VEF - The Movie.

[Peau Peep]

There is a new blockbuster film about the everyday lives of the mods and users of this great website.

Who do you think should play the leading characters?

[billybunter]

If it's a Blockbuster it's been made and Barry Norman has it:eek: I'd be happy with a short walk on roll. I'd say GreenSkull would be a leading roll, maybe a sausage roll:D with HP sauce of course! I'd be in the pub keeping seats warm.:D

[Peau Peep]

I was thinking maybe Vinnie Jones or Chuck Norris to play Greenskull.

Or Jeanette Krankie.

[MaxJoker]

I was thinking maybe Vinnie Jones or Chuck Norris to play Greenskull.

Or Jeanette Krankie.

I`m fine with Jeanette in fact i`d find the wee fellow preferable to Vinnie ,although you better break the news to her. Since she was planning on playing you in the film , in fact method actor that she is she`s even had a lobotomy in preparation .

[billybunter]

I hope it's not a "turkey" at the oscars:D

[MaxJoker]

If it's a Blockbuster it's been made and Barry Norman has it:eek: I'd be happy with a short walk on roll. I'd say GreenSkull would be a leading roll, maybe a sausage roll:D with HP sauce of course! I'd be in the pub keeping seats warm.:D

Sausage roll and sauce ! , f#ck that shit , i`m not doing the catering for you bunch of gannets :D

As for who might actually play the role of me , well there`s only one manly mean person who springs to mind ;)

http://s2.postimage.org/2agw35smc/Incredible_Hulk_punch.jpg (http://postimage.org/image/2agw35smc/)


Only problem is could our budget stretch to hiring Roseanna Barr :(

[MaxJoker]

I hope it's not a "turkey" at the oscars:D

Again with the food , something tells me old Billy has a rumbly tum .

Which is excellent news , just try and squeeze out a fart then catch it in a jam jar.

We can use that as a backup plan , you know in case we`re stuck for who to cast as Peep`s :rolleyes:

[billybunter]

As long as a microwave is on set we are in business!:eek:

[pharoahegypt]

id heard the casting was already done for both greenskull, and billy...???

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/s/5/g/rs5g/Baron_Silas_Greenback_by_ladyjuliet_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6542814-original.html) http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/s/5/k/rs5k/wile-e-coyote_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6542818-original.html)

[MaxJoker]

id heard the casting was already done for both greenskull, and billy...???

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/s/5/g/rs5g/Baron_Silas_Greenback_by_ladyjuliet_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6542814-original.html) http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/s/5/k/rs5k/wile-e-coyote_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6542818-original.html)

No what you have there is Greenman`s role , in fact i`d say the member himself would fight us too the death to make sure Silas got the part :D

As for Wile E. Coyote playing Billy , hmmmm not so sure , might be casting against type .

Certainly as Wile E. Coyote was once seen paying for his own round .

Which is more than can be said for Bill ;)

[keefriff]

;););):D:D:D

If I were the casting director I would go with these guys.

Like GS said, this is who I think of when Scoundrel is working the soil.

http://thumbnails40.imagebam.com/11994/febd50119930068.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/febd50119930068)

Here's my pick for Tabler.

http://thumbnails23.imagebam.com/11994/438590119930096.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/438590119930096)

Here is my picks for action stars Estreeter & Blondifan

http://thumbnails23.imagebam.com/11994/0d1184119930152.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0d1184119930152)

Greenskull, I thought for sure you would go with this guy. ;)

http://thumbnails40.imagebam.com/11994/e2e1c8119930192.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e2e1c8119930192)

And as Keefriff..........

http://thumbnails39.imagebam.com/11994/224194119930247.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/224194119930247)

Except mine is bigger........stomach that is. :o;):):D

[-Lucifer-]

If it's a Blockbuster...
Of course it will be a blockbuster!

I can't wait for the sequel. :thumbsup:

http://img298.imagevenue.com/loc364/th_63619_vef_2_123_364lo.jpg (http://img298.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=63619_vef_2_123_364lo.jpg)

[billybunter]

What, we have to PAY for our drinks:eek: I'm out. I'll be a floorman, a horizontal one.:D

[palo5]

...just try and squeeze out a fart then catch it in a jam jar. We can use that as a backup plan...

No no, if it's a very strong fart, we can use it as a Molotov cocktail for special effects

If it's extremely strong, we could use it as a chemical agent -- but don't tell the Americans we have it or they might raid the set :eek::D

[-Lucifer-]

What, we have to PAY for our drinks
http://img180.imagevenue.com/loc942/th_63909_c2eb6472988de1348749b9d5015a4d77_123_942l o.jpg (http://img180.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=63909_c2eb6472988de1348749b9d5015a4d 77_123_942lo.jpg)

Drinks are from the house. ;)

[palo5]

http://img180.imagevenue.com/loc942/th_63909_c2eb6472988de1348749b9d5015a4d77_123_942l o.jpg (http://img180.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=63909_c2eb6472988de1348749b9d5015a4d 77_123_942lo.jpg)

Drinks are from the house. ;)

And I get the blonde -- she's only smiling because she's seen ME :D

[pharoahegypt]

its probably just wind mate........... german lager gives u that...lol.

[palo5]

German beer tastes very good, but she's still only happy because she saw me. It's clear she has a weakness for Siberian tigers http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc420/th_65722_ray_bans_122_420lo.jpg (http://img160.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_65722_ray_bans_122_420lo.jpg)

[Mal Hombre]

Some stills from this upcoming production:
Greenskull takes a break from modding on the balcony of His Norwich appartment

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/s/z/f/rszf/1453472736_84628a23d0_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6544673-original.html)
While Scoundrel relaxes on His allotment

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/s/z/i/rszi/ColinFirthwhite-colin-firth-3570463-1024-768_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6544676-original.html)

[kelio]

Would there actually be a story?
Can there be a story? :rolleyes:
Or is it just a bunch of hunks showing their... good looks ? :D

Possible title: Gone with the Wank :thumbsup:

[palo5]

Some stills from this upcoming production:
Greenskull takes a break from modding on the balcony of His Norwich appartment

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/s/z/f/rszf/1453472736_84628a23d0_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6544673-original.html)




Ah... but our cameras caught him BEFORE breakfast...



http://img163.imagevenue.com/loc518/th_73045_greenskull_122_518lo.jpg (http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=73045_greenskull_122_518lo.jpg)




While Scoundrel relaxes on His allotment http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/s/z/i/rszi/ColinFirthwhite-colin-firth-3570463-1024-768_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6544676-original.html)

Yes, that's him. Sometimes he wears dark glasses & black gloves as a disguise but clever people see through this ingenuity :D

[billybunter]

http://img180.imagevenue.com/loc942/th_63909_c2eb6472988de1348749b9d5015a4d77_123_942l o.jpg (http://img180.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=63909_c2eb6472988de1348749b9d5015a4d 77_123_942lo.jpg)

Drinks are from the house. ;)

Glad you're paying Boss:D

[blatt]

Here are my own ideas for the casting of the mods that i have got to know a little bit by their posts :o

bruce obviously for Estreeter :) :thumbsup:

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/t/a/Z/rtaZ/bruce_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6547013-original.html)

flinty for Scoundrel :):thumbsup:

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/t/b/3/rtb3/Andrew%2BFlintoff_1809_19355635_0_0_7041000_300_0. jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6547017-original.html)

dominic west as cromwell for GreenSkull , because like cromwell we all know he loves royalty ;):):thumbsup:

http://ist1-1.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/t/b/6/rtb6/west_gileskeyte_83268t_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6547020-original.html)

[buttsie]

Be a short movie played by anonymous actors as i'm thinking the budget would be small

Something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIvmXTlgi6I&feature=related

[MaxJoker]

Would there actually be a story?
Can there be a story? :rolleyes:
Or is it just a bunch of hunks showing their... good looks ? :D

Possible title: Gone with the Wank :thumbsup:

How about


" V.E.T ,many mens struggle to take it sleazy "




Mind that doesn`t exactly roll off the tongue , well whatever , i name Futuro to do the sound track though :D :thumbsup:

[billybunter]

Wanks for the memories...;)

[kelio]

How about

" V.E.T ,many mens struggle to take it sleazy "

Mind that doesn`t exactly roll off the tongue , well whatever , i name Futuro to do the sound track though :D :thumbsup:

:D :thumbsup:

Well perhaps she might be able to help with the roll of the tongue :D

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/u/r/t/rurt/sexy%20Women__s%20Long-tongued_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6551879-original.html)

Unless of course you meant this respected GreenSkull
http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/u/r/w/rurw/rolling_20stones_20tongue-790150_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6551882-original.html)

:cool::thumbsup:

[MaxJoker]

:D :thumbsup:

Well perhaps she might be able to help with the roll of the tongue :D

http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/u/r/t/rurt/sexy%20Women__s%20Long-tongued_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6551879-original.html)

:cool::thumbsup:


Holy Hanna , is that real :eek::confused::eek:

Christ kissing her must be like trying to force your tongue through a fillet steak :eek:

Also must be a bit unnerving for a bloke to date the woman given that red carpet of hers is longer than most blokes cocks !

I mean when soft of course :rolleyes:

[MaxJoker]

The perfect casting for Tabler :D

Oh and i know what you`re all thinking , the guy`s long dead , falling apart and stinks to high heaven .

http://img216.imagevenue.com/loc149/th_30690_images_123_149lo.jpg (http://img216.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=th_30690_images_123_149lo.jpg)

But then so`s Grandpa Munster ;) :thumbsup:

[billybunter]

I thought Mick Jagger was a guest star:D

[Mal Hombre]

Scene the VEF bar Fleetwood 77 and Billybunter enjoy a drink while Mal Hombre expresses a dissenting opinion.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/u/N/f/ruNf/rab-c-nesbitt1_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6553229-original.html)

[pharoahegypt]

they better hurry up an enjoy that drink before greenskull gets there... or it'll be drier than a desert...!!!!


http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/w/7/A/rw7A/spiritual_desert_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6558334-original.html)

[nevermind]

We also have a role for our dear member..

adm34 :thumbsup:

http://img230.imagevenue.com/loc124/th_69215_jasonvoorheesnew_123_124lo.jpg (http://img230.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=69215_jasonvoorheesnew_123_124lo.jpg )


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[kananga]

Who, or what will play the part of rosebud?

On second thought, don't answer that, i've a feeling that role would be different here. :rolleyes:

Maybee more to the point, if it's female, does it need cross pollinating? ;)

[eelcat]

The early bird gets the worms.
This photo should be recognised by one of our illustrious members. Dumpster diving for christmas titbits 2009.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w214/eelcat/dumpster.jpg

I'd say Mickey Rourke from "Barfly" should fill this part.

http://www.hobomagazine.com/files/images/inline/Barfly.jpg

[welderman]

Greenskull, Tabler and Estreeter during rehearsals..

http://img5.imagevenue.com/loc481/th_12550_vef7_123_481lo.jpg (http://img5.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12550_vef7_123_481lo.jpg)

[MaxJoker]

they better hurry up an enjoy that drink before greenskull gets there... or it'll be drier than a desert...!!!!



True enough :o

But then it`s purely for medicinal reasons , see i have to drown out the knowledge of the reaction i`m going to get when i drag myself home :(



http://img150.imagevenue.com/loc35/th_12748_360341552_7632326c49_123_35lo.jpg (http://img150.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=12748_360341552_7632326c49_123_35lo. jpg)


:D

[MaxJoker]

John Lydon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lydon)might be a good choice to play me , although he`d have to bulk up a bit .


http://img291.imagevenue.com/loc108/th_13117_images_123_108lo.jpg (http://img291.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=13117_images_123_108lo.jpg)

Plus go back in time , not just to be younger but before he started promoting butter and still had some credibility left ;)

http://img159.imagevenue.com/loc144/th_13118_3_123_144lo.jpg (http://img159.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=13118_3_123_144lo.jpg)

Love ya , you rotten basket :D :thumbsup:

[billybunter]

Scene the VEF bar Fleetwood 77 and Billybunter enjoy a drink while Mal Hombre expresses a dissenting opinion.

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/u/N/f/ruNf/rab-c-nesbitt1_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6553229-original.html)

Who's who here:D

[Mal Hombre]

Well I'm behind the bar,Fleets is the big chap in the vest and You are the dapper guy in the sports jacket.:D

[welderman]

hos and marlon at The Oscars...

http://img285.imagevenue.com/loc350/th_15395_hm3_123_350lo.jpg (http://img285.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=15395_hm3_123_350lo.jpg)

[billybunter]

Well I'm behind the bar,Fleets is the big chap in the vest and You are the dapper guy in the sports jacket.:D

Yes Jamesie was a gent:D

[welderman]

Scoundrel Oblivious To The Whole Thing...

http://img25.imagevenue.com/loc75/th_16432_so2_123_75lo.jpg (http://img25.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=16432_so2_123_75lo.jpg)

[nevermind]

Any volunteers for this guy...Don't worry....
he ain't crazy.. :D

http://img126.imagevenue.com/loc365/th_31899_Keith_Flint_331x450_123_365lo.jpg (http://img126.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=31899_Keith_Flint_331x450_123_365lo. jpg)



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[Greenman]

Maybe this movie could be more an Italian Job-baggsy me for Charlie Crocus(Croker) and with all the daft names here already it has the makings of a hit methinks. Baron Greenback of course would be Mr Bridger-the brains behind the caper :D but this time not Mini Coopers but...Smart cars-more manoeuvrable and of course in red, white and blue. I see Scoundrel the loon as the daft one with the flat cap who blows the lorry to pieces instead of 'blowing the bloody doors off' Any one can be one of the drivers and instead of using a gutted coach to drive into we'd need a long caravan driven by Jeremy Clarkson( "I didn't know we could get three Smart cars into a caravan...but I do NOW!" :D And we'll have a catchy tune like " this is the Wood Preservation Society"

[palo5]

Any volunteers for this guy...Don't worry....
he ain't crazy.. :D

http://img126.imagevenue.com/loc365/th_31899_Keith_Flint_331x450_123_365lo.jpg (http://img126.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=31899_Keith_Flint_331x450_123_365lo. jpg)



.

I don't know who he is, but his message seems "buy me buy me" without a hint of "I have something worthwhile"

Can he be told to FO?

[MaxJoker]

hos and marlon at The Oscars...

http://img285.imagevenue.com/loc350/th_15395_hm3_123_350lo.jpg (http://img285.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=15395_hm3_123_350lo.jpg)


Who are the two suits in front of them though :D

[Greenman]

Who are the two suits in front of them though :D

Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin who have both hosted the Oscars.:)

[pharoahegypt]

Maybe this movie could be more an Italian Job-baggsy me for Charlie Crocus(Croker) and with all the daft names here already it has the makings of a hit methinks. Baron Greenback of course would be Mr Bridger-the brains behind the caper :D but this time not Mini Coopers but...Smart cars-more manoeuvrable and of course in red, white and blue. I see Scoundrel the loon as the daft one with the flat cap who blows the lorry to pieces instead of 'blowing the bloody doors off' Any one can be one of the drivers and instead of using a gutted coach to drive into we'd need a long caravan driven by Jeremy Clarkson( "I didn't know we could get three Smart cars into a caravan...but I do NOW!" :D And we'll have a catchy tune like " this is the Wood Preservation Society"

i cant believe u used the words 'greenback'(greenskull) and 'brains' in the same sentence... or even paragraph......!!???

as for the keith flint role... well, thats me on a good day im afraid...!!!?? sure some mods would agree...???? lol

[MaxJoker]

Who's who here:D


http://img284.imagevenue.com/loc64/th_41008_rab_c_nesbitt1_123_64lo.jpg (http://img284.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=41008_rab_c_nesbitt1_123_64lo.jpg)


You are the dapper guy in the sports jacket.:D

You mean the one who deliberately left his wallet at home as he didn`t want to spoil the lining of said jacket :D

Yeah that`s Bill alright ;)

[MaxJoker]

i cant believe u used the words 'greenback'(greenskull) and 'brains' in the same sentence... or even paragraph......!!???
l

He wasn`t referring to me genius :D

Next time may i suggest you blow your nose less hard , i think you`re losing more than merely snot ;)

[MaxJoker]

Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin who have both hosted the Oscars.:)

It was a rhetorical question ;)

Ok actually an attempt at humour :o

[billybunter]

http://img284.imagevenue.com/loc64/th_41008_rab_c_nesbitt1_123_64lo.jpg (http://img284.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=41008_rab_c_nesbitt1_123_64lo.jpg)




You mean the one who deliberately left his wallet at home as he didn`t want to spoil the lining of said jacket :D

Yeah that`s Bill alright ;)

I have a TAB behind the bar!;)

[MaxJoker]

I have a TAB behind the bar!;)

Just as long as you don`t have a Tab leaning up against it , because if that`s the case you`d better get onto the brewery for a fresh delivery :D

[palo5]

The movie needs movement

So let's star Siberian Tiger (palo5)
http://img132.imagevenue.com/loc500/th_48666_siberian_tiger5_122_500lo.jpg (http://img132.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=48666_siberian_tiger5_122_500lo.jpg)
with an ordinary woman, say Cameron Diaz


http://img158.imagevenue.com/loc512/th_49448_cameron_diaz_122_512lo.jpg (http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=49448_cameron_diaz_122_512lo.jpg)


Our eyes are the same, so romance is obvious :thumbsup:

[billybunter]

Just as long as you don`t have a Tab leaning up against it , because if that`s the case you`d better get onto the brewery for a fresh delivery :D

If you mean our beloved son TAB. I'm sure he would stand me a few pints till I got to the nearest bank machine. I'm sure as a geordie he would have my breakfast ready and on the table on time. And after breakfast we would go for a sup.:thumbsup:

[pharoahegypt]

sounds a bit stereotypical to me....... suppose he walks round in the winter in just a tshirt too......??? :eek: (scary thought)

[kananga]

Here is my picks for action stars Estreeter & Blondifan

http://thumbnails23.imagebam.com/11994/0d1184119930152.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0d1184119930152)

Have no problem with that. :thumbsup:
Except "Brokeback Mountain" has ruined westerns for me personally. :mad:
We're both country boys, both bent, but we don't sway "that" way.
Read "straight as a die".
Have to say the water in that image seems appropriate, given the summer we're (not) having!
Also given Estreeters liking for Gangsters? or mafioso, it's probably going to be a Spagetti Western, for our part, in this Roman epic.


Believe I just saw the preview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKznZUtKntg). (Hope nudity doesn't offend? ;))

[Norbert84]

I guess I'll make the soundtrack with kelio.

[fleetwood77]

Is there a script for this film yet?

I'm a big fan of Asian cinema so I'm hoping for something along the lines of "Battle Royale" - in my version all the Moderators and Veteran Members would be marooned on an uninhabited island and hunted down one by one by hordes of murderous and rapacious Japanese schoolgirls.

I alone would survive of course to teach the girls the error of their ways



http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/C/r/R/rCrR/1289518096t-battle%20royale%20wrap_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6582655-original.html)

[spider111]

Please note that any English members who successfully audition for the Hollywood blockbuster VEF-The Movie, will automatically be cast as a baddie!

[pharoahegypt]

good. cause we make the best baddies anyhow...lol. probably cause we understand irony.... lol.

[pharoahegypt]

Is there a script for this film yet?

I'm a big fan of Asian cinema so I'm hoping for something along the lines of "Battle Royale" - in my version all the Moderators and Veteran Members would be marooned on an uninhabited island and hunted down one by one by hordes of murderous and rapacious Japanese schoolgirls.

I alone would survive of course to teach the girls the error of their ways



http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/r/C/r/R/rCrR/1289518096t-battle%20royale%20wrap_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/6582655-original.html)

think it'd be far safer bringing in frank darabont....... anyone got his number..???

(if u need to ask who he is, then ur not gonna be involved in the film, dummies...lol)

[Greenman]

On the subject of English always being baddies(which if you think about it is racist towards us) Alan Rickman was once asked by a child "why do always play villains?" to which he replied in that great voice of his, "I don't play villains, I play...interesting people!"

[MaxJoker]

I guess this guy could play me , even though he don`ta look`a like`a me :D

http://img150.imagevenue.com/loc56/th_156528430_Chico_Marx_1243516890_123_56lo.jpg (http://img150.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=156528430_Chico_Marx_1243516890_123_ 56lo.jpg)

[Norbert84]

On the subject of English always being baddies(which if you think about it is racist towards us) Alan Rickman was once asked by a child "why do always play villains?" to which he replied in that great voice of his, "I don't play villains, I play...interesting people!"

Not always. He was pretty good as Kevin Kline's artist buddy with a slight feminine touch in "The January Man". :D

[Estreeter]

I didn't even know this thread existed till an hour ago :o

Is there a script for this film yet?


Script, still being written,Here (http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t149697-the-vef-members-novel.html) is the draft :rolleyes:

[welderman]

I guess this guy could play me , even though he don`ta look`a like`a me :D

http://img150.imagevenue.com/loc56/th_156528430_Chico_Marx_1243516890_123_56lo.jpg (http://img150.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=156528430_Chico_Marx_1243516890_123_ 56lo.jpg)


I thought it was Keith Moon..

[Mal Hombre]

I thought it was Keith Moon..

Keith Moon..,Oy Gevalt !...I mean Whatt 'a mistak 'a to mak e'a eh?

[kananga]

Please note that any English members who successfully audition for the Hollywood blockbuster VEF-The Movie, will automatically be cast as a baddie!

... so, quid pro quo, any Australian's will be cast as 'goodies' :thumbsup:

Now we're talking trouble, mate ;) http://i881.photobucket.com/albums/ac17/blondifan/1264-1.gif

[MaxJoker]

I thought it was Keith Moon..

" Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea , Nuts , to you ! "

:D

Oh and ten points to anyone who can name the film Chico says that in :thumbsup:

[Mal Hombre]

Please note that any English members who successfully audition for the Hollywood blockbuster VEF-The Movie, will automatically be cast as a baddie!
Yes but Who are the villains in VEF ? Or the heroes come to that ?
And GS Was It "At the Circus" ?

[MaxJoker]

GS Was It "At the Circus" ?

No it was Duck Soup mate , but since it`s you i`ll split the difference and award you five :D :thumbsup:


http://img167.imagevenue.com/loc1196/th_331997922_1933_duck_soup_chico_and_harpo_123_11 96lo.jpg (http://img167.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=331997922_1933_duck_soup_chico_and_h arpo_123_1196lo.jpg)

[Mal Hombre]

No it was Duck Soup mate , but since it`s you i`ll split the difference and award you five :D :thumbsup:



Thanks Mate:thumbsup::D

[otiscleotus]

Yes but Who are the villains in VEF ? Or the heroes come to that ?
And GS Was It "At the Circus" ?

I think the villians would be any of the wankers associated with asymo (or however that thieving board name is spelled).

[welderman]

No it was Duck Soup mate , but since it`s you i`ll split the difference and award you five :D :thumbsup:


http://img167.imagevenue.com/loc1196/th_331997922_1933_duck_soup_chico_and_harpo_123_11 96lo.jpg (http://img167.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=331997922_1933_duck_soup_chico_and_h arpo_123_1196lo.jpg)


I don't recall keith moon being in duck soup, can i have 20 points?..

[MaxJoker]

I don't recall keith moon being in duck soup, can i have 20 points?..

Judging by the photo it also looks like Lady Ga Ga had a co-starring role to :eek:


You can have the other five :D:thumbsup:

[billybunter]

Can I play Keith Moon? I can drink brandy for breakfast and beat the shit out of a drum kit:D

[Peau Peep]

Can I play Keith Moon? I can drink brandy for breakfast and beat the shit out of a drum kit:D

Can you park a roller in a swimming pool though?!

[billybunter]

Can you park a roller in a swimming pool though?!

Oh yes! And I would like to wreck a few hotel rooms. VEF would have to pay for the damage though:D I would love to throw a TV out the window.

[Estreeter]

beat the shit out of

Billy, Yes,
I think you're the most qualified beater ;) on this little forum of ours..............jobs yours.

[billybunter]

Billy, Yes,
I think you're the most qualified beater ;) on this little forum of ours..............jobs yours.

Thanks I await the drum kit in the post. Or are you talking about naughty things?

[Estreeter]

Thanks I await the drum kit in the post. Or are you talking about naughty things?

I'll put it in real simple terms, we'll film the drum beating and draw a line at that style of beating. If we were to film your other beating, I don't really want see that :(

[billybunter]

I'll put it in real simple terms, we'll film the drum beating and draw a line at that style of beating. If we were to film your other beating, I don't really want see that :(

Too be honest neither would I:eek::thumbsup:

[Drella]

All I know is, I want Morgan Freeman to play me. I need to hear that soothing baritone voice tell my story, and I want to see him in that ruffled Easter outfit mom made me wear every year. Phillip Seymour Hoffman can play my cat.

[MaxJoker]

Maybe ?

http://img145.imagevenue.com/loc171/th_584258192_fletch_123_171lo.jpg (http://img145.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=584258192_fletch_123_171lo.jpg)


Would be best to play me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6341HeJDgU) :D

[Mal Hombre]

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/B/L/7/uBL7/big-lebowski-0091710_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7294989-original.html)
Here I am during a lively exchange of views with other members.

[dohupa]

Maybe ?
http://img145.imagevenue.com/loc171/th_584258192_fletch_123_171lo.jpg (http://img145.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=584258192_fletch_123_171lo.jpg):D
GS out and about in London. :eek: :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgX6qlJEMc

Loooool :thumbsup: :p

[meegan01]

The VEF movie would have to be badly dubbed, like those martial films where the actor's mouth keeps moving after the english dialogue...

[MaxJoker]

Or even Sydney Fife , as me and him seem to have a few similar personality traits :D


http://img179.imagevenue.com/loc168/th_192544409_i_love_you_man_123_168lo.jpg (http://img179.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=192544409_i_love_you_man_123_168lo.j pg)

[Mal Hombre]

Here's an artist's impression of how I'll appear in the movie.

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/Y/t/E/uYtE/downe_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7382318-original.html)

[imracerx]

Here's an artist's impression of how I'll appear in the movie.

http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/Y/t/E/uYtE/downe_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7382318-original.html)

Sorry to contradict, Sir Mal, but my fever-dream tells me it will be something a bit more along these lines....;):eek::o

http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/Y/I/R/uYIR/UncleErnie_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7383261-original.html)
http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/Y/I/T/uYIT/169_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7383263-original.html) http://ist1-4.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/Y/I/U/uYIU/ernie_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7383264-original.html) http://ist1-3.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/u/Y/I/V/uYIV/ernie1_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/7383265-original.html)