphemous obsession which lures me away from the purity of porn:o
I promise to increase my leerings and lechings in future but any guidance would be appreciated.:)

Asking me for guidance is a bit like asking a suicide bomber for career advice.


All i can say is to thine own self be true , and always remember to f#ck the other person over before they get a chance to do it to you :D

[billybunter]

Walking home one night pissed I felt nature calling. I climbed into a skip and took a dump:eek: It was very satisfying.

[BLUEDINGO]

GreenSkull, there is a future to suicide bombing -you've just gotta know how to do it right. And I thought I was defeatist...:rolleyes:

And billybunter, what you did was fine, but understand that unless someone else can appreciate your efforts, then what you did is no more effective than a sidewalk pizza after a night on the turps that has no allusions to religious imagery. I feel that the next time you do something like that, make sure you are witnessed so that the turd in question is given a chance to walk out on it's own efforts. As my brother always put it after I went to the toilet: "Well, that's the best bit of you gone!":thumbsup:

Do you think he was being nasty?:confused:

Speaking of families, my mother just came into my room, with a giant smile on her face to tell me that I am adopted; not that this really surprises me given that she disowned me after my last self-operative fisting experience (the disowning came from me still being unable to remove my fist from my rectum majoria -and it's only been five years), but who do I get to own up to bringing me into this world now? :confused: Surely there must be someone out there who will stomach a degenerate like myself?:o

I aim to displease on so many levels & yet, no-one appreciates me for it...:(

And to quote Monty Python: "You'd better get me a bucket. I feel like throwing up!"

[dogsbreath]

I like bondage and wished to have anal with a few of my female coworkers.

[BLUEDINGO]

dogsbreath, I admire your candour for what you want from your female co-workers, but why only the anal activity?:confused:

It seems a great shame that you only want to treat your female co-workers with forbidden delights up the date locker. Unless, of course, you really want to upset them as well due to them possibly being mean, nasty biaitches to you, then by all means, give them an experience that they'll not only never forgive and forget you for, but make sure they won't be able to sit down for a week! No point wasting an arse unless it is in serious need of pain!:D

As for the bondage; I'm quite willing to lend you those concrete gnomes that have been pointlessly torturing me other than to supposedly keep me on the straight & narrow. Just be prepared for their exquisitely agonising things that involve a lenth of live, high-voltage mains cable being delivered to the parts of your body that you've never seen up close & personally, while you are only pacified with an amyl soaked orange forcibly shoved into your mouth.:p

Oh, it wouldn't hurt to hum a few carols; this is just a nice artistic touch -I guarantee that you will light up more brightly than a Macy's Xmas tree!;)

[methosivanhoe]

pretty darn depraved...

i build websites for pro dommes and do image / video work for them...

i've also 'starred' in several of their fetish porn shoots for their websites

or do we have an official points system here? lol

M

[goodl]

I'd be considered depraved by some, my partner and I have lived out most of our fantasies, an early one of mine was for us both to take turns eating a bi girls pussy and see who could make her cum the hardest, hers was to suck two cocks at once and play with a dildo while myself and a friend wanked over her.we've done lots of other stuff since but they were the first two down. Most recent was two girl blow job for me, I preferred licking two pussies stacked on top of each other then cumming on my partners bush while the girl licked her clean, odd that, I felt like I was letting the side down.

[Jeff Vader]

pretty darn depraved...

i build websites for pro dommes and do image / video work for them...

i've also 'starred' in several of their fetish porn shoots for their websites

or do we have an official points system here? lol

M

If we do you might just have won...:)

I'm probably only mildly depraved, I'd guess a 13.

what constitutes a 20 ? Scat, violent BDSM ?

When I was younger I was probably obsessed with boobs, however as I got older I appreciated the other parts of the female body more. I'm still a boobs man, always will be, but a woman with a fine ass also has a strong appeal to me, particularly is she has that natural 'wiggle' when she walks.

[methosivanhoe]

what constitutes a 20 ? Scat, violent BDSM ?

lol... now there's an interesting question... what constitutes 'violent BDSM'?

I've seen whipping, flogging, CBT that would make any guys eyes water... a transvestite being shot with an air rifle (no serious harm caused)... violet wand used for everything from mild electrical shocks through to leaving marks that lasted months... call popping and fire play...

i guess 'violent BDSM' can only be graded be the people actually doing it or who enjoy it... what i consider normal BDSM might be way too extreme or violent for others...

the way i see it, as long as it's consensual and no serious harm / lasting harm is inflicted, then it's fair game.

Both me, the missus, and pretty much all the Domme's i know, all subscribe to the BDSM code of SSC.

SSC stands for Safe, Sane and Consensual... if any BDSM act violates any of those three tennants, then you don't do it, it's that plain and simple.

I know a few other people that subscibe to RACK, which stands for Risk Aware Consensual Kink... Which basically means as long as people are consenting to the act and they all know the risks involved, then it goes ahead... Typically i've found RACK to be more popular in the US than in Europe...

M

[Jeff Vader]

I've known a few women who liked more aggressive sex, choking, hard spanking, hence me asking about the 'violent BDSM'. The kind of sex where you have to wear dark long-sleeved shirts afterwards.

I have no idea about BDSM, it's never appealed to me beyond a bit of 'tie me up' stuff.

[methosivanhoe]

ok well basically BDSM is devided into 3 categories... hence the title...

BD = Bondage and discipline
DS = Dominance and submission
SM = Sadism and masochism

When people think of BDSM they automatically think of a dominant (either male or female) whipping or flogging the submissive (again either male or female)... while actually, in the BDSM scene, whipping and flogging are part of the SM category... inflicting pain or having pain inflicted and enjoying it...

Other aspects of BDSM, such as bondage or dominance and submission, can have no whipping or any form of pain / striking involved...

Most people around the world involve mild BDSM in their everyday sexual activities... think biting during foreplay, softly biting the neck during kissing, it's a soft form of SM, you're enjoying biting and the submissive / partner is enjoying being bit and the rush of mixed pleasure / pain signals that the body sends from that.

There are so many aspects of BDSM you can't really categorise them all, everything from facesitting / forced oral sex right through to whipping / flogging / paddle spanking... everyone has their own preference / fetishes that turn them on... just the same as vanilla sex.

M

[BLUEDINGO]

In order for us to continue our mesage by fostering in sick & twisted young individuals to follow in our footsteps (providing they wear gumboots, especially given what we wade in), then I think we need to focus on our youngsters viewing pleasures, starting with these::thumbsup:

1.The Magic Roundabout, where Florence gives Dougall a treat -& it's not a sugar-cube! www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR9dXc5ORxg

2.The Gay Daleks, which details just what they do in their offtime & away from battling Dr. Who! www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4eZTj9auWQ

3. Captain Pugwash, who likes to get down & dirty with his crew -by singing an old Sex Pistols classic! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bvSHek28CA

4. Thomas The Tank Engine -when you've had a hard days shunting (not night), then it pretty much explains why Ringo Starr's voice wasn't used here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzYgvoHgAxM

5. Rainbow -it's amazing what a total eradication of the original dialogue & substituting with better words will do in improving this show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y5P-eSpxDY

And while I'm on the subject of Rainbow, they actually brought out an episode that -to this day -I'm amazed it actually got aired, given that it was so filled with innuendo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w

I assure you this episode was real...and it certainly answers the question that with children's television having been like this, then it's no wonder why we came out so weird & warped!:rolleyes:

There's a lesson in this for all of us, I think -don't you?:cool:

[Mal Hombre]

And while I'm on the subject of Rainbow, they actually brought out an episode that -to this day -I'm amazed it actually got aired, given that it was so filled with innuendo. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w)

I assure you this episode was real...and it certainly answers the question that with children's television having been like this, then it's no wonder why we came out so weird & warped!:rolleyes:

There's a lesson in this for all of us, I think -don't you?:cool:
Apparently this was not a real episode,it was made for a staff Xmas party,but it's still hilarious.

[BLUEDINGO]

Apparently this was not a real episode,it was made for a staff Xmas party,but it's still hilarious.
Mal, not that I'm arguing with you about this being made for a staff Xmas party or that it is still hilarious, but I'm really curious & concerned with why they would have only done this for a staff Xmas party?:confused:

Or, for that matter, how & why this episode actually got aired anyway?:confused::confused:

And here's a thought that's even more depraved & disturbing; given that they actually sank to this level, then it's not too far away from them actually producing a porn tape, where those weird creatures do it with the costumes on, except for where they're obviously not needed...:eek::(:eek:

Erm, on second thoughts, let's not go there...:rolleyes:

P.S. I really liked that version of The Magic Roundabout

[billybunter]

There's a clip from "bullseye" (UK darts show) where Jim Bowen effs and blinds through it for a xmas party. It was on youtube for ages.

[haroldeye]

I was in the Beer Garden in Bangkok and got talking to a couple of Aussie chaps. They said that they were keen to see some Ladyboys so I took them to the little katoey place in the Nana center. Second floor in the corner on the same side as the G Spot for those who want to do a bit of tourism.

Anyhow said Cobbers were duly impressed with the Ladyboys and we set off back to the G Spot for the 2300 shower show (Heinekin has never tasted the same since). As we shuffled along the landing a large American gentleman approached us and asked 'Where he could get laid'? I suggested that there were hundreds of willing for a price young ladies all over the place. He replied that he had told his wife that he needed to check his e mails in the business center and that he needed the fastest shag in the building.

I am ashamed to say that I pointed him in the direction of the ladyboy bar. He almost ran to the place and then opened the curtain and peered into the darkness. As we watched, two pairs of slender brown arms gently caressed his back and then pulled him in. We had a choice rescue him or get to the shower show. I only hope they gave him a reach around!

[sooner_man69]

I am so depraved I jack off looking at vintage porn while inhaling poppers. Think that is not depraved? Then this is how I do it. I put the popper juice in a special bottle I created and then using an aquarium air pump, I bubble the air through the popper juice to a nostril breathing tube so I can get a constant flow of poppers. It is so good I passed out once from loss of blood pressure.

I am experimenting with asphyxiation and poppers. Love looking at porn for hours.:)

[marlon]

I am so depraved I jack off looking at vintage porn while inhaling poppers. Think that is not depraved? Then this is how I do it. I put the popper juice in a special bottle I created and then using an aquarium air pump, I bubble the air through the popper juice to a nostril breathing tube so I can get a constant flow of poppers. It is so good I passed out once from loss of blood pressure.

I am experimenting with asphyxiation and poppers. Love looking at porn for hours.:)

Knock yourself out. :confused::rolleyes:

[buttsie]

Knock yourself out. :confused::rolleyes:

Its like re-living your teen wet dream years no doubt

[billybunter]

I am so depraved I jack off looking at vintage porn while inhaling poppers. Think that is not depraved? Then this is how I do it. I put the popper juice in a special bottle I created and then using an aquarium air pump, I bubble the air through the popper juice to a nostril breathing tube so I can get a constant flow of poppers. It is so good I passed out once from loss of blood pressure.

I am experimenting with asphyxiation and poppers. Love looking at porn for hours.:)

Goodluck! But be careful.

[BLUEDINGO]

I am ashamed to say that I pointed him in the direction of the ladyboy bar. He almost ran to the place and then opened the curtain and peered into the darkness. As we watched, two pairs of slender brown arms gently caressed his back and then pulled him in. We had a choice: rescue him or get to the shower show. I only hope they gave him a reach around!

haroldeye, as you hoped they gave him a reach around considering you obviously didn't rescue him, then I hope the shower show was worth it! I'd hate to think of some irate yank coming after me for much less than value for money from said leisure "girl" activity.:rolleyes:

Mind you, as they helped us allieds out with both world wars, have weapons of penis shaped mass destruction & are responsible for most of our porn needs today, then we really must apreciate our American cousinsfor all they have done in perverting our world.:p

Anyway, who am I to judge?:confused:

Well, now that I mention it...:D

[Warren G]

I've done some sick shit in my day, but after reading this thread, I apparently have come up wanting.

Thank God.

[BLUEDINGO]

I've done some sick shit in my day, but after reading this thread, I apparently have come up wanting.

Thank God.

Woz, just exactly what are you wanting?:confused:

Given the deviancy of this thread, there's an almost infinite amount of perversion here that would frighten the combined efforts of Casanova, Marquis De Sade & a rabidly in heat rottweiller.:eek:

Oh, and it's probably best that you don't mention God around here; if he's reckless enough to spend time to read this sick shit, then our arses would be targetted from now until doomsday by his lightning bolts, whilst being tanned by the flames of hellfire.:rolleyes:

At least this would explain the pain I'm feeling from my haemerrhoids...;)

[glyn]

I have just been talking to someone on this forum,whist he was wanking over pictures of my wife,Is that sick?

[roaduser]

I have just been talking to someone on this forum,whist he was wanking over pictures of my wife,Is that sick?

depends what she looks like :D

[steamjon]

I have just been talking to someone on this forum,whist he was wanking over pictures of my wife,Is that sick?

I would had thought he would have spurted sperm rather than sick :D

[Sharkhunter]

I look at porn and wank - I guess some people may consider that depraved.

[CARLTON BROWN]

About 25 years ago, I had this American girlfriend who really enjoyed holding my cock while I took a piss after having sex. I began to enjoy it so much that I was occasionally hard enough to resume with some of the "old in and out" almost immediately. I even let her give me head once or twice before I'd cleaned up.

[Warren G]

I even let her give me head once or twice before I'd cleaned up.

You're all heart, Carlton...:rolleyes:

[Gr8leggz]

As I want to watch my wife with 5 black (big) men, one in each hole and one in each hand, film it all, then have her sloppy cummy cunt and arse after I guess my score is quite high.

When we were young the thought of her looking at someone else killed me - now I would pay for someone to fuck her!


My wife has done this.. cept not having one in each hole. She was with 5 black guys. It is pretty hot.

I'd have to say I'm a 18/20

I only draw the line at beasteality, scat, and those below 18. :D

[manga]

Guess I am pretty depraved - but would not score myself so highly - that is I enjoy a lot of extreme porn - from bdsm to scat and watersports - I have been a voyeur since childhood - I used to spy on my mother - because she was so beautiful

I have been into porn for a long time and I have been interested to see its progress since the 80s - I used to rent pirated porn videos from the corner grocery store in a housing project where I lived at that time in Ottawa, Canada

Anal sex was then the hot, forbidden extreme of the mainstream industry - interesting to see how mainstream it has become since - I love anal porn but prefer to fuck pussy - so it's simply an aesthetic thing

same with scat - I know I was with you guys for ever in my distaste and incomprehension of this evil fetish - but then I saw some pictures of Lucy Brown from swallowmy.com - sadly the website was prosecuted - and I found them dirty and erotic - I was hooked - truly dirty pictures - truly intimate - with the advantage of - for me - no mess - no smell

my last partner was great - she was honest and intelligent enough to say to me "I don't know what pornography is"

While I enjoy extreme porn - that doesn't mean I need to practice

I just love dirty women - and the dirtier the better

I believe that it would be a lot healthier if the age of self-determination in the UK was lowered to 13 - as I believe is the case in Japan. I put my faith in nature - as puberty marks the transition from childhood into adultood - the law ought to reflect this - otherwise - for example - anyone with samples of asian porn on their hard drive could be busted for pedofilia - and I am sure that the police take full advantage of this

I have six external hard drives filled or half-filled with porn - that is my answer to the anguish of having lost several libraries in the past to HD crashes

the sad reality though is that I am so busy downloading - sorting and converting files - transferring and cataloguing them - and then cleaning out downloads from the C Drive to make room for more - that it compromises wanking time

solution - I sleep about three hours a night...

I would score myself 13-14 I guess - I am into the idea of niche-fetish threads like "stubble armpits" - "brown gussets and cameltoes" - "pornmodels farting" - "women smelling their own turds" - I'm a sick fuck and proud of it - porn helped me to experience tantric sex with a lovely woman

thank god for the internet - about twenty years ago on a visit to the UK from Canada I spent £50 in a UK sex shop - I purchased a bundle of Private magazine and several S+M magazines - all shrinkwrapped - I remember the guy behind the counter saying -

---We are Not Monsters...

when I finally got to open the magazines - I found that they had all been censored - I felt ripped off - because I was used to getting uncensored hardcore porn from Quebec - so thank god for the internet

manga

[Warren G]

Wow. Women smelling their own turds and stubbly armpits. Who can compete? Who would want to? How many times can you jerk off in one day? Do you ever just pass out? You must be the local arm wrestling champion. Damn, boy...

[glyn]

I have just been talking to someone on this forum,whist he was wanking over pictures of my wife,Is that sick?
Just talked to another member doing the same,it may be sick, but it's good to know your wife is that hot.:D

[TCO95]

Wow. Women smelling their own turds and stubbly armpits. Who can compete? Who would want to? How many times can you jerk off in one day? Do you ever just pass out? You must be the local arm wrestling champion. Damn, boy...

This is the first time I've read this thread and that's the first post I see.
Definitely at a loss for words. Pissing and scat as a turn on? I genuinely hope this guy is joking. This post will probably be deleted as irrelevant but I expected depraved to involve public sex, a fetish for seniors, cross dressing and the like. I never would have dreamed someone getting off on toilet functions or that it would be allowed on VEF. I'll file this under "Wish I hadn't read that."
Goodbye.

[Gr8leggz]

Not that sick, I hope. There is something sexy about another man getting off on your wife.


off on or in... I've witnessed both guys getting off on and in my wife.. lol :D

[BLUEDINGO]

At the risk of sending myself to the confessional, I have a morbid pleasure to have sex with any woman who is heavily pregnant. I know this may not sound so depraved, but when I start fantasizing about famous people who have been pregnant (i.e., Halle Berry & Allyssa Milano), who are currently pregnant (i.e., Jennifer Anniston & Beyonce) &/or could get pregnant (i.e., Kim Kardashian & Scarlett Johansson), then my little mind goes into overdrive as to what perverted fantasies I could have with these women.:D:p:)

I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about; that lovely round stomach, the added weight, the extra size to those swollen with milk breasts, to not worry about using a condom...oops, there goes another semen stalagtite for my ceiling collection...:p:p:p

I told my friend (no, not the guy who thinks Bjork is great!) my fantasy & he said he had the exact same fantasy...about all the Spice Girls!:eek::eek::eek:

Yes, I know this is extremely f@#king depraved...and I sometimes truly wonder where I get my friends from. I'm really frightened...:rolleyes:

[steamjon]

I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about; that lovely round stomach, the added weight, the extra size to those swollen with milk breasts, to not worry about using a condom...oops, there goes another semen stalagtite for my ceiling collection...:p:p:p



Luckily my other half has been extremely horny when heavily pregnant and we had fantastic sex.

Once on a bench in the countryside whilst out for a drive. In fact she even let me photograph her after I cummed inside her :D

[hudley]

I like participating in bareback, creampie gangbangs. None of this stuff like in videos of the girl pushing it out either. We have a group in our city, and guys find girls, and also husbands sometimes bring wives. Nothing feels the way pussy does when a dozen or so guys have already gone first, and the girl is laying their in a puddle of churned goo...

[BLUEDINGO]

I'm basically copywright infringing my own words from another post, but as this is depraved, then what follows is all that matters...:D

Has anybody seen Rachel Nichols from her performance in Star Trek? I'm sure you all know the visual image I'm talking about; her lying on her bed, wearing nothing but her underwear, whilst sporting redhair & green skin.:p:p:p

For those who know me, I've an absolute love of redheads, so naturally Rachel puts me into a world of exquisite pain. However, seeing her with green skin has taken said pain to unbelievable heights & for some reason unbeknownst to me I find this image of her to be an incredible turn on & equally exciting...:p:p:p:p:p

And for those who put my turn on down to a case of being an obvious fan, no I am not a "Trekkie"; actually, I'm a "Who-ite" (follower of Dr. Who), so I'm hoping no one on this thread will hold this against me. If it's any consolation, given my turn on, I'm actually looking forward to the next alien visitation, especially as there is a very good chance aliens like this actually exist; I just hope she'll be gentle with the probing...:p:D:p:D:p:D:p:D:p

Most importantly, I would have preferred seeing Diora Bard in exactly the same pose, even though she isn't a natural redhead, it still suits her quite nicely, especially with her lovely big boobs. And it's an extreme pity they cut all of her scenes out of that movie. Oh, well, I will still dream about it, especially no that my hand is down the front of my pants, while the other is warming up the high voltage mains cable...:rolleyes:

[jennyjones150]

I'm really, really down at the moment. It's all just too much.....oh. Depraved? I thought it said depressed.....

[billybunter]

Well due to diuretics I pissed my Pjs quite a few times in hospital, and still do now:mad: but the nurses were very kind and told me not to worry. It is not very nice. One time I just had to let go:o nasty vibes.

[glyn]

Recently someone posted pics of my mrs on wank club and I found that a real turn on.I keep checking to see if anyone posts any other pics of her.Maybe one day there will be some I didn't take.

[billybunter]

Recently someone posted pics of my mrs on wank club and I found that a real turn on.I keep checking to see if anyone posts any other pics of her.Maybe one day there will be some I didn't take.

So she's not just your mrs?

[glyn]

So she's not just your mrs?

That's my fantasy.But maybe not hers.:(

[BLUEDINGO]

Given the nature of the post-apocalyptical world we are in, my depravity has now reached new heights (or sunk to incredible depths -I'll let you all figure that one out!), as my masturbatory urges have now revolved around these following images:

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/N/z/f/n/Nzfn/EVIL%20ANSWER%202_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/11813565-original.html)http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/N/z/f/q/Nzfq/CARTOON%20CLOUD_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/11813568-original.html)http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/N/z/f/s/Nzfs/EM%20CLOUD_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/11813570-original.html)http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/N/z/f/z/Nzfz/MC%20PIZZA_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/11813577-original.html)http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/N/z/f/D/NzfD/nuclear-explosion_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/11813581-original.html)

Naturally, all these images bear a striking resemblance to the shape of the head of what's between my legs, so it's not surprising that I should really have any of these fantasies...:D

My only concern, though, is now that I'm at this stage, where do I go from here?...:rolleyes:

[Warren G]

Oh, hell yeah..pretty depraved. Or I wouldn't be posting pictures of the wife...yeah, I know. :confused:

http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1878654&postcount=244

But yeah..pretty depraved.

[BLUEDINGO]

Oh, hell yeah..pretty depraved. Or I wouldn't be posting pictures of the wife...yeah, I know. :confused:

http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1878654&postcount=244

But yeah..pretty depraved.

Woz, you must be confused -what's wrong with these pictures?:confused:

And most importantly, how were they taken? I hope they were done in only any of these three styles: polaroid, box brownie &/or Color Climax!:cool:

Anything more professional than this defeats the purpose of said depravity. Remember, it's not just about the level of smut we foster here at VEF; it must also concede to the visual aesthetical ambiguity of our perversions.:D

Yes, I'm talking out my arse...so what else is new?...:rolleyes:

[Warren G]

Ok, how about these? Better? http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1879092&postcount=246

[BLUEDINGO]

Ok, how about these? Better? http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1879092&postcount=246

Yes Woz, much better...and I see you went with the Color Climax style. Very nice indeed!:thumbsup:

And I hope you don't mind me saying so, but for your good, understanding woman to allow herself to be photo'd like this, you are one incredibly lucky bastard!:D

The best I can do these days is hide behind this Halloween mask:

...http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/N/D/Q/6/NDQ6/EVIL%20HUBBY%202_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/11831218-original.html)

At least it gives a new meaning to the term trick or treat...:rolleyes:

[ILovePorn82]

I was actually very bad, i just couldnt get off to regular Porn, i dont know how bad it is now but im kinda crazy for overweight-women right now, BBW all the way, i want a Woman like that right now

[Achjay]

How depraved am I? Simple answer boys and girls....... VERY DEPRAVED, so much so that you can't even imagine it!

Depraved Achjay

[CARLTON BROWN]

If anyone is interested in reading another instalment of my rather depraved exploits with a 30-year-old American divorcee, please read on.

After we met, there were a couple of dates when nothing happened. I've never pushed myself onto a woman and they are either interested or not. If things are going to develop it will usually happens fairly swiftly and if not, you know when the time has arrived to walk away.

Anyway, our third date took place at her home and she opened the door wearing a raincoat and invited me in. Before I'd had time to think that anything interesting was about to take place, she took my hand and led me straight into the bedroom, telling me that sex was her hobby and she intended to have me.

The raincoat dropped onto the carpet and she was naked, apart from stockings, suspenders and high heels. She asked me to undress and it really didn't take much encouragement. I couldn't take my eyes off her curvy body and I was almost painfully hard with anticipation.

While we talked (nonsense probably), she walked over to the window, which was masked by a Venetian blind and bent over very provocatively. I could see her smooth nicely shaped pussy as she carefully spread her legs and I was aware that below her on the floor was quite a long mirror. Apparently, she liked to watch everything that was going on during sex and preferred the room to be well lit.

She grasped hold of the radiator with both hands and braced herself, telling me to take her from behind. She didn't expect me to last very long and I'm afraid this is how things went.

But it was just the first time we had sex in this position and I eventually learned that she had carefully developed this way of doing things over a period of time, starting with her ex-husband.

She liked her lovers to do most of the work and on subsequent occasions things began to improve and I lasted longer as we became acclimatised to each other. She soon began to come fairly easily and I was being trained to please her. Sometimes this meant pinching her nipples quite hard as she reached orgasm.

Sorry to disappoint those of you reading this who like anal, but it's never really been my thing and I don't find it very erotic, satisfying or pleasurable, preferring a woman's vagina or mouth. However, she enjoyed regular anal and would take considerable trouble to prepare herself, so I felt obliged to please her.

Having progressed to this stage, she then asked to be spanked increasingly hard before sex and often wanted me to finish off by pulling out and coming onto the mirror while she watched. The further I ejaculated along the glass, the more this seemed to arouse her.

I suppose this and some of her other sexual preferences now seem very organised and kinky by most people's standards, but she was a very exciting lover, with absolutely no inhibitions or limitations.

It was not the best relationship I've ever had with a woman, perhaps because it was purely sex, but there are times when I'd happily re-live a few hours in her bedroom - or maybe not, as I'd probably have a heart attack these days.

[tvoblivion5]

I know for a fact that I am as jaded as jaded can get, save for the odd "yuck factor" things like scat and vomit... with that said, however, i'm pretty dirty.

Some examples:

I like to eat my cum out of girls pussy. I'm crazy for tittyfucking. I don't hesitate to stick my tongue up a girl's asshole. I have been in a 3some with another guy and my (now ex) wife, and I loved it. I have jacked off other guys and let them jack me off, and I am pretty sure I would suck a cock, and most likely give/get anal sex with another guy.

I also have a crazy fetish for middle age, plump, mexican, housewives.

[glyn]

Just seen a video of someone wanking over my wife's photo and it was a turn on.Is that depraved,or just normal?

[loosegoose]

somewhere between a smidgeon and a %$#kin' lot

[NIN]

Just seen a video of someone wanking over my wife's photo and it was a turn on.
Is that depraved,or just normal?

I'm guessing that you let your wifes' pics be published because it is a turn on for you glyn:confused:

:rolleyes: Depraved, would be if you ever start wanking to the video of the guy wanking over your wifes' pix :D:thumbsup:

BTW, I might have some pics of her too - I'll have to send you a scan & message to check :p
but no funny bizzness :mad:

[glyn]

No I'm not too keen on cocks.

[Estreeter]

Just seen a video of someone wanking over my wife's photo and it was a turn on.Is that depraved,or just normal?

No I'm not too keen on cocks.

:confused::confused::confused:

So Umm, You watch some bloke chokin' his chicken, doin' the Ol' five knuckle shuffle on his piss pump or whatever ya wanna call it, how about jerkin' off............what exactly turns you on about watchin' some bloke ? If you're not into cocks, is it the hand action :confused: the dopey look on his face 2 seconds before he shoots his load :confused: Maybe his hairy butt with his pants down :confused: I fail to understand your logic son :confused:

[glyn]

It's the cum all over my mrs.

[exfarmer]

T.M.I

Well I say one thing the thread title really fits. :mad:

[Estreeter]

It's the cum all over my mrs.

Hypothetical question......and I mean no offense, It's just myself being curious with human psychology as I usually am ;)

Somebody sends you a pic of his cum all over your wife's pictures and this turns you on , correct :confused:

Say for arguments sake he did it for real all over her body and in front of ya as you walked on on them......is it still a turn on :confused:

[glyn]

Probably

[Estreeter]

Probably

If it were myself in that situation, I wouldn't be jerkin' off watchin' them......\ If I knew that he knew she was tied to me his head would be smashed to a pulp.....and her, well, I don't hit women, but lets just say she won't be in the bed, house or street for much longer. And on her way out, I'd throw $100 at her and use the word whore somewhere............but that's just me ;)

[exfarmer]

Now I get that It could be a turn on to see your wife being screwed by another bloke, some men are into that. Not me I must admit.

But watching a guy wanking over her pictures it's got to be about what he's doing rubbing his dick and eventually shooting his load.
The fact that she isn't actually there, just him surely means that it's all about him?

[BLUEDINGO]

As depravity really begins in the home, then just have a look at my latest family snapshot::eek:
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/1/4/d/R/14dRh/tumblr_llh7ufRqhE1qh1le9_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/15782923-original.html)

Please keep in mind this is us on a good day!:eek::eek::eek:

And now if you'll forgive me, I must go tune up the banjo; it's pig squealing time...:rolleyes:

[Cheekymonkey]

How much time have you got?