Are You The Typical Bloke ?

[Estreeter]

Are You The Typical Bloke ?

I think quite a few members here could be classed as a typical male, the sort that females complain about, maybe even driven some to become lesbians ;)

Is the TV remote exclusively yours ?
Do you have a fridge dedicated to beer ?
Unless drunk, do you do all the driving ?

Do any of these pictures remind you of your self ?

Your idea of entertainment
http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/12904/537ce6129032011.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/537ce6129032011)

The only form of cooking you really enjoy
http://thumbnails32.imagebam.com/12904/0c9189129031989.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0c9189129031989)

You'd rather dress like this
http://thumbnails32.imagebam.com/12904/926963129031959.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/926963129031959)

instead of
http://thumbnails36.imagebam.com/12904/2d0683129032015.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/2d0683129032015)

That's not a meal
http://thumbnails29.imagebam.com/12904/535011129032269.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/535011129032269)
:(

this is a meal
http://thumbnails37.imagebam.com/12904/8ff724129032281.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/8ff724129032281)
:cool:


I think most of us could relate to what I just wrote, well, maybe ;)

[botogames]

Yes.

Love BBQ. drinking (a lot), women close their eyes when I walk by. Dress for failure, over weight, I have a chain on the remote locked to my chair.

Will not let anyone drive when I'm in the car, and I have my car decked out and no one can drive it.

I think I meet all of your standards, maybe I have a few more to add..

hate buying new cloths
Enjoy a hot dog over french food
rather watch TV than talk
and I like looking at porn

[meegan01]

Yes...yes we are.

[Mal Hombre]

I'd have to say Yes to all those questions,I love BBQ,I dress for comfort not style and I like to keep the TV remote to hand(When there's anything on anyway),So I guess I am the Typical Bloke and I want steak and chips.:D

[Norbert84]

I'd say yes to all the pics except the first because I hate watching sports. I like to play basketball, ice hockey and riding the bike rather than watching others doing it. It makes no sense to me. Buying new clothes gives me the creeps but it's gotta be from time to time. I dress for comfort for the most time and avoid going to wedding parties for this reason. :D
Yes, I know, too much beer and heavy food are noxious but get me a beer and a steak. Nothing over a good BBQ.

[tygrkhat40]

The remote is mine, because I have my own TV. If I dress for style, I'm dressed comfortably. I'd rather have a 12-year-old scotch rather than a beer. And whether it's a meal fit for a king or peasant food, it's all good.

[shodan2011]

I suppose I am. The TV remote should always be mine, because I live on my own (no need to get the violins out :D). I do rather appreciate a beer or four when I can afford it. I hate wearing a suit - I like to wear clothes that I feel comfortable in, rather than because some style idiot says it's the thing to wear. Food is, well food so it's all good. :thumbsup:

[whop]

First pic is wrong. There is green stuff in the sandwiches and they are wearing ironed shirts. Those guys are not men!

Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw. Apart from that I'll eat anything as long as meat is a part of the meal.

Everyone else is a lousy driver, noone touches my car, I wear clothes, whatever is on top in the drawer that day, and I am king of the TV.

[Norbert84]

Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw.

You're gonna end up here for saying this: http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t156864-youre-on-death-row.html

Oh, the irony. :D

[ballyhoo]

Your idea of entertainment
http://thumbnails33.imagebam.com/12904/537ce6129032011.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/537ce6129032011)

I wholeheartedly agree with everything, ES! :thumbsup:

I'd say yes to all the pics except the first because I hate watching sports.
if they're members here, they're not watching sports. it's porn! :thumbsup:

First pic is wrong. There is green stuff in the sandwiches and they are wearing ironed shirts.
the green stuff could be... well, you know. and the shirts might be straight
out of the package. had to look nice to impress the wives, so they'd leave! :thumbsup:


and of course, this all leads up to the manliest of manly-man tasks;

http://img238.imagevenue.com/loc146/th_513166413_toilet_123_146lo.jpg (http://img238.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=513166413_toilet_123_146lo.jpg)

(I know guys, but any chance I get to post a terlet... I do!) :thumbsup:

[welderman]

Too bloody right Mate, i still like to fart in mixed company, just reminded me of my first time in Australia, i was fortunate enough to have a Japanese girlfriend for a few months, on our third date in a bar in Sydney, i was so pissed i fell asleep for about half an hour, bloody oath the little lady was still there when i woke up..
Went back to Randwick where she was living and still got a root, now that is a typical Bloke.....

[tygrkhat40]

Second, I hate BBQ. I prefer my food cooked, not half burnt half raw.

If you're getting BBQ like that, whoever's trying to serve that up should be shot. No, shooting's too quick, string him up.

[gtos4ever]

If you're getting BBQ like that, whoever's trying to serve that up should be shot. No, shooting's too quick, string him up.

Or to quote Buford T. Justice, "BarBQ his ass in molasses".:D

[MaxJoker]

I`m greedy and much prefer takeout to eating something that`ll prolong my life , i love chocolate , i like my beer, and the remote to always be within arms length. I love films , preferably horror ones or actions ones. I don`t enjoy socializing at shindigs , going to dinner parties or making small talk with people i don`t know . Am more happy in jeans and a far too young for me childishly designed t-shirt than in a suit . Can`t stand musicals or anything effeminate unless it`s a woman . I don`t have much patience with any noise i myself am not making . I take offense at things not directed at me . When i lose my temper i punch inanimate objects. I tend to speak my mind at lot , never more so when i`m out of it .

Guess that makes me a typical bloke alright :D :thumbsup: