What do you do for a living?

[jonny99]

I am a "lumper",an independent household goods mover,what do you do for a job?http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/1/thumbs/59ef94922edc_1.jpg (http://image.pimpandhost.com/guest/721071_x.html):cool:

[Bovon]

I'm a very small cog in a very large conglomerate - and sh*t,
do those wheels keep on turning!!

[Look]

As little as possible :D

[JayKok]

As little as possible :D

Likewise & for as much as possible:D

[oberonfoto]

Photographer ;-)

[Uncle Bob]

I am a retired glamour video producer, very retired and loving every moment of it. It is so good to wake up in the morning and realize that i don't have to think up some crappy story line, wonderful!!!

[troytempest77]

I'm a Product Development Engineer in charge of a team of engineers for one of the worlds largest conglomerates.

[trugoythewhitedove]

Likewise & for as much as possible:D

So who's blair and who's brown then ?

[qwerty17]

I get paid £800 a day to view porn sites and evaluate them for a large software company I can't name. Only work 4 days a week, though, so that's a problem. Need to find other consulting work to raise the lifestyle a bit.

[delius224]

Photographer & writer

[maildude]

I run a postal machine in a post facility. It sucks. :(

[MaxJoker]

http://img104.imagevenue.com/loc515/th_14219_2_123_515lo.jpg (http://img104.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14219_2_123_515lo.jpg)


Originally used to be a mercenary for hire oh wait no i mean i hired out masonry for a living , you know for people who couldn't buy it outright ...

:D

[thinlizzy]

I get paid £800 a day to view porn sites and evaluate them for a large software company I can't name. Only work 4 days a week, though, so that's a problem. Need to find other consulting work to raise the lifestyle a bit.
You get paid to view pornsites:DI cook,babysit,shop,do housework,help my children with their homework,satisfy my wife and I get paid nothing and I repeat YOU GET PAID FOR VIEWING PORNSITES(excuse the need to shout loudly):Donly joking,some guys have all the luck if it's true:)

[MaxJoker]

Have to say i was slightly skeptical about the thought of anyone getting paid £800 a day to view porn sites , because surely it isn't that hard (cough) to attract applicants ? ... Why i know a couple of people who`d be willing to do it for tissue paper alone ! :D ... Still the idea of sending my CV almost appealed to me there for a minute :rolleyes: ...



By the way can you claim for finger abrasions ? ,or is that considered an associated risk of the job :D ...

[scrumbo69]

I'm a chartered accountant working for a large national retailer. Think I would prefer to be paid to look at porn all day!

[buggeration]

Professional Wanker

[marksharp]

I'm self employed...so I work for the bank...the Inland Revenue....local councils...and support millions of unemployed....I'm so nice...I pay for your street lighting too......LOL

So I'm busy.....

[jjfox]

I'm a professional chess player.

[jonny99]

:DHoly shyte!Professional porn viewers,physicians,writers,accountants,cogs in the machine,cake decorators,stay at home dads and all!I've said it before and I'll undoubtedly say it again(drunks tend to repeat themselves)I think we could solve many of the worlds problems here at VEF,if only given PAC status and buckets of cash to bribe the pols http://img15.imagevenue.com/loc799/th_01112_buddy_christ_122_799lo.jpg (http://img15.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=01112_buddy_christ_122_799lo.jpg):Dc heers,jon

[thinlizzy]

Screen / script writer or in other words a failed author ,




Originally used to be a mercenary for hire oh wait no i mean i hired out masonry for a living , you know for people who couldn't buy it outright ...

:D
I'm sceptical myself but you never know,I loved the "mercenary for hire" bit,it made me laugh.I'm glad you get to meet young and aspiring actresses but just remember what Hitchcock said about how dumb some actresses can be and who they choose to sleep with to make it to the top:D

[Leprechaun]

Any parson here? :p

[DTravel]

What do you do for a living?

As little as I can get away with.

[mjefferys1]

Any parson here? :p

Only Parson Jack Russell but he's dog tired.

I wanted to be a Fighter Pilot but I'm scared of heights, so I thought Submariner but I'm claustrophobic, I thought big game hunter but loud noises make me jump.
In the end it was easy I became an alcoholic wanker, ask my wife.

[damp-patch]

Freelance cameraman, mostly tv but with occasional forays into adult stuff.

[Leprechaun]

Hmmmm .... http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL425/9869889/17847499/322172824.jpg

I thought that I just edited my post yesterday because of a spelling error. But now it seems that I have deleted it. I'm getting old. http://pic50.picturetrail.com/VOL425/9869889/17847499/322172891.jpg

What do you do for a living?

Not much at the moment, sorry. :o

I worked as a nurse (but I looked not half as good as this (http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=9636&highlight=nurse+porn) nurses ;)). Now I'm out of work because of chronical illness.

[buggeration]

I was a singer and guitarist with various bands but I now like to think of myself as an amateur gynaecologist - which is not that different from being in some of those bands...

I'm a retired gynaecologist myself, but I still like to keep my hand in.

[RjG57]

I used to be a division manger at an industrial complex then I seachanged to an island of the coast of Australia and now I chef part-time.
The money's not much chop so I'm not rolling in dough, but it's ok & it puts food on the table!

[marlon]

Not telling!

[Estreeter]

was an electrician for 22 years but now i'm a professional car door opener at a casino.

[rebecca281]

Working as a nurse.

But before you get too excited looking at my name/avatar, I'm a male nurse:D

[sevendown]

I sell solar pannels and heat pumps all over Portugal. And now I'm also selling wind generators to produce electric power.
So by selling so many reneweble energy equipments, I can really drive a big car that produces a lot of CO2, whithout a weight in my conscience, but I have to sell more to do that.

Adeus

Sevendown

[buggeration]

Let's just say, I started at the bottom and stayed there!

[Estreeter]

Let's just say, I started at the bottom and stayed there!
well, thats better than starting at the top and falling to the bottom

[buggeration]

well, thats better than starting at the top and falling to the bottom

I did try climbing higher. But I'm scared of heights

[symondo]

I work as a photocopier engineer at the moment not a bad laugh but not much in the way of folding green stuff! but as long as i'm happy thats the main thing! been in higher paid more stressful jobs but to be honest the money wasn't worth losing all my free time!

[Cromin]

I'm living the high life. I work in a shop selling lights. Ohhhh. Admit it, you're all impressed

[buggeration]

I'm living the high life. I work in a shop selling lights. Ohhhh. Admit it, you're all impressed

You're a bright spark and no mistake!

[mjefferys1]

I'm living the high life. I work in a shop selling lights. Ohhhh. Admit it, you're all impressed

Well you've lit up my day

[doyle]

Secretarial work for a church. No, I'm not making it up.

[Dr Shipherd]

I work in the legal profession. (Don't let my user name fool you. I'm not really a doctor; I just play one on the internet.)

[pornsquid]

Oil painter, figure and portrait mainly. Keeps me sane and brins in some extra cash.
Truck Driver, provides medical insurance and pays the rent.

[euler]

I work in the legal profession. (Don't let my user name fool you. I'm not really a doctor; I just play one on the internet.)

Sadly, in my experience, most Lawyers i know of despise Doctors, and would fear spontaneous combustion if mistaken for one. Hope you don't hate us also.

[Sam Spade]

I'm a trucker, delivering steel across the south of England.

[Airwiz]

Airbrush artist...hence the nickname to my immediate left....

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[Mofox]

I'm a web guruat the High Tech Crimes unit ... jokes... i work for PortlandTV.... so i surf the net all day and get paid :P

[jonny99]

I'm a trucker, delivering steel across the south of England.Whis it like trucking in the UK? Over here in the states its a real pain in the ass,with all the lane and speed restrictions,and the price of fuel ever increasing and the cost of permits and etc....etc.....

[Sam Spade]

Whis it like trucking in the UK? Over here in the states its a real pain in the ass,with all the lane and speed restrictions,and the price of fuel ever increasing and the cost of permits and etc....etc.....



It's the same here, all trucks are limited to a maximum speed of 50 - 57 mph (some large companies restrict their trucks to 50 in order to save fuel and reduce their insurance costs)

Fuels costs around £1.30 ish a litre ($2.49)

On motorways we are not allwed into the outside lane except if there are only 2 lanes.


It's very hard work for the smaller operators, quite a few have gone under mainly due to the fuel costs.

[the waitress]

Ordinary orderly in a hospital

[pedro_norte]

me? im a janitor at a university.. basically i get paid to sweep and mop and buff floors.. its an easy job since i work swing shift, i dnt get to deal with the hippie alumni

[Pinkpapercut]

Graphic Designer.

[carter75]

Just got back into the rat race after a long gap in an enjoyable but badly paid job. Now I play with money all day long and spend about 8 hours a week sitting in traffic jams.

Note to self, most people have money before quitting.

[svea4]

I`m working as a tax consultant in Germany

I love it, no I hate, I love it, no I hate it and so on:)

1) good job on the one side when you got a client saying "thanks guy for bringing me back 1.000 € from the tax office"

2) worse job when you got a client saying "What? I do have to pay taxes? I invested just 500.000 € in my firm. You guy must have done something wrong!"

when you take a look in his bookkepping and you see that he gained 1 Million or more from his investment then you feel like going back to client from 1) ....

there are worse jobs in Germany:)

[masterT]

i work in production on local TV station... boring as hell, but you have a lot of free time :)

[MaxJoker]

Decided to change jobs , from now on i`m a gunslinger for hire ,ok make that a Gatling gun slinger . Figure all i need is some chew'n tur'backie and a snappy catch phrase , maybe along the lines of " Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang , you`re dead ! "

http://img127.imagevenue.com/loc716/th_03412_predator3_123_716lo.jpg (http://img127.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=03412_predator3_123_716lo.jpg)


:cool:

[mjefferys1]

GreenSkull is right we all need career changes.
I wanted to be a Gynecologist but there were a few issues:

1. The dirty raincoat.
2. Me continually sniffing my fingers.
3. I thought all Doctors were in Practice, but no apparently not down the Pub, as I told the Policeman strange you would think the Barmaid would have appreciated a free examination in the convenience of the workplace.
4. The wife wouldn't let me bring my work home with me.
5. I kept redecorating my hallway through the letter box.

Then I tried condom tester but the gay scene just wasn't for me (safe sex sucks).

Taxi driver worked for a while but then the Police found out my Guide Dog didn't have a driving licence.

So back to being an alcoholic wanker with aspirations as an amateur Gynecologist.

[vintage.1990]

I work with music.

It's class. ;)

[flake56]

i work with my mind, am currently unemployed.

[Estreeter]

quit my stupid job at a stupid casino,
back to my trade, electrician

[JollyHumper]

I'm an animator, photographer and musician with soundeffects as a speciality.

Jolly

[Trip]

Decided to change jobs , from now on i`m a gunslinger for hire ,ok make that a Gatling gun slinger . Figure all i need is some chew'n tur'backie and a snappy catch phrase , maybe along the lines of
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang , you`re dead !

http://img127.imagevenue.com/loc716/th_03412_predator3_123_716lo.jpg (http://img127.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=03412_predator3_123_716lo.jpg)


:cool:

http://img209.imagevenue.com/loc15/th_42017_hardlaugh1_123_15lo.jpg
That is hilarious GS!! Made soda come out my nose.
Note to self: Never take a drink before reading Green Skull's posts.



Hey isn't that shot of Jesse Ventura from the film "Predator"?

[ripley9]

i wish i had qwertt17 job,as it is i work in a warehouse

[tikigod13]

Decided to change jobs , from now on i`m a gunslinger for hire ,ok make that a Gatling gun slinger . Figure all i need is some chew'n tur'backie and a snappy catch phrase , maybe along the lines of " Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang , you`re dead ! "

http://img127.imagevenue.com/loc716/th_03412_predator3_123_716lo.jpg (http://img127.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=03412_predator3_123_716lo.jpg)


:cool:


That's a pretty good career choice Greenskull. It got Jesse 'I ain't got time to bleed' Ventura (shown above in all his glory, although I kind of prefer the pro wrestling feathered boa look for him) all the way to my State's Governor's mansion!

[tmee2000]

I sense a career opportunity here. Svea4 could employ GreenSkull to deal with unruly clients. You could even update to an 88 mm Flak gun. They used to have a lot of these in Germany, don't know if they still do: http://img245.imagevenue.com/loc48/th_94346_88_gun_123_48lo.jpg (http://img245.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=94346_88_gun_123_48lo.jpg)

[svea4]

I sense a career opportunity here. Svea4 could employ GreenSkull to deal with unruly clients. You could even update to an 88 mm Flak gun. They used to have a lot of these in Germany, don't know if they still do: http://img245.imagevenue.com/loc48/th_94346_88_gun_123_48lo.jpg (http://img245.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=94346_88_gun_123_48lo.jpg)

not sure about the 88mm:p

but for some clients: plz use it (but only after they have paid me in cash):D

[Albert Mudat]

I'm a rabbi and I've been hired by the Mods of this forum to make sure all the porn posted here is Kosher.
(it's a tough job...)

[mjefferys1]

I'm a rabbi and I've been hired by the Mods of this forum to make sure all the porn posted here is Kosher.
(it's a tough job...)

What no Pork?
How will we do the Duchess of York?

[SC19]

i`m a fireman who wants to remain one .But along with my colleagues has to deal with piss poor equipment .next to no union support . time wasting visits to joke call outs and ignorant kids throwing stones and garbage at us while we are trying to control the fires some of them deliberately started.Also the money isn't even that great now the increases don't mean anything due to the cost of surviving and i`m thinking of taking on a part time security job at my local superstore just to get a bit extra together of Christmas.:mad:

still it could be worse at least ive got my health and this site

[vintage.1990]

i`m a fireman who wants to remain one .But along with my colleagues has to deal with piss poor equipment .next to no union support . time wasting visits to joke call outs and ignorant kids throwing stones and garbage at us while we are trying to control the fires some of them deliberately started.Also the money isn't even that great now the increases don't mean anything due to the cost of surviving and i`m thinking of taking on a part time security job at my local superstore just to get a bit extra together of Christmas.:mad:

still it could be worse at least ive got my health and this site


Respect mate, I can't understand the mentality of some kids either. There is no reason at all to attack the fire brigade, it sickens me when I hear about it on the news.

You're all doing a sterling job, and we are all grateful. To hear about the pay vs standard of living it's a disgrace. You are lifesavers (and riskers), you should be paid to reflect that.

Keep up the good work mate.

[docboy10uk]

Im A Chartered Accountant working for the Govt

[jonny99]

I am a "lumper",an independent household goods mover,what do you do for a job?http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/1/thumbs/59ef94922edc_1.jpg (http://image.pimpandhost.com/guest/721071_x.html):cool:I am now a pawn for the very slumlords I have so visciously trashed in other posts.I now work for a rental management company,maintaining and rehabbing flats.

[MaxJoker]

Due to the economic flush i've started two new jobs , one during the day as a bodyguard and the other at night working house clearance . Ok some might call it just stalking and burglary , but me i don't go in for labels :rolleyes:

[mrbusch]

I work with paper, I'm controlling jobs and tell people what to do.
Guess I'm some kind of a boss...In the construction biz.

[groovesection]

Im a DJ "GrooveSection" :) Think thats a clue to my job!

[MaxJoker]

I chucked in the first of my two new jobs , mainly as i spent so much time stalking women i couldn`t find time off to follow them . Anyway i am now a contract killer , you know i check that fine print wording at the end of the second from last page that everyone ignores , quite frankly it`s amazing how many claims can be voided just by signing with blue ink , let alone blood.

[p.o.duggan]

Professional Wanker


...what a coincidence - i work for a bank as well! :D

[kiwi]

a bit of everything

[AMDefoe]

general music promotion.This includes setting up gigs,publicity,being a roadie,video and photography,doing press releases etc etc.

Does it pay well ?? - NO
its a myth about the music buisness being full of rich people,its not,its full of people trying to run small clubs and their bands on very limited budgets,which is why i work with over 20 bands and get nothing but free gigs,cd's,booze and cigars :)

When not doing that i produce music,am currently in 2 bands,also do podcasts for underground bands.

All rock and metal of course

[MaxJoker]

a bit of everything


Where do you find the time ? :D

[kiwi]

Where do you find the time ? :D

Under the carpet :D ;)

where do you find yours?

[Sam Spade]

Under the carpet :D ;)

where do you find yours?


Under the fridge, or down the side of the sofa, with the remote control and £1.67 in loose change. :cool:

[dhream]

If I told you all, I'd have to kill you all... and then where would I go to boast. bitch. banter and beg?

[MaxJoker]

Under the carpet :D ;)

where do you find yours?



Why on my wrist of course , or from the mouths of strangers :rolleyes:

[kairos1]

I am the "chief of technics" in an austrian museum
you could also say the "maintanance-slave" ;-)
but the job is ok ...

[Ogri]

According to my boss I'm a Professional Cat Herder & Magician as I can pull Top Hats out of Rabbit's A*ses...

[HBT731]

I was a machinist...working in tool and die making. Now due to a knee in jury I am unable to stand and walk for very long. So, I'm a stay at home husband now. Cleaning and cooking are my main duties. :)

[highviolet]

I have a small farm. I grow certified organic vegetables that are sold in farmers markets and I sell to some high end restaurants here in the Upper Midwest. In the winter I play guitar and fuck off on the internet :)

[jobart]

I'm a rabbi and I've been hired by the Mods of this forum to make sure all the porn posted here is Kosher.
(it's a tough job...)

And yet everything is good in the pig ......

[Leprechaun]

I have a small farm. I grow certified organic vegetables that are sold in farmers markets and I sell to some high end restaurants here in the Upper Midwest.

Isn't such farming a seasonal business? You don't have earnings in winter and spring? :confused:

[highviolet]

Isn't such farming a seasonal business? You don't have earnings in winter and spring? :confused:

I don't actually earn money during winter. Fortunately, it's not a problem.

[lili]

web design , animations, flash animations, 3d modeling..... :)

[DEATHMAN]

I am an overworked, underpaid, heartless, uncaring, inconsiderate civil servant. Some of the people who have the honour of speaking to me and so ruin my sleep call me a lousy stinking b*****d. Such nice people, the unemployed.

[BigBucket]

If i told you i'd have to kill you... ;)

[damp-patch]

If i told you i'd have to kill you... ;)

Public convenience cleaner then.

[BigBucket]

Public convenience cleaner then.

LOL :D Mild mannered janitor...

[lip]

I've studied architecture, but worked only half a year in that profession after the end of the education. I liked the work itself but hated to be every day in the same office around the same people. So I decided to have a second education as a social worker, and after that I worked a few years helping long term unemployed people back to employment. Between all that I was a militia warrant officer in the swiss army. But today I work for a big second hand shop, collecting and delivering furniture and small goods. With this I've found a job I really like. It's absolute stress free, somewhat good paid, every day brings something new, and I only work four days a week. - Finally I've found my place.

[homer2009]

I babysit 15 babies who's ages range from 35-60.

I pat heads and wipe noses all day long, but they pay me big bucks to do it.

My actual title is that of Maintenance Supervisor in a failing pulp mill.

[perfect10]

Well I'm a student...so I dont do much of anything really:rolleyes:

[Farowt]

Retired Corperate Executive Chef. When I am not here now, I burn old time radio cd's. The Shadow knows....hehehahaHaHaHAHA!:D

[MaxJoker]

I now run a homeless shelter for young female immigrants , well i say a shelter but i guess it`s more of a king size bed really. Still if there are ever any awkward questions or unintelligible grunts once i drop my slacks , i merely point to the tin foil badge sellotaped to my jacket and the European union quilt cover , as i find they usually get me over any embarrassing humps :rolleyes:

[Nandofotografo]

Well...

I´m a newcomer here, and love it!

Forty years old, brazilian medical doctor!

That´s all folks!

[chrissy]

Self-employed Civil Engineer

[Drella]

Graduate student/researcher. All I do currently is work and study, because excitement is my middle name.

[MaxJoker]

I've started yet another new job.

I`m a Conservancy Unilateral Noncommittal Technician , for those not in the know it means i call call centers to make sure their lines are busy , quite good really plus in only two weeks i`m already fluent in Hindi and Urdu

http://img178.imagevenue.com/loc235/th_79770_skull_4_123_235lo.jpg (http://img178.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=79770_skull_4_123_235lo.jpg)

[Bovon]

I've started yet another new job... in only two weeks i`m already fluent in Hindi and Urdu


Well can you ask the b*st*rds when they're gonna sort out my Water Bill!!

[MaxJoker]

Well can you ask the b*st*rds when they're gonna sort out my Water Bill!!


Gone one better and made you an appointment to meet your supplier manager monitor direct , get yourself over to India and go to

Tikka Ltd / G-8 Madras Industrial Village / Shanty Block 1274663527 / Prefab Shack Number 674522 / it`s right next to the tea seller with no hands , ask for Mr Kickback

Oh it`s for 6am this Saturday , trust that`s convenient ?

[prokiller]

hi guys! i think im probably the only member who can say this, im a registered firearms dealer!

[Cissco]

I'm a security guard

[brianwp]

I've started yet another new job.

I`m a Conservancy Unilateral Noncommittal Technician , for those not in the know it means i call call centers to make sure their lines are busy , quite good really plus in only two weeks i`m already fluent in Hindi and Urdu

http://img178.imagevenue.com/loc235/th_79770_skull_4_123_235lo.jpg (http://img178.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=79770_skull_4_123_235lo.jpg)

Oh, you're so full of it, Greenie!:cool:

[forgan]

Screenwriter :)

currently unemployed :(

By the way, is there any producer or director here? :rolleyes:

[MaxJoker]

Oh, you're so full of it, Greenie!:cool:


Yes i am and it`s called civic pride :D

Then it comes with the job , well my new job anyway :cool:


See i`m a point man for budding relationships

http://img262.imagevenue.com/loc565/th_14219_green_ingame_123_565lo.JPG (http://img262.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14219_green_ingame_123_565lo.JPG)

I bravely go in first

http://img204.imagevenue.com/loc535/th_12636_Z2_123_535lo.jpg (http://img204.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12636_Z2_123_535lo.jpg)

Suss out any dangers

http://img258.imagevenue.com/loc505/th_12597_EATING_123_505lo.jpg (http://img258.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12597_EATING_123_505lo.jpg)


Discover hidden traps in the womans psyche

http://img165.imagevenue.com/loc989/th_12606_scream_123_989lo.jpg (http://img165.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12606_scream_123_989lo.jpg)


Get ambushed by emotional out bursts

http://img188.imagevenue.com/loc908/th_12617_See_who7s_at_the_door_123_908lo.jpg (http://img188.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12617_See_who7s_at_the_door_123_908l o.jpg)


Take the flack and grief

http://img258.imagevenue.com/loc506/th_12603_megaphone_3_123_506lo.JPG (http://img258.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12603_megaphone_3_123_506lo.JPG)


Sometimes i`m under fires so intense i briefly need to duck and cover

http://img192.imagevenue.com/loc1038/th_12612_screaming_123_1038lo.jpg (http://img192.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12612_screaming_123_1038lo.jpg)


But in the end we get back around the negotiation table

http://img263.imagevenue.com/loc225/th_12596_Discuss_what_we6re_doing_that_evening_123 _225lo.jpg (http://img263.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12596_Discuss_what_we6re_doing_that_ evening_123_225lo.jpg)


Of course even a professional point man has limitations

http://img34.imagevenue.com/loc1096/th_12623_SHOPPING_123_1096lo.jpg (http://img34.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12623_SHOPPING_123_1096lo.jpg)


Still in the end any future problems are sorted out and happy peace reigns

http://img132.imagevenue.com/loc736/th_12631_Z1_123_736lo.JPG (http://img132.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12631_Z1_123_736lo.JPG)


Course there is the odd failure to properly communicate

http://img229.imagevenue.com/loc517/th_12629_shovel_123_517lo.jpg (http://img229.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12629_shovel_123_517lo.jpg)

But then that`s where Cedric the shovel comes in ;)


So next time you realise you`re with a perfect woman just take a moment and give thought and thanks to us PP`s , because it's men like us who made your life that much easier

http://img209.imagevenue.com/loc593/th_14447_dddddddddddddd_123_593lo.jpg (http://img209.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14447_dddddddddddddd_123_593lo.jpg)

[Carrot74]

Retired at age 43 after 25 years penance - I mean service to the crown - and happily living in Northern Canada. The wife went away years ago so what worries?

[murfman08]

finishing my last yr training in med school to become a fully qualified forensic pathologist!! i love being around death in a non-sick in the head kind of way! haha

[widower54]

Automotive Tech and Business owner. for lets say 33 years

[gapedhok]

I've spent the last 17 years working for a "non-traditional lending agency". Oh what the hell I work muscle for a loan shark. Been shot once, attacked with a knife several times and lost track of how many stitches from "disagreements over payment terms". Not the life as portrayed in the movies but the pay is fantastic.

[The Black Baron]

IT (information technology). I test software for my company.

[mrfixit]

I am a nocturnal ingestable goods sorting technician.
In other words I stock shelves in a grocery store.

[Traxman]

I used to be a snow plough driver in Trinidad, but got sacked for fiddling the overtime.

[OxfordBaggins]

I'm an Internet consultant working for a UK ISP. My claim to fame is writing some software to stop school kids from access sites such as ... erm ... VEF :rolleyes:

[Traxman]

Throughout my childhood I dreamt of becoming a great, famous conductor............but the advent of one-man buses put paid to that.

I then began training as a tree surgeon, but had to give it up; couldn't stand the sight of sap.

Finally I became a baker; I didn't really want to, but kneaded the dough.

[pumpkin13]

Police sketch artist.

[tamsmith]

Police sketch artist.

So you are the one who made that great sketch of me.

[parrabol]

car painter. i make things shiny :). i also airbrush. cheers.

[pumpkin13]

So you are the one who made that great sketch of me.

sorry about the hairline. Oh, and the teeth.

[NelsonsGoodeye]

Self unemployed!

[Estreeter]

Self unemployed!
I think I'm well qualified for that position also:D

[NortonSapp]

I back racehorses for a living.

[tamsmith]

sorry about the hairline. Oh, and the teeth.

But you made me look 20 years younger without any airbrushing.

Now that IS a skill.

Even the wife did not recognise me.

[tamsmith]

I back racehorses for a living.

My son is doing that and apparently I have re-opened the Bank Of Dad.

[whiskymick]

I worked in the aerospace industry for the last 20 years now crippled and retired i spend a lot of time online

[Oswald]

Since being made redundant by a textile company in 1994 I have done many different jobs interwoven with bouts of unemployment.

I've worked as a warehouseman, factory operative (on 3 different occasions by 3 different companies), nightwatchman, labourer on a building site (I hated this), dustman, painter and decorator (very briefly), debt collector (truly awful job - I only did this for a month) and my last job was with a furniture removal company (this ended in August). I this specific moment in time I'm on the old rock 'n' roll -dole.

[brianwp]

I think I'm well qualified for that position also:D

Since being made redundant by a textile company in 1994 I have done many different jobs interwoven with bouts of unemployment.

I also worked long ago in the textile industry. My father was a worldwide well known embroidery machinist. (In England, also). But for the last 19 years I have had my own custom cabinetmaking company, which is now in the shitter, thanks to the current economy. So now, I'm looking for a job at the age of 58. Just great, innit? You work your ass off your whole life, and when you should be retiring and enjoying life, you find yourself in penury.

[palo5]

I'm a wheel-clamper and debt-collector --I like meeting people :D

[butterball]

Forensic chemist.......but it ain't like on TV.

[Oswald]

So now, I'm looking for a job at the age of 58. Just great, innit? You work your ass off your whole life, and when you should be retiring and enjoying life, you find yourself in penury.

I'm 48 and I've been politely (:rolleyes:) informed by the Jobcentre that the chances of me gaining any future permanent full-time employment are nil. I'm obviously not the only person they've told - but it's really depressing to think at the prime of your life, you're on the scrap-heap. :(

[Nelberto]

about to lose job in building trade(after 7 yrs)before that 15 yrs in ceramic factories and 3yrs in food production factory but nearly all manufacturing has moved away from the area and massive redundancies in building trades,not looking to hopeful:(happy christmas eh!?!

[brianwp]

These are hard time all about, brothers. Chin up! Now's the time to find whether a friend is truly a friend, eh? Thank God I've got a couple! But I'm wearing them down, and I can't blame them.

[Clouddancer]

After having a few reasonably successful businesses in the UK I retired & moved to Spain but unfortunately i managed to get involved in business once again, so now I have a bar & a finger in a few other things, but I'm happy to report I have considerably reduced my hours.:)

[palo5]

After having a few reasonably successful businesses in the UK I retired & moved to Spain but unfortunately i managed to get involved in business once again, so now I have a bar & a finger in a few other things, but I'm happy to report I have considerably reduced my hours.:)

At least someone's prospering :thumbsup:

[Mal Hombre]

I'm a machinist in a small factory.

[welderman]

http://img199.imagevenue.com/loc519/th_93260_welder1_123_519lo.jpg (http://img199.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=93260_welder1_123_519lo.jpg)

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Having spent 8 years working in shipyards in
holland...I've now returned to england
due to ill health.{lungs Fu**ed}...
BEST JOB I EVER HAD....

[pablo6989]

Hey'a

I've just started Phd in Power Electronics ;)

Hmmm porn takes too much time in my tight schedule :D

Greets

[whiskymick]

I'm an out of work lamplighter waiting for gas to make a comeback : )

[haldane4]

Self unemployed!

Count me in. I have 'caring responsibilities' too - I need to look after my stash.

[kingfisher552]

I'm a mailman. The organization is run so badly, it deserves to go out of business

[MrKinkade]

@ the moment Iam a full time carer (my mother) also buy/sell troubleshoot computers to keep me sane.

[donny1]

Undertaker! I know its a dying trade ;-)

[Extempus]

Certified massage therapist. Yes, I massage naked women for a living... :thumbsup:

[Ace1965]

I have been in the automotive industry just about my whole adult life.

[blatt]

:) I work in a freezing cold during the winter and baking hot in summer open plan office for westminster council .Answering calls from Londoners who want to complain about everything from a crack in the pavement outside their house to why their local supermarket has run out of organic milk. Its very boring and because of the way the office is set out has zero privacy. The pays alright though all things considered. At least it is if you unplug your phone and pretend youre speaking to somebody for half an hour :)

[Manny Fagnett]

I am a 20 odd stone bloke with missing teeth who is a receptionist at a swimming pool and gym! Fancy seeing me on your first visit, Brittas would have a heart attack! I honestly could believe that I was once Britains fattest qualified lifeguard (And I was actually good at my job.)

[Sharkhunter]

Like many others on here, I was once a professional porn site reviewer. When I went for the interview, I was never told how much damage it could do to you.

I had to give up the job due to RSI, and am now on incapacity benefit.

[PornLovingCpl]

Both Doctors in different specialities (and hospitals). Makes for boring supper conversations!

[dbailey]

Both Doctors in different specialities (and hospitals). Makes for boring supper conversations!

Not Gynaecologists then? .....:rolleyes:.........:D

[keefriff]

I hate to admit it but I sell CCTV/Security equipment to installation firms. I have a hard time reconciling myself to it sometimes because of the "Big Brother" factor in how and where they are installed. I can't complain too much because I still have a job in this wretched economy. It is a real indictment of both our ecomomy and our society that even in the midst of the global downturn our business is fairly healthy. People and businesses want to protect their ass(et)s more than ever. I wish i could find something I enjoy more but the Queen of Mean (my s/o) has to be kept in her diamonds and furs or else I am spending ALL of my time on VEF. Come to think of it, that may not be a bad thing.:p

[MaxJoker]

I hate to admit it but I sell CCTV/Security equipment to installation firms. I have a hard time reconciling myself to it sometimes because of the "Big Brother" factor in how and where they are installed.


That reminds me i don`t suppose you have any spare razors do you brother ?, or for that matter heard anything about next months chocolate ration quota ;)


Now me i've decided to jack in all my jobs and live off my savings :thumbsup:


Although what i`ll do when the money runs out three weeks next Friday is anybodies guess :D

[elf4736]

I worked in the printing industry for 30 years. This industry has died and I now find myself looking for a new carrer path.

[keefriff]

That reminds me i don`t suppose you have any spare razors do you brother ?, or for that matter heard anything about next months chocolate ration quota ;)


Now me i've decided to jack in all my jobs and live off my savings :thumbsup:


Although what i`ll do when the money runs out three weeks next Friday is anybodies guess :D


I'm sorry Archbishop Greenskull but I don't make enough money to have any "spare" razors. Those suckers cost mucho dinero!!! What's this about a chocolate ration!??!! I have heard nothing about that but after word gets out I am sure there will be a run on Snickers, Kit-Kats and whatever is popular on that side of the Atlantic. Mmmmmm.........chocolate:)

[blatt]

I'm sorry Archbishop Greenskull but I don't make enough money to have any "spare" razors. Those suckers cost mucho dinero!!! What's this about a chocolate ration!??!! I have heard nothing about that but after word gets out I am sure there will be a run on Snickers, Kit-Kats and whatever is popular on that side of the Atlantic. Mmmmmm.........chocolate:)


I think GreenSkull was making a play on what you said about big brother . Because those two classic quotes about razors and chocolate rations were from george owells 1984 novel :):thumbsup:

A time we look to maybe be experiencing for real in the not so near future . Suppose he should have called it 2084 :eek:

Already said what i do for a living. But what id really like to do is be one of those professional food tasters .For somewhere like dominoes or something. Or failing that a beer taster . How do you get a job like that anyway :confused::)

[keefriff]

I think GreenSkull was making a play on what you said about big brother . Because those two classic quotes about razors and chocolate rations were from george owells 1984 novel :):thumbsup:

A time we look to maybe be experiencing for real in the not so near future . Suppose he should have called it 2084 :eek:

Already said what i do for a living. But what id really like to do is be one of those professional food tasters .For somewhere like dominoes or something. Or failing that a beer taster . How do you get a job like that anyway :confused::)

Ahhhh.....I get it now:o. It's been a long time since I read the book. I guess the rat sequence always stuck in my mind a little more. Thanks for helping me out Blatt:thumbsup:. I need it.

[Dekoda]

I was hired to fill in for one of those dummies in car crash tests. It hurts like hell, but the money's good.

[doyle]

What do I do? Nothing - I've been out of work over a year, with no improvement in sight.

[Dekoda]

I wonder how much the guy in this picture gets paid for the job he's doing? I wonder if there are any openings....


http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/h/J/Y/3/hJY3/escort_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/show/id/4228279)

[Mal Hombre]

I wonder how much HE pays to do that job.

[MaxJoker]

I wonder if there are any openings....


http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/h/J/Y/3/hJY3/escort_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/show/id/4228279)

I`m sure if she was asked nicely they'd be one , or maybe even three ;) :thumbsup:

[CaptainVirtue]

I'm primarily a scenic and nature photographer, but I also do some work in glamour photography.

[catatonic]

I work in a power plant operating boilers. We are a district heating plant so we supply to quite a few buildings. Hopfully soon we will be generating electricity.
Been doing this for 30 yrs and hope to retire soon.

[MaxJoker]

Arms dealer ;):thumbsup:

http://thumbnails106.imagebam.com/22901/558427229006004.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/558427229006004)

What ? , where did you think those dolls some of you play with get their limbs from :rolleyes:

[ellias]

I returned to school in the early 80s to get a degree in commercial art. Since then, I have worked for a number of hardware tool manufacturers creating printed literature and advertising as a designer and photographer. In 2007, my employer shipped my job to a marketing firm in North Carolina and I was out of a job. Impossible to find another full-time job in a crappy Obama economy and being 57 years old. For the last 5 years I have been working freelance with mostly photography and Photoshop work to pay the bills.

Previous to all of that, I was a television director, a dental technician, and a police officer.

[mizlaplan]

I do a manual job which appears to be beneath the dignity of most tw*ts in The Marches. (the asterisk in this case is a wildcard for the letter "a")
Funnily enough the hundreds of East Europeans I work alongside don't think it's beneath their dignity at all :rolleyes:
I would like to make them UK citizens and deport the "bad back" British slackers to Eastern Europe.
Good F***ing riddance to Homo Effluent :mad:

[JollyHumper]

Music and porn, basically.

[jackpinesavage]

I'm a stupidity processor at Freak Show Central.

I work in world known food producing factory, we are #1 at what we do in the world. No joke.

And it's a company of idiots, managed & supervised by morons. No Joke.

Most from the top, down are there because nobody else wants them, it's their last chance at a job.

The biggest joke is, the company itself.

[theequestrian]

I have 2 jobs:

I am the Chief of Technical Operations - formal title - for the Savannah, Georgia affiliate of the CW Network. In reality I'm an executive button pusher. I'm the poor schmuck in the control room that inserts local commercials and switches from one program to another. Because the run times of all commercials must be noted in a master log I - unfortunately - have one of the few jobs in the world that requires you to know the time, to the second. As you might imagine this takes clock watching to a sublime level.
I usually describe my job like this:
"I get paid to watch TV 8 hours a day. But, I can only watch 1 channel and it's a shitty one"

My other - and much more enjoyable - job, is as a studio guitarist/bassist and recording engineer. It can be very lucrative, but the work is never steady.

I'm going to start taking night courses so that, before I die, I'll finally be able to call myself a Certified Freelance Gynocologist.

[botogames]

I have an extremely boring job fixing computers.

I rather be a grip in the porn industry... but those days are now gone..

And the hell with being a lumber jack... I hate wearing supenders and a bra.

[Mainwaring1967]

I hint that I am employed very suitably most in rendering of instructive volumes in relation of consumer electronical entertainings type machinery from the asiatic speeches into far more preferential speaking of the English.

2013 anniversarises the twenty and seven perhaps of years in that my employability is fully functioning.

in the nearest months it was my honourest pleasant as the to be appointment in english speaking translatorious supervisionary assignations for Samsung.

my thanking all eyes to watch VFE foramen.