Food Or Sex ???

[Estreeter]

Had this conversation with a mate last night and lets just say his Missus and my GF were not too impressed about the topic :D

So I'm gonna ask the same question here, just to find out what kind of people :rolleyes: I deal with on the forum.

Hypothetically, A year ago today was the last time you had your favorite food, and also a year ago today you had your last shag.

Today, both are available, but you can only pick one.........So choose :(

Umm, Extra large pizza please
Double cheese, double pepperoni, onion, olives and garlic please, and on the double :cool::D:cool:
Might need the energy for the next day if the other option is still available.

[rpsaturnal]

Favourite food or shag? ... Shag or favourite food?... hmmmm. Shag!!!

[Carrot74]

It's been so long that I have no problem saying... FOOD.
Food isn't a problem - women can be.:(
Period.:rolleyes::thumbsup:
Not against shagging - it's been too long.

[magickman]

Hmmmmm! Now, are we talking about a shag or an orgasm? Because if I hadn't orgasmed in a year I'd probably be in a monastery some where, or in prison, because of the stress!
Anyway, food wins every time! Favourite food would have to be sausage and mash with onion gravy.....Followed by a wank.....

[Ace1965]

Most definitely food.

[ubu_roi]

Sex is wonderful, but a nice prime rib (with a good wine) is transcendent. And don't get me started on sashimi!

Jeez, I just realized I'm old..........

[rlg118]

Decisions, decisions...

Rare roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, with buckets of gravy.

Although having Michelle Trachtenberg handcuffed to my bed would be pretty close.

[ubu_roi]

I must admit that throwing Michelle Trachtenberg into the mix would change my answer.

Maybe I'm not that old after all.

[welderman]

Iv'e just had my lunch, Now i'm off for a f**k, I'll let you know later which was better...

[Greenman]

I'm still pure, so FOOD, but then again I need to lose weight so not too much food-I thought a shag was a bird or a type of carpet :D

[Norbert84]

Whatever I'd choose, I'd regret the next day for not choosing the other option. :D But I would probably go with food first.

[billybunter]

I'll take the hair pie. Then I'll have some shenanigans:D I have a few late night pizza menus hidden.

[Mal Hombre]

I'd have the shag first,Work up an appetite :thumbsup:

[fleetwood77]

These days I'd rather have a plate of porridge.

[billybunter]

I'd have the shag first,Work up an appetite :thumbsup:

Is this a dual Mal:D

[Mal Hombre]

Yep,Grab Your weapon....

[rlg118]

I must admit that throwing Michelle Trachtenberg into the mix would change my answer.

Perhaps some of that roast beef gravy could be put to a slightly different use. :rolleyes:

[billybunter]

Mines bigger than yours. And fires more bullets:D

[Mal Hombre]

Mine's a pump action......

[billybunter]

Mine's a pump action......

This could go on for ever:D So let's agree to shake hands. After washing first:D

[tygrkhat40]

As the late, great Rodney Dangerfield once said, "Marry a good cook, the sex will wear off but you'll always be hungry."

[tygrkhat40]

Umm, Extra large pizza please
Double cheese, double pepperoni, onion, olives and garlic please, and on the double :cool::D:cool:
Might need the energy for the next day if the other option is still available.

And a good portion of mouthwash in case the sex comes around. :rolleyes::D:thumbsup:

[Estreeter]

And a good portion of mouthwash in case the sex comes around. :rolleyes::D:thumbsup:

Well. If I had an Anchovy Pizza

http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/11533/fa1858115324037.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/fa1858115324037) :cool:

Should I end up half way down :o:D
Mouthwash wont be required, ;)
We'll call it square :thumbsup:

[mrfixit]

I would have to go with a steak some mashed botatos and a salad with Emily18 as the serving platter.


http://ist1-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/1/_/_/_/1/q/b/X/Q/qbXQ/emily18-21_0.jpg (http://pimpandhost.com/image/show/id/6242522)

[MaxJoker]

I`d go for food in an artery clogged heartbeat :cool:

Because apart from the time it was out of date and those other times it was undercooked food has never let me down :cool:

http://thumbnails58.imagebam.com/18896/5ffd12188958586.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5ffd12188958586)

Also i`ve yet to eat/meet the spare rib that decided to remind me in extreme detail about when i made a slight unintentional harmless error three years previously.

:mad::thumbsup:

[palo5]

Food, but actually you can have both :thumbsup:

What if the woman arrives loaded with food, and she will cook it? :thumbsup::D:cool:

[Estreeter]

Food, but actually you can have both :thumbsup:

From the 1st post in the thread


Hypothetically, A year ago today was the last time you had your favorite food, and also a year ago today you had your last shag.

Today, both are available, but you can only pick one.........So choose :(


;)

[stantine]

I wander which adam richman would choose,,,,!
(man v food)

[palo5]

From the 1st post in the thread



;)

You're right, sorry. But theoretically you could still have both - how often do we say some girls look good enough to eat? :eek::eek::D

[Estreeter]

how often do we say some girls look good enough to eat? :eek::eek::D

Good question, Sir :thumbsup:

Answer,
When a girl, any girl, clothed or naked is placed next too any pizza, as far as I'm concerned, the girl might as well be on Mars ;)

[tygrkhat40]

I think though, at my present age, go for the sex. It's a lot easier to get food.

[tamsmith]

A hot curry with a naked Sara Jay beside me.

I reckon that both sides of the lower half of my body would be excreting for days.

[imtrying]

I can always twist one off so I say...FOOD!

[exfarmer]

A hot curry with a naked Sara Jay beside me.

I reckon that both sides of the lower half of my body would be excreting for days.

I've got some really bad images in my head right now. :(:mad:

[Xexemedes]

I don't know wether to laugh reading this thread or slap my forehead, but either way...

I cook for myself, pretty much what I want, when I want, most of the time; and, seriously, a good meal is almost always just a quick drive away, with a superior meal being somewhat less attainable, but still reasonably available.

Sadly, but truthfully, I broke up with my GF almost a year ago, so no num nums for Xexemedes for a while now...and since "familiarity breeds contempt"...

Monty, I'll take the Shag behind door number 1 :thumbsup::cool: (even if it means I have to eat beans and rice for the next 6 days)

[billybunter]

Never really indulged in foodie sex. But a mate I worked with got some chocolate ice cream and enjoyed it in his car with his GF. They both lived at home with their parents at the time. He said he and the car were a mess. His parents said nothing, but his sister ripped the piss out of him for months. THis springs to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

:D:D

[KingKeigh]

Food. Less wooing and game playing involved. Besides I need the nourishment for stamina. Can't shag on an empty stomach. I might end up really biting her pussy thinking it was a peach or a taco.

[ubu_roi]

I might end up really biting her pussy thinking it was a peach or a taco.
Or a tuna sandwich......

[lef09]

It is a big dilemma for a young man but after the age of 40 there is no question about it, food.

[Jason-X]

I would like to say Sex, but, I'm more use to Food! :o

[olskool1]

I have to say food at my age I need the energy just to take my Blue Pill....