What is the dirtiest thing your wife does for you

[will]

Mine is pretty tame, she masturbates while giving me ablow job, we film it and watch it back while she wanks me

[Tomkin1]

Masturbates and poses for me - masturbates, sucks and fucks with me while others watch and photograph - in that situation has done pissing and taken a golden shower from me - oh and yes she licks my asshole... does any of this rate any?

[Pugwash]

Mine helped clean the chain on my motor bike !

[karlafong]

She divorced me. No wait, that was the BEST thing ....

[Denaniel]

Picks up other women for me -- actually for both of us, since she's bi -- and tries to see just how kinky they'll go...

[patterslut]

She sicced her lawyer on me for nearly 100k (which I dont have).

[banquomerc]

we've been married over 15 years;my wife takes facials and breast shots, does anal once in a while, sucks my balls, basically everything and loves it when I return the favor by bringing her off with a good clitoral lick. we have a lot of fun and somehow it gets balanced even with three kids-btw, we work at lovemaking and sex and make time for it with a crazy American life even in a stupid Republican puritan culture.

[VallesMarineris]

i've been really lucky as she does it all. if i show her something in a movie,
or from the internet she is always up for trying. latley it has been a technique that i have come up with -
a spoon position, while using a two handed (my four fingers from each hand inside her at the same time), stretching her apart, while sliding Little Elvis in.
she has a thin blonde dishwater look which is my favorite, so she has been the perfect match for me... except for the argument this morning which may go on all weekend...

[spitalhouse]

My underpants.

[buggeration]

Wees on me

[shamefree]

My wife had a love of being DPed, once she tried it she couldn't get enough, It continued after we where divorced, I think it was a power trip for her. I just loved to see her in ecstasy. BJs on the Highway while I was Driving ( a death wish on my part I'm afraid ) but she would try anything, do anything, and do anything that felt good again and again. Guess we had a passion for doing it where and when it was a risk we might get caught.

[Adam West]

I'm divorced now, but probably the dirtiest thing she ever did for me was swallow me whole and take a cum shot in her mouth. Now that might not sound that dirty, but considering she had never done it before or since, that wins hands down.

But she loved wearing nylons for me and did so anytime I asked, so she wasn't all that bad now that I think about it.

[robmurr2000]

i work away from home but on the occasions when i get leave and go home for a while,she likes to tell me how she has been a bad girl and that i've to smack her ass as i fuck her from behind. tells me that she has been fucking loads of strangers and licking her best friends pussy-purely fantasy.....i hope!!! lol...except for licking her friends pussy,in my mind it really happened!!!

[copernicus]

Mine fucks my best friend on a regular basis and lets me film them

[MaxJoker]

My missus always forgets to hover right at the corners or dust around my anus properly ,also doesn't clean the fridge out for some reason even if it's getting a bit mucky what with the decaying stuff and all.Then again i`m not married so that could be it ?.

[Howard Moon]

Back in the days before we were married.....she changed the rear section of the exhaust on my car whilst i was on holiday with the lads (she really did!). It'd started to blow a little just before I went away.

Several years later she asked for a power drill for christmas - I am NOT making this up!

[anklebiter]

It's been a while, but my wife likes to be with other women.She lets me tape her, and usually join in.She's not really "openly" bi, so these times are rare( with trusted friends).Sad really, because if we had the guts it would happen alot more often.

Also, though she don't really like anal sex, she's a good sport about letting me try a few times a year.Never had any success, but I believe in perseverance:p

[AEKara]

But she loved wearing nylons for me and did so anytime I asked, so she wasn't all that bad now that I think about it.

Sorry Batman, that was Robin wearing the nylons....

[culnrowe]

Sometimes she takes her nightie right off - only in summer though

[Beachburner]

Wives do dirty things?

[Estreeter]

Sometimes she takes her nightie right off - only in summer though
is that why you are on this forum?

[culnrowe]

is that why you are on this forum?

Before I found this forum I had no idea such things went on in the world.

I am building up the courage to ask the missus if we can have the light on some time, even when the nightie has come off. Wonder if she looks like the women I see here.

[groovesection]

My ex from years back Kaz (Karen) was a filthy little slut.
we used to enjoy mamoth sessions both coked up,done all the usual stuff you would expect,every position imaginable,used toys,she even wanted me to really fuck her roughly 1 night ( i mean ROUGHLY) that was fucking ace!

she used to really get off a good hard ass puonding when she had a line or 2 of coke up he nose.The coke seemed to relax her and she loved it,
She was never a fan of anal when she was dunk though.
even had a threesome with her and my best mate Leon who ive known over 20 years,It was a good experience but afterwards i did get a bit wierd about it (not reccomended unless you are 100% sure you want to do it,but it may have been the comedown of the coke that made me feel wierd about it)
she certainly enjoyed being roasted though.slut!

Only things i havnet tried is a threesome with 2 girls (i wish)
or gay (no fucking way old pal :D

[culnrowe]

I decided to pluck up the courage to ask my wife if she could act like a whore in bed.

She replied she already does - she goes through the motions mechanically without pleasure or enthusiasm and gets the job done as quickly as possible.

Oh well, back to the porn.

[Estreeter]

I would not call it dirty but my ex girlfriend had a habbit of sitting on my face and rub it so hard and fast that a few times she actually managed to give me a blood nose

[kiwi]

Only things i havnet tried is a threesome with 2 girls (i wish)
:D

Aha Laddy, I fucking have!:D - I had a 3sum with my wife when she was my girlfriend and her twin sister!

Aint I the jammy c*nt, gs1?

Sadly, it only happened once, I think it was my birthday.

maybe they'll do it again for me 50th! :D but I'll prob need viagra :(

Kiwi

[groovesection]

You lucky git Kiwi :D
The only way id get to have a threesome with 2 girls these days would be to pay for it lol

[flypup]

Picks up other women for me -- actually for both of us, since she's bi -- and tries to see just how kinky they'll go...

How the fuck do you find enough time to post all that porn?:D I'd wouldn't have enough time to check my email..

[kiwi]

How the fuck do you find enough time to post all that porn?:D I'd wouldn't have enough time to check my email..


Me too buddy & everyone else on this forum - infact, the the place would be F@cking empty!

Kiwi :D

[dhream]

The dirtiest thing my first wife ever did was the dishes.

The dirtiest thing my second wife ever did was con me into a second marriage, actually in fairness, my dick was responsible for that disaster...

I'm still pushing the envelope with the future Mrs. Dhream... whatever the outcome there, I'm gonna get my moneys worth! Watch this space! :D

[dhream]

Back in the days before we were married.....she changed the rear section of the exhaust on my car whilst i was on holiday with the lads (she really did!). It'd started to blow a little just before I went away.

Several years later she asked for a power drill for christmas - I am NOT making this up!

Hang on to that one! :D

[knobby109]

She washes my underpants.That's dirty :-)

[Estreeter]

The dirtiest and filthiest things all my ex GF''s did all occured in the deepest part of my sleep.

[MrEnrich]

she likes wearing garter belts and stockings.. also basques..
she likes to pee with her widely opend pussy.. :)

[hudley]

my ex, before we were married, was up for most anything.

top of the list was 3somes with a coworker of hers. some of the highlights of those encounters were; the first time, after i had fucked her to orgasm, she straddled her friends face, grabbed her by the ankles, held her legs open and said "go on, fuck her, fuck her hard". then she ate her after i came in her friend. made a good, sticky show of it too. bitch had real talent. unfortunately in the long run i learned she was a great actress in other ways, such as in getting me to marry her.

another thing she did with that friend (friend was in early 20's, me late 20's and gf mid 30's, btw) was I was fucking the friend with her on top, and gf slid two fingers up the friend's butthole and massaged my dick.

she loved cum, and did a much better showing than porn chicks in stringing it around and playing with it before eating it. some things i got her to do was go a week without bathing and not change underwear....what a stink! but it was hot. i fucked her with the panties stretched between the knees so I could smell them while doing her. i also got her to go from September to May without shaving. she liked it. unfortunately she wasnt very hairy.

7 great years, then I married her. the attitude quickly changed to "you're stuck with me now". Now I'm with a sweet little redhead. no kink, but i got a natural red bush to play with, and being in my mid 40's, thats good enough.

[charliedog]

my gf enjoys a messy P2M cumshot.

what a coincidence....so do I.

[buggeration]

she fucked me in the ass with her dildo at the weekend. I returned the compliment the next day when my mate and I both boned her in the ass.

[culnrowe]

We tried kissing without even brushing our teeth first, but she said she did not like it as it missed out the only form of foreplay I know anything about.

All a bit deflating really.

[Handyman08]

My laundry

[barnmania]

She has allowed me to video our kinkiest moments - lately, stripping and blindfolding her, tying her hands behind her back, placing her on a stool and tightening a noose around her neck - I finger her until she comes and then she sucks me off...

[trreeww]

Well now where do I start,

My GF has licked my ass, swallowed, spat, had me pussy fist her, a massive black dildo up her ass and im in her pussy, she loves anal, had a speculum in her pussy, ass to mouth, masturbates over lesbian porn and talks really dirty about how I would like to fuck her redhead friend, and so would she with a double ender, had a massive carrot up her ass and one up mine when wanking and fucking, pissing on me, she would however like a 3some with a bi guy and rub pussies with another girl whilst sucking me off we are working on those situations as I type :)

Damn man I thought I had it pretty good,but this girl sounds like a pornstar!!

[Estreeter]

Well now where do I start,

My GF has licked my ass, swallowed, spat, had me pussy fist her, a massive black dildo up her ass and im in her pussy, she loves anal, had a speculum in her pussy, ass to mouth, masturbates over lesbian porn and talks really dirty about how I would like to fuck her redhead friend, and so would she with a double ender, had a massive carrot up her ass and one up mine when wanking and fucking, pissing on me, she would however like a 3some with a bi guy and rub pussies with another girl whilst sucking me off we are working on those situations as I type :)

Whatever you do, Do Not Marry this girl, you just know if you did all this will and i mean will cease.

[darknight]

mine lets me surf the net :)

[Estreeter]

mine lets me surf the net :)

But does she know you are a member of this site?

[achillesheels]

My wife used to be an amateur photographic model so she is used to having pictures taken. The naughtiest thing she does is put lots of 70's makup on, strip in front of the camera and then well, er, finishes the shoot..if you know what I mean :-)

[revdoc]

My wife used to be an amateur photographic model so she is used to having pictures taken. The naughtiest thing she does is put lots of 70's makup on, strip in front of the camera and then well, er, finishes the shoot..if you know what I mean :-)

You're a lucky guy. I find 70's make up is very hot !

[culnrowe]

Loves licking my asshole. :)

I get close - mine often calls me an asshole.

[licketysplit]

An ex used to give me a bj and massage the root of my cock (behind my balls) at the same time. Nice slow and sensuous mouth work with some serious pressure behind gave me some mindblowing orgasms. Not dirty, but very nice! :D

[highviolet]

Mine shovels our sidewalk when it snows if my back is really bad.

She's a gem.

[Estreeter]

Mine shovels our sidewalk when it snows if my back is really bad.

She's a gem.

It would be cool if you were on the VEF at the time

[the waitress]

My wife sometimes like fisting.... really, she loves it... me too.....
Also anal.....

[scott5776]

wife has done everything

[cohibas1964]

Cleans the oven !!

[cohibas1964]

Further to my previous post about my wife who cleans the oven.

I had an ex girlfriend in the late eighties who used to like to suck me off while I was driving, I nearly crashed the car as I shot my bolt on more then one occasion !.

She also used to love role playing.

Her favourite was playing the girl coming for a job interview, who would then show me what she was willing to do to get the job. Usually ended up with me spewing the ball batter down her throat.

She loved wearing stockings too

God I miss her !!

[JerryFalwell]

Lick my asshole occasionally. Once let me fuck her asshole. An unsuccessful anal led to an A2M and she usually doesn't like to suck me.

[tabler]

Sweeps the chimney.:D

[Sharkhunter]

Does the laundry, ironing and washing up like a good girl. And swallows like a demon.

[beezer60]

Power washes the alloys on the Merc. Filthy job this time of year.

[sydney1]

Power washes the alloys on the Merc. Filthy job this time of year.

Respect, she couldn't pop round and give my Landcruiser a clean could she?

I asked Ms Sidney if she fancied cleaning the car and the look she gave me..

followed by such profanities. After she'd finished her fit, I replied: "I take it that's a no then"..exiting from house sharpish on noticing the rather large knife in her hand.

[thehunterlust]

A deep throat blow job and full swallow. Whou...

[boz2boz4]

She asks me to cum on her face and make it messy and I do. See my avatar.

[Jamfortea]

:eek: My wife does all these things for you guys? I'll have to have a word with her.

[Leprechaun]

http://img228.imagevenue.com/loc220/th_35825_wife-beer_122_220lo.jpg (http://img228.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=35825_wife-beer_122_220lo.jpg)

:p

[resipsaloquiter]

Guys buy her a Hitachi Magic Wand and then you will be able to do what you want!

[MaxJoker]

She`s not my wife granted but my girlfriend did something to me this morning while i was in the bathroom , she took out my sim card and put her own in as her phone had gone screwy and she wanted to try and look up one of her friends saved numbers. Course it didn`t work , but what she has done is wiped all my messages and drafts. How`s that for a down right dirty gift on the day our lord invented the chocolate foil wrapped egg :(

[Drella]

Guys buy her a Hitachi Magic Wand and then you will be able to do what you want!
hahaha, I agree so much. The Magic Wand is a Godsend!

[brianwp]

That's nothing, my wife does my underwear. Even toward the end of the month!:D

[titcrazy]

she allows me to watch a lot of porn, then I come to bed horny and fuck the head out of her (if she's not asleep by that time)

[JerryFalwell]

My wife lets me watch porn. Then, I can only wank. :-(

[Stringfellow Hawk]

Nothing major but I love to finger fuck her arse and rub her clit while she wanks me off.

I'm so dying to screw her anally but she just wont do it.

[FistMaster]

Done most of the usual stuf but the best ever was when she wa caught flirtng at a disco by my sister who tipped me off with a phone call
When the Mrs came home I was waiting, told her to get onto the kitchen work top and hitch up her skirt.
I then produced a really fat cucumber and told her to get it stuck up herself as I went to the toilet and f*ck herself with it. Now this thing was about 2 1/2 ins thick and she had about 8ins inside her turning her bits inside out as she pushed it in and out.
My Sister then rang to say she was also coming round and would tell me what had been going on. On arrival my wife tried to cover herself but was a bit too late and my sis walked in just as my mrs pulled out the cucumber.
Now one thing I have not mentined is my wife really could get off on humiliation. A visit to the doctors was always followed by a fantastic sex session even though she hated showing herself down there to the male or female doctor.
My sister then said to her Fkin Hell!!! I have never seen so much hair on a woman down there, let me look.
Very reluctantly my mrs raised her skirt and sis looked real close.
My sister was a once a nurse,now retired and in her 50s, a conversation ensued and when she said my wife had been flirting, I told my sister to give her an internal examination for any signs of intercourse. Sis is a bit bi so did not have a problem but my mrs was panic stricken untill I shouted at her that was she guilty then, she then allowed the procedure to go ahead.
I just gaped as my sister pushing her gloved hand fully into my wifes vagina, even though fisting was something we had done many times i had never seen it actually performed on anyone live, so to speak.
It only took a few seconds and my sister said everything was ok(despite the wifes hole being the size of a bucket after the cucumber haha) My wife went off to bed crying a bit but when sis left we had the best sex ever!!!!! though I had to promise never to allow that to happen AGAIN (shame :-( )

[beachboy17]

we have lots of hall way sex , when we bump into each other in the hallway we tell each other to get fucked !!!

[eltorro]

So, if these Posts are filled with true Stories so I tell you something about my Affairs:

I dont have a Wife...and anymore a Girlfriend...but I put out 2 married Women to making love with me...and their Husbands never will know these Secrets:

They sucked my Dick...I gave them Garters to put on...and the Best:
They have made for me all my sexual Dreams reality...and Beauties in Body-Average like Erica Campbell...
This is Life...

Oh yes I forgotten to say:
The 2 Wifes asked to have Sex with me...and one of them is still at Work with her Husband on the same Firm!!!!

I cant resist on Sexy-Woman with ripely outstanding Tits and peachround Asses...and they both had provocated me explosive hot...

[tabler]

They wore garters:eek: Hell that is shocking, dirty dirty dirty things:eek:eltorro your the man:cool:

[snorkie]

Gives me a handjob while wearing a yellow latex dish washing glove. Oh, wait a minute . . . it seems I fell asleep while watching 'Animal House' again. Drat!

Now for the real deal: Just play ZZ Top's 'Pearl Necklace' (you really have to play the song to get a an accurate sense of things). :D

[aisleseat]

My wife is a gem and will blow me while she looks at porn.
Actually, we role play in that she plays a secretary that finds porn pics and videos on the computer then views them while sucking my cock.

She lets me cum on her lips, tightly shut of course and once in while will let me cum on her reading glasses, which is close to a facial.

I'm trying to convince her if I was to arrange it a really hung stud to come over and have his way with her mouth and I will watch and likely join the festivities, but it is a tough sell.

Fantastic cook and gives great hugs, so I'm fairly content really.

[gapedhok]

She takes $1800 dollars US each month and spends it on her new boyfriend!

[Ogri]

Let me shag her in a unisex shower cubicle whilst on holiday in France with people either side!

[MrEnrich]

They wore garters:eek: Hell that is shocking, dirty dirty dirty things:eek:eltorro your the man:cool:

mine "extra" women do the same.. :)

[rachel-love]

What about "the dirtiest thing my ex wife does for me"?

[rachel-love]

I then produced a really fat cucumber and told her to get it stuck up herself as I went to the toilet and f*ck herself with it. Now this thing was about 2 1/2 ins thick and she had about 8ins inside her turning her bits inside out as she pushed it in and out.
My Sister then rang to say she was also coming round and would tell me what had been going on. On arrival my wife tried to cover herself but was a bit too late and my sis walked in just as my mrs pulled out the cucumber.

My sister then said to her Fkin Hell!!! I have never seen so much hair on a woman down there, let me look.
Very reluctantly my mrs raised her skirt and sis looked real close.

Pffft. Yeah right, pal ;)
Sounds like a typical '70's hardcore porn story script' :D
Thanks for the huge smiles you gave me reading it though.

[kenbac]

Lets me do deep analingus on her.
Fantastic for me.

[WarriorAl]

Plays with her tits whilst I wank myself off. She encourages me to wank and lets me come over her tits.

[spoonfedmonkey]

My wife makes me feel like even normal, everyday sex is some kind of precious gift to bestow on me only when I've done the chores and proven myself useful.

It's never nasty, unless you call the three to four times a year she gives me anal sex nasty.

I'm deprived and neglected, I tell you.

[dohupa]

Done most of the usual stuf but the best ever was when she wa caught flirtng at a disco by my sister who tipped me off with a phone call
When the Mrs came home I was waiting, told her to get onto the kitchen work top and hitch up her skirt.
I then produced a really fat cucumber and told her to get it stuck up herself as I went to the toilet and f*ck herself with it. Now this thing was about 2 1/2 ins thick and she had about 8ins inside her turning her bits inside out as she pushed it in and out.
My Sister then rang to say she was also coming round and would tell me what had been going on. On arrival my wife tried to cover herself but was a bit too late and my sis walked in just as my mrs pulled out the cucumber.
Now one thing I have not mentined is my wife really could get off on humiliation. A visit to the doctors was always followed by a fantastic sex session even though she hated showing herself down there to the male or female doctor.
My sister then said to her Fkin Hell!!! I have never seen so much hair on a woman down there, let me look.
Very reluctantly my mrs raised her skirt and sis looked real close.
My sister was a once a nurse,now retired and in her 50s, a conversation ensued and when she said my wife had been flirting, I told my sister to give her an internal examination for any signs of intercourse. Sis is a bit bi so did not have a problem but my mrs was panic stricken untill I shouted at her that was she guilty then, she then allowed the procedure to go ahead.
I just gaped as my sister pushing her gloved hand fully into my wifes vagina, even though fisting was something we had done many times i had never seen it actually performed on anyone live, so to speak.
It only took a few seconds and my sister said everything was ok(despite the wifes hole being the size of a bucket after the cucumber haha) My wife went off to bed crying a bit but when sis left we had the best sex ever!!!!! though I had to promise never to allow that to happen AGAIN (shame :-( )
That's the story with the hairiest bollocks in the business mate. :thumbsup: Did you mum turn up at all or was it clean bro+sis fun? :cool:

[culnrowe]

Plays with her tits whilst I wank myself off. She encourages me to wank and lets me come over her tits.

Mine encourages me to wank too, but only when she and her tits are in another room and don't know anything about it.

[martin1964]

Got offered anal on a one night stand when I was a young man but declined the chance.
A few years later was giving my ex-wife one in the days before we married - she was sat on the edge of the settee and I was kneeling on the floor between her legs. She must have been very wet because I slipped out and then somehow found myself pushing it up her backdoor. It wasn't intended, but she didn't resist - indeed, she was more than happy for me to continue, although she said her bum was sore for a couple of days after. Tightest fcuk I ever had! Never had the opportunity since, but always regretted never taking up the first offer...

[junito65]

The bathroom!

[alman]

my ex dumped me for another guy,but six months later came running back to me. I loved her, so gave it another go, she hated the idea of anal sex before we split... but , suddenly she wanted me to fuck her up the arse...everytime we had sex (i had to go wash my dick in the sink when she wanted it in the pussy after pounding her arse) Did'nt know weather to hit the guy or shake his hand!

[smirnoff007]

Dresses up in stockings and suspenders then sucks my cock. Plays with her tits when she's on top of me. Lets me come on her tits. Lets me lick her out till she cums. All too rare unfortunately.

[bustydawn]

I am really beginning to think this site is all men....what about us ladies guys?
I will do most anything for my man....facial, public sex, dress up, r/p, rough sex, bondage etc even groups

[steamjon]

I got her a black vibrator as she told me that she wanted try one out but then became coy about using it when it arrived.

One night she was feeling rather frisky so I told her that I would go downstairs for a bit and maybe she would finally try out the black vibe in the meantime.

Once I returned back to the bedroom it was a sight to behold. The first thing was the vision of her naked body with just stillettos on pounding that black dildo in and out of her pussy with her tits bouncing and sheer ecstasy on her face.

She had her eyes closed and breathing hard but not screaming or screeching. It was the lack of noise from her that took me by surprise when I opened the bedroom the door

So I stood there and just watched her, uninhibited, fucking with this dildo for several minutes. The joy in her face was a real turn on and the main reason was because it was not pretending, something she was doing to please me. That vibrator really did arouse her and hit the spot.

When she opened her eyes and saw me there was no embarrasment apart from her shouting 'no photos' as she saw me with a digital camera in my hand. I then went up to her asked her to suck my cock whilst fucking the dildo at the same time which she did but only if I put the camera away first. Which was a deal as far as I am concerned.

After that there was no coyness from her in using vibrators.

[prawnking1966]

My Ex wife was a redhead- need I say more ;) She asked me to fuck her ass on like the third date! We progressed to DP with dildo's and vibrators (alternate ass/pussy) And then we fantasised about threesomes. We almost did this with a neighbor (male) but she got cold feel right at the last minute (she didnt fancy him as it turned out.) Then years later we did a 3sum with my (then) mistress whom I'm now married to! During this they went scissors and as to ass on a double dildo- happy days!_PK

[redfive]

washing me under crackers

[cutilaie]

Every great once in a while she lets me pull out of her pussy and cum in her mouth. The funny thing about it is that I thought I would like doing it more, but it acutally ruins the orgasm.

[banquomerc]

Yes it can or it can intensify it with a little practice. For awhile my wife thought it was partially demeaning, but then I explained (with my mustache and chin wet with her juicy stuff as I brought her to orgasm) that it is very hot for me to give her a facial. Now she verbalizes it and tells me to shoot on her face or mouth; usually I bring her off right before or after, when I've recovered from the bj. I also help out with some beverage for her and a wet towel, but even that is not as vital anymore. Early on, it is a bit disconcerting when you spill all over, but it can be exciting to have her jerk you off on her face or do it yourself.

[MelissaMezzi]

Can I comment as to what I do to my husband as a wife? or is this a boys only thread?

[blatt]

The dirtiest thing my missus ever did for me was what she originally did to me . Agreeing to marry me .As that was one hell of a dirty trick to play :mad::):mad:

[mixrcple]

I am female, so lets hear it from the other female members.

[MaxJoker]

I am female, so lets hear it from the other female members.

Hmmm another female of the female persuasion huh :rolleyes:

Afraid for us distrusting Mods at least we always need proof .

Don`t worry though it's nothing of a sexual nature.

Simply send us all a pm with a photo of you sitting naked and crossed legged reading a copy of todays Guardian newspaper :thumbsup:

Oh and make us a coffee while you`re at it love ;)

[tony_grego]

Can I comment as to what I do to my husband as a wife? or is this a boys only thread?

I am female, so lets hear it from the other female members.

Please ladies, do not be timid. ;)
I am sure that "almost" :rolleyes:all, look forward to reading your comments.:p So much of what you do to your partner please you like what you like that you do, always good to learn from friends. ;)

Salut !

[kenveco68]

By all means ladies, please leave a message. You can either tell us what is the dirtiest thing you've done for your lover, or that thing which s/he has done for you.

[mixrcple]

Had sex outside & behind some large bushes.

[tony_grego]

Had sex outside & behind some large bushes.

That reminds me once when we were young, with my partner, that we started having sex in the bush, in a pine forest near the sea ... :p:thumbsup:
... and five minutes later we had a million ants participating in the festival and eating us alive all body parts. :eek::mad: :(
Of course, the sex session ended immediately :(:(:( (I do not like orgies with so many people) :D

Salut !

[rtvos2]

My wife loves oral sex and loves to have her asshole kissed and licked. She has given me some great "dress up" shows. My favorite was wearing some underwear that had a camisole and some tight panties that were kind of old fashioned, but see-thru, kind of a rough textured fabric, colored kind of light brown, with a few small pink ribbons here and there. She wore some white 4" or so stacked heel sandals with the outfit. Her legs and ass are perfect. I had a couple of friends over one afternoon watching football and she appeared in this outfit. After walking around us for a minute, she slipped off the panties to reveal a very small g-string panty. Then she sat in laps and allowed numerous liberties to be taken, but she only allowed me to fuck her later.

[FistMaster]

Full fist fucking during her period. I am quite rough at this and she likes it that way.
It looks like a murder scene in the bedroom after a session. WoW

[oat]

My wife lets me cum on her eyes as she holds them open.

[P37]

Every great once in a while she lets me pull out of her pussy and cum in her mouth. The funny thing about it is that I thought I would like doing it more, but it acutally ruins the orgasm.

Yes but it does keep her quiet ;)

[billybunter]

My wife lets me cum on her eyes as she holds them open.

:eek::eek::eek:

[intersex2500]

Let's see.

She used to deep throat me, but stopped. She used to give me anal once in a while, but stopped. She's a small girl, finds both uncomfortable.

She will give me golden showers. Twice she has sucked me off after the shower. Naturally my dick is covered in piss. Once, I think I pissed in her mouth, but we were both drunk.

She has let me take nude photos of her and photos of her in action.
She was anti-vibrator until last year, then I bought her a Lelo. She uses it all the time. More recently I bought a dildo-style vibe from the same company for her and she uses it all the time too. Dildo in pussy, dildo on clit while watching porn with me. That's pretty hot. After that I cum on her flat chest.

We have fucked outside a few times. Memorable.

She swallows my load and other times spits in in my mouth. She wears nylons when I ask her to, including a fully fashioned pair.

She has rimmed me once. She has fucked my ass a few times but she says she think's its weird. She's a good gal, even I do want more nastiness some times, I guess I should not complain.

[Estreeter]

Let's see.

She used to deep throat me, but stopped. She used to give me anal once in a while, but stopped. She's a small girl, finds both uncomfortable.

She will give me golden showers. Twice she has sucked me off after the shower. Naturally my dick is covered in piss. Once, I think I pissed in her mouth, but we were both drunk.

She has let me take nude photos of her and photos of her in action.
She was anti-vibrator until last year, then I bought her a Lelo. She uses it all the time. More recently I bought a dildo-style vibe from the same company for her and she uses it all the time too. Dildo in pussy, dildo on clit while watching porn with me. That's pretty hot. After that I cum on her flat chest.

We have fucked outside a few times. Memorable.

She swallows my load and other times spits in in my mouth. She wears nylons when I ask her to, including a fully fashioned pair.

She has rimmed me once. She has fucked my ass a few times but she says she think's its weird. She's a good gal, even I do want more nastiness some times, I guess I should not complain.
Not that I would get involved in half of that, but if I even thought of asking to do most of them, I'd be shown the door :(

PS
Have you Ever thought of a career as a porn film script writing ? :rolleyes:

[eatenbyrats]

Cleans the bathroom.

[Nobody1]

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2010/09/14/PH2010091407011.jpg

[dohupa]

Not that I would get involved in half of that, but if I even thought of asking to do most of them, I'd be shown the door :(

PS
Have you Ever thought of a career as a porn film script writing ? :rolleyes:
1. I got smacked once - but I was half pissed anyway. :thumbsup: Not my fault really - she looked kinda trashy when I jumped on that action. :D

2. Porn viewers mate - cannot trust half a word they're saying, can ya? :p

[Road Dogg]

Not so much dirtiest but some may find odd, my Girlfriend is Pakistani/British and she wears an abaya and niqab for my birthday which I asked her to do for me, she'll take a load over the niqab too, god can't wait until April :thumbsup:

I have a massive muslim fetish, the more the women cover up the more i'm aroused :D saying too much now, i'm blaming the murphys!

My wife lets me cum on her eyes as she holds them open.

Pretty hardcore! :eek:

[USBPepsi]

BJs on the Highway while I was Driving ( a death wish on my part I'm afraid )

Yeah, I tried that... once. How I got the car back in control I'll never know.

Having a woman scream "Oh my God! OH MY GOD!!!" as your car swerves dangerously back and forth near the deep ditches of a country road kind of takes the edge off an orgasm. :rolleyes:

[USBPepsi]

I'm divorced now, but probably the dirtiest thing she ever did for me was swallow me whole and take a cum shot in her mouth. Now that might not sound that dirty, but considering she had never done it before or since, that wins hands down.

My wife was willing to swallow. After the first couple times I told her it wasn't necessary. It was just nice knowing that she would do it for me. :)

[USBPepsi]

Had sex outside & behind some large bushes.

Hard to find a large bush these days...:rolleyes:

[rich67]

my ex sucked in bed. terrible at blowjobs, boring as hell. The only thing worthwhile was she was bi, so we had some fun with another couple. But even the other couple told me she sucked in bed...lol. I was bored for 15 years, but made it work. Funny that SHE was the one who cheated in the end.
My girlfriend is a keeper. She makes videos and takes pics of herself getting off, she squirts, she loves swallowing my cum, she loves anal, oral, and loves toys. She made me a vid of her squirting for my birthday. She's pretty amazing.

[USBPepsi]

My girlfriend is a keeper. She makes videos and takes pics of herself getting off, she squirts, she loves swallowing my cum, she loves anal, oral, and loves toys. She made me a vid of her squirting for my birthday. She's pretty amazing.

Isn't it awesome when a woman squirts? My wife is a squirter (not that I want to start a club or anything). :rolleyes:

Of course, I only think it's awesome when a woman really squirts. All those fake videos of women who have been pumped full of water, just so they can shoot it back out when the camera comes on, annoy and disgust me.

[rich67]

Isn't it awesome when a woman squirts? My wife is a squirter (not that I want to start a club or anything). :rolleyes:

Of course, I only think it's awesome when a woman really squirts. All those fake videos of women who have been pumped full of water, just so they can shoot it back out when the camera comes on, annoy and disgust me.

YOU SAID IT! The problem is, there's so much of that lame crap on the 'net, people start thinking it's like that- and it isn't. I hate how they all look like they're not even enjoying it when they gush it out...like they're just sitting around, eating a burger, and waiting for the check...*slaps director of porn in face* hey dumbass! Tell the chick to at least make it look like she's having something CLOSE to an orgasm!:rolleyes:

[dbailey]

Well.....when we were teenagers the future Mrs db used to enjoy squeezing my zits.......I said ZITS......not what you think......I didn't have man-boobs.....what I had was terrible acne.:o

Thats kinda the most dirty she has ever been. :p

I wouldnt change anything for the world.....she could stand to lose a coupla pounds but hey....who can't (Calista Flockhart?)

As for bodily fluids.....It isnt in her nature. But then again I can invite people to dinner and know that we wont get sued for food poisoning :D

[USBPepsi]

Well.....when we were teenagers the future Mrs db used to enjoy squeezing my zits.......I said ZITS......not what you think......I didn't have man-boobs.....what I had was terrible acne.:o

:eek: (puts down sandwich) Well, won't be needing that now... :rolleyes:

[Azzluvr]

My ex was a totally depraved slut! She sometimes swallowed my cum while sucking me off; the gulping of her throat on the head of my cock while I was cumming was ecstatic! She loved anal sex and needed a good pounding up the butt about three times a week. Once, she asked me to piss on her but it didn't do anything for either of us so we didn't repeat it.We went to Disneyland with her in short shorts and a tank top with no underwear and I fingered her pussy on some of the rides. She could cum at the drop of a hat and by the end of the day, the crotch of her shorts was wet and sticky and I'm sure everyone could smell it. On the way home, she sucked me off while I was driving (dangerous, BTW). We screwed on a restricted beach at night and got caught by a military canine team. I fucked her up the ass at a police department party (I was a cop at the time). We were in the bathroom with the door locked but she came so loudly that all the drunk cops cheered and applauded. Unfortunately, the only thing that was good about that marriage was the sex, so it couldn't last. :(

[glyn]

Mine will go out without underwear and sometimes when trying on clothes in the shop,she leaves the curtain slightly open,so that I[and anyone else] can see.Also she once stripped for Fiesta readers wives striptease.

[palo5]

What is the dirtiest thing your wife does for you? She used to wash the car sometimes in the rainy season, and that was pretty dirty. I admired her for that :thumbsup:

[glyn]

No knickers at work.These were about 8 years ago.
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[Uniman]

Mine is very vanilla and has not done anything that can be classed as dirty :( which is a pity for I like dirty whispers and dirty actions in bed. But she does moan loudly and move voluptuosly when enjoying and orgasming :) .

[USBPepsi]

No knickers at work.These were about 8 years ago.
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/s/u/c/6/suc6/sa1_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6789254-original.html)

You know, no one likes a show-off... but in this case I think I'll make an exception. :D

[eek]

.......Unfortunately, the only thing that was good about that marriage was the sex, so it couldn't last. :(
Is your ex still single mate? :eek: PM me her cell, alright? :thumbsup: Are you far like? :D

[MaxJoker]

No knickers at work.These were about 8 years ago.
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So did she get that promotion then or what :rolleyes:

[glyn]

So did she get that promotion then or what :rolleyes:
Let's just say she got a raise.

[Silklover]

Eventully cleans her and mine dishes.
(added 2011-03-20 maybe I shouldn´t have responded to this thread, ´cause we´re not married. And anyhow the same is what I usually do for her.)

[glyn]

This june my wife will be naked on the beach in Fuerteventura.Can't wait.

[MoJocvh]

I decided to pluck up the courage to ask my wife if she could act like a whore in bed.

She replied she already does - she goes through the motions mechanically without pleasure or enthusiasm and gets the job done as quickly as possible.

Oh well, back to the porn.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^:(

[johnie77]

This june my wife will be naked on the beach in Fuerteventura.Can't wait.

how old is she

[glyn]

94 but she can still feed herself .

[Pianaman]

Isn't it awesome when a woman squirts? My wife is a squirter (not that I want to start a club or anything). :rolleyes:

Of course, I only think it's awesome when a woman really squirts. All those fake videos of women who have been pumped full of water, just so they can shoot it back out when the camera comes on, annoy and disgust me.

Yeah I like that. My last partner (not "wife" as such) did that especially when I fisted her (she really got off on that). A previous partner was actively bi and often brought her girfriends home if they were up for a threesome. I miss those days.

[whop]

No knickers at work.These were about 8 years ago.
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That's not dirty, that's just beautiful. And very sexy!

[Sharkhunter]

Mrs Sharky spends a lot of time out in the garden, which counts I suppose. Though she does deliver a decent blowjob and is not averse to taking a load on her tits from time to time.

My ex used to come back from work with no knickers on under her short skirt and have me fuck her whilst fully clothed against the wall - not earth-shaterringly dirty, but it did the job for me!

[pixiq8884]

had sex...

[glyn]

No knickers at work.These were about 8 years ago.
http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/s/u/b/X/subX/s9_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6789245-original.html)
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When I took the photo from behind,she was serving a customer and he never noticed.

[whop]

That would have made his day!

[glyn]

That would have made his day!
and mine.

[glyn]

I love my wife to go out wearing no panties.I hope someone will get to see her pussy.Does anyone else enjoy this,or is it just me?

[whop]

Not just you!

[USBPepsi]

I love my wife to go out wearing no panties.I hope someone will get to see her pussy.Does anyone else enjoy this,or is it just me?

I could try to enjoy it, but it wouldn't do me any good. If I asked my wife to do that she'd just laugh. :mad:

It's always nice to see your wife's body, though. Be sure to tell her she has another fan, you lucky dog. :)

[Historian]

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/s/u/b/X/subX/s9_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6789245-original.html)

I love my wife to go out wearing no panties.I hope someone will get to see her pussy.Does anyone else enjoy this,or is it just me?

Oh I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy your wife going out without her panties on as well...:D
As I said when you first posted about her Fiesta Readers Wives set, she's very sexy- it's great to see more pics of her

[MaxJoker]

Mrs Sharky spends a lot of time out in the garden, which counts I suppose. Though she does deliver a decent blowjob and is not averse to taking a load on her tits from time to time.

My ex used to come back from work with no knickers on under her short skirt and have me fuck her whilst fully clothed against the wall - not earth-shaterringly dirty, but it did the job for me!

You`re not making many friends here Sharky , you do know that :mad:


:D

[Sharkhunter]

You`re not making many friends here Sharky , you do know that :mad:


:D

lol. What's actually annoyed me is that I have typoed shatteringly in my previous post. Now that's dirty!

[USBPepsi]

lol. What's actually annoyed me is that I have typoed shatteringly in my previous post. Now that's dirty!

Yes. If she shat, you were doing it too hard...:rolleyes:

[Mr Bernard]

I love my wife to go out wearing no panties.I hope someone will get to see her pussy.Does anyone else enjoy this,or is it just me?

Me too. When we are out my wife will occasionally make a visit to the toilet and remove her knickers. A great turn on for both of us. I can remember her once going shopping on her own in a short miniskirt without knickers. She enjoyed the naughty experience.

[meegan01]

As an update to previous posts, I just separated from my wife, who cleared off with 2/3s of my redundancy money - that was pretty dirty. (Did I mention I was made redundant at the same time....oh hum...life goes on!!)

[SpermShooter]

MY wife will do just about everything but anal. I love to watch her masturbate.

[thedizzle]

MY wife will do just about everything but anal. I love to watch her masturbate.

I like to watch mine masturbate too. She likes it when I stand over her and masturbate while she's masturbating.

[smirnoff007]

Dresses up in stockings and suspenders then sucks my cock. Plays with her tits when she's on top of me. Lets me come on her tits. Lets me lick her out till she cums. All too rare unfortunately.

Got out of the bath the other afternoon and she was on our bed fingering herself and rubbing her clit. She asked me to cum on her tits then lick her pussy after she had cum. Fucked her doggy style in the evening.

[sueryan]

I am really beginning to think this site is all men....what about us ladies guys?
I will do most anything for my man....facial, public sex, dress up, r/p, rough sex, bondage etc even groups

you sound like you love it
would you team up with me and go out for a ride on a bus wearing only suspenders, black FF stockings and very high heeled black leather strappy shoes with maybe a basque if the weather is chilly.

[roaduser]

going off subject a bit but my wife admitted to masterbating whilst thinking about me before we were even seeing each other. still makes me smile to this day.

[MaxJoker]

MY wife will do just about everything but anal

Well with you anyway ;)

[hudley]

I remember another one: My ex and I were at an amusement park along with an old friend of hers who was visiting us. We were on some ride where you sit in an open car single file, sitting on a bench in the center. we were sitting with the friend in front, me in middle, and ex in back. Ex whispers in my ear "see if she will let you feel her up". So i tried, and she did. So we are going on this ride, i'm fingering the friend, ex is whispering in my ear... friend then make me stop after about a minute. When the ex saw my hand come out of friend's lap, she whispered "let me taste it" and I did. Never went any farther though.

[hudley]

Another time we were on a long driving trip and we stopped at a park for a rest. She gave me a blowjob, and I came all over her. We had been staying at her mother's house for a few days, and she kept us in rooms on the opposite side of the house so i had a lot to release! her face and hair were coated, and she was wearing a dark top so it was obviously covered in pecker tracks as well. She was not cum averse, and knew I liked looking at her like that, so she didn't clean up. We started driving, and as we passed a convenience store she said to stop. She told me to go inside and look at something near the counter, and pretend I didn't know her. I did, and then she walks in and asks the girl behind the register where she could find a box of kleenex! The girl blushed and pointed them out. she then checked out, trying to talk to the girl but she wouldn't look at her. Priceless.

[hudley]

A word for the wise: Those of you here that are posting wild stuff about your GF, note that most of the rest of us that are posting about chicks who will get really nasty are posting about our exes. It really is true that crazy in the bed = crazy in the head.

[USBPepsi]

going off subject a bit but my wife admitted to masterbating whilst thinking about me before we were even seeing each other. still makes me smile to this day.

That's nice. I once had a girlfriend admit to having fantasies about me. We had worked together for about six months before I asked her out.

She didn't tell me about the fantasies until we'd been dating for, like, four months. Gave me a warm feeling.

Of course, guys shouldn't even bother telling women that the whacked it while thing about them. It's pretty much assumed.

"I used to masturbate while thinking about you."
"Of course you did. You guys can't keep your hands off yourselves." :rolleyes:

[USBPepsi]

Another time we were on a long driving trip and we stopped at a park for a rest. She gave me a blowjob, and I came all over her. We had been staying at her mother's house for a few days, and she kept us in rooms on the opposite side of the house so i had a lot to release! her face and hair were coated, and she was wearing a dark top so it was obviously covered in pecker tracks as well. She was not cum averse, and knew I liked looking at her like that, so she didn't clean up. We started driving, and as we passed a convenience store she said to stop. She told me to go inside and look at something near the counter, and pretend I didn't know her. I did, and then she walks in and asks the girl behind the register where she could find a box of kleenex! The girl blushed and pointed them out. she then checked out, trying to talk to the girl but she wouldn't look at her. Priceless.

I only got one blowjob in a car. I had warned her about the, er, volume... and that's why she never did it again. :rolleyes: From that point on she knew she'd need something nearby to clean up with.

Of course, if a woman swallows, she doesn't have that problem. But it isn't as easy to find a lady like that. :cool:

[hudley]

Polartrade: We weren't in the car at that moment. She was kneeling in front of me. She loved to swallow, and she learned she got off on feeling dirty with cum all over her face too. A woman totally unashamed at being female. Too bad she turned out to have such an evil heart.

[smirnoff007]

Got out of the bath the other afternoon and she was on our bed fingering herself and rubbing her clit. She asked me to cum on her tits then lick her pussy after she had cum. Fucked her doggy style in the evening.

Her sexual appetite seems to have returned. Had a bath together then she demanded I make her cum by rubbing her clit and sucking her tits. I licked her pussy then fucked her.

[Uninvitedguest]

Guys buy her a Hitachi Magic Wand and then you will be able to do what you want!

Yep right on the money there:D ; got my wife to use an old vibration motor from a massage chair and she went right off ( got the film to prove it ) brought her a wand the next day and she has a minimum of three orgasm a session with it.

[glyn]

This june were going to the canaries and shes promised regular outings without panties!

[meegan01]

I do remember one occasion when standing waist deep in the sea about 60 metres from a packed beach in Rhodes my ex slipping her hand in my shorts and giving me an underwater wank.

[reg2]

The most incredible thing my wife ever did was before we were married.

We went to a concert with her parents. Driving back in the dark, her parents were sat in the front with the radio on and we were sat in the back, before rear seatbelts were the norm.

She laid down with her head on my lap. I silently suggested she suck my cock which, to my eternal amazement, she did.

I came in her mouth very shortly before being dropped off home.

Whenever I mention it, she can't believe she did it and neither can I!

[Historian]

This june were going to the canaries and shes promised regular outings without panties!

Your holiday photos are going to be pretty spectacular then...though you might not want to show them to the in-laws:D

[imracerx]

Gee, THAT'S a toughie.....

I guess it's this-

I HAVE been able to prevail upon her to pick-up the dog shit on the rare occasion.:thumbsup:


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[Pianaman]

Years ago I had a partner who was bi and she fancied my best (female) friend so we ended up one night all going to bed together. Later that night, after the first round or so I couldn't get to sleep as I still had a hard on I was so excited - it was dark and I felt a hand grab my cock and wank me off - I never found out whose hand it was

[danton]

Reads out the county cricket scores ... slowly.

[funirius]

She brings rescue cats and dogs and doesn't clean the litter for a few days.. I'm not sure if she does it for me but actually it doesn't turn me on ..

[imracerx]

Gee, THAT'S a toughie.....

I guess it's this-

I HAVE been able to prevail upon her to pick-up the dog shit on the rare occasion.:thumbsup:


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OOPSY!!!!
I neglectied to mention that she sometimes throws in a "mow job".....



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"Get on your bikes and ride"- Freddy Mercury

[glyn]

Your holiday photos are going to be pretty spectacular then...though you might not want to show them to the in-laws:D
Not for the in-laws but here is one for everyone else.
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[JustMe2011]

My ex-girlfriend fucked her ex (with my encouragement) while I was waiting at home for her.

I'll never forget how fucking horny I was when she came back (sans knickers!! :-) ) and I undressed her and fucked her cum-filled pussy.

I came after about 10 strokes, and it was the best orgasm I've ever had.

Sadly only happened once, but I still fantasise about it to this day (happened about 12 years ago..)

:-)

[wowser]

My washing?

[glyn]

Not for the in-laws but here is one for everyone else.
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This November we're going back again and this dress and a couple of others are coming,but no knickers will be packed.

[firedog6]

You lucky git Kiwi :D
The only way id get to have a threesome with 2 girls these days would be to pay for it lol


Nearest I've ever had to a threesome was listening to my girlfriemd and her mate discussing which chocolate was the best, Cadbury's Dairy Milk or Galaxy!!!

[firedog6]

My gf treats me to a full burlesque-style striptease, sequins, stockings, 70s make-up, knickers (sometimes two pairs) over a g-string 'cos I love that false finish, nipple tassles and boa. She always ends up totally naked and then fucks my brains out.

[gluten]

The dirtiest thing my wife does for me is, she get's me to lay down on the ground while she lay's cable on my chest. :)


..... no, i'm just kidding, I don't have a wife. :)

[Snowy Malone]

Probaly when ex gave a golden shower in the bath.I had never thought about it until she suggested it,never had the courage to mention it to my current partner.

[SpermShooter]

The dirtiest thing my wife does is to take my money every week

[Mal Hombre]

This November we're going back again and this dress and a couple of others are coming,but no knickers will be packed.
No knickers ? Won't You feel the draught ? :p

[cbgb]

my ex when i was a teen got a little frisky in my parents kitchen, they were in the next room. She had taken her knickers off early without my knowledge so i had the shock off my life when she lifted her shirt to reveal her pussy. i dropped to my knees and eat her pussy, while i pumped her with two fingers. After about 30 seconds she came, with a huge squirt. first time she ever had. she pulled me up and licked her juices off my face....we then quickly j-clothed the floor and return to the film we were watching in the next room.

[glyn]

No knickers ? Won't You feel the draught ? :p
It keeps it fresh.

[Gr8leggz]

Oh, lets see.. The list is rather long since we have been together since we were 15. She was rather naive to start.
The night before I left for basic training she dressed in a little black skirt, white lace anklets and black patent flats and swallowed my load for the first time. It didn't take long in that outfit.

Then when I cam back from basic training she was waiting at the airport wearing a cute sailor girl type outfit complete with hat and cute little matching flats(1993)

She's fucked other men, she's been tag teamed by two black guys. she gangbanged a group of black guys. she sucked a stranger off outside a bar in plain view, She's came home from the bar and sucked me off while tellling me she was gonna go fuck another guy and then immediately getting up after swallowing me and walks out the door and leaves with this guy. She's came home with a pussy full and sat on my face. She's came home and fucked me while another mans load was still draining from her. She's let me fist her. She let me fuck her ass once and nut in there.
She wears sexy stiletto heels in public and wears cute lace anklets as well(though not out often)

[Mr. B]

The most incredible thing my wife ever did was before we were married.

I bet a lot of guys could start a comment in this thread with that sentence, including me............................ :(

[SharingGuy]

I had a few friends round to watch a football game and have a few beers. She served us beers and food naked, sucked and fucked every one of us. Wow she is so hot.

[orchardboy]

has it been said before, I'm a bit of a swinger and with a couple of ex girlfriends in my past we've had lots of fun. One woman who was a couple of years younger than me, we would meet couples and have 4-somes.

a more recent ex, who was a good bit younger than me (15 years) was a real wild one. Unfortunately she couldn't quite accept me with another woman, but I loved to see her with other men and women. One night, a 3-girl party in a hotel whilst the men watched, another night we went to an action party and in total she fucked 5 guys, including me of course. At one point I was fucking her doggy style and she was kneeling in front of a couch with 3 men on it: she was sucking one guy and had other cocks in each hand.

damn........that was fucking horny when I think back to it!

[andycom-66]

My wife and I don't swing, but she'll get quite dirty for me.

She loves being tied up and we have a mechanical fucking machine which she enjoys being used on her, and she also likes very big toys and to have her pussy stretched with a speculum.

She also enjoys going out in public naked under her coat, or wearing very kinky underwear. For instance, she has some rubber knickers with a large dildo built-in to them, and she'll go out wearing those with her breasts in bondage and her nipples clamped all under normal clothing. We've had dinner with friends and been in all sorts of other situations with her dressed like that underneath, and in fact, the "straighter" the occasion, the more she gets off on wearing something kinky underneath.

The other thing that she is quite happy to do is suck me off and play with my cock while I'm on here or looking at porn generally on the web.

In fact, hang on a minute..............

Okay, I've just gone and got her and she is now deepthroating my cock while I am typing this. I've told her what I'm typing and she is waving to you all and says "Hi".

[sidvicieux]

Mine let me come on her ass when she's naked or wearing a pantie or a thong and she always help me by touching my balls that allow me to shot a big load on her skin or on her underwear.

Sometimes we shoot ourselves when we fuck et she let me shot her posing with sexy underwear.

Sometimes (not enough often for me but as she doesn't really appreciate it, it's a huge favor she does for me) we have anal sex.

My next target is shooting ourselves while a good assfuck!

[lothian]

Washes my underpants. God she's tough.

[laurenslickr]

Mine seems to be getting less inhibited each passing year (we're married 12+ now). Today, although she gets crampy around her 'time of the month', nevertheless she saw and felt what her gorgeous full breasts were doing to me, took me into our room, sat me down on the edge of the bed, yanked off her sweater and bra, and proceeded to suck, jerk, and titfuck my rod until I came in her hand. She told me that if she weren't so crampy, she would have hopped on for a wild ride herself.

Not too shabby, IMHO.

[culnrowe]

Mine is getting less inhibited as time goes by too. Used to make polite excuses, now just tells me to fuck off.

Oh well, back to the porn.

[DrTedNelson]

Lets me piss inside her ass.

Ted

[gluten]

Oh, lets see.. The list is rather long since we have been together since we were 15. She was rather naive to start.
The night before I left for basic training she dressed in a little black skirt, white lace anklets and black patent flats and swallowed my load for the first time. It didn't take long in that outfit.

Then when I cam back from basic training she was waiting at the airport wearing a cute sailor girl type outfit complete with hat and cute little matching flats(1993)

She's fucked other men, she's been tag teamed by two black guys. she gangbanged a group of black guys. she sucked a stranger off outside a bar in plain view, She's came home from the bar and sucked me off while tellling me she was gonna go fuck another guy and then immediately getting up after swallowing me and walks out the door and leaves with this guy. She's came home with a pussy full and sat on my face. She's came home and fucked me while another mans load was still draining from her. She's let me fist her. She let me fuck her ass once and nut in there.
She wears sexy stiletto heels in public and wears cute lace anklets as well(though not out often)

The dirtiest thing your wife does FOR you??
For crying out pete's sake man... you like it when she squirts another mans salty brine on your face?? :o :(

[Silklover]

She's fucked other men, she's been tag teamed by two black guys. she gangbanged a group of black guys. she sucked a stranger off outside a bar in plain view, She's came home from the bar and sucked me off while tellling me she was gonna go fuck another guy and then immediately getting up after swallowing me and walks out the door and leaves with this guy. She's came home with a pussy full and sat on my face. She's came home and fucked me while another mans load was still draining from her. She's let me fist her. She let me fuck her ass once and nut in there.
She wears sexy stiletto heels in public and wears cute lace anklets as well(though not out often)

Gee!! really wish I had a wife that would have done all this just for little me. I suppose this is what they call true Love.;) :D :o

[MaxJoker]

Agreeing to testify against me during my court case for embezzlement / kidnapping and murder charges :mad:

I know , and i`d bought the bitch an Iron and new bottle of washing up liquid for her birthday and everything :confused::(:confused:

[hslc]

My late partner was bi, i mentioned to her that i allways fantasised about 2 girls. Thats how how I found out she was Bi , for my bithday I had her and a girlfriend all weekend.:), i could barley walk, but it was an awesome present. She and I shared her girlfriend as a thresome from then on.:)

[fenland]

We booked a very nice log cabin for a week away; it had its own sauna and hot tub out on the decking. Very first night in the tub we noticed a young lad hanging around trying to get a look at my wife in her bikini. We discussed him while fucking that night.
We saw him the next night and he got a flash of her topless. The next night I got talking to him, he came up on the decking. Wife in the hot tub topless, he was shy and we chatted a fair bit. Vicki was making no attempt to cover her tits and he gave up being subtle with his staring. She got out and sat right next to him, both of us gaining at his staring. She leant towards him "you've been admiring them long enough" she put his hand on one. After some nervous looking around was feeling away, she even said "they won't break you know ". Then as he still grouped away she made him promise twice not to tell anyone "stand up and I'll take care of that for you" she unzipped his jeans. Her mouth slid up and down his cock and very soon her eyes flickered and her cheeks puffed out.
We had a great fuck that night and she said that not only was he rather well endowed but he had cum with some force, and she couldn't believe she had done it, or how much it turned her on.
He did visit more that week if anyone’s interested.

[PJayBr]

Let's see (not sure how "dirty" any of this lot is, but it's what I get from the missus)...........

Dresses up, sucks and swallows for a great night in!! Must be said swallowing is easier for her these days as my capacity diminishes through age.....

Let me have over the car bonnet (hood for you American types) although she admitted she was scared shitless by the experience.

Lets me cum on her pussy and then uses it to lube up for a vibe session.

Always lets me cum on her body when we we wank together (she reckons it's why her boobs are so soft).

PJayBr

[Estreeter]

Lets me piss inside her ass.

Ted

Umm , Dr Ted :confused:
Given your profession, wouldn't you advise against that kind of thing :confused:

[MaxJoker]

Let's see...........

Dresses up, sucks and swallows for a great night in!! Must be said swallowing is easier for her these days as my capacity diminishes through age.....

Let me have over the car bonnet (hood for you American types) although she admitted she was scared shitless by the experience.

Lets me cum on her pussy and then uses it to lube up for a vibe session.

Always lets me cum on her body when we we wank together (she reckons it's why her boobs are so soft).

PJayBr

Damn you to :confused:

She swore that was "Our" thing :(

Don`t tell me she let`s you ######## her swollen ######## in a pig pen full of ######### ###### a`la ######## with a dash of ###### :confused::(:confused:

If so i wouldn`t be surprised :o

Typical woman :mad:

[savage560]

Lets see ,helps me :work on my car ,picks weeds,picks up dog dung,prtty dirty stuff!

[kananga]

I swear the dirtiest thing a woman has ever done is 'lie' to me.

I once had a girlfriend that under oath, when being tried for malicious property damage, state and i quote

"I'm a woman, I tell lies".

Made everything she'd ever said, in retrospect, questionable.

[glyn]

She lets me take photos of her.Which I post,so other dirty wankers like me,can enjoy them!

[Zondagschot]

After a full body massage she's in for a lot of stuff.
Spanking, anal, deepthroathing and facials/swallowing!
But remember guys,always! meet the needs of your wife aswell,
it makes it all more enjoyable and she will keep on pleasing you!

[Jason-X]

You guys are so lucky!

I don't have a Wife, but I would really love to have one to do dirty things with! :(

[billybunter]

Well I don't have a wife. And never will. A partner yes. A soul mate, friend. but wife:eek:

[maxell123]

My wife dresses up in her rubber corset and leather harness along with stockings and stiletto's , puts on lots of slutty makeup and then her Latex Hood .
She then dresses me in stockings and stiletto,s along with my leather harness then puts makeup on me and then finally puts my latex hood on .
By this time I,m ready to explode and its the best sex ever. Been doing the dressing thing for years and never gets dull , just running out of idea,s so any thoughts on your crazy things let me know

[billybunter]

My wife dresses up in her rubber corset and leather harness along with stockings and stiletto's , puts on lots of slutty makeup and then her Latex Hood .
She then dresses me in stockings and stiletto,s along with my leather harness then puts makeup on me and then finally puts my latex hood on .
By this time I,m ready to explode and its the best sex ever. Been doing the dressing thing for years and never gets dull , just running out of idea,s so any thoughts on your crazy things let me know

You found stilettos that fit. Good man:thumbsup: that sounds crazy to me, but whatever floats your boat;)

[maxell123]

EBAY is a great thing , then again I have small feet (42)

as you say floats my boat

[Silklover]

I decided to pluck up the courage to ask my wife if she could act like a whore in bed.

She replied she already does - she goes through the motions mechanically without pleasure or enthusiasm and gets the job done as quickly as possible.

Oh well, back to the porn.

I suppose deliver the bare minimum for the maximum amount of money is (one of) the plain purpose of being a whore. So how much did you have to pay her for doing this? ;)

[Silklover]

Brings out the garbage.

[KnewSense]

everything i can imagine, including whipping, chains, Breath Control, aso.. ;)

[CARLTON BROWN]

Emmm, cleans the bog out once a week!

[Firestrike007]

Ive been single 5 years now, but I'll never forget one thing my ex did to me a few nights after we'd first met. We met through mutual friends, and after getting together I spent about 4 nights at hers (we were head over heels with each other, couldn't get enoughof each other blah blah). Anyway, I discovered she was tremendous in bed, a real go-er, but one night in particular, the kids were in bed, we were both sat in the living room, and we began to get frisky again. To cut a long story short, I sat back naked on the settee, getting ready for another one of her amazing blow jobs, when instead of deep-throating me, she put her lips just around my helmet, and started sucking, licking and nibbling. I almost went ballistic with the sensation this was producing. I was in spasm, and it felt like I was spunking and pissing at the same time, and what I didn't realise was that she was taking away my bladder control, by mouthing on my helmet (not the shaft, just the helmet) and she was relaxing my pisshole so much that I actually pissed in her mouth. She was sucking the piss out of my bladder with her mouth actions. I was totally breathless with the sensation, I couldn't keep still or relax, and she just kept on mouthing my helmet until my piss was dribbling out the side of her mouth. About 20 seconds in she stopped, spat out all over my cock and giggled at me, seriously. I said to her "what the fuck did you just do to me?" and she just smiled some more.

I'd never experienced anything like it before, and believe me the feeling is better than orgasm.

[Festerplink]

She cleans my toilet with her tongue.

[Estreeter]

She cleans my toilet with her tongue.

So Umm, You teach her that :confused:
Or was it a gift she already had :confused:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Boulderdash]

She loves to cook, so 9 and a half weeks, we have done that many times, but i cant tell you where we put the cherries, haha

[firedog6]

Ive been single 5 years now, but I'll never forget one thing my ex did to me a few nights after we'd first met.

I'd never experienced anything like it before, and believe me the feeling is better than orgasm.

More to the point, where the f*ck did she learn to do it?!!!

[scott5776]

thanks to spenk's original post of Patricia Rhomberg and to pipolina for this shot from Kasimir der Kuckuckskleber (1977)

http://thumbnails61.imagebam.com/16282/b0e7a7162810553.jpg

i can see a depiction of one of the most erotic things my wife ever did…unfortunately, she didn't let me film it…but very specifically she sucked and jacked 2 cocks like this while the admired her pussy…both launched massive loads much to our delight

[MaxJoker]

unfortunately, she didn't let me film it…but very specifically she sucked and jacked 2 clacks like this while they admired her vrumvrum …both launched massive loads much to our angel delight

I remember it well.

Although didn`t much appreciate her doing it in isle five ,as thanks to the gathered crowd i was unable to get to my Strawberry muller lites :mad:

Anyway don`t fret about not having recorded it , as i`m sure Tesco`s in store security would be happy enough to make you a copy ;)

[scott5776]

I remember it well.

Although didn`t much appreciate her doing it in isle five ,as thanks to the gathered crowd i was unable to get to my Strawberry muller lites :mad:

Anyway don`t fret about not having recorded it , as i`m sure Tesco`s in store security would be happy enough to make you a copy ;)that would have been fun too...

[winebeavis]

I decided to pluck up the courage to ask my wife if she could act like a whore in bed.

She replied she already does - she goes through the motions mechanically without pleasure or enthusiasm and gets the job done as quickly as possible.

Oh well, back to the porn.

Married to the same type. a couple of times a month I get some in the mish position. I usually have to promise not to take to long. It's too bad because it wasn't always like this.

Prior to us being married she'd pretty much let fuck her whenever and whatever location we were. We had a nice romp in the fitting room at a department store. Also we made it in the lavatory of a nearly empty flight from Madrid to Houston (not easy to do in one of those tiny spaces).

I've had a few girlfriends in the four+ years we've been married. Although she swears that she'll leave if I do what I've done, I have to believe that she knows. She's not stupid. But I haven't really but flaunting any affairs.

It's too bad. Because if I got what I wanted at home, I'd never look elsewhere.

[culnrowe]

As we have recently put a TV in the bedroom I thought this was a chance to spice things up. I suggested we could watch a DVD together in bed to get us in a good mood. To my surprise she was keen on the idea and said she would choose the DVD.

The night arrived with much anticipation and we snuggled down together, then on came her choice. It was episodes from her box set of Dad's Army. When I mentioned it was not really what I was thinking of, she said it was just the thing to keep her entertained while I did my business. Well, I suppose it was still better than usual - at least when she laughed I could assume it was the TV and not my efforts that caused her mirth.

Back to the porn.

[winebeavis]

"Doggy style: I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead."

[Mal Hombre]

The night arrived with much anticipation and we snuggled down together, then on came her choice. It was episodes from her box set of Dad's Army. When I mentioned it was not really what I was thinking of, she said it was just the thing to keep her entertained while I did my business. Well, I suppose it was still better than usual - at least when she laughed I could assume it was the TV and not my efforts that caused her mirth.

Back to the porn.
They don't like it up 'Em....:p:D

[stuffin]

Mine does the laundry. Unfortunately, that is about as dirty as it gets...

[footstep]

Alimony after divorce!

[wildtig2013]

Telling me to clean out the garage!

[umclergy]

Oral (likes me to cum in her mouth, swallows), anal, A2M and lets me piss on her and in her mouth. And film it all. And post it. I think she's a keeper, probably... :-)

[HansReinhardt]

cleans my underpants, takes out the trash :)

[billybunter]

Oral (likes me to cum in her mouth, swallows), anal, A2M and lets me piss on her and in her mouth. And film it all. And post it. I think she's a keeper, probably... :-)

I would put that to a vote mate. Mine is No thanks.

[Pinkpapercut]

We're not actually married but... She lets me watch her pee, and likes being watched, but won't pee on me, and she's happy with getting rimmed, but won't do anal. Actually, she says she would do anal, but only if I had two flesh and blood cocks. She lets me bury my face between the cheeks of her arse but insists on having a shower and pampering it with body butter first, whereas I'd prefer her bum and fanny ripe and sweaty. Like a lot of women I've known, she wants to be dirty and girlie at the same time.

On the other hand, the dirtiest thing she does full stop is fart a lot in public and blame it on me.

[PHcoupleFan]

When I was 23 I had a hot blonde girlfriend who was 18. Even though she said she was completely straight, she had her equally hot best friend join us several times. She said it was a favor for me. One day she asked me to return the favor and let her bring another guy along. She didn't know I was bi so it worked out quite well. She had some great looking friends of both sexes. I wonder why we eventually broke up?

[savage560]

Blames me for having no taste in TV shows.She says I have no sence of humor.Honey Boo Boo,Hillbilly Hand fishing ,Duck Dynasty are all hillarious to her?I watched the shows a few with her ,thought all were Dumb.She wants me to watch this crap & the Bachelor & Bachlorette too,but she doesn't want to watch Bill Maher with me.

Come to think of it she blames me for just about eveything.That's pretty dirty,huh?Just the ave. spoiled brat in the States I guess?

[NippleAdore]

I had an ex girlfriend who, while married to another man, would love to come over and have me screw her while she was pregnant. After the delivery, she loved to be on top and have me suck her nipples, milking her while she did me on top. My finger rubbing her butthole completed the picture. She said the feelings were just way to intense. I'll leave it at that ...

[peter_pp]

... Quite conservative, but she enjoys being fingernd to orgasm and being deeply fucked while leaning her legs straight up against my chest; she also likes to be fucked in her pussy and finger-fucked in her ass at the same time ... And she loves to be deeply sucked and sniffed after physikalisch work-out, that's all! Girl friends may do more ...

[obsidianbird]

I convinced my wife to stop shaving. She hated it at first but has now grown to love her thick hairy bush, furry pits and fuzzy legs. She began love how dirty it made her feel... so after about a year of being a hairy bitch, I restricted her bathing to once a month and forbid her to wear any undergarments. That was really hard for her, being so nasty and smelly... but it also has made her quite wild eventually. Towards the end of a month though, she really stinks. It is hard her to go out in public and she gets alot of stares at her hairy body.

She also used to spend alot of time straitening out her curly hair but I put a stop to all that, making her grow it out as well and let be natural. Now she has a big wild and curly mane that ends up getting quite knotted and tangled most of the time.

She seems to love/hate being such a dirty, hairy, nasty, smelly bitch. She is now constantly in heat and wanting to fuck after 3 years of this. It has really changed our lives.

Since her birthday in Sept., I have only been fucking her in her smelly ass, and then her mouth, telling her that nasty hairy cunt is too hard to get into these days with that thick forest of tangled matted pubes in the way. she is going to be nothing but a stinky hairy anal slut now.. and she loves it, even if it drives her crazy.

[fenland]

Tells me in detail about her past! Which either turns her on as I call her slutt, or she gets thoroughly ashamed and upset and I have to ………….. Either way its great and a big turn on.

[}[eywood]

Rhonda, my former wife, and I got together when she was 15 and me 17. Even then I was a porn hound and to me that is how women should behave when it comes to sex. Luckily she was game for nearly anything. We fucked in a variety of public places (park, cemetery, parked off the road on railroad tracks), she'd let me cum in her mouth (if she won't then she's not the girl for me; I'm with the guy whose signature says every drop of cum that doesn't land on a woman's tongue is a drop wasted). She let me and a friend fuck her at the same time. The only thing she didn't want to do was anal. Later on she realized she was bi (unfortunately after we had split).

My fiancee Jessica many years later was a stunning Italian girl. Former model (well, sort of. She was only 5' 1'', so wasn't able to make a career of it). Used to be a bartender in NYC. Super hot. Big tits, pretty little shaved pussy. Everyone wanted to fuck her her whole life and she usually let them. The chick got around. She was 35 when I met her but looked maybe 27. The word gets thrown around too much, but believe me when I say the girl was a bona fide nymphomaniac. Few days went by where we didn't fuck 6 times. And damn that girl could fuck. She'd do it anywhere , anytime no matter who was there and watching. She loved anal (me not so much. Ass may be tight at the hole, but inside it ain't. Pussy's got more squeezy muscles. I'll stick to that) and A2M. Said it tasted like sugar. Andd she had mind blowing assgasms. She'd stick a finger up there when I fucked her and massage my dick through the wall. She loved to talk dirty. She'd not only swallow, but lick my cum up off wherever it landed (I liked watching her eat it off her tits). She was bi, so we had that going on too. She let me shave her pussy fairly often (I did this because I had to teach her to leave a little something behind, not beacuse it turned me on. She always went totally bald, but I perfer a racing stripe). Unfortunately I couldn't keep up with her, so she'd fuck other people when I took days off to recover. her insatiability combined with a drug habit turned her into a whore (a real one, not figurative). I'm a very devoted person when I'm with someone, and I will not stand cheating. This plus the fact that she liked fucking black guys (unacceptable. Tainted pussy forever. I have nothing against black people, mind you. I have several friends that are black, but I don't believe in intermixing unless you are going UP the evolutionary chain) did the relationship in eventually.

By the way, what's up with all you who can't find women who'll let you cum in their mouth? I have never had sex with a woman who didn't take it in the mouth, at least eventually. One night stand, long relationships, on-again off-agains, I've shot a load in the mouth of every single one. Some didn't like the taste that much, but none had a serious problem with it. Not all swallowed it, but most did. Where are all these women that won't let you cum in their mouth? I've never met one.